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Date Signed Up:7/27/2011
Last Login:8/28/2014
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#23 - Picture 02/01/2014 on Sporty Women 0
#64 - could* im a moron 01/28/2014 on Link 0
#63 - That is the manliest looking Zelda i've ever ******* …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2014 on Link +3
#64 - allennis (01/28/2014) [-]
could* im a moron
#14 - Picture 01/25/2014 on Lisa +9
#122 - Most mirrors are not 100% truly reflective, so there are many … 01/25/2014 on Think about it -1
#60 - ************ has probably done it without you realizing.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2014 on This guy... +1
User avatar #120 - mudkipfucker (01/23/2014) [-]
3 times i think, but its been a while
#47 - Scarred.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2014 on Damn you... +13
#67 - ragingflamingos (01/23/2014) [-]
You know that somewhere, somehow, there is a fan fic with this premise.
#17 - Picture 01/23/2014 on (untitled) -3
#71 - This movie is seriously so ******* funny and it h…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2014 on Strange +10
User avatar #121 - brrigg (01/23/2014) [-]
not really a fan of Jennifer Aniston, you can kinda tell she doesn't really know how to strip in the movie. but she's aight i guess.
User avatar #122 - brrigg (01/23/2014) [-]
the movie is hilarious though.
#233 - Not bad 01/22/2014 on The mother daughter tag team +12
#85 - I wonder how many people realize the origin of that photo.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2014 on jesus take the wheel 0
User avatar #99 - sweener (01/17/2014) [-]
I actually was unaware..im sorry
#110 - I can't tell if you're trolling or just retarded. 01/16/2014 on Worlds fastest watermelon... 0
#28 - Picture 01/16/2014 on Chocolate Penis +2
#26 - They're coming for you.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Chocolate Penis +2
#27 - theoneelite (01/16/2014) [-]
#28 - allennis (01/16/2014) [-]
#109 - I would eat **** all that steak. 01/16/2014 on Oh fuck yea. . . 0
#88 - Despite what I tell you here, I still think that the this cons…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/16/2014 on The moon walk was a lie +6
User avatar #123 - tkfourtwoone (01/16/2014) [-]
Ummm just throwing this in here, but Russia at the time had not only launched Sputnik, but they also sent the first living being (the dog Laika), first male (Yuri Gagarin) and female (forgot her name) in space as well.

So the US really was in a "FUCK! We need to top that shit!" situation.
#106 - legitpedobear (01/16/2014) [-]
Wait, just out of curiosity, how exactly was it harder to fake landing on the moon than it was to land on the fucking moon?
#104 - moonboon (01/16/2014) [-]
I'm going to start of by saying I have mixed feeling about the moon land meaning i really don't give two shits. But here we go.

So in my US history class one of the students had to be dubbed a communist during a class period and that student was me so while talking the cold war we then got to the space race and the teacher asked me about the moon landing, and as the good communist student i am i said it was fake. He then asked me why I thought this and the best reason I came up with is how were they the first people on space if there was already a camera in the spot that they landed.

I know you guys are going to say that they planned where they were going to land so they had one put there but the landing module was well off course.

There is my case
#53 - Picture 01/16/2014 on Worlds fastest watermelon... +2
#51 - You eat the ******* skin? I bet you eat the eggsh…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Worlds fastest watermelon... +13
User avatar #91 - optimussum (01/16/2014) [-]
there are no eggshells in watermelon you fish
#110 - allennis (01/16/2014) [-]
I can't tell if you're trolling or just retarded.
User avatar #52 - senseofpurpose (01/16/2014) [-]
I also eat da pussy
it stank
#53 - allennis (01/16/2014) [-]
#80 - Sweet dear ******* jesus almighty. 01/14/2014 on Burn +1
#18 - Not even in a parallel universe would that ever happen. 01/14/2014 on In a parallel world +1
#58 - That weak smile kills my soul every time.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2014 on icecream +52
#123 - cownicorn (01/15/2014) [-]
#118 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [-]
#121 - Picture 01/14/2014 on do you know 4 0
#147 - **allennis rolls 02** I gotchu ALL. 01/14/2014 on Superdude 0
#39 - walking into class with a boner 01/14/2014 on Walking out after shitting... +2
#134 - Fixed* 01/14/2014 on Cringe 2 0
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User avatar #1 - alexfost (08/15/2013) [-]
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