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#1001074 - hey pal hows it going  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2016 on Ponyville +2
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#1001097 - cupcakescankill (05/19/2016) [-]
things are hi
#673787 - Yes it is I I post on kingalister now.  [+] (11 new replies) 05/12/2015 on Pony Thread 15. 0
#673793 - ecov (05/12/2015) [-]
I leave for deployment on Wed. Hopefully get to kill some ISIS bastards
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#673800 - kingalister (05/12/2015) [-]
Careful boss.

Haven't you seen those videos where they crouch in gardens and do flips?

Don't wanna mess with a dude who can do a flip!
#673805 - ecov (05/12/2015) [-]
I've been in the corps for almost 2 years now

I'm gonna kill a motherfucker
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#673809 - kingalister (05/12/2015) [-]
If you do kill a man. Remember to eat his heart to gain his courage
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#673815 - ecov (05/12/2015) [-]
I'll be sure to also fuck his wife too

Never did beastiality before
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#673824 - kingalister (05/12/2015) [-]
How long is your deployment?
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#673858 - ecov (05/12/2015) [-]
8 months
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#673869 - kingalister (05/12/2015) [-]
That sucks.

Just as we got reacquainted
#673872 - ecov (05/12/2015) [-]
well I should be able to find internet somewhere on deployment
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#673875 - kingalister (05/12/2015) [-]
hopefully.

Welp I better get back to work. I've been hanging out in this bathroom for far too long
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#673877 - ecov (05/12/2015) [-]
peace dude
#228 - I hear a lot of people mistake you for me. HOW DOES … 05/12/2015 on alicorn's profile 0
#920785 - tomodachi zoned again  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2015 on Ponyville +2
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#920843 - novabird (05/11/2015) [-]
?
#920787 - fausticorn (05/11/2015) [-]
#226 - impersonate me again and ima be under your bed  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2015 on alicorn's profile 0
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#227 - alicorn (05/11/2015) [-]
Sounds terrifying hot
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#228 - alicornking (05/12/2015) [-]
I hear a lot of people mistake you for me.

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE MISTAKEN FOR GREATNESS
#5291 - no  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2015 on alicornking's profile 0
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#5293 - robskul (05/17/2015) [-]
D;
#673213 - I'm here, fam.  [+] (13 new replies) 05/11/2015 on Pony Thread 15. 0
#673663 - ecov (05/12/2015) [-]
ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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#673787 - alicornking (05/12/2015) [-]
Yes it is I

I post on kingalister now.
#673793 - ecov (05/12/2015) [-]
I leave for deployment on Wed. Hopefully get to kill some ISIS bastards
User avatar
#673800 - kingalister (05/12/2015) [-]
Careful boss.

Haven't you seen those videos where they crouch in gardens and do flips?

Don't wanna mess with a dude who can do a flip!
#673805 - ecov (05/12/2015) [-]
I've been in the corps for almost 2 years now

I'm gonna kill a motherfucker
User avatar
#673809 - kingalister (05/12/2015) [-]
If you do kill a man. Remember to eat his heart to gain his courage
User avatar
#673815 - ecov (05/12/2015) [-]
I'll be sure to also fuck his wife too

Never did beastiality before
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#673824 - kingalister (05/12/2015) [-]
How long is your deployment?
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#673858 - ecov (05/12/2015) [-]
8 months
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#673869 - kingalister (05/12/2015) [-]
That sucks.

Just as we got reacquainted
#673872 - ecov (05/12/2015) [-]
well I should be able to find internet somewhere on deployment
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#673875 - kingalister (05/12/2015) [-]
hopefully.

Welp I better get back to work. I've been hanging out in this bathroom for far too long
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#673877 - ecov (05/12/2015) [-]
peace dude
#786659 - reference 09/07/2014 on Ponyville 0
#9022475 - Son please Pretty sure Lucky Star holds that spot 06/14/2014 on My Little Board® 0
#5261 - I'm pretty alright at it I got some reward for it fro… 06/14/2014 on alicornking's profile 0
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#5294 - killakahn
(07/02/2015) [-]
#5292 - killakahn
(05/11/2015) [-]
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#5288 - robskul
(05/07/2015) [-]
hey alicorn
hey
r u alive
#5291 to #5288 - alicornking
(05/11/2015) [-]
no
#5293 to #5291 - robskul
(05/17/2015) [-]
D;
#5289 to #5288 - alicorn
(05/07/2015) [-]
i'm afraid ye have summoned me instead

but i can help, he's king alister now(i think)
#5290 to #5289 - robskul
(05/08/2015) [-]
ah sorry about that, but thanks
#5287 - garymotherfingoak
(01/05/2015) [-]
Rip
#5262 - maime
(06/14/2014) [-]
**maime rolls 6,584**
#5263 to #5262 - maime
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**maime rolls 54,938**
#5264 to #5263 - maime
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**maime rolls 8,992**
#5265 to #5264 - maime
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**maime rolls 98,601**
#5266 to #5265 - maime
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**maime rolls 2,190**
#5267 to #5266 - maime
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**maime rolls 202,258,343**
#5268 to #5267 - maime
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**maime rolls 442,343,486**
#5130 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 175**
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**alicornking rolls 456**
#5242 to #5211 - alicornking
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**alicornking rolls 962**
#5243 to #5242 - alicornking
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**alicornking rolls 197**
#5244 to #5243 - alicornking
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**alicornking rolls 337**
#5245 to #5244 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 222**
#5246 to #5245 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
We're done here
#5248 to #5246 - maime
(06/14/2014) [-]
**maime rolls 681**
#5247 to #5246 - maime
(06/14/2014) [-]
**maime rolls 441**

No.
#5249 to #5247 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
Why are you here
#5223 to #5211 - maime
(06/14/2014) [-]
**maime rolls 703**
#5212 to #5211 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 820**
#5213 to #5212 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 236**
#5214 to #5213 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 425**
#5215 to #5214 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 167**
#5216 to #5215 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 433**
#5220 to #5216 - maime
(06/14/2014) [-]
**maime rolls 268**
#5217 to #5216 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 742**
#5218 to #5217 - alicornking
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**alicornking rolls 658**
#5219 to #5218 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 811**
#5222 to #5219 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 252**
#5224 to #5222 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 880**
#5225 to #5224 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 941**
#5227 to #5225 - alicornking
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**alicornking rolls 714**
#5229 to #5227 - alicornking
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**alicornking rolls 350**
#5230 to #5229 - alicornking
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**alicornking rolls 292**
#5231 to #5230 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 806**
#5232 to #5231 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 634**
#5234 to #5232 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 957**
#5235 to #5234 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 354**
#5237 to #5235 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 501**
#5191 to #5130 - alicornking
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**alicornking rolls 258**
#5221 to #5191 - maime
(06/14/2014) [-]
**maime rolls 877**
#5192 to #5191 - alicornking
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**alicornking rolls 162**
#5193 to #5192 - alicornking
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**alicornking rolls 652**
#5194 to #5193 - alicornking
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**alicornking rolls 826**
#5195 to #5194 - alicornking
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**alicornking rolls 126**
#5196 to #5195 - alicornking
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**alicornking rolls 908**
#5197 to #5196 - alicornking
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**alicornking rolls 256**
#5198 to #5197 - alicornking
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**alicornking rolls 253**
#5228 to #5198 - maime
(06/14/2014) [-]
**maime rolls 773**
#5199 to #5198 - alicornking
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**alicornking rolls 670**
#5200 to #5199 - alicornking
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**alicornking rolls 920**
#5201 to #5200 - alicornking
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**alicornking rolls 879**
#5202 to #5201 - alicornking
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**alicornking rolls 401**
#5226 to #5202 - maime
(06/14/2014) [-]
**maime rolls 391**
#5203 to #5202 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 965**
#5204 to #5203 - alicornking
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**alicornking rolls 185**
#5205 to #5204 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 899**
#5206 to #5205 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 440**
#5207 to #5206 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 288**
#5208 to #5207 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 249**
#5209 to #5208 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 794**
#5233 to #5209 - maime
(06/14/2014) [-]
**maime rolls 098**
#5210 to #5209 - alicornking
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**alicornking rolls 547**
#5171 to #5130 - alicornking
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**alicornking rolls 362**
#5236 to #5171 - maime
(06/14/2014) [-]
**maime rolls 469**
#5172 to #5171 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 536**
#5173 to #5172 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 579**
#5174 to #5173 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 019**
#5175 to #5174 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 568**
#5176 to #5175 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 656**
#5177 to #5176 - alicornking
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**alicornking rolls 059**
#5178 to #5177 - alicornking
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**alicornking rolls 997**
#5179 to #5178 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 892**
#5180 to #5179 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 031**
#5181 to #5180 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 549**
#5182 to #5181 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 740**
#5183 to #5182 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 971**
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**alicornking rolls 307**
#5185 to #5184 - alicornking
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**alicornking rolls 204**
#5186 to #5185 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 981**
#5187 to #5186 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 707**
#5188 to #5187 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 540**
#5189 to #5188 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 117**
#5190 to #5189 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 021**
#5151 to #5130 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 013**
#5152 to #5151 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 248**
#5153 to #5152 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 662** maime pls
#5250 to #5153 - maime
(06/14/2014) [-]
You mentioned me, *******.
#5251 to #5250 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
You were already on my profile, peasant.
#5252 to #5251 - maime
(06/14/2014) [-]
You can't prove that.
#5253 to #5252 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
You're so full of ****
#5254 to #5253 - maime
(06/14/2014) [-]
Ali please. Obviously shopped.
#5255 to #5254 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
You lie more than I do

And that's saying something
#5256 to #5255 - maime
(06/14/2014) [-]
I rarely lie, yo.
If I was on your profile before hand, it was only because I was checking whom was online, and clicked one. Happens, but I didn't think it had.
#5257 to #5256 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
Sounds legit
#5258 to #5257 - maime
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#5260 to #5259 - maime
(06/14/2014) [-]
From what I recall, you're "okay" with maths.
What about English, though?
#5261 to #5260 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
I'm pretty alright at it

I got some reward for it from my teacher but my class consisted of less than model students
#5154 to #5153 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 099**
#5155 to #5154 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 605**
#5156 to #5155 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 283**
#5157 to #5156 - alicornking
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**alicornking rolls 951**
#5158 to #5157 - alicornking
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**alicornking rolls 133**
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**alicornking rolls 158**
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**alicornking rolls 326**
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**alicornking rolls 304**
#5162 to #5161 - alicornking
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**alicornking rolls 805**
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(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 129**
#5164 to #5163 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 814**
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(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 329**
#5166 to #5165 - alicornking
(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 051**
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**alicornking rolls 533**
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(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 236**
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**alicornking rolls 731**
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**alicornking rolls 415**
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(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 729**
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(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 550**
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**alicornking rolls 093**
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**alicornking rolls 478**
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**alicornking rolls 957**
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**alicornking rolls 271**
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**alicornking rolls 807**
#5139 to #5138 - alicornking
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**alicornking rolls 022**
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(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 440**
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**alicornking rolls 727**
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(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 236**
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**alicornking rolls 399**
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(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 015**
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(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 368**
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(06/14/2014) [-]
**alicornking rolls 278**
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**alicornking rolls 528**
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**alicornking rolls 959**
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**alicornking rolls 939**
#5111 - nibutani
(12/14/2013) [-]
#5112 to #5111 - alicornking
(12/14/2013) [-]
Just goes to show ya how much skill zerg takes
#5113 to #5112 - nibutani
(12/14/2013) [-]
I play Zerg

for Terrorist lings
#5114 to #5113 - alicornking
(12/14/2013) [-]
yeah me too
#5115 to #5114 - nibutani
(12/14/2013) [-]
lel
#5116 to #5115 - alicornking
(12/14/2013) [-]
Sup *****
#5117 to #5116 - nibutani
(12/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much *****

I bought starcraft today to become a Korean

I can only play Medium bots though.
#5118 to #5117 - alicornking
(12/14/2013) [-]
I remember when I used to play

Then my battle.net account became a faggot

Whatever
#5119 to #5118 - nibutani
(12/14/2013) [-]
That sucks man

What happened to it?
#5120 to #5119 - alicornking
(12/14/2013) [-]
I dunno

Blizzard is a paranoid little **** when it comes to accounts.

If you don't use it for like 5 minutes they assume you were hacked and lock it
#5121 to #5120 - nibutani
(12/14/2013) [-]
I didn't use mine for like, 5 months and nothing happened to it.

******* Blizzard
#5122 to #5121 - alicornking
(12/14/2013) [-]
ye
#5123 to #5122 - nibutani
(12/14/2013) [-]
So, how have you been doing lately? anything exciting happen at all?
#5124 to #5123 - alicornking
(12/14/2013) [-]
Well enough I suppose

Not really. Just been stressed cause of school and slowly losing myself to the grim existence that we call life.

You?
#5125 to #5124 - nibutani
(12/14/2013) [-]
I've been alright, school is easy because I have hardly any homework to do, so its a cakewalk

I've been switching games a lot though, First LoL, then SC2, and now I'm starting to play an MMO
#5126 to #5125 - alicornking
(12/14/2013) [-]
Nice
#5103 - Hawke
(12/13/2013) [-]
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#5094 - nibutani
(12/12/2013) [-]
Yo
#5095 to #5094 - alicornking
(12/12/2013) [-]
Have you come to hear the word of our prophet Mohammed?
#5096 to #5095 - nibutani
(12/12/2013) [-]
That depends

are they good words?
#5097 to #5096 - alicornking
(12/12/2013) [-]
The are the holiest words
#5098 to #5097 - nibutani
(12/12/2013) [-]
Well say them, brother
#5099 to #5098 - alicornking
(12/12/2013) [-]
**** bitches. Get Money.
#5100 to #5099 - nibutani
(12/12/2013) [-]
Absolutely beautiful my friend.
#5101 to #5100 - alicornking
(12/12/2013) [-]
Indeed so
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