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#56 - wat  [+] (10 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Shit is cash. +1
#57 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
God with us mate.
#58 - allennis (04/15/2014) [-]
OH, uhh, yes. God with us.
User avatar #59 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #60 - allennis (04/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #61 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Gott Mit Uns - Sabaton [English]
Well, most German forces were in Russia and only 20% remained to defend the West and they could have won if they had tanks at Normandy.
Fucking Italians man, can't even conquer Greece.
User avatar #63 - allennis (04/15/2014) [-]
You and I and all the world knows that Italy sucks and Mussolini was a little bitch
User avatar #66 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Yeah.
Fucking hell man.
Oh well, better luck next time.
Ready for 1933 2.0?
User avatar #62 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Vikings | Sabaton - Twilight Of The Thunder God / Carolus Rex
Woops, wrong song.
User avatar #64 - allennis (04/15/2014) [-]
Taken off for copyright
User avatar #65 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Ha?
#54 - rada.  [+] (12 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Shit is cash. +1
#55 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Gott Mit Uns.
#56 - allennis (04/15/2014) [-]
wat
#57 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
God with us mate.
#58 - allennis (04/15/2014) [-]
OH, uhh, yes. God with us.
User avatar #59 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #60 - allennis (04/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #61 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Gott Mit Uns - Sabaton [English]
Well, most German forces were in Russia and only 20% remained to defend the West and they could have won if they had tanks at Normandy.
Fucking Italians man, can't even conquer Greece.
User avatar #63 - allennis (04/15/2014) [-]
You and I and all the world knows that Italy sucks and Mussolini was a little bitch
User avatar #66 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Yeah.
Fucking hell man.
Oh well, better luck next time.
Ready for 1933 2.0?
User avatar #62 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Vikings | Sabaton - Twilight Of The Thunder God / Carolus Rex
Woops, wrong song.
User avatar #64 - allennis (04/15/2014) [-]
Taken off for copyright
User avatar #65 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Ha?
#174 - ask me if i give a **** whether or not you want it 04/15/2014 on please stop rolling me +1
#171 - coming from "closothehomosexual"  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2014 on please stop rolling me +1
User avatar #173 - closothehomosexual (04/15/2014) [-]
not all homosexuals want fuck from random people
#174 - allennis (04/15/2014) [-]
ask me if i give a fuck whether or not you want it
#19 - Holy **** 04/15/2014 on Lying Whore +52
#57 - Ahahah your ******* reaction 04/13/2014 on Goddamn it 0
#12 - Picture 04/13/2014 on Misty +10
#50 - Picture 04/13/2014 on (untitled) 0
#10 - It cuts through and folds the papers in a weird way that keeps… 04/13/2014 on practical 0
#117 - Yao Ming can I have your autograph please? 04/12/2014 on Lookalike Contest Results +44
#16 - Comment deleted 04/12/2014 on NiggerShrimp: The Origin +1
#2985 - It's always fun to laugh at people who have wronged you after …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2014 on Secrets +1
User avatar #2986 - iamsammich (04/12/2014) [-]
ehhhh i'm still working on the insecurities lol
but i value what other people think of me too much
i do know not to take what he said thaaat seriously. he'd call me an alcoholic even though he'd get blackout drunk at every party, one time even waking up with part of his hair cut. so you're definitely right about him projecting some of his own insecurities onto me
#692 - Damn, well good thing he's your ex. Sounds like he didn't care…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
User avatar #882 - iamsammich (04/11/2014) [-]
yeah, he was a real dick and is responsible for a making a lot of insecurities i have a lot worse. but last time i checked his facebook i saw that he'd gotten fat, and i had a evil laugh over it
#2985 - allennis (04/12/2014) [-]
It's always fun to laugh at people who have wronged you after they have gotten fat ahah. I hope you've come to realize that the insecurities he placed on you aren't things you should actually worry about. He was probably just projecting his own insecurity onto you to make himself feel better.
User avatar #2986 - iamsammich (04/12/2014) [-]
ehhhh i'm still working on the insecurities lol
but i value what other people think of me too much
i do know not to take what he said thaaat seriously. he'd call me an alcoholic even though he'd get blackout drunk at every party, one time even waking up with part of his hair cut. so you're definitely right about him projecting some of his own insecurities onto me
User avatar #884 - iamsammich (04/11/2014) [-]
an*
i can't grammar, i has the dumb
#641 - Please no, I don't want to imagine you with a prolapsed anus  [+] (6 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +2
User avatar #644 - iamsammich (04/11/2014) [-]
hahaha it wasn't like that!
it was just some blood. not even that much but i was kind of freaking out about it. my ex did not share my concerns or show sympathy, one of the many many reasons he's the ex
#692 - allennis (04/11/2014) [-]
Damn, well good thing he's your ex. Sounds like he didn't care about you at all.

>Image just for continuity
User avatar #882 - iamsammich (04/11/2014) [-]
yeah, he was a real dick and is responsible for a making a lot of insecurities i have a lot worse. but last time i checked his facebook i saw that he'd gotten fat, and i had a evil laugh over it
#2985 - allennis (04/12/2014) [-]
It's always fun to laugh at people who have wronged you after they have gotten fat ahah. I hope you've come to realize that the insecurities he placed on you aren't things you should actually worry about. He was probably just projecting his own insecurity onto you to make himself feel better.
User avatar #2986 - iamsammich (04/12/2014) [-]
ehhhh i'm still working on the insecurities lol
but i value what other people think of me too much
i do know not to take what he said thaaat seriously. he'd call me an alcoholic even though he'd get blackout drunk at every party, one time even waking up with part of his hair cut. so you're definitely right about him projecting some of his own insecurities onto me
User avatar #884 - iamsammich (04/11/2014) [-]
an*
i can't grammar, i has the dumb
#637 - I even remember your name cause you were one of the better loo…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
User avatar #638 - iamsammich (04/11/2014) [-]
it was pretty bad
well i mean it wasn't hospital bad or even doctor bad but i got scared
#641 - allennis (04/11/2014) [-]
Please no, I don't want to imagine you with a prolapsed anus
User avatar #644 - iamsammich (04/11/2014) [-]
hahaha it wasn't like that!
it was just some blood. not even that much but i was kind of freaking out about it. my ex did not share my concerns or show sympathy, one of the many many reasons he's the ex
#692 - allennis (04/11/2014) [-]
Damn, well good thing he's your ex. Sounds like he didn't care about you at all.

>Image just for continuity
User avatar #882 - iamsammich (04/11/2014) [-]
yeah, he was a real dick and is responsible for a making a lot of insecurities i have a lot worse. but last time i checked his facebook i saw that he'd gotten fat, and i had a evil laugh over it
#2985 - allennis (04/12/2014) [-]
It's always fun to laugh at people who have wronged you after they have gotten fat ahah. I hope you've come to realize that the insecurities he placed on you aren't things you should actually worry about. He was probably just projecting his own insecurity onto you to make himself feel better.
User avatar #2986 - iamsammich (04/12/2014) [-]
ehhhh i'm still working on the insecurities lol
but i value what other people think of me too much
i do know not to take what he said thaaat seriously. he'd call me an alcoholic even though he'd get blackout drunk at every party, one time even waking up with part of his hair cut. so you're definitely right about him projecting some of his own insecurities onto me
User avatar #884 - iamsammich (04/11/2014) [-]
an*
i can't grammar, i has the dumb
#5 - Oh my god. Oh. My. ******* . God. 04/11/2014 on Note to Self Don't go to... +3
#632 - Aren't you one of the chicks from the hottest girls on FJ cont…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +2
User avatar #635 - iamsammich (04/11/2014) [-]
i am and you mentioning that made me smile
i was ms february
#637 - allennis (04/11/2014) [-]
I even remember your name cause you were one of the better looking ones and now I'm imagining you in this horrible anal thing gone wrong.
User avatar #638 - iamsammich (04/11/2014) [-]
it was pretty bad
well i mean it wasn't hospital bad or even doctor bad but i got scared
#641 - allennis (04/11/2014) [-]
Please no, I don't want to imagine you with a prolapsed anus
User avatar #644 - iamsammich (04/11/2014) [-]
hahaha it wasn't like that!
it was just some blood. not even that much but i was kind of freaking out about it. my ex did not share my concerns or show sympathy, one of the many many reasons he's the ex
#692 - allennis (04/11/2014) [-]
Damn, well good thing he's your ex. Sounds like he didn't care about you at all.

>Image just for continuity
User avatar #882 - iamsammich (04/11/2014) [-]
yeah, he was a real dick and is responsible for a making a lot of insecurities i have a lot worse. but last time i checked his facebook i saw that he'd gotten fat, and i had a evil laugh over it
#2985 - allennis (04/12/2014) [-]
It's always fun to laugh at people who have wronged you after they have gotten fat ahah. I hope you've come to realize that the insecurities he placed on you aren't things you should actually worry about. He was probably just projecting his own insecurity onto you to make himself feel better.
User avatar #2986 - iamsammich (04/12/2014) [-]
ehhhh i'm still working on the insecurities lol
but i value what other people think of me too much
i do know not to take what he said thaaat seriously. he'd call me an alcoholic even though he'd get blackout drunk at every party, one time even waking up with part of his hair cut. so you're definitely right about him projecting some of his own insecurities onto me
User avatar #884 - iamsammich (04/11/2014) [-]
an*
i can't grammar, i has the dumb
#14 - Picture 04/10/2014 on I know how you feel vending... 0
#10 - 10/10 accuracy 04/08/2014 on pokemon 0
#7 - too young* 04/05/2014 on Spongebob 0
#6 - At the time I was to young to understand the negative impacts …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Spongebob 0
#8 - gisuar (04/05/2014) [-]
i just wanted to be sure you are thinking of the same thing
User avatar #7 - allennis (04/05/2014) [-]
too young*
#4 - Never understood that joke until now...  [+] (4 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Spongebob 0
#5 - gisuar (04/05/2014) [-]
arteriosclerosis?
User avatar #6 - allennis (04/05/2014) [-]
At the time I was to young to understand the negative impacts of fast food on your arteries.
#8 - gisuar (04/05/2014) [-]
i just wanted to be sure you are thinking of the same thing
User avatar #7 - allennis (04/05/2014) [-]
too young*
#7 - Picture 04/05/2014 on Average day at the morgue +89
#58 - "Time to read Shakespeare" ahahaha 04/05/2014 on Stock P0rn Comments... +2
#105 - mfw SD 04/05/2014 on Spoiled Daughter 1 (Sister... 0
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