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Date Signed Up:7/27/2011
Last Login:8/28/2014
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Comment Ranking:#10436
Highest Content Rank:#38114
Highest Comment Rank:#571
Content Thumbs: 3 total,  4 ,  1
Comment Thumbs: 9178 total,  10147 ,  969
Content Level Progress: 11.86% (7/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 50% (50/100)
Level 282 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 283 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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#76 - Picture 04/20/2014 on Element of cool +3
#143 - Picture 04/20/2014 on Pokemon IRL 0
#24 - Fixed*  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2014 on post on tumblr enjoy... +23
#32 - gtfomylawnbish (04/18/2014) [-]
I was at the bank earlier today. She said "your licence is expired" and it had been for 2 years. I knew this, I knew my odds were slim withdrawing money. I pressed forward and said "Dang it, I grabbed the wrong one today, my bad" she giggled and gave me my 500.00.

I instantly thought "what if I was a nigger?" and I can almost bet I'd have been turned away. Mainly because black people don't use banks. But still, being white is pretty great.
User avatar #26 - WinnerofTheGame (04/18/2014) [-]
Damn lol
#20 - >In hindsight, I should have used my shirt  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2014 on Oblivious Single... +409
#471 - gitanisme (04/19/2014) [-]
wow, we read the same content
i am so surprised
#549 - allennis (04/22/2014) [-]
#390 - trueraiderfan (04/19/2014) [-]
This is immediately what I thought of touching her face when he said dry elbows sorry for the mental image
#6 - nice roll 04/16/2014 on the batcave 0
#6 - Damn.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/16/2014 on RIP anons sister +156
User avatar #8 - wellimnotsure (04/16/2014) [-]
Double Damn
User avatar #13 - Thundergod (04/16/2014) [-]
The Five Damns You Meet in Heaven.
User avatar #27 - butwhynot (04/16/2014) [-]
...and by their five powers combined, I am captain damn.
User avatar #39 - internetexplain (04/16/2014) [-]
Captain damnit fits better imo
#25 - Get the **** back in league, Vladimir 04/16/2014 on Bloodmoon 0
#51 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2014 on "male privilege" 0
User avatar #55 - Sataria (04/16/2014) [-]
he NEVER one said they were
#3 - Picture 04/15/2014 on awkward pet moments.. 0
#425 - I. DARE. you. 04/15/2014 on FJ Elimination Game +2
#421 - It's not even that you're my least favorite, I just want peanu…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2014 on FJ Elimination Game +2
User avatar #422 - anonymoose (04/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #429 - gurubear (04/15/2014) [-]
-3 peanutbitter
+3 anonymoose

We have a deal
#425 - allennis (04/15/2014) [-]
I. DARE. you.
#412 - ahahaha 04/15/2014 on FJ Elimination Game +1
#410 - +3 peanutbitter (all hail peanutbitter) -3 anonymoose  [+] (5 new replies) 04/15/2014 on FJ Elimination Game +1
User avatar #419 - anonymoose (04/15/2014) [-]
I know someone who's not going to my birthday party.
#421 - allennis (04/15/2014) [-]
It's not even that you're my least favorite, I just want peanutbitter to win.

<3
User avatar #422 - anonymoose (04/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #429 - gurubear (04/15/2014) [-]
-3 peanutbitter
+3 anonymoose

We have a deal
#425 - allennis (04/15/2014) [-]
I. DARE. you.
#40 - You can't do this to me, it's not okay 04/15/2014 on untitled +1
#64 - Taken off for copyright  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on Shit is cash. 0
User avatar #65 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Ha?
#63 - You and I and all the world knows that Italy sucks and Mussoli…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on Shit is cash. 0
User avatar #66 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Yeah.
Fucking hell man.
Oh well, better luck next time.
Ready for 1933 2.0?
#60 - my fav sabaton song  [+] (6 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Shit is cash. 0
User avatar #61 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Gott Mit Uns - Sabaton [English]
Well, most German forces were in Russia and only 20% remained to defend the West and they could have won if they had tanks at Normandy.
Fucking Italians man, can't even conquer Greece.
User avatar #63 - allennis (04/15/2014) [-]
You and I and all the world knows that Italy sucks and Mussolini was a little bitch
User avatar #66 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Yeah.
Fucking hell man.
Oh well, better luck next time.
Ready for 1933 2.0?
User avatar #62 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Vikings | Sabaton - Twilight Of The Thunder God / Carolus Rex
Woops, wrong song.
User avatar #64 - allennis (04/15/2014) [-]
Taken off for copyright
User avatar #65 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Ha?
#58 - OH, uhh, yes. God with us.  [+] (8 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Shit is cash. 0
User avatar #59 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #60 - allennis (04/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #61 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Gott Mit Uns - Sabaton [English]
Well, most German forces were in Russia and only 20% remained to defend the West and they could have won if they had tanks at Normandy.
Fucking Italians man, can't even conquer Greece.
User avatar #63 - allennis (04/15/2014) [-]
You and I and all the world knows that Italy sucks and Mussolini was a little bitch
User avatar #66 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Yeah.
Fucking hell man.
Oh well, better luck next time.
Ready for 1933 2.0?
User avatar #62 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Vikings | Sabaton - Twilight Of The Thunder God / Carolus Rex
Woops, wrong song.
User avatar #64 - allennis (04/15/2014) [-]
Taken off for copyright
User avatar #65 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Ha?
#56 - wat  [+] (10 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Shit is cash. +1
#57 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
God with us mate.
#58 - allennis (04/15/2014) [-]
OH, uhh, yes. God with us.
User avatar #59 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #60 - allennis (04/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #61 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Gott Mit Uns - Sabaton [English]
Well, most German forces were in Russia and only 20% remained to defend the West and they could have won if they had tanks at Normandy.
Fucking Italians man, can't even conquer Greece.
User avatar #63 - allennis (04/15/2014) [-]
You and I and all the world knows that Italy sucks and Mussolini was a little bitch
User avatar #66 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Yeah.
Fucking hell man.
Oh well, better luck next time.
Ready for 1933 2.0?
User avatar #62 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Vikings | Sabaton - Twilight Of The Thunder God / Carolus Rex
Woops, wrong song.
User avatar #64 - allennis (04/15/2014) [-]
Taken off for copyright
User avatar #65 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Ha?
#54 - rada.  [+] (12 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Shit is cash. +1
#55 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Gott Mit Uns.
#56 - allennis (04/15/2014) [-]
wat
#57 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
God with us mate.
#58 - allennis (04/15/2014) [-]
OH, uhh, yes. God with us.
User avatar #59 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #60 - allennis (04/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #61 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Gott Mit Uns - Sabaton [English]
Well, most German forces were in Russia and only 20% remained to defend the West and they could have won if they had tanks at Normandy.
Fucking Italians man, can't even conquer Greece.
User avatar #63 - allennis (04/15/2014) [-]
You and I and all the world knows that Italy sucks and Mussolini was a little bitch
User avatar #66 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Yeah.
Fucking hell man.
Oh well, better luck next time.
Ready for 1933 2.0?
User avatar #62 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Vikings | Sabaton - Twilight Of The Thunder God / Carolus Rex
Woops, wrong song.
User avatar #64 - allennis (04/15/2014) [-]
Taken off for copyright
User avatar #65 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Ha?
#174 - ask me if i give a **** whether or not you want it 04/15/2014 on please stop rolling me +1
#171 - coming from "closothehomosexual"  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2014 on please stop rolling me +1
User avatar #173 - closothehomosexual (04/15/2014) [-]
not all homosexuals want fuck from random people
#174 - allennis (04/15/2014) [-]
ask me if i give a fuck whether or not you want it
#19 - Holy **** 04/15/2014 on Lying Whore +52
#57 - Ahahah your ******* reaction 04/13/2014 on Goddamn it 0
#12 - Picture 04/13/2014 on Misty +10
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