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#8 - Oh dear allah I love this **** 20 hours ago on That boy ain't right 0
#171 - no 04/26/2015 on Paranoia Agent 0
#129 - Have mercy my friend! HAVE MERCY UPON OUR POOR EYES AND HEARTS!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2015 on Cringe #10 0
User avatar #130 - joekerr (03/29/2015) [-]
Cringe #33 is far away.
#127 - I dont know about that but holy **** I have no idea how…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/29/2015 on Cringe #10 0
#128 - joekerr (03/29/2015) [-]
No you won't. Here's a teaser for Cringe #33.
#129 - allahrules (03/29/2015) [-]
Have mercy my friend! HAVE MERCY UPON OUR POOR EYES AND HEARTS!
User avatar #130 - joekerr (03/29/2015) [-]
Cringe #33 is far away.
#125 - It's just ******* ridiculous I remember seeıng thıs o…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/29/2015 on Cringe #10 0
User avatar #126 - joekerr (03/29/2015) [-]
And you know what? Friendzone is just another word for cuckolding betas.
#127 - allahrules (03/29/2015) [-]
I dont know about that but holy shit I have no idea how these people go on living with themselves. I mean once you realize youve hıt rock bottom you usually decıde to change rıght?
#128 - joekerr (03/29/2015) [-]
No you won't. Here's a teaser for Cringe #33.
#129 - allahrules (03/29/2015) [-]
Have mercy my friend! HAVE MERCY UPON OUR POOR EYES AND HEARTS!
User avatar #130 - joekerr (03/29/2015) [-]
Cringe #33 is far away.
#123 - I'm In an internet cafe It is 6 o clock in the mornıng and I …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/29/2015 on Cringe #10 0
User avatar #124 - joekerr (03/29/2015) [-]
I absolutely agree with you.

Do you know what's weirder? There are people into cuckolding ... the step after that is the sissy cumwhore.
#125 - allahrules (03/29/2015) [-]
It's just fucking ridiculous I remember seeıng thıs one fuck on 4chan posted a thread askıng folks how to get his wife to agree to cuckolding. He posted picks of the lady A mighty fine georgian peach but thıs sıck bastard i,s clearly fucked in the head
User avatar #126 - joekerr (03/29/2015) [-]
And you know what? Friendzone is just another word for cuckolding betas.
#127 - allahrules (03/29/2015) [-]
I dont know about that but holy shit I have no idea how these people go on living with themselves. I mean once you realize youve hıt rock bottom you usually decıde to change rıght?
#128 - joekerr (03/29/2015) [-]
No you won't. Here's a teaser for Cringe #33.
#129 - allahrules (03/29/2015) [-]
Have mercy my friend! HAVE MERCY UPON OUR POOR EYES AND HEARTS!
User avatar #130 - joekerr (03/29/2015) [-]
Cringe #33 is far away.
#233 - Tru dat but I stiğll feel like they could be like older broth…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2015 on 50 Shades of Halo 0
User avatar #236 - amonahan (02/22/2015) [-]
In a way yes. But you have to remember that the only surviving Spartan III's are Tom, Lucy. And although both are really awesome, it'd be a challenge to get them to cross a galaxy just to work with John, when they both work very well together and would be better assigned on covert ops as a duo team. I believe that John's best chance resides with Linda/Fred/Kelly.
#115 - Grey team is probably still out there. Also the spartan IIIs a…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/21/2015 on 50 Shades of Halo 0
User avatar #216 - amonahan (02/21/2015) [-]
Grey team is still out there -> Kind of. Yes they might be. But having not heard from them in about 6 years during which the covenant-human war was going on, its HIGHLY likely that they have died. They could still be alive but if they are, then they are too far away to be of help to John.
As for the Spartan III's. Although they are similar to to Spartan II's in that they were trained from a young age and had less/different augmentations, they did not however grow up together. Much like seeing a different clan. John would be able to partially relate on a military level. But he would have to overcome great leaps in personality to create a bond with them. Same for the Spartan 4's (Augmentations/young age training not included). Only the surviving (and with known locations) Spartan II's would be able to help John in his time of need. Or Halsey.
#233 - allahrules (02/22/2015) [-]
Tru dat but I stiğll feel like they could be like older brothers to the spartan III
User avatar #236 - amonahan (02/22/2015) [-]
In a way yes. But you have to remember that the only surviving Spartan III's are Tom, Lucy. And although both are really awesome, it'd be a challenge to get them to cross a galaxy just to work with John, when they both work very well together and would be better assigned on covert ops as a duo team. I believe that John's best chance resides with Linda/Fred/Kelly.
#202 - rollfourexplain (02/21/2015) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 0,193**

The John-117 in Halo 4 isn't the same killing machine as the killing machine in the games prior.
#26 - too much creativity is never a bad thing  [+] (2 new replies) 02/15/2015 on Besiege Comp +3
#29 - franceopplsnerfing (02/15/2015) [-]
It was bad for the people who just got caught on fire in the above gif tho

if they were real

but thankfully humanity has never had creative people burn others alive in mass numbers
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#22 - DEAR GOD TAHTS GENIUS 10/10 PERFECT  [+] (4 new replies) 02/15/2015 on Besiege Comp +8
#25 - franceopplsnerfing (02/15/2015) [-]
It is concentrated perfection
#26 - allahrules (02/15/2015) [-]
too much creativity is never a bad thing
#29 - franceopplsnerfing (02/15/2015) [-]
It was bad for the people who just got caught on fire in the above gif tho

if they were real

but thankfully humanity has never had creative people burn others alive in mass numbers
#55 - fefe (02/15/2015) [-]
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User avatar #51 - syrianassassin (11/28/2014) [-]
have skype?
#52 to #51 - allahrules (11/28/2014) [-]
yea hold on
User avatar #37 - niggernazi (11/02/2014) [-]
Looks like you misspelled ''god'' in your username
#38 to #37 - allahrules (11/04/2014) [-]
No no the word god doesn't fit the meaning of allah
User avatar #49 to #38 - niggernazi (11/04/2014) [-]
Because god id obviuosly mightier than allah
#50 to #49 - allahrules (11/04/2014) [-]
god can be plural can be feminine, god is imperfect. The word allah is compeletely ultğimate and sole in his power
User avatar #35 - syrianassassin (10/28/2014) [-]
salam
#36 to #35 - allahrules (10/28/2014) [-]
as bruh
User avatar #39 to #36 - syrianassassin (11/04/2014) [-]
where are you from?
#40 to #39 - allahrules (11/04/2014) [-]
Min turkiye akhi
User avatar #41 to #40 - syrianassassin (11/04/2014) [-]
mn ween min terky?
#42 to #41 - allahrules (11/04/2014) [-]
whoops no can do akhi when you start with the ammi I aint got a clue. But ı've had enough syrian teachers to understand that sentence

Istanbul bro bro ıstanbul
User avatar #43 to #42 - syrianassassin (11/04/2014) [-]
i said where are you from turkey.


my grandmother is from ancara. she was a christian and converted to islam.
#44 to #43 - allahrules (11/04/2014) [-]
Really now? I lived in ankara for a while, have you ever lived in ankara. If you know fusha ı can talk arabic pretty fluently
User avatar #45 to #44 - syrianassassin (11/04/2014) [-]
i never went outside of kuwait. only in syria for 2 month.
#46 to #45 - allahrules (11/04/2014) [-]
are u ın syrıa rıte now?
User avatar #47 to #46 - syrianassassin (11/04/2014) [-]
no im not
#48 to #47 - allahrules (11/04/2014) [-]
thats good to hear
User avatar #21 - grimgrey (08/22/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure putting Allah in your username is haram bro.
#22 to #21 - allahrules (08/23/2014) [-]
nope. its emri bil maruf
It is declaring islam. theres no problem with it.
User avatar #23 to #22 - grimgrey (08/23/2014) [-]
Word. But, you are taking the lords name in vain. Similar to reading thee Quran in the bathroom.
#24 to #23 - allahrules (08/23/2014) [-]
Their is no taking allahs name in name. Of course Places of filth are places where allah isn't to be mentioned but I want people to know I am muslim and I want muslims to know i am muslim. I want them to know that we are here and we aren't out to cut their heads off and if possible i want one of them to ask me about islam and maybe inform them
User avatar #25 to #24 - grimgrey (08/23/2014) [-]
It's cool bro. But, the best thing to do is preach your own iman to yourself. This generation has no hope. We are the last creed of the prophets ummah, no escaping that fact. I'll be surprised if my great grandson is still Muslim at this point.
#26 to #25 - allahrules (08/23/2014) [-]
with that attitude what you're saying is right. But Thats not the truth friendo if no one preaches their islam allahu teala will first end those who know the truth but did not warn. It is farz upon every muslim man and woman to do emri bil maruf. The spreading of the good and nehiy anil munker the prohibiting of the bad. Allah told his prophet that it is not the prophet who gives guidance to people heart but Allah himself. The prophet was ordered to tell the truth, the faith of islam, and to leave the rest to allah. That is the goal and what we need to be doing
User avatar #27 to #26 - grimgrey (08/23/2014) [-]
No brother, its not the duty of Muslims as individuals to try and convert people.
#28 to #27 - allahrules (08/23/2014) [-]
Nope. Read the quran it's clearly written. We aren't forcing anybody to convert, we are spreading the word of allah and if anyone converts yay for us.
User avatar #29 to #28 - grimgrey (08/23/2014) [-]
Show me, brother, where it is written, that it it Farz (mandatory) for us.
#30 to #29 - allahrules (08/23/2014) [-]
Ali imran 104
quran.com/3/104
and 110
quran.com/3/110
It is farzi kifaye for the muslims to spread the word of allah
quran.com/9/71
In this verse when Allah c.c mentions the attributes of the believers he first says they do emri il maruf and then he says they pray and give zekat. Which is clear emphasis on the importance of it
User avatar #31 to #30 - grimgrey (08/23/2014) [-]
Literally, all those Iyas were referring to oneself. Nothing about preaching to other as fard. "The believing men and believing women are allies of one another." It's just our Ummah bro, not the Kafir.
#32 to #31 - allahrules (08/23/2014) [-]
In the verse it says there should be a people of you who command the good, which is preaching islam. The tefsiir of this ayah means that there should be a group of people who spread amongst everyone.
User avatar #33 to #32 - grimgrey (08/23/2014) [-]
But it still means its not fard for everyone. But, astagfirullah, forgive my ignorance brother, Islam should be preached to everyone. Mash-Allah you are doing well to the cause.
#34 to #33 - allahrules (08/24/2014) [-]
Its fardi kifaye. If it is down by a group of people than the obligation upon the rest of the muslims is lifted. If its not done by anyone than all the muslims will be held responsible for it.
User avatar #4 - mysterykid (06/29/2014) [-]
Yo. Ramadan Mubarak~
#5 to #4 - allahrules (06/29/2014) [-]
same just had the first iftar last night. went to a nice kebab place in istanbul. dear god iftar has never been so good. you fasting now?
User avatar #6 to #5 - mysterykid (06/29/2014) [-]
Today is the first day for me.
Only 12 more hours till I can eat.
I've actually been awake since 8:00 yesterday, so I'm probably going to fall asleep here in a minute.

I feel obligated to say this, but I'm American so there isn't many kebab restaurants..

When does magrib come in where you're at?
#7 to #6 - allahrules (06/29/2014) [-]
I got like 3 hours left in istanbul which state u in bra
User avatar #8 to #7 - mysterykid (06/29/2014) [-]
Washington state.
So we fast from like 2:00 to 21:00.
It's kinda unfortunate.
#9 to #8 - allahrules (06/29/2014) [-]
that does suck man. Hey where you from orignally btw?
User avatar #10 to #9 - mysterykid (06/29/2014) [-]
I like this game.
I'm from America.
#12 to #10 - allahrules (06/29/2014) [-]
Whoops revert
#11 to #10 - allahrules (06/29/2014) [-]
its a fun game it is. Im sorry if im acting a bit intrusive not everyday I meet a muslim on funnyjunk. Then convert?
User avatar #13 to #11 - mysterykid (06/29/2014) [-]
My parents did.
I did not.
I'm probably the only one of my kind.
User avatar #15 to #14 - mysterykid (06/29/2014) [-]
I'm perhaps the only white american Muslim in the world born from two white american converts.
#16 to #15 - allahrules (06/29/2014) [-]
Hey the start of the new generation. Thats pretty sweet. is there a mosque in your city? Im originally from tallahassee florida its a university city so we always had a lot of muslims but washington seems like someplace you wouldnt find many
User avatar #17 to #16 - mysterykid (06/29/2014) [-]
There's actually a pretty decent islamic community here.
You have a good mix of Pakistanis and Arabs.
I just moved here not too long ago from Arizona, it's not too bad.
#18 to #17 - allahrules (06/29/2014) [-]
any turks?
User avatar #20 to #18 - mysterykid (06/29/2014) [-]
I've actually going to head to sleep.
It was nice talking to you, but I don't think I can stay up any later.
I'll talk to you later.
User avatar #19 to #18 - mysterykid (06/29/2014) [-]
Not that I've seen, but back in Arizona I actually attended a school that was own and ran by Turks. All of the teachers were Turkish. It wasn't a bad school. My friends still go there, actually, my friend just got back from Turkey less than a week ago.
#3 - fefe (06/20/2014) [-]
I BET YOU ARE CHRISTIAN
User avatar #1 - lamarisagoodname (06/11/2013) [-]
what's your religious belief
#2 to #1 - allahrules (06/13/2013) [-]
I would think my name expresses that?
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