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#113 - >Girl I used to hook up with messages me >Asks for d…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/24/2014 on The only black male +66
User avatar #342 - niggastolemyname (03/24/2014) [-]
>Me and this other 'friend' of mine meet this girl
>let's call him delelele
>let's call her WHOOOP
>gorgeous 10/10
>would do anything to be with her
>go to her house one night
>parents say she already has a boyfriend and that I should go
>it has to be delelele
>next day he tells me all about her
>decide theres only one thing to be done
>I hire neo-nazis to assasinate her parents
>because yolo
>whoop goes cataconic
>she is kill
>neo-nazis kill delelele
>I have nothing too lose
>Nuke Ukraine
User avatar #369 - LSkywalker (03/24/2014) [-]
wut
User avatar #449 - niggastolemyname (03/24/2014) [-]
Its an abstract analogy of the relationship between the us, ukraine, and russia
Really, the US would support anything for a regime change they want.
User avatar #522 - LSkywalker (03/30/2014) [-]
ah, yes
#44 - The amount of effort put in just for this ******* joke... 03/24/2014 on Okay +13
#69 - Picture 03/24/2014 on Alfred 0
#112 - Not as smoking as Audrey Hepburn. Them legs. 03/24/2014 on Awesome +36
#78 - Picture 03/22/2014 on I thought paper always beat... +1
#77 - ******* minerals, marie. 03/22/2014 on I thought paper always beat... +1
#37 - We did that like 6 months ago in Psychology class. 03/20/2014 on Title 0
#68 - Picture 03/20/2014 on the creative process. +8
#32 - N-no... 03/19/2014 on Whynaut +12
#30 - "It looks great in a bowtie."  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2014 on Whynaut +9
#31 - theguywhoaskswhy (03/19/2014) [-]
#32 - allennis (03/19/2014) [-]
N-no...
#5 - Picture 03/19/2014 on just remember +4
#53 - Picture 03/18/2014 on Timmy's Bike +2
#28 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2014 on Treachery +9
#32 - chokinandtokin (03/18/2014) [-]
#38 - WHAT IS THIS GLORIOUS GOLD MINE?! Do you have more?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2014 on Yet another unrealistic... 0
#39 - nibbero (03/18/2014) [-]
I could fill a book...
#36 - This is actually like the best thing i've ever seen.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Yet another unrealistic... +1
#37 - nibbero (03/18/2014) [-]
It gets better...
#38 - allennis (03/18/2014) [-]
WHAT IS THIS GLORIOUS GOLD MINE?! Do you have more?
#39 - nibbero (03/18/2014) [-]
I could fill a book...
#330 - Norway 03/17/2014 on Health +1
#220 - The made me laugh ahaha 03/15/2014 on The Discomfort... +1
#64 - Picture 03/12/2014 on (untitled) +9
#235 - Quite relevant. 03/11/2014 on Whaaaaaaat noo :'( +7
#86 - You too man 03/11/2014 on I Like This Girl +1
#83 - LaVeyan Satanism IS Satanism and the organization has claimed …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2014 on I Like This Girl +1
#84 - satanslore (03/11/2014) [-]
Thank you for opening my eyes allennis , I gotta go for today but i'm already reading the article i'm loving this shit , Have a terrific day bro
User avatar #86 - allennis (03/11/2014) [-]
You too man
#81 - That's a little misleading though. Not to say there's anything…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/11/2014 on I Like This Girl 0
#117 - acemcgunner (03/11/2014) [-]
I must destroy this evil, this is heresy!!!

spaaaaaace wolves!!!!!!!!!
#121 - dudewitharake (03/11/2014) [-]
ill show you heresy
#122 - acemcgunner (03/11/2014) [-]
#123 - dudewitharake (03/11/2014) [-]
ill take that challenge, and play you the rustle of my people
User avatar #124 - acemcgunner (03/11/2014) [-]
what a rustled song...
#82 - satanslore (03/11/2014) [-]
Nice , some sauce , I'm gonna take a look at this , But I believe in the traditions ( lore ) of satanism , but not the whole death goth fuck god stuff
User avatar #83 - allennis (03/11/2014) [-]
LaVeyan Satanism IS Satanism and the organization has claimed to have no affiliation with any other type of Satanism. That means no death, blood, goth, etc stuff. Seriously take a look at that wiki article. You're probably a Satanist without knowing it. I don't really disagree with much of what it says there.
#84 - satanslore (03/11/2014) [-]
Thank you for opening my eyes allennis , I gotta go for today but i'm already reading the article i'm loving this shit , Have a terrific day bro
User avatar #86 - allennis (03/11/2014) [-]
You too man
#77 - Picture 03/11/2014 on I Like This Girl +2
#75 - Again, satanslore pastry chef. Wat.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on I Like This Girl +2
#78 - satanslore (03/11/2014) [-]
All the laughs lol!
#70 - How is this coming from someone whose username is satanslore?  [+] (13 new replies) 03/11/2014 on I Like This Girl +6
#73 - satanslore (03/11/2014) [-]
SatansLore is in no way a reference to religion or preference to a way of living.
User avatar #81 - allennis (03/11/2014) [-]
That's a little misleading though. Not to say there's anything wrong with Satanism. LaVeyan Satanism, which was the first church of Satanism, had very little to nothing to do with Satan himself. It's core beliefs are centered around free thought and virtue, basically meaning be a good person and don't let anyone control you. It's actually quite interesting.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LaVeyan_Satanism
#117 - acemcgunner (03/11/2014) [-]
I must destroy this evil, this is heresy!!!

spaaaaaace wolves!!!!!!!!!
#121 - dudewitharake (03/11/2014) [-]
ill show you heresy
#122 - acemcgunner (03/11/2014) [-]
#123 - dudewitharake (03/11/2014) [-]
ill take that challenge, and play you the rustle of my people
User avatar #124 - acemcgunner (03/11/2014) [-]
what a rustled song...
#82 - satanslore (03/11/2014) [-]
Nice , some sauce , I'm gonna take a look at this , But I believe in the traditions ( lore ) of satanism , but not the whole death goth fuck god stuff
User avatar #83 - allennis (03/11/2014) [-]
LaVeyan Satanism IS Satanism and the organization has claimed to have no affiliation with any other type of Satanism. That means no death, blood, goth, etc stuff. Seriously take a look at that wiki article. You're probably a Satanist without knowing it. I don't really disagree with much of what it says there.
#84 - satanslore (03/11/2014) [-]
Thank you for opening my eyes allennis , I gotta go for today but i'm already reading the article i'm loving this shit , Have a terrific day bro
User avatar #86 - allennis (03/11/2014) [-]
You too man
#72 - makotoitou (03/11/2014) [-]
>coming
#77 - allennis (03/11/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - alexfost (08/15/2013) [-]
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