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allennis

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Date Signed Up:7/27/2011
Last Login:7/11/2015
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#24 - Fixed*  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2014 on post on tumblr enjoy... +23
#32 - gtfomylawnbish (04/18/2014) [-]
I was at the bank earlier today. She said "your licence is expired" and it had been for 2 years. I knew this, I knew my odds were slim withdrawing money. I pressed forward and said "Dang it, I grabbed the wrong one today, my bad" she giggled and gave me my 500.00.

I instantly thought "what if I was a nigger?" and I can almost bet I'd have been turned away. Mainly because black people don't use banks. But still, being white is pretty great.
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#26 - WinnerofTheGame (04/18/2014) [-]
Damn lol
#20 - >In hindsight, I should have used my shirt  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2014 on Oblivious Single... +410
#471 - gitanisme (04/19/2014) [-]
wow, we read the same content
i am so surprised
#549 - allennis (04/22/2014) [-]
#390 - trueraiderfan (04/19/2014) [-]
This is immediately what I thought of touching her face when he said dry elbows sorry for the mental image
#6 - nice roll 04/16/2014 on the batcave 0
#6 - Damn.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/16/2014 on RIP anons sister +156
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#8 - wellimnotsure (04/16/2014) [-]
Double Damn
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#13 - Thundergod (04/16/2014) [-]
The Five Damns You Meet in Heaven.
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#27 - butwhynot (04/16/2014) [-]
...and by their five powers combined, I am captain damn.
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#39 - internetexplain (04/16/2014) [-]
Captain damnit fits better imo
#25 - Get the **** back in league, Vladimir 04/16/2014 on Bloodmoon 0
#51 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2014 on "male privilege" 0
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#55 - Sataria (04/16/2014) [-]
he NEVER one said they were
#3 - Picture 04/15/2014 on awkward pet moments.. 0
#425 - I. DARE. you. 04/15/2014 on FJ Elimination Game +2
#421 - It's not even that you're my least favorite, I just want peanu…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2014 on FJ Elimination Game +2
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#422 - anonymoose (04/15/2014) [-]
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#429 - gurubear (04/15/2014) [-]
-3 peanutbitter
+3 anonymoose

We have a deal
#425 - allennis (04/15/2014) [-]
I. DARE. you.
#412 - ahahaha 04/15/2014 on FJ Elimination Game +1