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Date Signed Up:7/27/2011
Last Login:10/14/2014
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Comment Ranking:#8293
Highest Content Rank:#38114
Highest Comment Rank:#571
Content Thumbs: 3 total,  4 ,  1
Comment Thumbs: 9270 total,  10252 ,  982
Content Level Progress: 11.86% (7/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 16% (16/100)
Level 283 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 284 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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Total Comments Made:1944
FJ Points:8410

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#48 - You are one cool mom.  [+] (8 new replies) 04/03/2014 on From our friends at /b/ +8
#49 - beerwench (04/03/2014) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #51 - itsmedumbass (04/03/2014) [-]
Are you actually a soccer mom?
#52 - beerwench (04/03/2014) [-]
lol...No soccer Yes I'm a Mom. 42 at the end of this month.
User avatar #56 - JOEKEWL (04/03/2014) [-]
DO NOT VISIT THE NSFW SECTION. IT'S NOT SAFE FOR WORK. LITERALLY. IT SAYS RIGHT ON THE NAME. ALSO YOU MAY NOT LIKE WHAT YOU SEE.
#57 - beerwench (04/03/2014) [-]
Thank you. Yes, my son warned me!
#58 - beerwench (04/03/2014) [-]
...and you're awesome for thinking to warn me also!
#53 - itsmedumbass (04/03/2014) [-]
Never thought I'd see the day where a mom would be on FJ. Welp have fun
#54 - beerwench (04/03/2014) [-]
It's entertaining. Thanks.
#44 - Lost it at "all of the men start grabbing their crotches … 04/03/2014 on From our friends at /b/ +5
#43 - How did a 40 year old soccer mom find her way onto Funnyjunk?  [+] (11 new replies) 04/03/2014 on From our friends at /b/ +13
#46 - beerwench (04/03/2014) [-]
My son introduced me naturally! I also have looooong stretches of severe bordom at work.
#47 - beerwench (04/03/2014) [-]
Oh, but no Soccer
User avatar #48 - allennis (04/03/2014) [-]
You are one cool mom.
#49 - beerwench (04/03/2014) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #51 - itsmedumbass (04/03/2014) [-]
Are you actually a soccer mom?
#52 - beerwench (04/03/2014) [-]
lol...No soccer Yes I'm a Mom. 42 at the end of this month.
User avatar #56 - JOEKEWL (04/03/2014) [-]
DO NOT VISIT THE NSFW SECTION. IT'S NOT SAFE FOR WORK. LITERALLY. IT SAYS RIGHT ON THE NAME. ALSO YOU MAY NOT LIKE WHAT YOU SEE.
#57 - beerwench (04/03/2014) [-]
Thank you. Yes, my son warned me!
#58 - beerwench (04/03/2014) [-]
...and you're awesome for thinking to warn me also!
#53 - itsmedumbass (04/03/2014) [-]
Never thought I'd see the day where a mom would be on FJ. Welp have fun
#54 - beerwench (04/03/2014) [-]
It's entertaining. Thanks.
#61 - Picture 04/03/2014 on Desperate desire 0
#54 - This man is ******* genius!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2014 on Powernapping +29
User avatar #75 - narcomancer (04/03/2014) [-]
that shit looks so comfy
#3 - Holy **** , Hank are you okay?!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2014 on Be honest bro 0
#5 - chiefmanybowls (04/03/2014) [-]
No im not HELP me
#23 - Picture 04/03/2014 on do it +2
#13 - Picture 04/03/2014 on g fucking g +4
#60 - You also have a cool name! 04/03/2014 on (untitled) 0
#57 - Damn, you have a cool name. I shall call upon you many times.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/03/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #59 - Dwarf (04/03/2014) [-]
Why? Kid's a dick.
User avatar #77 - Crusader (04/03/2014) [-]
What the fuck?

I'm not a kid.
Albeit all of us human races may look young compared to the long-lived dwarves, at least we can ride actual horses
User avatar #60 - allennis (04/03/2014) [-]
You also have a cool name!
#44 - I WANTED JOKEXPLAIN TO DO IT! but thank you i understand…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/03/2014 on (untitled) +6
User avatar #54 - Crusader (04/03/2014) [-]
You might say that he was quite arrogant to do such a thing
User avatar #72 - arrogant (04/03/2014) [-]
Your name... it's so blue
User avatar #78 - Crusader (04/03/2014) [-]
I have been here for far too long
User avatar #57 - allennis (04/03/2014) [-]
Damn, you have a cool name. I shall call upon you many times.
User avatar #59 - Dwarf (04/03/2014) [-]
Why? Kid's a dick.
User avatar #77 - Crusader (04/03/2014) [-]
What the fuck?

I'm not a kid.
Albeit all of us human races may look young compared to the long-lived dwarves, at least we can ride actual horses
User avatar #60 - allennis (04/03/2014) [-]
You also have a cool name!
User avatar #45 - arrogant (04/03/2014) [-]
You never know, say his name enough and he may well be summoned. Hell, you already got wrongexplain
#41 - wrongexplain is also welcome 04/03/2014 on (untitled) 0
#40 - jokexplain, halp pls  [+] (20 new replies) 04/03/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #43 - arrogant (04/03/2014) [-]
This is the intro to the British car/entertainment program Top Gear, in which one of the three hosts, Jeremy Clarkson, introduces - sarcastically - the three most interesting parts of the show, and meanwhile introducing his cohosts.
User avatar #71 - lizardnigger (04/03/2014) [-]
#44 - allennis (04/03/2014) [-]
I WANTED JOKEXPLAIN TO DO IT! but thank you i understand now <3
User avatar #54 - Crusader (04/03/2014) [-]
You might say that he was quite arrogant to do such a thing
User avatar #72 - arrogant (04/03/2014) [-]
Your name... it's so blue
User avatar #78 - Crusader (04/03/2014) [-]
I have been here for far too long
User avatar #57 - allennis (04/03/2014) [-]
Damn, you have a cool name. I shall call upon you many times.
User avatar #59 - Dwarf (04/03/2014) [-]
Why? Kid's a dick.
User avatar #77 - Crusader (04/03/2014) [-]
What the fuck?

I'm not a kid.
Albeit all of us human races may look young compared to the long-lived dwarves, at least we can ride actual horses
User avatar #60 - allennis (04/03/2014) [-]
You also have a cool name!
User avatar #45 - arrogant (04/03/2014) [-]
You never know, say his name enough and he may well be summoned. Hell, you already got wrongexplain
#42 - wrongexplain (04/03/2014) [-]
jarhillsandwhich is a sex position involving 3 men
#76 - rightexplain (04/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #49 - hates (04/03/2014) [-]
How do you find all these jokexplain requests?
User avatar #50 - wrongexplain (04/03/2014) [-]
You cant see all the mentions by not clicking a button on peoples profile pages
User avatar #65 - richardastley (04/03/2014) [-]
That made me laugh way more than the original wrongexplain. How do you do it?
#66 - wrongexplain (04/03/2014) [-]
Dude youre not gonna have to restate that because I know exactly what youre saying
User avatar #67 - richardastley (04/03/2014) [-]
"How do I bake a cake?" is essentially what I asked.
User avatar #68 - wrongexplain (04/03/2014) [-]
out of character but dude I still have no idea what youre saying
User avatar #41 - allennis (04/03/2014) [-]
wrongexplain is also welcome
#76 - God damn. 04/02/2014 on Oh shit +1
#168 - Picture 04/02/2014 on Bad Dad 1 (Father of BCG) +2
#151 - Lick me...  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Bad Dad 1 (Father of BCG) 0
#158 - leal (04/02/2014) [-]
**leal licks you**
#168 - allennis (04/02/2014) [-]
#46 - Jokeplain, you gotta help me the **** out. Why di… 04/02/2014 on Life in McDonald 0
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2014 on Well This Explains a Lot +6
User avatar #26 - haranaslicer (04/01/2014) [-]
That's fucking beautiful
#55 - Not everyone knows every video game you ******** .  [+] (3 new replies) 03/31/2014 on From Jokexplain with love +13
User avatar #908 - fuzzyballs (04/01/2014) [-]
so you're asking the one guy called gamexplain?
that comment didn't backfire at all, did it? my point was that if you have the means to play games, you can use those means to look it up

god you people are assholes
#124 - girlcock (03/31/2014) [-]
What if I do
You don't know my life
#1210 - cplkoeksuster (04/01/2014) [-]
Nice name.
#11 - ARE YOU ******* KIDDING ME?!  [+] (6 new replies) 03/31/2014 on GITS +65
#39 - zeatguy (03/31/2014) [-]
It was really like that to.
So mad when i watched that happen.
User avatar #211 - ivehadworse (04/01/2014) [-]
Someone made a porn comic of those two and starts at the bed scene.

#36 - badbat (03/31/2014) [-]
#251 - deckbox (04/01/2014) [-]
#56 - kietzu (04/01/2014) [-]
#155 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/01/2014) [-]
#26 - That guy's ****** face 03/30/2014 on carefully read it +4
#25 - "Baby-face" meaning you can't grow any hair at all. …  [+] (18 new replies) 03/28/2014 on Forever Alone lvl Asian +4
User avatar #27 - derpsenderp (03/28/2014) [-]
That's not really what it means though. Baby-face is someone who looks very young.
User avatar #29 - epicpoke (03/28/2014) [-]
How many people with beards look young?
User avatar #30 - derpsenderp (03/28/2014) [-]
What does that have to do with anything?
User avatar #31 - epicpoke (03/28/2014) [-]
You said that baby face does not mean someone without facial hair, so someone with facial hair can be a babyface?
User avatar #34 - derpsenderp (03/28/2014) [-]
So to answer your question. Yes a babyface with prepubescent facial hair, will still make you a babyface.
User avatar #33 - derpsenderp (03/28/2014) [-]
Allennis claims the meaning of babyface is someone who can't grow facial hair.

Babyface means someone who looks young. A prepubescent facial hair won't make you look older. A real beard might make you look older though.
User avatar #35 - epicpoke (03/28/2014) [-]
Are you a butterface? Or a buttisface?
User avatar #36 - derpsenderp (03/28/2014) [-]
Im not a girl, so no.
User avatar #37 - epicpoke (03/28/2014) [-]
So are you a butterface? Only girls can be butterfaces.
User avatar #38 - derpsenderp (03/28/2014) [-]
I just said, I'm not a girl?
User avatar #39 - epicpoke (03/28/2014) [-]
So a buttisface?
User avatar #40 - derpsenderp (03/28/2014) [-]
I have never heard that before, I assume it's supposed to be the male equivalent of butterfaced. But no. Why as you asking?
User avatar #41 - epicpoke (03/28/2014) [-]
You know? Everything's good... buttisface
User avatar #42 - derpsenderp (03/28/2014) [-]
I don't get what you're trying to tell me.
User avatar #43 - epicpoke (03/28/2014) [-]
Everything is good, butt-is-face
But-his-face
Everything is good but his face.
User avatar #44 - derpsenderp (03/28/2014) [-]
Yeah I just said I understood that, what are you getting at?
User avatar #45 - epicpoke (03/28/2014) [-]
I am asking whether or not you're ugly...
User avatar #46 - derpsenderp (03/28/2014) [-]
I answer that 3 comments ago "..equivalent of butterfaced. But no. Why as you asking?"

"But no."
#75 - Seriously? No one is going to point out that Tim Allen was get…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/28/2014 on Pot Comp #1 +178
#272 - whiteusername (03/29/2014) [-]
You son of a bitch
#266 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/29/2014) [-]
My lung. My fucking lung hurts.
User avatar #160 - buttinspecter (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #84 - koff (03/28/2014) [-]
I wish I had 1,000 accounts because I would thumb this up with everyone of them.
#33 - Found the ****** 03/28/2014 on KFC Saves the Day -5
#1288 - And exactly how often is your name summoned on FJ? Also, the U…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2014 on Cool/good looking people of FJ +1
User avatar #1331 - infernalinsolence (03/28/2014) [-]
14.4 stone is like 200lbs.
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