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#35 - Possibly my favorite SNL skit, just second to the Shweddy Balls 06/28/2015 on Smash Mouth +1
#55 - Am I the only one who didn't think about Pokemon at first but …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/26/2015 on Exciting +17
User avatar #80 - heartbleed (06/26/2015) [-]
I just thought "Damn that's cool, too bad it'll never become commonplace in my lifetime!"
User avatar #78 - huntergriff (06/26/2015) [-]
that's what i thought too.
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All I do is fap fap fap no matter what, got lotion on my hands I can never get enough, cos everytime I step up in the building everybodies dick goes UP! And it stays there!
User avatar #62 - skeletorexplains (06/26/2015) [-]
i said the exact same thing when this was posted a year or so back..

A lot of our modern technology is based off of Star wars / trek. Not japanese animes n mangoes.
#234 - >Know most of the lore about the Fallout series >I w… 06/26/2015 on Fans 0
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#177258 - I don't want to get him for just some petty drug crime, he tol…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/09/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#177273 - Rascal (03/09/2015) [-]
Seriously take this to the police. Fucking do it, people being scared to say anything is the reason he continues to get away with what he's doing. Stop him before he gets other women too.
User avatar #177268 - karlKroenen (03/09/2015) [-]
Perhaps try to make him do it again but then catch him?
User avatar #177260 - rereviven (03/09/2015) [-]
call the police and tell them of the rape and the drug buyings
#177255 - Dear fellow FJers... I need some serious advice because th…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/09/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#177303 - Fgner (03/09/2015) [-]
Maybe it's how you worded it, but this sounds fishy.

1) So a salutatorian girl woke up after being drugged in a hotel room with dildos and didn't immediately go to the hospital and police? And in fact, she doesn't even seem to care. She continues to talk to her rapist. That doesn't match any of the standard victim profiles.

2) So you didn't take her to the hospital or police when she was obviously drugged and raped? And you can't say you were being hopeful - she woke up in a motel, half naked, surrounded by DILDOS. Even after you found she was totally, definitely raped.

3) Memory doesn't come back like that with these drugs. The reason you can't remember is because the drugs induce complete anterograde amnesia. The brain doesn't make the memories to begin with. The majority of the brain is entirely off - even some coma patients have more function.

4) So at a birthday party (often small - especially for older people) for her mom's coworker - the mom was not there, nobody noticed a strange man offering a girl beer, nobody noticed a strange man carrying away an unconscious/wasted girl that obviously was under influences, nobody knew this girl and therefore noticed completely unnatural behavior, etc? Yeah - okay.

5) There are exceptions, but almost no rapists would ever target someone so obviously close. Either he wants to be caught (which some criminals do) or... you know... bullshit.

6) He is giving you hard evidence - admitting that he's raped 14-15 girls (some probably underaged) with the assistance of an illegal drug. He tells you all the drugs he does and apparently where you gets then? I am so baffled to why you keep saying you have no hard evidence or anything.

[big]All of that said*[big]
> If it was within a month, go to the police. Flunitrazepam can be detected in the victim's hair for that time period.

> If you aren't sure yet, get a pregnancy test. Rapists tend to not enjoy candams and you said she was a virgin I believe?

> Make sure your girlfriend isn't lying... gotta say it. A UK study showed that none of their 75 woman who claimed to be spiked actually were. They were just binge drinking, no drugs were used. Since a lot of her story and current posture sounds fishy it may not have even been drinking.

> Go to the fucking police, dipshit. Show them the texts, do a rape test, do a roofie test - DNA can last a while inside and the drugs last a while in her hair. And get him for all the rapes, not just hers. If you can't get him for rapes - get him for hard drugs and drugging her. Obviously that can be done and it'll still ruin his life.

> If you really don't want to go the police, then get over it
OR** man up and kill him. He's obviously a huge danger to society and will obviously continue to do this. There are plenty of guides on the web to help you learn how to do it and get away. Go to a public computer somewhere they won't track you and research and plan. A suicide/OD frame would be easy given all this info - they probably wouldn't even consider homicide if you thought about it. Once you do it and clean up - never talk about it. Don't even tell your girlfriend that you got vengeance, pretend to brew over it. When news gets out don't act smug or happy, etc.
#177306 - minutes (03/09/2015) [-]
You made some good points and observations, just a few things.

No. 5 is not true. Most rapists knew their victim before, often friends and even more often family members. It just doesn't get reported as much as the stereotypicall "drugged and dragged to the forrest" - rape.

>man up and kill him That's some serious psychopathic tendencies you got there. Be carefull on that edge.
User avatar #177316 - Fgner (03/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, you're right on #5 being bullshit. My bad.

I'm far from psychopathic. I hate the idea of causing any physical or emotional pain to anyone - even if I hate them and there are very few instances I'd "kill a bitch". Even in this case I wouldn't even consider killing him outside of immediate self defense. He deserves to pay for his crimes and killing him doesn't exactly exact vengeance - making him a prison twink would. So I'd go to the police, and I would have done it the moment she said what happened. Then I'd be taking her to therapy to absolutely prevent the nasty psychological stuff that it can bring forth.

However, he's whining that he wants revenge and to end his own emotional struggled. He doesn't want him to be put up for a tiny crime, but the big rape charges. And he doesn't want to just work through it. The only option outside of the cops is his own revenge and the most effective one really is to off the guy. Other methods might have worse repercussions and it doesn't protect any future victims.

Also - damn my formatting got screwed up on that post. I hate emojis.
User avatar #177285 - skydiving (03/09/2015) [-]
If you suspect for a milisecond that someone was raped and/or drugged, take them to a doctor right away so they could check for drugs in the system and do a rape kit. That would have been hard evidence that she was raped, (though the true uphill battle would be proving it was him).

All you can do know is know better to be prepared in the future, as well as comfort your girlfriend. Talk to counsellors and access the women's protection resources if you have them in the area. If this shithole lives or works close to you guys, move if you can.
User avatar #177267 - karlKroenen (03/09/2015) [-]
It's really bad that you didn't do anything. They could have done a DNA test if you had taken her to the hospital... As for what to do... You couldn't have done anything to help her, it's in the past and try to let it go as much as possible. Or..seek out revenge. But plan it out, serve it cold, and don't talk about it.
User avatar #177265 - pokemonstheshiz (03/09/2015) [-]
why tf have you waited so long? This should have been a discussion when there was still traces of the drug in her system, that's hard evidence. Now it's nothing but speculation and testimonials, which are not enough for a conviction usually.

Best you can really do is tell the police about him, and where he frequently parties/buys drugs. Hopefully they'll be able to catch him. After that, the only thing you can really do is accept that it happened and move on.
User avatar #177263 - amonahan (03/09/2015) [-]
Either get over it (which lets be honest that won't happen) or do something about it. Just don't lose yourself over getting revenge. Even a simple drug bust would be enough to fuck him over if done correctly.
#177256 - Rascal (03/09/2015) [-]
you need to take things into your own hands, set him up, tell the police next time he goes to buy drugs, do something man!

these type of people are scum, and a disease to humans
User avatar #177258 - allidoisfapfapfap (03/09/2015) [-]
I don't want to get him for just some petty drug crime, he told my girlfriend that he had done the same to 13 or 14 other girls (HE FUCKING KEPT COUNT) that were near her age and as he put it "they were all virgins and they 'wanted it' just like my girlfriend" I don't have any recordings or anything of him doing this and I don't know who else he's done it to for extra witnesses but if he's going to jail I want him doing some hard time in a max security and not see freedom for years.
#177273 - Rascal (03/09/2015) [-]
Seriously take this to the police. Fucking do it, people being scared to say anything is the reason he continues to get away with what he's doing. Stop him before he gets other women too.
User avatar #177268 - karlKroenen (03/09/2015) [-]
Perhaps try to make him do it again but then catch him?
User avatar #177260 - rereviven (03/09/2015) [-]
call the police and tell them of the rape and the drug buyings
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#356 - mitchem (02/22/2015) [-]
No problem man
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