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Date Signed Up:7/27/2011
Last Login:11/21/2014
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Comment Ranking:#10445
Highest Content Rank:#38114
Highest Comment Rank:#571
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#75 - Seriously? No one is going to point out that Tim Allen was get…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/28/2014 on Pot Comp #1 +178
#272 - whiteusername (03/29/2014) [-]
You son of a bitch
#266 - Womens Study Major (03/29/2014) [-]
My lung. My fucking lung hurts.
User avatar #160 - buttinspecter (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #84 - koff (03/28/2014) [-]
I wish I had 1,000 accounts because I would thumb this up with everyone of them.
#33 - Found the ****** 03/28/2014 on KFC Saves the Day -5
#1288 - And exactly how often is your name summoned on FJ? Also, the U…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2014 on Cool/good looking people of FJ +1
User avatar #1331 - infernalinsolence (03/28/2014) [-]
14.4 stone is like 200lbs.
#1286 - Of all the photos you could have picked from...  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2014 on Cool/good looking people of FJ +4
#1293 - karpalarp (03/28/2014) [-]
its my profile pic, so the first one i saw... also i recently lost 60 lbs and this is one of the few that looks like me now
#20 - Mad cause you have a baby face?  [+] (20 new replies) 03/28/2014 on Forever Alone lvl Asian +14
User avatar #22 - derpsenderp (03/28/2014) [-]
That makes absolutely no sense. If someone had a baby-face wouldn't they try to cover it up with a prepubescent beard?
#25 - allennis (03/28/2014) [-]
"Baby-face" meaning you can't grow any hair at all. Prepubescent or not.
User avatar #27 - derpsenderp (03/28/2014) [-]
That's not really what it means though. Baby-face is someone who looks very young.
User avatar #29 - epicpoke (03/28/2014) [-]
How many people with beards look young?
User avatar #30 - derpsenderp (03/28/2014) [-]
What does that have to do with anything?
User avatar #31 - epicpoke (03/28/2014) [-]
You said that baby face does not mean someone without facial hair, so someone with facial hair can be a babyface?
User avatar #34 - derpsenderp (03/28/2014) [-]
So to answer your question. Yes a babyface with prepubescent facial hair, will still make you a babyface.
User avatar #33 - derpsenderp (03/28/2014) [-]
Allennis claims the meaning of babyface is someone who can't grow facial hair.

Babyface means someone who looks young. A prepubescent facial hair won't make you look older. A real beard might make you look older though.
User avatar #35 - epicpoke (03/28/2014) [-]
Are you a butterface? Or a buttisface?
User avatar #36 - derpsenderp (03/28/2014) [-]
Im not a girl, so no.
User avatar #37 - epicpoke (03/28/2014) [-]
So are you a butterface? Only girls can be butterfaces.
User avatar #38 - derpsenderp (03/28/2014) [-]
I just said, I'm not a girl?
User avatar #39 - epicpoke (03/28/2014) [-]
So a buttisface?
User avatar #40 - derpsenderp (03/28/2014) [-]
I have never heard that before, I assume it's supposed to be the male equivalent of butterfaced. But no. Why as you asking?
User avatar #41 - epicpoke (03/28/2014) [-]
You know? Everything's good... buttisface
User avatar #42 - derpsenderp (03/28/2014) [-]
I don't get what you're trying to tell me.
User avatar #43 - epicpoke (03/28/2014) [-]
Everything is good, butt-is-face
But-his-face
Everything is good but his face.
User avatar #44 - derpsenderp (03/28/2014) [-]
Yeah I just said I understood that, what are you getting at?
User avatar #45 - epicpoke (03/28/2014) [-]
I am asking whether or not you're ugly...
User avatar #46 - derpsenderp (03/28/2014) [-]
I answer that 3 comments ago "..equivalent of butterfaced. But no. Why as you asking?"

"But no."
#76 - Yes, I would care. Using that logic, it would have been okay t… 03/28/2014 on Goat 0
#80 - Why would you do this to me...? 03/28/2014 on Rape Culture +4
#18 - Picture 03/28/2014 on The best way to go +17
#121 - What are you, a ******* fish?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2014 on It's too risky to look into... +4
#128 - carrotpotato (03/28/2014) [-]
Prey animals usually have even wider. Like horses have like 250-300 degrees. I guess that would apply to some fish as well.
#143 - somenights (03/28/2014) [-]
That would be because their eyes are more on the sides of their heads than the fronts like humans.
#1584 - Picture 03/28/2014 on FJ March 27th Update 0
#1581 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2014 on FJ March 27th Update 0
#1584 - allennis Comment deleted by allennis
#36 - Fixed* Can't wait for someone to roll this. 03/27/2014 on thumbs be falli'n +5
#358 - Is he rocking a semi? 03/25/2014 on Lucifer (Read Description) +1
#1856 - you're a lucky guy 03/25/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ 0
#58 - >Driven crazy by intense and repeated rape (Not to ment…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2014 on was crazy, until the middle... 0
User avatar #61 - slandersalamander (03/25/2014) [-]
As I said in one of the comments below: I understand her actions, but could never condone them.
#1148 - Picture 03/24/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ +1
#1147 - Don't hit people. unless he deserved it 03/24/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ 0
#1140 - Holy **** frky is the cutest girl I've ever seen  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ +1
#1733 - panacamanana (03/25/2014) [-]
das ma gurl
#1856 - allennis (03/25/2014) [-]
you're a lucky guy
#1131 - bug point cup fatass?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ +1
User avatar #1134 - privatepumpanickel (03/24/2014) [-]
dont ruin it
#1148 - allennis (03/24/2014) [-]
#1122 - Picture 03/24/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ +1
#93 - Mfw I just realized that I'm talking to OP  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2014 on Schlong Vacuum +5
User avatar #107 - WhiteCrayon (03/24/2014) [-]
Congrats man you found the schlong dong.
#89 - Did you just have that handy...?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/24/2014 on Schlong Vacuum +4
User avatar #91 - WhiteCrayon (03/24/2014) [-]
I was going to use that as a comment if any of my comics were ever reposted by some random fate.
#93 - allennis (03/24/2014) [-]
Mfw I just realized that I'm talking to OP
User avatar #107 - WhiteCrayon (03/24/2014) [-]
Congrats man you found the schlong dong.
#87 - Found the ****** you need to slap  [+] (5 new replies) 03/24/2014 on Schlong Vacuum +1
#88 - WhiteCrayon (03/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #89 - allennis (03/24/2014) [-]
Did you just have that handy...?
User avatar #91 - WhiteCrayon (03/24/2014) [-]
I was going to use that as a comment if any of my comics were ever reposted by some random fate.
#93 - allennis (03/24/2014) [-]
Mfw I just realized that I'm talking to OP
User avatar #107 - WhiteCrayon (03/24/2014) [-]
Congrats man you found the schlong dong.
#21 - Picture 03/24/2014 on Man of Feels OC +1
#70 - I feel like I would get lost and cry even with such an easy ma… 03/24/2014 on cardboard childhood 0
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User avatar #1 - alexfost (08/15/2013) [-]
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