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Gender: female
Consoles Owned: PS3, Gameboy, PC
Interests: graphic design, singing, photography, witty stuff, psychoanalytics, games
Date Signed Up:1/12/2013
Last Login:3/16/2016
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pre-medical student
bored in my dorm, alone during break.
and no seriously this isn't one of those sex ads.
I'm smarter than I look, just a bit.
I'm half Japanese, half German by ethnicity.

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#335 - you know it that n getting a better job at a research lab! 03/16/2016 on allisonfirex's profile 0
#332 - how u ?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2016 on allisonfirex's profile 0
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#334 - dalgaard (02/21/2016) [-]
living the marketing life, sucking up peoples lifeforces and their money too. It's prett dank to be honest.

what about you, still starring in porn magazines, fucking around with crazy roommates, and hanging out with ''just-the-tip'' dudes?

Livin'Life
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#335 - allisonfirex (03/16/2016) [-]
you know it

that n getting a better job at a research lab!
#330 - wat you finally realized that you's a fgt?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/21/2016 on allisonfirex's profile 0
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#333 - dalgaard (02/21/2016) [-]
yea man, cant change who i am in the end
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#332 - allisonfirex (02/21/2016) [-]
how u ?
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#334 - dalgaard (02/21/2016) [-]
living the marketing life, sucking up peoples lifeforces and their money too. It's prett dank to be honest.

what about you, still starring in porn magazines, fucking around with crazy roommates, and hanging out with ''just-the-tip'' dudes?

Livin'Life
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#335 - allisonfirex (03/16/2016) [-]
you know it

that n getting a better job at a research lab!
#328 - EWW I hope you aren't serious. I hope the Eastboros church get…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/13/2015 on allisonfirex's profile 0
#329 - dalgaard (01/23/2016) [-]
just re-read this thread

holy shit lol
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#330 - allisonfirex (02/21/2016) [-]
wat you finally realized that you's a fgt?
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#333 - dalgaard (02/21/2016) [-]
yea man, cant change who i am in the end
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#332 - allisonfirex (02/21/2016) [-]
how u ?
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#334 - dalgaard (02/21/2016) [-]
living the marketing life, sucking up peoples lifeforces and their money too. It's prett dank to be honest.

what about you, still starring in porn magazines, fucking around with crazy roommates, and hanging out with ''just-the-tip'' dudes?

Livin'Life
User avatar
#335 - allisonfirex (03/16/2016) [-]
you know it

that n getting a better job at a research lab!
#326 - its cuz ur a fgt , admint it  [+] (8 new replies) 10/12/2015 on allisonfirex's profile 0
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#327 - dalgaard (10/12/2015) [-]
ya got me... i even kiss girls...

god help me im such a faggot


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#328 - allisonfirex (10/13/2015) [-]
EWW I hope you aren't serious. I hope the Eastboros church gets you for this
#329 - dalgaard (01/23/2016) [-]
just re-read this thread

holy shit lol
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#330 - allisonfirex (02/21/2016) [-]
wat you finally realized that you's a fgt?
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#333 - dalgaard (02/21/2016) [-]
yea man, cant change who i am in the end
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#332 - allisonfirex (02/21/2016) [-]
how u ?
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#334 - dalgaard (02/21/2016) [-]
living the marketing life, sucking up peoples lifeforces and their money too. It's prett dank to be honest.

what about you, still starring in porn magazines, fucking around with crazy roommates, and hanging out with ''just-the-tip'' dudes?

Livin'Life
User avatar
#335 - allisonfirex (03/16/2016) [-]
you know it

that n getting a better job at a research lab!
#324 - **** i do my homework *****. Now give me my A+ and some redz k…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/11/2015 on allisonfirex's profile 0
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#325 - dalgaard (10/11/2015) [-]
I think it was because i made a comment that got enough thumbs im not sure
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#326 - allisonfirex (10/12/2015) [-]
its cuz ur a fgt , admint it
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#327 - dalgaard (10/12/2015) [-]
ya got me... i even kiss girls...

god help me im such a faggot


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#328 - allisonfirex (10/13/2015) [-]
EWW I hope you aren't serious. I hope the Eastboros church gets you for this
#329 - dalgaard (01/23/2016) [-]
just re-read this thread

holy shit lol
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#330 - allisonfirex (02/21/2016) [-]
wat you finally realized that you's a fgt?
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#333 - dalgaard (02/21/2016) [-]
yea man, cant change who i am in the end
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#332 - allisonfirex (02/21/2016) [-]
how u ?
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#334 - dalgaard (02/21/2016) [-]
living the marketing life, sucking up peoples lifeforces and their money too. It's prett dank to be honest.

what about you, still starring in porn magazines, fucking around with crazy roommates, and hanging out with ''just-the-tip'' dudes?

Livin'Life
User avatar
#335 - allisonfirex (03/16/2016) [-]
you know it

that n getting a better job at a research lab!
#322 - OH I DON'T KNOW DALGAARD, MAYBE IF I HAD RED TEXT I'D BE ON EV…  [+] (12 new replies) 10/09/2015 on allisonfirex's profile 0
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#323 - dalgaard (10/09/2015) [-]
aight listen mang, u bein an upright cheeky kunt right nao k?
i'll hook u in da gabba m8 i swer on me mum.

I'll give u some red text if ur nice and you do ur homework

missed you by an hour fuk
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#324 - allisonfirex (10/11/2015) [-]
Shit i do my homework nigga. Now give me my A+ and some redz k?

Seriously what'd you do? I'm curious. I'ma hit da gym nao, see you after I get my gains

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#325 - dalgaard (10/11/2015) [-]
I think it was because i made a comment that got enough thumbs im not sure
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#326 - allisonfirex (10/12/2015) [-]
its cuz ur a fgt , admint it
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#327 - dalgaard (10/12/2015) [-]
ya got me... i even kiss girls...

god help me im such a faggot


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#328 - allisonfirex (10/13/2015) [-]
EWW I hope you aren't serious. I hope the Eastboros church gets you for this
#329 - dalgaard (01/23/2016) [-]
just re-read this thread

holy shit lol
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#330 - allisonfirex (02/21/2016) [-]
wat you finally realized that you's a fgt?
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#333 - dalgaard (02/21/2016) [-]
yea man, cant change who i am in the end
User avatar
#332 - allisonfirex (02/21/2016) [-]
how u ?
User avatar
#334 - dalgaard (02/21/2016) [-]
living the marketing life, sucking up peoples lifeforces and their money too. It's prett dank to be honest.

what about you, still starring in porn magazines, fucking around with crazy roommates, and hanging out with ''just-the-tip'' dudes?

Livin'Life
User avatar
#335 - allisonfirex (03/16/2016) [-]
you know it

that n getting a better job at a research lab!
#320 - Weed isn't a drug, it's a leaf! In all seriousness though, I p…  [+] (14 new replies) 10/08/2015 on allisonfirex's profile 0
#321 - dalgaard (10/08/2015) [-]
You both'ed both? Wow thats some xXxDank360QuickscopexXx right there baby

- Maaan i never told you? LOL

Im secretly admins second in command why do you think im on here all the time. just dont tell anybody pls ;)

- what would you use it for? You're on like twice a year
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#322 - allisonfirex (10/09/2015) [-]
OH I DON'T KNOW DALGAARD, MAYBE IF I HAD RED TEXT I'D BE ON EVERYDAY TOO.

admin is gonna keel you, just how he did his uncle and all his fwends who betrayed him, k?
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#323 - dalgaard (10/09/2015) [-]
aight listen mang, u bein an upright cheeky kunt right nao k?
i'll hook u in da gabba m8 i swer on me mum.

I'll give u some red text if ur nice and you do ur homework

missed you by an hour fuk
User avatar
#324 - allisonfirex (10/11/2015) [-]
Shit i do my homework nigga. Now give me my A+ and some redz k?

Seriously what'd you do? I'm curious. I'ma hit da gym nao, see you after I get my gains

User avatar
#325 - dalgaard (10/11/2015) [-]
I think it was because i made a comment that got enough thumbs im not sure
User avatar
#326 - allisonfirex (10/12/2015) [-]
its cuz ur a fgt , admint it
User avatar
#327 - dalgaard (10/12/2015) [-]
ya got me... i even kiss girls...

god help me im such a faggot


User avatar
#328 - allisonfirex (10/13/2015) [-]
EWW I hope you aren't serious. I hope the Eastboros church gets you for this
#329 - dalgaard (01/23/2016) [-]
just re-read this thread

holy shit lol
User avatar
#330 - allisonfirex (02/21/2016) [-]
wat you finally realized that you's a fgt?
User avatar
#333 - dalgaard (02/21/2016) [-]
yea man, cant change who i am in the end
User avatar
#332 - allisonfirex (02/21/2016) [-]
how u ?
User avatar
#334 - dalgaard (02/21/2016) [-]
living the marketing life, sucking up peoples lifeforces and their money too. It's prett dank to be honest.

what about you, still starring in porn magazines, fucking around with crazy roommates, and hanging out with ''just-the-tip'' dudes?

Livin'Life
User avatar
#335 - allisonfirex (03/16/2016) [-]
you know it

that n getting a better job at a research lab!
#319 - HA GOT milk? 10/08/2015 on allisonfirex's profile 0
#316 - I've been pretty busy, I thought I was going to have a relaxin…  [+] (16 new replies) 10/07/2015 on allisonfirex's profile 0
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#318 - dalgaard (10/07/2015) [-]
ah shit just missed you

- nah im not doing drugs. I dont know a lot about the stuff. It's just that im meeting up with an old friend i havent seen in a long time and we thought we should do something we havent tried. So he proposed hash brownies ya know and i was like man wtf lets just do it. Havent really ever done any drugs except smoke a few times a couple years back, but thats it. He's smoked in a good while though.

Alcohol is another matter. The new university class i got in is fucking crazy lmao.
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#320 - allisonfirex (10/08/2015) [-]
Weed isn't a drug, it's a leaf! In all seriousness though, I prefer it over smoking tobacco (I've both both before and stopped for a long time now). Also how did you get red text and can you share with me, pleease?
#321 - dalgaard (10/08/2015) [-]
You both'ed both? Wow thats some xXxDank360QuickscopexXx right there baby

- Maaan i never told you? LOL

Im secretly admins second in command why do you think im on here all the time. just dont tell anybody pls ;)

- what would you use it for? You're on like twice a year
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#322 - allisonfirex (10/09/2015) [-]
OH I DON'T KNOW DALGAARD, MAYBE IF I HAD RED TEXT I'D BE ON EVERYDAY TOO.

admin is gonna keel you, just how he did his uncle and all his fwends who betrayed him, k?
User avatar
#323 - dalgaard (10/09/2015) [-]
aight listen mang, u bein an upright cheeky kunt right nao k?
i'll hook u in da gabba m8 i swer on me mum.

I'll give u some red text if ur nice and you do ur homework

missed you by an hour fuk
User avatar
#324 - allisonfirex (10/11/2015) [-]
Shit i do my homework nigga. Now give me my A+ and some redz k?

Seriously what'd you do? I'm curious. I'ma hit da gym nao, see you after I get my gains

User avatar
#325 - dalgaard (10/11/2015) [-]
I think it was because i made a comment that got enough thumbs im not sure
User avatar
#326 - allisonfirex (10/12/2015) [-]
its cuz ur a fgt , admint it
User avatar
#327 - dalgaard (10/12/2015) [-]
ya got me... i even kiss girls...

god help me im such a faggot


User avatar
#328 - allisonfirex (10/13/2015) [-]
EWW I hope you aren't serious. I hope the Eastboros church gets you for this
#329 - dalgaard (01/23/2016) [-]
just re-read this thread

holy shit lol
User avatar
#330 - allisonfirex (02/21/2016) [-]
wat you finally realized that you's a fgt?
User avatar
#333 - dalgaard (02/21/2016) [-]
yea man, cant change who i am in the end
User avatar
#332 - allisonfirex (02/21/2016) [-]
how u ?
User avatar
#334 - dalgaard (02/21/2016) [-]
living the marketing life, sucking up peoples lifeforces and their money too. It's prett dank to be honest.

what about you, still starring in porn magazines, fucking around with crazy roommates, and hanging out with ''just-the-tip'' dudes?

Livin'Life
User avatar
#335 - allisonfirex (03/16/2016) [-]
you know it

that n getting a better job at a research lab!
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#310 - dalgaard (09/22/2015) [-]
ayy
#312 to #310 - allisonfirex (10/05/2015) [-]
u suk
#311 to #310 - allisonfirex (10/05/2015) [-]
I haven't logged on in like a million years my badd. How are you?!
#314 to #311 - dalgaard (10/05/2015) [-]
''I haven't logged on in like a million years''

no in fact u suk qt3.14

havent seen ur work in months and i believe i was promised some a long as time ago. like january damn.
#315 to #314 - allisonfirex (10/07/2015) [-]
lmao you got my work like all the time, you just take it for granted! USUK and it's final!
#317 to #315 - dalgaard (10/07/2015) [-]
u suk

deez nuts
#319 to #317 - allisonfirex (10/08/2015) [-]
HA GOT milk?
#313 to #311 - dalgaard (10/05/2015) [-]
i'm a-ok thank you. Just doin some university stuff and chillin in my 72 square meter apartment did someone say alcohol and drugs every weekend? .

but yea mang all is gut, how 'bout you?
#316 to #313 - allisonfirex (10/07/2015) [-]
I've been pretty busy, I thought I was going to have a relaxing term but it's all work and studying all over again! So much for going on a nice trip to beaches in my spare time and all ...

that 's great you're doing good, YOU DO DRUGS AND ALCOHOL EVERY WEEKEND?! can u share?
#318 to #316 - dalgaard (10/07/2015) [-]
ah **** just missed you

- nah im not doing drugs. I dont know a lot about the stuff. It's just that im meeting up with an old friend i havent seen in a long time and we thought we should do something we havent tried. So he proposed hash brownies ya know and i was like man wtf lets just do it. Havent really ever done any drugs except smoke a few times a couple years back, but thats it. He's smoked in a good while though.

Alcohol is another matter. The new university class i got in is ******* crazy lmao.
#320 to #318 - allisonfirex (10/08/2015) [-]
Weed isn't a drug, it's a leaf! In all seriousness though, I prefer it over smoking tobacco (I've both both before and stopped for a long time now). Also how did you get red text and can you share with me, pleease?
#321 to #320 - dalgaard (10/08/2015) [-]
You both'ed both? Wow thats some xXxDank360QuickscopexXx right there baby

- Maaan i never told you? LOL

Im secretly admins second in command why do you think im on here all the time. just dont tell anybody pls ;)

- what would you use it for? You're on like twice a year
#322 to #321 - allisonfirex (10/09/2015) [-]
OH I DON'T KNOW DALGAARD, MAYBE IF I HAD RED TEXT I'D BE ON EVERYDAY TOO.

admin is gonna keel you, just how he did his uncle and all his fwends who betrayed him, k?
#323 to #322 - dalgaard (10/09/2015) [-]
aight listen mang, u bein an upright cheeky kunt right nao k?
i'll hook u in da gabba m8 i swer on me mum.

I'll give u some red text if ur nice and you do ur homework

missed you by an hour fuk
#324 to #323 - allisonfirex (10/11/2015) [-]
**** i do my homework *****. Now give me my A+ and some redz k?

Seriously what'd you do? I'm curious. I'ma hit da gym nao, see you after I get my gains

#325 to #324 - dalgaard (10/11/2015) [-]
I think it was because i made a comment that got enough thumbs im not sure
#326 to #325 - allisonfirex (10/12/2015) [-]
its cuz ur a fgt , admint it
#327 to #326 - dalgaard (10/12/2015) [-]
ya got me... i even kiss girls...

god help me im such a faggot


#328 to #327 - allisonfirex (10/13/2015) [-]
EWW I hope you aren't serious. I hope the Eastboros church gets you for this
#329 to #328 - dalgaard (01/23/2016) [-]
just re-read this thread

holy **** lol
#330 to #329 - allisonfirex (02/21/2016) [-]
wat you finally realized that you's a fgt?
#333 to #330 - dalgaard (02/21/2016) [-]
yea man, cant change who i am in the end
#332 to #330 - allisonfirex (02/21/2016) [-]
how u ?
#334 to #332 - dalgaard (02/21/2016) [-]
living the marketing life, sucking up peoples lifeforces and their money too. It's prett dank to be honest.

what about you, still starring in porn magazines, ******* around with crazy roommates, and hanging out with ''just-the-tip'' dudes?

Livin'Life
#335 to #334 - allisonfirex (03/16/2016) [-]
you know it

that n getting a better job at a research lab!
#307 - jackthexiv (04/18/2015) [-]
eeehh, whats up Mah samurai,
#308 to #307 - allisonfirex (04/21/2015) [-]
Not much! Lots of school and things like that, what's up with you?
#309 to #308 - jackthexiv (04/22/2015) [-]
work, still, life sucks...
figured I'd say hello though, miss out little talks
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#299 - dalgaard (01/01/2015) [-]
long time no see.

how's stuff going?
#300 to #299 - allisonfirex (01/06/2015) [-]
Oh hii buddy! Sehr gut! Lots of school and umm work (you'll see!). What about you?
#301 to #300 - dalgaard (01/06/2015) [-]
Sounds good. I'm just working and working until i'll start university this summer.

Work i'm gonna see?
#302 to #301 - dalgaard (01/06/2015) [-]
Oooohhhh...   
   
   
 Holy **** i've missed your work.    
   
 Also, holy **** u suck at being online.
Oooohhhh...


Holy **** i've missed your work.

Also, holy **** u suck at being online.
#303 to #302 - allisonfirex (01/07/2015) [-]
Why don't we both log in at the same time ? I usually log on around evening in California time, so like morning to noon yours!
#304 to #303 - dalgaard (01/07/2015) [-]
Cause im at work at noon :c cant log on same way as when i was in school.

Well you were last online 3 hours ago and that is like 5 am here. You used to be online when i just got to around now. 8 am.

But i hope i'll get a chance to talk to you soon. Been missing our little talks.
#305 to #304 - allisonfirex (01/07/2015) [-]
I'll try to be on 11 pm (8 am yours) today then (:
#298 - anon (09/01/2014) [-]
hello sexy
#297 - dalgaard (07/17/2014) [-]
am dissapoint.
#294 - dalgaard (07/08/2014) [-]
How's are you guys doin' in the states?   
   
Me and mah homebois straight chillin' here in Malaga.   
   
 i miss u, you poopoo head
How's are you guys doin' in the states?

Me and mah homebois straight chillin' here in Malaga.

i miss u, you poopoo head
#295 to #294 - allisonfirex (07/10/2014) [-]
It's all aiight here. I miss you too, when are you coming back??

And how's Malaga?
#296 to #295 - dalgaard (07/10/2014) [-]
Its blazing hot. But we make it work with the beach, cold beers etc.

Im coming home in 4 days. Just in time for my birthday the 16th. Gotta hold a birthday party for my now ''old'' college class. It's gonna be fun.

You're of course welcome to come too. If you have the time and all that. I know you're busy.
#291 - dalgaard (06/19/2014) [-]
mfw my last job interview
mfw my last job interview
#292 to #291 - allisonfirex (06/23/2014) [-]
what did you do?? D:
#293 to #292 - dalgaard (06/23/2014) [-]
Well it was my friend who recommended me to someone because i needed a job for my sabbath year. I was called for an interview and I asked him if i should prepare anything and what they might ask me.   
   
He just said i shouldnt worry too much about it and say this and that and I would be fine. So I did and.. ''Explain your answer'' FUK. I somehow managed to get out of it alive and not sounding too retarded. They'll call me this week lol.
Well it was my friend who recommended me to someone because i needed a job for my sabbath year. I was called for an interview and I asked him if i should prepare anything and what they might ask me.

He just said i shouldnt worry too much about it and say this and that and I would be fine. So I did and.. ''Explain your answer'' FUK. I somehow managed to get out of it alive and not sounding too retarded. They'll call me this week lol.
#289 - dalgaard (05/18/2014) [-]
The sensation of recieving a fake number
#290 to #289 - allisonfirex (05/18/2014) [-]
dafuqqq send me yours and I'll text you you doodoo >_<
#285 - dalgaard (05/08/2014) [-]
So thats how it's going to be huh.

Just giving up on ol' friends.

i miss u man ;_;
#286 to #285 - allisonfirex (05/16/2014) [-]
I am sowwy ): I've just been really busy and haven't been online often!
#287 to #286 - dalgaard (05/16/2014) [-]
Unacceptable!
Unacceptable!
#288 to #287 - allisonfirex (05/16/2014) [-]
accept meeh!!!