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#481 - trolling isn't easy, but at least you tried.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/04/2014 on Didney princess +4
#486 - lespoisson (02/04/2014) [-]
im not trolling that kids gonna be bullied when hes older and hes not going to be properly intergrated into society. This will most likely lead to depression which would lead to one of two things. One committing suicide or two craving acceptance from others. Which group of people have the most in common with cross dressing men who have tea partys, Homosexuals do. So he ends up getting a group of gay friends and to kepp them as his friends he ends up being gay or worse pretending to be gay just to have friends. His parents have limited his life choices to suicide or homosexual all before es even hit high school.
#653 - allennis (02/04/2014) [-]
lol you're either trying too hard or you're actually stupid. Either way I feel sorry for you.
#517 - mvtjets (02/04/2014) [-]
Holy fuck stop trying so hard
#79 - I would start a loving relationship and save our first time fo…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/03/2014 on Black People Tired Of Your... +6
#169 - kaywillwo (02/04/2014) [-]
I'd put my dick in her ass
User avatar #83 - redstonealchemist (02/03/2014) [-]
your comment:
cute
little weird, but ok
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awesome
...um
#74 - I'd hit it  [+] (6 new replies) 02/03/2014 on Black People Tired Of Your... +1
User avatar #77 - redstonealchemist (02/03/2014) [-]
yunno how hot she is?
she's so fucking hot that i'd treat her to a nice dinner, call her two days later and ask her out for coffee
User avatar #96 - wolviewolverine (02/03/2014) [-]
she's so hot I would take her out and try to know her better and develop a healthy relationship!
#103 - summersalt has deleted their comment.
User avatar #79 - allennis (02/03/2014) [-]
I would start a loving relationship and save our first time for marriage. I'd ask her out several years after our first date under a cherry blossom tree on our anniversary. We'd get married in a giant wedding on a giant luxury boat. Afterward, we'd start our honeymoon and I'd fuck her so hard, her face would melt.
#169 - kaywillwo (02/04/2014) [-]
I'd put my dick in her ass
User avatar #83 - redstonealchemist (02/03/2014) [-]
your comment:
cute
little weird, but ok
cute
awesome
...um
#70 - I'm watching her videos and she seems to have lost a lot of energy.  [+] (8 new replies) 02/03/2014 on Black People Tired Of Your... 0
#72 - redstonealchemist (02/03/2014) [-]
yeah the Boxxy character has been toned down, but goddamn she's still hot
#74 - allennis (02/03/2014) [-]
I'd hit it
User avatar #77 - redstonealchemist (02/03/2014) [-]
yunno how hot she is?
she's so fucking hot that i'd treat her to a nice dinner, call her two days later and ask her out for coffee
User avatar #96 - wolviewolverine (02/03/2014) [-]
she's so hot I would take her out and try to know her better and develop a healthy relationship!
#103 - summersalt has deleted their comment.
User avatar #79 - allennis (02/03/2014) [-]
I would start a loving relationship and save our first time for marriage. I'd ask her out several years after our first date under a cherry blossom tree on our anniversary. We'd get married in a giant wedding on a giant luxury boat. Afterward, we'd start our honeymoon and I'd fuck her so hard, her face would melt.
#169 - kaywillwo (02/04/2014) [-]
I'd put my dick in her ass
User avatar #83 - redstonealchemist (02/03/2014) [-]
your comment:
cute
little weird, but ok
cute
awesome
...um
#65 - How the **** old is she now? Like 80?  [+] (10 new replies) 02/03/2014 on Black People Tired Of Your... 0
User avatar #67 - redstonealchemist (02/03/2014) [-]
early 20s at most
User avatar #70 - allennis (02/03/2014) [-]
I'm watching her videos and she seems to have lost a lot of energy.
#72 - redstonealchemist (02/03/2014) [-]
yeah the Boxxy character has been toned down, but goddamn she's still hot
#74 - allennis (02/03/2014) [-]
I'd hit it
User avatar #77 - redstonealchemist (02/03/2014) [-]
yunno how hot she is?
she's so fucking hot that i'd treat her to a nice dinner, call her two days later and ask her out for coffee
User avatar #96 - wolviewolverine (02/03/2014) [-]
she's so hot I would take her out and try to know her better and develop a healthy relationship!
#103 - summersalt has deleted their comment.
User avatar #79 - allennis (02/03/2014) [-]
I would start a loving relationship and save our first time for marriage. I'd ask her out several years after our first date under a cherry blossom tree on our anniversary. We'd get married in a giant wedding on a giant luxury boat. Afterward, we'd start our honeymoon and I'd fuck her so hard, her face would melt.
#169 - kaywillwo (02/04/2014) [-]
I'd put my dick in her ass
User avatar #83 - redstonealchemist (02/03/2014) [-]
your comment:
cute
little weird, but ok
cute
awesome
...um
#60 - Is she still alive?  [+] (13 new replies) 02/03/2014 on Black People Tired Of Your... +1
User avatar #64 - wolviewolverine (02/03/2014) [-]
yea.. Her Majesty Boxxy the I, Queen of /b/, is forever alive.
User avatar #63 - redstonealchemist (02/03/2014) [-]
boxxy? fuckyea! and hot as ever
User avatar #65 - allennis (02/03/2014) [-]
How the fuck old is she now? Like 80?
User avatar #67 - redstonealchemist (02/03/2014) [-]
early 20s at most
User avatar #70 - allennis (02/03/2014) [-]
I'm watching her videos and she seems to have lost a lot of energy.
#72 - redstonealchemist (02/03/2014) [-]
yeah the Boxxy character has been toned down, but goddamn she's still hot
#74 - allennis (02/03/2014) [-]
I'd hit it
User avatar #77 - redstonealchemist (02/03/2014) [-]
yunno how hot she is?
she's so fucking hot that i'd treat her to a nice dinner, call her two days later and ask her out for coffee
User avatar #96 - wolviewolverine (02/03/2014) [-]
she's so hot I would take her out and try to know her better and develop a healthy relationship!
#103 - summersalt has deleted their comment.
User avatar #79 - allennis (02/03/2014) [-]
I would start a loving relationship and save our first time for marriage. I'd ask her out several years after our first date under a cherry blossom tree on our anniversary. We'd get married in a giant wedding on a giant luxury boat. Afterward, we'd start our honeymoon and I'd fuck her so hard, her face would melt.
#169 - kaywillwo (02/04/2014) [-]
I'd put my dick in her ass
User avatar #83 - redstonealchemist (02/03/2014) [-]
your comment:
cute
little weird, but ok
cute
awesome
...um
#167 - Look up the Vice documentary on this. It's really good. 02/03/2014 on Where Do I Get One Of These 0
#23 - Picture 02/01/2014 on Sporty Women 0
#64 - could* im a moron 01/28/2014 on Link 0
#63 - That is the manliest looking Zelda i've ever ******* …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2014 on Link +3
#64 - allennis (01/28/2014) [-]
could* im a moron
#14 - Picture 01/25/2014 on Lisa +9
#122 - Comment deleted 01/25/2014 on Think about it -1
#60 - ************ has probably done it without you realizing.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2014 on This guy... +1
User avatar #120 - mudkipfucker (01/23/2014) [-]
3 times i think, but its been a while
#47 - Scarred.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2014 on Damn you... +13
#67 - ragingflamingos (01/23/2014) [-]
You know that somewhere, somehow, there is a fan fic with this premise.
#17 - Picture 01/23/2014 on (untitled) -3
#71 - This movie is seriously so ******* funny and it h…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2014 on Strange +10
User avatar #121 - brrigg (01/23/2014) [-]
not really a fan of Jennifer Aniston, you can kinda tell she doesn't really know how to strip in the movie. but she's aight i guess.
User avatar #122 - brrigg (01/23/2014) [-]
the movie is hilarious though.
#233 - Not bad 01/22/2014 on The mother daughter tag team +12
#85 - I wonder how many people realize the origin of that photo.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2014 on jesus take the wheel 0
User avatar #99 - sweener (01/17/2014) [-]
I actually was unaware..im sorry
#110 - I can't tell if you're trolling or just retarded. 01/16/2014 on Worlds fastest watermelon... 0
#28 - Picture 01/16/2014 on Chocolate Penis +2
#26 - They're coming for you.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Chocolate Penis +2
#27 - theoneelite (01/16/2014) [-]
#28 - allennis (01/16/2014) [-]
#109 - I would eat **** all that steak. 01/16/2014 on Oh fuck yea. . . 0
#88 - Despite what I tell you here, I still think that the this cons…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/16/2014 on The moon walk was a lie +6
User avatar #123 - tkfourtwoone (01/16/2014) [-]
Ummm just throwing this in here, but Russia at the time had not only launched Sputnik, but they also sent the first living being (the dog Laika), first male (Yuri Gagarin) and female (forgot her name) in space as well.

So the US really was in a "FUCK! We need to top that shit!" situation.
#106 - legitpedobear (01/16/2014) [-]
Wait, just out of curiosity, how exactly was it harder to fake landing on the moon than it was to land on the fucking moon?
#104 - moonboon (01/16/2014) [-]
I'm going to start of by saying I have mixed feeling about the moon land meaning i really don't give two shits. But here we go.

So in my US history class one of the students had to be dubbed a communist during a class period and that student was me so while talking the cold war we then got to the space race and the teacher asked me about the moon landing, and as the good communist student i am i said it was fake. He then asked me why I thought this and the best reason I came up with is how were they the first people on space if there was already a camera in the spot that they landed.

I know you guys are going to say that they planned where they were going to land so they had one put there but the landing module was well off course.

There is my case
#53 - Picture 01/16/2014 on Worlds fastest watermelon... +2
#51 - You eat the ******* skin? I bet you eat the eggsh…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Worlds fastest watermelon... +13
User avatar #91 - optimussum (01/16/2014) [-]
there are no eggshells in watermelon you fish
#110 - allennis (01/16/2014) [-]
I can't tell if you're trolling or just retarded.
User avatar #52 - senseofpurpose (01/16/2014) [-]
I also eat da pussy
it stank
#53 - allennis (01/16/2014) [-]
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