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Date Signed Up:12/30/2011
Last Login:8/22/2014
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#101 - *cough* 07/22/2014 on The Gaza conflict in a... +1
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#8 - In germany there is some kind of law the "Reinheitsgebot&…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2014 on i happen to enjoy white... 0
#9 - trfirebelrock (01/07/2014) [-]
thats not a law any more it got replaced by the Provisional German Beer Law in 1993 and it appears to pass that unless one of these ingredients is on the list of things you cant put in beer possibly the bacon but i dont recall anything about that Briess Cherrywood Smoked Malt, Weyermann Beechwood Smoked Malt, House-smoked Hickory Malt, Great Western 2 Row, Munich, C15, C75 Malts; Applewood-Smoked Bacon, Pure Maple Flavoring, Rogue Micro Hopyard Revolution & Independent Hops, Free Range Coastal Water & Pacman Yeast
#10 - alkassim (01/07/2014) [-]
I'm kinda reluctant to open yet another level of comment, but...
I believe you are right.
Still for me that is just alcoholic piss water ;-)
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#6 - I just commented on that drink. Thats not a beer ;-)  [+] (4 new replies) 01/07/2014 on i happen to enjoy white... -1
#7 - trfirebelrock (01/07/2014) [-]
technically it counts as a beer just not a good one
#8 - alkassim (01/07/2014) [-]
In germany there is some kind of law the "Reinheitsgebot" which defines the essentials of beer.
While I'm not a lawyer I think in my country that 'drink' wouldn't pass ;-)
Call it ale as long as you like, but with beer it gets kinda personal for a german. (which should be clear as of now, I am)
#9 - trfirebelrock (01/07/2014) [-]
thats not a law any more it got replaced by the Provisional German Beer Law in 1993 and it appears to pass that unless one of these ingredients is on the list of things you cant put in beer possibly the bacon but i dont recall anything about that Briess Cherrywood Smoked Malt, Weyermann Beechwood Smoked Malt, House-smoked Hickory Malt, Great Western 2 Row, Munich, C15, C75 Malts; Applewood-Smoked Bacon, Pure Maple Flavoring, Rogue Micro Hopyard Revolution & Independent Hops, Free Range Coastal Water & Pacman Yeast
#10 - alkassim (01/07/2014) [-]
I'm kinda reluctant to open yet another level of comment, but...
I believe you are right.
Still for me that is just alcoholic piss water ;-)
#5 - A drink that taste like bacon and maple syrup: IS NOT…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2014 on i happen to enjoy white... 0
User avatar #12 - piratecrew (01/08/2014) [-]
it's a cider.. maybe. why the fuck would you even want to drink that? it sounds fucking disgusting imo
#4 - Yes, and thats terrifying enough 01/07/2014 on World's Armies Comp +14
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