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Date Signed Up:7/27/2011
Last Login:7/28/2014
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Comment Ranking:#11391
Highest Content Rank:#38114
Highest Comment Rank:#571
Content Thumbs: 3 total,  4 ,  1
Comment Thumbs: 9122 total,  10089 ,  967
Content Level Progress: 11.86% (7/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 10% (10/100)
Level 282 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 283 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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Total Comments Made:1933
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#16 - Are you asking me out on a date?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Superpowers not all that great 0
User avatar #18 - lobselvith (04/25/2014) [-]
He was just testing you.
#20 - allennis (04/25/2014) [-]
#183 - How did I not see that... 04/24/2014 on I Came +2
#62 - Both stressful and hilarious to look at. 04/24/2014 on They might have 3 million... 0
#175 - Holy shit, the quarter in the remote was better than porn.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/24/2014 on I Came +9
#184 - asdfghtr (04/24/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure it was a dime.
#182 - ShaunTimmons (04/24/2014) [-]
Thats a dime lol
#183 - allennis (04/24/2014) [-]
How did I not see that...
#16 - Picture 04/24/2014 on Dont Let Go Jack... 0
#6 - Oh jesus 04/24/2014 on (untitled) +1
#180 - Picture 04/23/2014 on Fuck yea, Humanity +1
#10 - Don't be surprised if it doesn't come in until you're 25. It h…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2014 on A true man +25
User avatar #53 - dicloniusmaximus (04/23/2014) [-]
This GIF is like asking someone if they want to play QLOP. Do ya geddit?
#67 - anonymous (04/23/2014) [-]
I get it. I mean, there is CLOP, but I get what you were trying to say.
#28 - Picture 04/23/2014 on Mr. Cat. +10
#12 - Picture 04/23/2014 on too soon +11
#32 - Yes.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2014 on Pikachu +6
#60 - anonymous (04/23/2014) [-]
yoga is one hell of a way to relax.
#549 - Picture 04/22/2014 on Oblivious Single... 0
#11 - 'Her' was so fucking good. And the Arcade Fire soundtrack for … 04/22/2014 on seriously +1
#11 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Pikachu +94
#31 - iitoxictz (04/22/2014) [-]
#32 - allennis (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes.
#60 - anonymous (04/23/2014) [-]
yoga is one hell of a way to relax.
#10 - This shit is priceless ahahah 04/22/2014 on (untitled) 0
#2802 - **allennis rolls 6,360,153** you should probably disqualify …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2014 on Freeeeeeeeeee +5
User avatar #2805 - soopergrover (04/22/2014) [-]
probably
#54 - Picture 04/22/2014 on I met someone +1
#630 - >assrocket priceless name 04/20/2014 on Hottest Girls Of FJ Round 2... +2
#76 - Picture 04/20/2014 on Element of cool +3
#143 - Picture 04/20/2014 on Pokemon IRL 0
#24 - Fixed*  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2014 on post on tumblr enjoy... +23
#32 - gtfomylawnbish (04/18/2014) [-]
I was at the bank earlier today. She said "your licence is expired" and it had been for 2 years. I knew this, I knew my odds were slim withdrawing money. I pressed forward and said "Dang it, I grabbed the wrong one today, my bad" she giggled and gave me my 500.00.

I instantly thought "what if I was a nigger?" and I can almost bet I'd have been turned away. Mainly because black people don't use banks. But still, being white is pretty great.
User avatar #26 - WinnerofTheGame (04/18/2014) [-]
Damn lol
#20 - >In hindsight, I should have used my shirt  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2014 on Oblivious Single... +408
#471 - gitanisme (04/19/2014) [-]
wow, we read the same content
i am so surprised
#549 - allennis (04/22/2014) [-]
#390 - trueraiderfan (04/19/2014) [-]
This is immediately what I thought of touching her face when he said dry elbows sorry for the mental image
#6 - nice roll 04/16/2014 on the batcave 0
#6 - Damn.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/16/2014 on RIP anons sister +156
User avatar #8 - wellimnotsure (04/16/2014) [-]
Double Damn
User avatar #13 - Thundergod (04/16/2014) [-]
The Five Damns You Meet in Heaven.
User avatar #27 - butwhynot (04/16/2014) [-]
...and by their five powers combined, I am captain damn.
User avatar #39 - internetexplain (04/16/2014) [-]
Captain damnit fits better imo
#25 - Get the fuck back in league, Vladimir 04/16/2014 on Bloodmoon 0
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User avatar #1 - alexfost (08/15/2013) [-]
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