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allennis

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Date Signed Up:7/27/2011
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#70 - I feel like I would get lost and cry even with such an easy ma… 03/24/2014 on cardboard childhood 0
#113 - >Girl I used to hook up with messages me >Asks for d…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/24/2014 on The only black male +66
User avatar #342 - niggastolemyname (03/24/2014) [-]
>Me and this other 'friend' of mine meet this girl
>let's call him delelele
>let's call her WHOOOP
>gorgeous 10/10
>would do anything to be with her
>go to her house one night
>parents say she already has a boyfriend and that I should go
>it has to be delelele
>next day he tells me all about her
>decide theres only one thing to be done
>I hire neo-nazis to assasinate her parents
>because yolo
>whoop goes cataconic
>she is kill
>neo-nazis kill delelele
>I have nothing too lose
>Nuke Ukraine
User avatar #369 - LSkywalker (03/24/2014) [-]
wut
User avatar #449 - niggastolemyname (03/24/2014) [-]
Its an abstract analogy of the relationship between the us, ukraine, and russia
Really, the US would support anything for a regime change they want.
User avatar #522 - LSkywalker (03/30/2014) [-]
ah, yes
#44 - The amount of effort put in just for this ******* joke... 03/24/2014 on Okay +13
#69 - Picture 03/24/2014 on Alfred 0
#112 - Not as smoking as Audrey Hepburn. Them legs. 03/24/2014 on Awesome +36
#78 - Picture 03/22/2014 on I thought paper always beat... +1
#77 - ******* minerals, marie. 03/22/2014 on I thought paper always beat... +1
#37 - We did that like 6 months ago in Psychology class. 03/20/2014 on Title 0
#68 - Picture 03/20/2014 on the creative process. +8
#32 - N-no... 03/19/2014 on Whynaut +12
#30 - "It looks great in a bowtie."  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2014 on Whynaut +9
#31 - theguywhoaskswhy (03/19/2014) [-]
#32 - allennis (03/19/2014) [-]
N-no...
#5 - Picture 03/19/2014 on just remember +4
#53 - Picture 03/18/2014 on Timmy's Bike +2
#28 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2014 on Treachery +9
#32 - chokinandtokin (03/18/2014) [-]
#38 - WHAT IS THIS GLORIOUS GOLD MINE?! Do you have more?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2014 on Yet another unrealistic... 0
#39 - nibbero (03/18/2014) [-]
I could fill a book...
#36 - This is actually like the best thing i've ever seen.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Yet another unrealistic... +1
#37 - nibbero (03/18/2014) [-]
It gets better...
#38 - allennis (03/18/2014) [-]
WHAT IS THIS GLORIOUS GOLD MINE?! Do you have more?
#39 - nibbero (03/18/2014) [-]
I could fill a book...
#330 - Norway 03/17/2014 on Health +1
#220 - The made me laugh ahaha 03/15/2014 on The Discomfort... +1
#64 - Picture 03/12/2014 on (untitled) +9
#235 - Quite relevant. 03/11/2014 on Whaaaaaaat noo :'( +7
#86 - You too man 03/11/2014 on I Like This Girl +1
#83 - LaVeyan Satanism IS Satanism and the organization has claimed …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2014 on I Like This Girl +1
#84 - satanslore (03/11/2014) [-]
Thank you for opening my eyes allennis , I gotta go for today but i'm already reading the article i'm loving this shit , Have a terrific day bro
User avatar #86 - allennis (03/11/2014) [-]
You too man
#81 - That's a little misleading though. Not to say there's anything…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/11/2014 on I Like This Girl 0
#117 - acemcgunner (03/11/2014) [-]
I must destroy this evil, this is heresy!!!

spaaaaaace wolves!!!!!!!!!
#121 - dudewitharake (03/11/2014) [-]
ill show you heresy
#122 - acemcgunner (03/11/2014) [-]
#123 - dudewitharake (03/11/2014) [-]
ill take that challenge, and play you the rustle of my people
User avatar #124 - acemcgunner (03/11/2014) [-]
what a rustled song...
#82 - satanslore (03/11/2014) [-]
Nice , some sauce , I'm gonna take a look at this , But I believe in the traditions ( lore ) of satanism , but not the whole death goth fuck god stuff
User avatar #83 - allennis (03/11/2014) [-]
LaVeyan Satanism IS Satanism and the organization has claimed to have no affiliation with any other type of Satanism. That means no death, blood, goth, etc stuff. Seriously take a look at that wiki article. You're probably a Satanist without knowing it. I don't really disagree with much of what it says there.
#84 - satanslore (03/11/2014) [-]
Thank you for opening my eyes allennis , I gotta go for today but i'm already reading the article i'm loving this shit , Have a terrific day bro
User avatar #86 - allennis (03/11/2014) [-]
You too man
#77 - Picture 03/11/2014 on I Like This Girl +2
#75 - Again, satanslore pastry chef. Wat.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on I Like This Girl +2
#78 - satanslore (03/11/2014) [-]
All the laughs lol!

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User avatar #1 - alexfost (08/15/2013) [-]
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