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User avatar #7 - ttallonn (12/01/2014) [-]
Nice, i was gonna ask if it was worth watching, i ended up stopping around the episode of the rainstorm.
User avatar #3 - talonwooten (11/30/2014) [-]
Shingeki no Bahamut is good too. those are like my top three
User avatar #8 - ttallonn (12/01/2014) [-]
Hey, i recognize your name!
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User avatar #3 - iprochaosangel (11/30/2014) [-]
>Huge Troll
>Literally worse than hitler
#4 - allahrules (11/30/2014) [-]
was not aware of the fact

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User avatar #51 - syrianassassin (11/28/2014) [-]
have skype?
#52 to #51 - allahrules (11/28/2014) [-]
yea hold on
User avatar #37 - niggernazi (11/02/2014) [-]
Looks like you misspelled ''god'' in your username
#38 to #37 - allahrules (11/04/2014) [-]
No no the word god doesn't fit the meaning of allah
User avatar #49 to #38 - niggernazi (11/04/2014) [-]
Because god id obviuosly mightier than allah
#50 to #49 - allahrules (11/04/2014) [-]
god can be plural can be feminine, god is imperfect. The word allah is compeletely ultğimate and sole in his power
User avatar #35 - syrianassassin (10/28/2014) [-]
#36 to #35 - allahrules (10/28/2014) [-]
as bruh
User avatar #39 to #36 - syrianassassin (11/04/2014) [-]
where are you from?
#40 to #39 - allahrules (11/04/2014) [-]
Min turkiye akhi
User avatar #41 to #40 - syrianassassin (11/04/2014) [-]
mn ween min terky?
#42 to #41 - allahrules (11/04/2014) [-]
whoops no can do akhi when you start with the ammi I aint got a clue. But ı've had enough syrian teachers to understand that sentence

Istanbul bro bro ıstanbul
User avatar #43 to #42 - syrianassassin (11/04/2014) [-]
i said where are you from turkey.

my grandmother is from ancara. she was a christian and converted to islam.
#44 to #43 - allahrules (11/04/2014) [-]
Really now? I lived in ankara for a while, have you ever lived in ankara. If you know fusha ı can talk arabic pretty fluently
User avatar #45 to #44 - syrianassassin (11/04/2014) [-]
i never went outside of kuwait. only in syria for 2 month.
#46 to #45 - allahrules (11/04/2014) [-]
are u ın syrıa rıte now?
User avatar #47 to #46 - syrianassassin (11/04/2014) [-]
no im not
#48 to #47 - allahrules (11/04/2014) [-]
thats good to hear
User avatar #21 - grimgrey (08/22/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure putting Allah in your username is haram bro.
#22 to #21 - allahrules (08/23/2014) [-]
nope. its emri bil maruf
It is declaring islam. theres no problem with it.
User avatar #23 to #22 - grimgrey (08/23/2014) [-]
Word. But, you are taking the lords name in vain. Similar to reading thee Quran in the bathroom.
#24 to #23 - allahrules (08/23/2014) [-]
Their is no taking allahs name in name. Of course Places of filth are places where allah isn't to be mentioned but I want people to know I am muslim and I want muslims to know i am muslim. I want them to know that we are here and we aren't out to cut their heads off and if possible i want one of them to ask me about islam and maybe inform them
User avatar #25 to #24 - grimgrey (08/23/2014) [-]
It's cool bro. But, the best thing to do is preach your own iman to yourself. This generation has no hope. We are the last creed of the prophets ummah, no escaping that fact. I'll be surprised if my great grandson is still Muslim at this point.
#26 to #25 - allahrules (08/23/2014) [-]
with that attitude what you're saying is right. But Thats not the truth friendo if no one preaches their islam allahu teala will first end those who know the truth but did not warn. It is farz upon every muslim man and woman to do emri bil maruf. The spreading of the good and nehiy anil munker the prohibiting of the bad. Allah told his prophet that it is not the prophet who gives guidance to people heart but Allah himself. The prophet was ordered to tell the truth, the faith of islam, and to leave the rest to allah. That is the goal and what we need to be doing
User avatar #27 to #26 - grimgrey (08/23/2014) [-]
No brother, its not the duty of Muslims as individuals to try and convert people.
#28 to #27 - allahrules (08/23/2014) [-]
Nope. Read the quran it's clearly written. We aren't forcing anybody to convert, we are spreading the word of allah and if anyone converts yay for us.
User avatar #29 to #28 - grimgrey (08/23/2014) [-]
Show me, brother, where it is written, that it it Farz (mandatory) for us.
#30 to #29 - allahrules (08/23/2014) [-]
Ali imran 104
and 110
It is farzi kifaye for the muslims to spread the word of allah
In this verse when Allah c.c mentions the attributes of the believers he first says they do emri il maruf and then he says they pray and give zekat. Which is clear emphasis on the importance of it
User avatar #31 to #30 - grimgrey (08/23/2014) [-]
Literally, all those Iyas were referring to oneself. Nothing about preaching to other as fard. "The believing men and believing women are allies of one another." It's just our Ummah bro, not the Kafir.
#32 to #31 - allahrules (08/23/2014) [-]
In the verse it says there should be a people of you who command the good, which is preaching islam. The tefsiir of this ayah means that there should be a group of people who spread amongst everyone.
User avatar #33 to #32 - grimgrey (08/23/2014) [-]
But it still means its not fard for everyone. But, astagfirullah, forgive my ignorance brother, Islam should be preached to everyone. Mash-Allah you are doing well to the cause.
#34 to #33 - allahrules (08/24/2014) [-]
Its fardi kifaye. If it is down by a group of people than the obligation upon the rest of the muslims is lifted. If its not done by anyone than all the muslims will be held responsible for it.
User avatar #4 - mysterykid (06/29/2014) [-]
Yo. Ramadan Mubarak~
#5 to #4 - allahrules (06/29/2014) [-]
same just had the first iftar last night. went to a nice kebab place in istanbul. dear god iftar has never been so good. you fasting now?
User avatar #6 to #5 - mysterykid (06/29/2014) [-]
Today is the first day for me.
Only 12 more hours till I can eat.
I've actually been awake since 8:00 yesterday, so I'm probably going to fall asleep here in a minute.

I feel obligated to say this, but I'm American so there isn't many kebab restaurants..

When does magrib come in where you're at?
#7 to #6 - allahrules (06/29/2014) [-]
I got like 3 hours left in istanbul which state u in bra
User avatar #8 to #7 - mysterykid (06/29/2014) [-]
Washington state.
So we fast from like 2:00 to 21:00.
It's kinda unfortunate.
#9 to #8 - allahrules (06/29/2014) [-]
that does suck man. Hey where you from orignally btw?
User avatar #10 to #9 - mysterykid (06/29/2014) [-]
I like this game.
I'm from America.
#12 to #10 - allahrules (06/29/2014) [-]
Whoops revert
#11 to #10 - allahrules (06/29/2014) [-]
its a fun game it is. Im sorry if im acting a bit intrusive not everyday I meet a muslim on funnyjunk. Then convert?
User avatar #13 to #11 - mysterykid (06/29/2014) [-]
My parents did.
I did not.
I'm probably the only one of my kind.
User avatar #15 to #14 - mysterykid (06/29/2014) [-]
I'm perhaps the only white american Muslim in the world born from two white american converts.
#16 to #15 - allahrules (06/29/2014) [-]
Hey the start of the new generation. Thats pretty sweet. is there a mosque in your city? Im originally from tallahassee florida its a university city so we always had a lot of muslims but washington seems like someplace you wouldnt find many
User avatar #17 to #16 - mysterykid (06/29/2014) [-]
There's actually a pretty decent islamic community here.
You have a good mix of Pakistanis and Arabs.
I just moved here not too long ago from Arizona, it's not too bad.
#18 to #17 - allahrules (06/29/2014) [-]
any turks?
User avatar #20 to #18 - mysterykid (06/29/2014) [-]
I've actually going to head to sleep.
It was nice talking to you, but I don't think I can stay up any later.
I'll talk to you later.
User avatar #19 to #18 - mysterykid (06/29/2014) [-]
Not that I've seen, but back in Arizona I actually attended a school that was own and ran by Turks. All of the teachers were Turkish. It wasn't a bad school. My friends still go there, actually, my friend just got back from Turkey less than a week ago.
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User avatar #1 - lamarisagoodname (06/11/2013) [-]
what's your religious belief
#2 to #1 - allahrules (06/13/2013) [-]
I would think my name expresses that?
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