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Date Signed Up:7/27/2011
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#92 - Picture 08/13/2014 on (untitled) 0
#144 - Drop the ******* bird feed? 08/04/2014 on webm on mobile +5
#98 - "Let me know when your definition makes it into a diction… 08/04/2014 on her definition +32
#57 - This is actually the most accurate thing i've ever seen though  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2014 on No punchline in title 0
User avatar #67 - shreddednation (08/04/2014) [-]
the funny part is that you actually used to be able to do that. Good times.
#215 - Picture 07/27/2014 on Frozen +3
#63 - "Player 2.5" 07/26/2014 on shit just got real +29
#280 - OP is amazing for listening to Sabaton. 07/26/2014 on Weeaboo Stories: YOU DON'T... +6
#400 - Fill up the emptiness inside. Girl left me for another g…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2014 on You get one wish +5
#518 - maxsexington (07/11/2014) [-]
Bromance (Official Music Video) Its always sad when they downgrade from you bro.
#418 - Womens Study Major (07/11/2014) [-]
Probably because you're such a faggot
#28 - Picture 07/01/2014 on Oh Yes +1
#25 - >Eleanor Rugby  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Real soccer players fake... +13
User avatar #31 - kungfulouie (06/30/2014) [-]
You can't even make a forward pass in rugby, which is more like dirty soccer you can play with your hands. It's nothing like football, besides the fact players are actually allowed to hit each other. Not like soccer.
#48 - Womens Study Major (06/30/2014) [-]
rugby more like dirty football(soccer)? what, i agree rugby and american football are very different though
#44 - Why the **** would anyone nuke Australia? Do they…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/29/2014 on The Dangers of Taking... 0
User avatar #70 - norkas (06/29/2014) [-]
We have a lot of uranium, the only reason anyone likes us.

We could cobble together nukes in a couple of months if we needed any.
User avatar #49 - wallbuilder (06/29/2014) [-]
That's precisely why. Nobody likes our fauna.
User avatar #48 - ninjaroo (06/29/2014) [-]
"Why the fuck would anyone nuke Australia?"
Do you even realize how silly that sounds? I live here and I want to nuke the place sometimes.
#78 - lionti (06/29/2014) [-]
I live in Greensborough, Melbourne and i think its ok to send 5 nukes to this place just to make sure the job is done correctly
#8 - they wouldn't have been able to get front shots 06/29/2014 on Witchcraft +2
#57 - Picture 06/16/2014 on 10 More Random Interesting... +7
#75 - ***** what  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Get shreked m'lady +1
User avatar #76 - yoloswagnoscope (06/10/2014) [-]
its true the gamecube sucked
it had the worst disc ever the discs would break easily and would scratch
#78 - ohemgeezus (06/10/2014) [-]
>yoloswagnoscope
>lvl -41
>idiotic argument for hating on one of the most beloved consoles

are you trolls even trying?
#22 - That was good ahaha 06/10/2014 on ya burnt +1
#67 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Get shreked m'lady 0
User avatar #73 - yoloswagnoscope (06/10/2014) [-]
the gamecube was the worst fucking pile of shit console i've ever seen
#75 - allennis (06/10/2014) [-]
Nigga what
User avatar #76 - yoloswagnoscope (06/10/2014) [-]
its true the gamecube sucked
it had the worst disc ever the discs would break easily and would scratch
#78 - ohemgeezus (06/10/2014) [-]
>yoloswagnoscope
>lvl -41
>idiotic argument for hating on one of the most beloved consoles

are you trolls even trying?
#72 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 05/18/2014 on Queen of England can reck... +8
User avatar #74 - konradkurze (05/18/2014) [-]
blimey you berk, i dont think a bollocking is good nuff fer you, ows bout you an' me have a barney, a right cabbage like you needs 'is blooming 'ead smacked in, ive had uff of your codswallop and methinks you needs a conk to the bonce
#76 - yomamacouch (05/18/2014) [-]
This is why I can't take british people seriously when they get angry they sound like a broken clock lmao
User avatar #77 - konradkurze (05/18/2014) [-]
yeah its like "goddamit you invented the english language yet you dont fucking speak it"

brits have the highest count of slang....second only to russians having the highest count of cuss words
User avatar #145 - fukkendragonite (05/18/2014) [-]
Do me a lemon mate, just because we have those slang words doesn't mean we always use them. Quite often I don't.
#93 - Picture 05/10/2014 on Symbiote or Slender man +5
#28 - Still satisfied 05/04/2014 on (untitled) +8
#38 - That statue in Iraq isn't even for the man. It's for the shoe … 05/03/2014 on Random Fact Comp 18 0
#343 - I feel like it's fair enough because there ARE people who aren… 05/03/2014 on Pick one of these. 0
#50 - Yeah but then the kid and the girl is your problem...  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2014 on Never fuck with anon +2
#53 - Womens Study Major (05/03/2014) [-]
not if he's 18
User avatar #52 - iizsimon (05/03/2014) [-]
not at all, wait till the kid's 18 and you dont have to pay shit
User avatar #51 - wolfypolli (05/03/2014) [-]
Wait until the kid is 18.
#330 - Picture 05/03/2014 on Pick one of these. 0
#328 - Some people are not willing to accept any consequences. And of…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2014 on Pick one of these. 0
User avatar #337 - darthblam (05/03/2014) [-]
You keep saying it like I would have chosen one of those 3.
There has to be a equality somewhere in the whole thing.. I was just stating that everyone one of the others has a benefit, but comes with a downside along with them.
THAT is what determines character more so, the fact that you can accept the consequence that comes with it.
The consequence of choosing one over the other alone is just lame and means little..
User avatar #343 - allennis (05/03/2014) [-]
I feel like it's fair enough because there ARE people who aren't willing to give anything up. I feel like in that aspect it's fair to everyone.

But I definitely understand where you're coming from and what it means.

The last totem is obviously more a joke though.
#324 - Assuming you die in 5 minutes, you only had 10 minutes to live anyway.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2014 on Pick one of these. 0
#327 - genericnewfag (05/03/2014) [-]
#330 - allennis (05/03/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - alexfost (08/15/2013) [-]
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