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#191 - Yeah. I call people all kinds of strange things Count Taku… 16 hours ago on This is the reason people... +1
#189 - Thanks~ I'm from New York. Insulting people is like an art to me. 16 hours ago on This is the reason people... 0
#70 - It's fake you fallopian tube.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/02/2015 on This is the reason people... +12
User avatar #100 - donekilledyou (07/02/2015) [-]
I've written an erased several responses to your comment simply because they weren't worthy
That was just beautiful, man
User avatar #189 - alfjnn (16 hours ago) [-]
Thanks~
I'm from New York. Insulting people is like an art to me.
User avatar #78 - ashedust (07/02/2015) [-]
We know. It's from an unverified source, you dick waffle.

I just wanted to get in on the weird name calling. Sorry.
User avatar #191 - alfjnn (16 hours ago) [-]
Yeah. I call people all kinds of strange things
Count Takula. Dickmage. Hunnish Faglodon. Captain Hamulon of the Pork Planet.. etc.
#107 - Oh yeah. I'm just speaking if it wasn't against the backwall. 07/01/2015 on dad is what dad does 0
#82 - Alfjnn here. Certified New England American. Swell wit…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/01/2015 on dad is what dad does +2
User avatar #112 - ludislavonac (07/01/2015) [-]
oh, ok tnx mate
User avatar #85 - TheMacDaddy (07/01/2015) [-]
Not the biggest baseball fan here but it looks to me that the play happened along the baseline so would it not be a foul (counting as a strike for the batter) as opposed to an out for LA if he would have caught the ball?
User avatar #88 - hairyforcekin (07/01/2015) [-]
Foul balls are still outs if they are caught.
User avatar #104 - TheMacDaddy (07/01/2015) [-]
I know that I was more questioning the positioning on the field. alfjnn stated it would be a home run or an out if it was against the back wall. but it looks to me like the play is against the base line.
User avatar #107 - alfjnn (07/01/2015) [-]
Oh yeah. I'm just speaking if it wasn't against the backwall.
#110 - I'm gay and I went to the NYC Pride parade not for myself, but… 07/01/2015 on view on this topic 0
#104 - Right on. From Queens myself. Yeah boooy. But yeah I …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2015 on Just saying 0
#174 - ruderoody (06/30/2015) [-]
Wish I had seen this sooner and Queens is cool, confusing if you're used to Manhattan though.
#100 - Yeah. It was pretty wild tbh. But whatever. I'm happy I went. …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2015 on Just saying -1
#102 - ruderoody (06/30/2015) [-]
Ehh I think people need to hold back a bit and born and raised right in uptown Manhattan
User avatar #104 - alfjnn (06/30/2015) [-]
Right on. From Queens myself. Yeah boooy.

But yeah I feel you, totally agree.

brb tho. Yanks are playing against the dodgers tonight <3
#174 - ruderoody (06/30/2015) [-]
Wish I had seen this sooner and Queens is cool, confusing if you're used to Manhattan though.
#80 - IDK The parade yesterday here in NYC Was rad AF. So many p…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/29/2015 on Just saying 0
#88 - ruderoody (06/30/2015) [-]
I was there with some friends I might be a stick in the mud but I saw people act like animals and people getting drunk and high in the streets and some of the girls I was with were groped multiple time by random strangers, it's definitely not a place for children and I think it's changed over the years to become something shameful having less to do with pride and people going there thinking they can act with no inhibitions.
User avatar #100 - alfjnn (06/30/2015) [-]
Yeah. It was pretty wild tbh. But whatever. I'm happy I went.
Are you from here (NYC)?
#102 - ruderoody (06/30/2015) [-]
Ehh I think people need to hold back a bit and born and raised right in uptown Manhattan
User avatar #104 - alfjnn (06/30/2015) [-]
Right on. From Queens myself. Yeah boooy.

But yeah I feel you, totally agree.

brb tho. Yanks are playing against the dodgers tonight <3
#174 - ruderoody (06/30/2015) [-]
Wish I had seen this sooner and Queens is cool, confusing if you're used to Manhattan though.
#26 - Man I like Barry Goldwater though. He was all "You do… 06/29/2015 on nice! +1

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User avatar #338 - teoyuppie (06/10/2015) [-]
Ay wooooah ay GABBA GOO!
User avatar #339 to #338 - alfjnn (06/10/2015) [-]
EEEEEEY OHHHHHHH. EYY. SETTLE THE **** DOWN. TAKE A WALK BOY.
User avatar #340 to #339 - teoyuppie (06/10/2015) [-]

EEEEEEEEY I'M WALKIN' 'ERE! I'M WALKIN 'ERE!
User avatar #341 to #340 - alfjnn (06/10/2015) [-]
YOU'RE CRUISIN FOR A BRUISIN PAL.
CLICKITY CLACK THE PAIN TRAIN IS ON THE TRACK.
User avatar #342 to #341 - teoyuppie (06/10/2015) [-]
In all seriousness. I love the city. Besides Monmouth County, Manhattan's been my home away from home <3
User avatar #343 to #342 - alfjnn (06/10/2015) [-]
I can't stand the city. Everyone here is so hostile and terrible
Monmouth is nice tho.
User avatar #344 to #343 - teoyuppie (06/10/2015) [-]
Yeah definitely. But the sights and culture is why I go there. The city's great when you're young, but I'd like to settle down someplace near the shore, like Red Bank or Spring Lake.
User avatar #345 to #344 - alfjnn (06/10/2015) [-]
I'd like to get the **** out of NYC and live somewhere upstate. Like; super far away from this trash. It's one thing to visit this place, it's another to be a native and have to put up with the **** for 20 years ;-;
User avatar #346 to #345 - teoyuppie (06/10/2015) [-]
I was up in New Paltz the other day. I loved it. But I think anywhere past that and Albany would be just no mans land until you reach Syracuse and Buffalo.. I need human contact, I think I'd go nuts.
User avatar #347 to #346 - alfjnn (06/10/2015) [-]
I'm like. A nerdy environmentalist. I really don't mind no human contact. Even though I am an extrovert.
User avatar #337 - giffythetoad (06/09/2015) [-]
For reasons which should be obvious, I have decided that I do not wish to maintain communications with you. I feel that our different views on life are in conflict and serve only to cause stress.

Do not attempt any further communication.

You may wish to delete this message after you have read it. I imagine you'd rather not have it marr your profile.

Goodbye.
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#241 to #240 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
Das gay af bruh.
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#251 to #249 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
I'm really happy with this. Did you make this? I like this.
Still gay af tho.
Not that that's a bad thing.
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User avatar #253 to #252 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
Gaaaay.
We need to stop talking in two different places omg. back to the other thing.
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#220 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
Throat infections suck.
User avatar #221 to #220 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
Yes they do.
Still sick? Me too ;-;
#222 to #221 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
Yeah still sick, today kinda sucked. Had to go to the city and attend some **** , lasting from 9-3. But I was given the wrong address so I had to walk halfway across the city, ask for the right address and walk back. It was not fun, not to mention I didn't expect it to last that long so I had way too little meds since I didn't bring any.
User avatar #223 to #222 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
I totally understand. I can't stand being sick and having to do things. It's just inconvenient all around. At least you were productive!~
User avatar #224 to #223 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
I dunno, I didn't feel like I accomplished much.

Today is field trip day but I gotta go to the psychologist, so I hope I can just phone'em and say I'm not in any condition for a field trip. (Other way is to drive 36km to tell them, then drive home, then back up to the psychologist)
User avatar #225 to #224 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
Do whatever you think is best and makes you the happiest.
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User avatar #231 to #230 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
Ain't nothing wrong with that. Life is about improving your own, and the lives of others. What better way to do that than making yourself happy in all the ways that you can?
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User avatar #234 to #232 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
What's the point of living without the risk nor promise of emotional attachment?

There's billions of people on this planet; and I respect you for playing it safe, but sometimes just a little faith and confidence is required.
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User avatar #236 to #235 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
That's the spirit. Humans, we're social creatures. Beings of community. It's a shared experience after all, was learned from two places. Personal research, and others. Nasty relationships are plentiful in some people, but they make you a stronger person; one or two tragedies is no reason to give up. Mathematically speaking, you're only going to end up with one person; why on earth would every relationship work, if this was the case?
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User avatar #239 to #237 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
Also omg you disabled your inbox
Way2bhitler
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User avatar #243 to #242 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
No shame in being an open person.

Here read this thing I wrote. You might like it <.<;

As a species; we call ourselves "Human." This is why it surprises me when it seems people forget this little five letter word. Only in times of distress do we ever say the phrase "I'm only Human." As if it is some kind of imperfection. "Human" is so much more than a simple two syllable word denoting flaw and folly.

It denotes emotion, culture, ideas, innovation, community and otherwise. So why is it that we consider this to be some kind of flaw; why is showing emotion, both negative and positive always met with a finger pressed to the lip?

I believe that this is wrong. That people shouldn't hide their feelings behind pseudo kindness. I believe people should be proud of who they are and what they feel, and shouldn't be afraid of other humans' judgment.

If all manner of men are imperfect, then what right have we to cast the shackles or judgment upon another? Never be afraid to be who you are.
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User avatar #250 to #245 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
I would never call myself an intellectual. Even though I am. Particularly in cultural things. Writing, Music, History, Politics, Language, Literature, etc. But also in sciencey things. But That's cause when I was a boy, I wanted to be an astronaut.. Still do. Physics and the like is fascinating af to me.
If I were to be commended on anything; it's that I balance science and faith in my life, understanding that the two are not mutually exclusive, and I can be a spiritualistic person while retaining scientific value. Kinda comes with being a nerdy environmentalist >.>
There are people who have enough life experience to understand the nature, beauty, and yet, simplicity of human life such as myself.

And then there are neckbeards who shout on the internet about religion and politics; as if faith or belief were something to be debated. People who cannot respect others' opinions are fools. Damn fools.

Also Rush is the **** <3

Also also. I think the operative problem with humans is that we're so damn curious, even in times of folly, our inquisition never falters; we're always just so starstruck with awe and wonder about the things around us. Unlike any other mammal, we're free to wonder and wander, all the same. Comes with being a Nomad; I feel. But the trouble with this is, is that sometimes, we ask too many questions, or wonder things that shouldn't be wondered. It's when we ask the questions that cannot be answered do we see our nature staring back at us.
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User avatar #269 to #255 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
Omg. Maxed out Replies.
Also Also. Yeah; he's a super cool guy.

Anyway; So know you know me a little better than most people.
Congratulations :3
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User avatar #266 to #255 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
Also also
I had totally forgot to respond to the earlier thing. ;-;

Astrobiology is super fascinating. I wanted to be an Astrophysicist. Neil DeGrasse Tyson is a hero to me; I've met the man twice in my life. (I Frequent the Museum of Natural History in here in New York, so it's not like it wasn't to be expected.)
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#258 to #255 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
I'm just a huge stoner faggot who loves photography, writing, forestry, conservationism, and philosophy.

I also like blues a lot.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9OvgrxaPKU
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzgaOVWbZiU
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMLDyMG7n7A

But nothing wrong with being a hippie. I respect it. So long as you're not a liberal Kidding. Be whatever you like~

Here; have this photograph I took >.> It's compressed, so it looks kinda ****** .
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User avatar #238 to #237 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
Thank you <3
Also "All that we know was learned from two places" was what I had meant to say. Sometimes I just forget entire halves of sentences.

But yeah. Believe in yourself. All that you do requires the slightest hint of faith and self confidence.
With these things, you can do anything. This, I promise you. The world is yours at the cost of a smile and a resounding hello.
#226 to #225 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
Not having to travel for an hour in total just to say "I'm too sick for this field trip" would make me the happiest.
User avatar #227 to #226 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
Oh booooy. I kinda like long drives though. Therapeutic almost. Unless there's traffic.
#228 to #227 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
Yea but I guess you don't pay $7.50 per gallon.
User avatar #229 to #228 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
This is true; I don't. Is gas really that expensive there? Jesus Christ.
User avatar #233 to #229 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
Yep.

Irony is that my nations wealth is built on oil.
User avatar #244 to #233 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
Yeah; I had figured that oil might've been cheaper cause of that.

I feel terrible for you

I live in New York City where everything is right next to eachother, so I really like long drives.
#246 to #244 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
I wish I lived in a city.
User avatar #247 to #246 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
Yeah; but that's usually how it is.
People who want to live in the country live in the city, and vice versa.
I'd trade places with you in a heartbeat.
User avatar #248 to #247 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
I want to see New York. I just like the whole big city thing for some odd reason.
I might live there for a few years in the far future.
User avatar #254 to #248 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
It's alright I guess. I have kind of a cynical attitude about it though. I was born and raised here, so I'm like super indifferent
User avatar #257 to #254 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
Ah, I know that feel.
User avatar #259 to #257 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
Yeah. Most people just get bored of their environments.
People are explorers, ya know? Nomads.
It's normal
User avatar #260 to #259 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
I suppose that's true when you mention it. Guess we haven't shook it off yet even after all these years of permanent settlements.
#336 to #260 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
Totally just added you on skype; can't find you on steam.   
   
steamcommunity.com/id/paytrohs   
That's me. Add me! &lt;3
Totally just added you on skype; can't find you on steam.

steamcommunity.com/id/paytrohs
That's me. Add me! <3
User avatar #334 to #260 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
Wooord. Also do you have like steam or skype or something? D:
User avatar #335 to #334 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
Satrenko666 on steam (originally satrenko ages ago but lost the account cuz I was a dumbass with passwords)

or sevenn94 on skype
User avatar #333 to #332 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, I saw the video about it, not sure what to think really.
#328 to #260 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
WHAT? You posted i-images.
God you make me sad. But baby I love you so much how u do dis 2 me.
User avatar #331 to #328 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
I see. Well I was kinda disappointed with DkS 2.
#330 to #328 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
I love both. I've played both Extensively. I love the lore so much.
#329 to #328 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
Don't worry, I'm a big DkS fan... DkS 1 anyway.
#326 to #260 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
Croatia is a crazy place. I love vidya games. Meant to mention Dark Souls to ya xP   
Talk to her more. Tell her you'd like to be closer with her.
Croatia is a crazy place. I love vidya games. Meant to mention Dark Souls to ya xP
Talk to her more. Tell her you'd like to be closer with her.
User avatar #327 to #326 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
I've never played Dark Souls. Heard it was **** .

Yeah, I certainly will in the future.
#324 to #260 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
I love that Gif. Croatia is a crazy place.

But yeah. I totally understand. Sisters are awesome. They're so friendly and understanding. I could do something terrible, and my sister'd love me regardless. I think you should be close with her; what's she like?

ALSO I FOUND MY REACTION FOLDER
#325 to #324 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
MFW my Croatian friend didn't show up for the past 4 days to play HoI 3.

I can't really tell.... don't know how to describe people that well and I haven't been talking to her much.

Oh God.
User avatar #322 to #260 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
My sister and I are very close. I love her to death. She's so great.

Also that sounds absolutely terrible. I was close with my mom, but I know many people have terrible relationships with their parents. Well; you'll always have a friend in New York <3
#323 to #322 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
Eh, I never really knew my mother too well to begin with, even though I had monthly meetups with her when I was younger.   
   
And yeah, I want to be closer with my sister. Someone I can be open with about who I feel like I am and all that.
Eh, I never really knew my mother too well to begin with, even though I had monthly meetups with her when I was younger.

And yeah, I want to be closer with my sister. Someone I can be open with about who I feel like I am and all that.
User avatar #320 to #260 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
That's unfortunate.
Are you and your sister close? Do you still talk to your mom?

I come from a more conventional family; so I'm always really curious about these things.
#321 to #320 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
MFW I lived with my mother for 4 months last year.
She knew I had depressive tendencies since I told her, yet when my birthday rolled around she didn't even walk up the stairs to wish me happy birthday. Pretty much the last nail in the coffin for my relationship with my mother. (Not to mention her neglect for my two half brothers who had to live off ******* ramen for weeks if not months because of her inability to sell of some items like iPads and **** )
My sister and I are close-ish, we don't talk often but she's the closest real family I have, even if she's only my half sister.

And I wonder sometime how conventional families are.
User avatar #318 to #260 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
Oh you're Adopted? That's fascinating. Tell me more!
User avatar #319 to #318 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
Not adopted really.
Just incompetent mother. So when my mother lost the right of raising me and my sister we were sent to the same foster home but my fosterparents couldn't maintain two children due to living conditions so we got separated.
User avatar #316 to #260 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
I grew up with Eastern Orthodox Immigrants in NYC as a homosexual. They had a pretty meh attitude to it. Didn't really care tbh. Family comes before religion, they always said. And I respect my family all the more for it. I miss my ma, a lot.

But yeah. I'm gay. Plain and simple. Transexuals it really depends. Comes down to personality.
User avatar #317 to #316 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
I see. Well the guy I went to school with didn't have that good fortune and he really wanted to hide it.
Family... well I got my fosterparents and they're my family. Also my sister I s'pose.

I see.
User avatar #314 to #260 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
Yes. I am super gay. But with transgender people it's uhh. It's complicated.
But yeah. I'm a gay male. Nothing special xP
User avatar #315 to #314 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
Whatcha mean?
As I mentioned, most people I talk to are either straight or bisexual, I almost never talk to anyone who's just gay. Though I had this one guy in class who had the misfortune of living with super religious fosterparents.
#312 to #260 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
I couldn't Imagine why.
#313 to #312 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
Welp.   
   
So wait, you said you were gay right? Yeah it's unusual, most people I know are either bi or straight.
Welp.

So wait, you said you were gay right? Yeah it's unusual, most people I know are either bi or straight.
User avatar #310 to #260 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
I had more; but I don't know where.
YOU'RE SAFE. For now
#311 to #310 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
Good, I got really uncomfortable.
User avatar #309 to #308 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
Pls stop
#306 to #260 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
You don't try. You Succeed
User avatar #307 to #306 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
That picture creeps me out.
User avatar #304 to #260 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
Bruh I'm like. 50 rads/s.

Iunnoh. I really do think you're a great kind of person so far.
#305 to #304 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
I don't know what to do with this info but to say thanks.
I try.
User avatar #302 to #260 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
Matter of preference I assume

Eh. I think you're rad. And thank you. I'm rad af as well~ :3
User avatar #303 to #302 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
I guess.

I'm positive that I'm not rad.
And you should get that checked, radiation poisoning is bad.
User avatar #300 to #260 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
Getting intense. Around here everyone is so different, so much so that no one stands out. Everyone is the same in the sense that they're extremely expressive. It's terrible.

Iunnoh. I like you.
User avatar #301 to #300 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
Well neither of these are good.

I know, I'm great. Lots of people like me. For some reason.

I like you too.
User avatar #298 to #260 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
omfg yes I do. Living in a major city is terrible. Literally the same situation but no privacy, more people to not like, and everything is expensive.

Sadface
User avatar #299 to #298 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
Hey here in Norway everything's expensive everywhere and don't forget the Law of Jante where if you stand out YOURE A ******* **** AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD!

Yes, very sad.
User avatar #296 to #260 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
Wish I knew what that was like. I hate NYC

That's terrible; you have such a beautiful brain.
User avatar #297 to #296 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
No you don't. It sucks.

It's dead. Kaputt.
User avatar #294 to #260 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
That's terrible. I'm social AF. I love going places. But then again I'm a giant. So it's ez, Just pick up or push people like you out of the way x3

Yeah. Mayans too. All Central American Civlizations were quite peculiar. Northern American Faiths were fascinating. A lot of them have historical ties to East Asian folk religions as well. Not like Shinto or Tengriism, but their predecessors.
User avatar #295 to #294 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
Well I'm not antisocial, I just live in a tiny village where I know everyone and I have no real interest in knowing the people here since except for a few but they're all either busy or some other stuff so I don't want to interrupt them and **** .

Yeah I get what you mean.

God damnit my brain stopped working.
User avatar #292 to #260 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
But you'd still be tiny, and that's gonna be adorable af. Try not to get squished~

YEAH. Aztecs had some strange faith. the Inuit (Eskimos) had a really awesome mythos too though.
User avatar #293 to #292 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
Don't worry, I'm good at not getting squished... I don't leave the house.

******* savages.
User avatar #290 to #260 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
You're small in general for a guy. But don't worry; it's adorable. Nothing wrong with small feet, either xP

Oh. Yeah. Totally. Most peaceful Religion NA/EU. 100% Agree. (Kidding. Obv not.) I dunno. Organized religion is strange. I like to have a personal relationship with the spacemen.
User avatar #291 to #290 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
Well then again I won't be a guy for that much longer... hopefully.

Well could have been worse... like Natuatl or some crazy Aztec **** .
User avatar #288 to #260 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
I usually wear boots cause of it. Hard to find decent looking shoes in my size. Oh well. At least I have a boot/foot fetish and date people who do usually as well. So it works out >.>

Sikhism is fascinating because it really is a religion of peace. Took the best of Islamic Scholasticism and Hindu philosophy.
User avatar #289 to #288 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
Well... if that's your thing. My feet are... small-ish for a guy.

But Islam is a religion of peace i-infidel.
User avatar #286 to #260 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
Mine are like 48,5 in EU, I believe. God I love being a giant~

Yeah. It's pretty fascinating. Cultural diffusion is interesting. Especially Sikhism.
User avatar #287 to #286 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
Huh. Had a classmate who had 50 when we were in 8th grade. I use 41-42.

Never studied the Sikhs but they seem like an interesting bunch to say the least.
User avatar #284 to #260 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
My boots are size 14. I'd crush you. It'd be easy; Shrimp

This is true. Buddhism is quite peculiar as a faith. A lot of sects and subsects. Zen Buddhism is pretty fascinating, but Shinto, I had thought, was the folk religion of japan.
User avatar #285 to #284 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
I don't know my foot size in Americanese.

yeah Shinto is the native Japanese religion but when Buddhism got to Japan the Japanese kinda went "eh **** this lets mix it with our own stuff"
User avatar #282 to #260 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
Not if I stomp on you first, squirt xP

Yeah. Buddhists by any means were not exactly a peaceful people, regardless of what the modern world believes.Also yeah. You're right. That is infact what Kamikaze is
User avatar #283 to #282 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
You can't stomp what you can't see!

Nope. Then again Japan is Shinto-Buddhist and not truly Buddhist.
Gotcha!
User avatar #280 to #260 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
Teeny tiny :3
More like they got recked by storms.
And then the Japanese became turbo animist for a while there.
User avatar #281 to #280 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
I'll punch you in the shin!

Yeah, Kamikaze. Divine wind. Lern ur history, nab
And then the Buddhists decided to spread the word of Buddha... by force.
User avatar #278 to #260 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
Sorry; I just love short people x3 Also I'm teasing

Yeah exactly. I mean. Turkey has a pretty isolationist policy going on right now. But historically speaking, European Nations couldn't really be isolationist. They're so intwined in the business of one another that it just couldn't be. Can't blame japan. Mongols, Koreans, and what not.
User avatar #279 to #278 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
I know, don't worry.

Yeah plus the only time anyone ever threatened them was the Mongols but the Japanese managed to fight them back or the Mongol fleet was just... Kamikaze'd
User avatar #276 to #260 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
I'm not mean. I'm a bigger and stronger male. It's my duty~ I know a lot of girls your height though~

Yeah; word. Isolationism wasn't a European concept by any means. Except for maybe Switzerland. But even then it's more of a neutrality thing.
User avatar #277 to #276 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
I was just joking, and I suppose. Even for a girl in my country I'm kinda short.

Switzerland was more neutrality than isolationist though. Can't really think of any other country having the same isolationist idea that Japan had. Then again not many other countries had the population of Japan whilst being as far away from others as Japan were without being some borderline tribal stone age place.
User avatar #274 to #260 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
I just tower over most people. I kinda like pushing around super small people. But that's cause I'm a huge fag <.<

Yeah. Especially Japanese Feudalism.
User avatar #275 to #274 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
Meanie. Most people where I live is about your height or a few inches shorter, not by much though.

Yup. The isolationist thing is kinda their own deal tho.
User avatar #272 to #260 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
Wow you're tiny. I'm almost a full foot taller than you. But it's cool. Small people are <3.. What's it like, anyway?

Japanese culture is basically obscure barbarianism with neat architecture. It's really no different from Celtic or Germanic Clans in Europe.
User avatar #273 to #272 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
Well I can't reach high places and lifting furniture is tricky. I have inherited a lot of muscle mass unfortunately so I'm strong but when my fosterparents call me in to help with furniture it kinda sucks because grabbing the stuff easily is a... well I can't reach around properly.

Yeah I was about to say that Japanese culture has a lot of typical European traits rather than the typical East-Asian traits.
User avatar #265 to #260 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
Small people are cute.
So are big people. >.>

It definately seems similar. Japanese culture is interesting. Really depends though.
User avatar #268 to #265 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
I'm 5'3

Well geographically speaking for the mainland is what I thought.
Yeah, it's fairly... distinct to say the least.
User avatar #263 to #260 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
Omg
I'd love to go to china. The Altai mountains are incredible; and the great wall seems fascinating af.
User avatar #264 to #263 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
Yeah man.

I also wanna go to Japan but I'm scared it'll just be Norway 2.0 with different architecture and smaller people who just happen to have black hair and brown eyes instead.
User avatar #261 to #260 - alfjnn (06/09/2015) [-]
Why do you think we go to space?
Why do people like hiking, camping, and vacationing?

We've not changed as a people.
User avatar #262 to #261 - satrenkotheone (06/09/2015) [-]
Man you're reminding me that I really wanna see China for the Great Wall and those Chinese coastline mountains.
#217 - satrenkotheone (06/04/2015) [-]
Woo! Friends!
#218 to #217 - alfjnn (06/04/2015) [-]
omg super friends <3
User avatar #215 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
**** you
User avatar #216 to #215 - alfjnn (04/12/2015) [-]
What'd I do?
User avatar #211 - tvfreakuk (01/18/2015) [-]
Was good chatting but I actually have deadlines tomorrow and I'm not completely done with my work
Maybe we can chat some other time, dude - you're pretty cool; for a homo.
User avatar #212 to #211 - alfjnn (01/18/2015) [-]
You're cool too! <3
For a gaylord~
User avatar #213 to #212 - tvfreakuk (01/18/2015) [-]
You have skype or anything?
User avatar #214 to #213 - alfjnn (01/18/2015) [-]
indoktrinator_tros
User avatar #209 - ayumu ONLINE (12/31/2014) [-]
ur gay lol
User avatar #210 to #209 - alfjnn (12/31/2014) [-]
Yes.
I am the biggest turbo fagmosexuqueer.
User avatar #206 - warioteam (06/01/2014) [-]
sup bitch
User avatar #207 to #206 - alfjnn (06/01/2014) [-]
Hey pal; the **** is up?
User avatar #208 to #207 - warioteam (06/01/2014) [-]
moosic n ****
#204 - shadowrated (05/11/2014) [-]
Thanks for the screenshot man
User avatar #205 to #204 - alfjnn (05/12/2014) [-]
You're welcome dude!
#200 - hahahaheidi (01/30/2014) [-]
Mfw your gamertag ya sillygoose
User avatar #202 to #200 - alfjnn (01/31/2014) [-]
Yeah~ It's pretty silly.
User avatar #189 - revengeforfreeze (01/16/2014) [-]
!Petros?
User avatar #190 to #189 - alfjnn (01/16/2014) [-]
Yeah I am.
What's up?
User avatar #197 to #190 - revengeforfreeze (01/28/2014) [-]
hey, you moved from NY?
User avatar #198 to #197 - alfjnn (01/28/2014) [-]
Nah I live in NYC
User avatar #199 to #198 - revengeforfreeze (01/28/2014) [-]
>New Amsterdam

**** .. I forgot.. shamefur dispray.
User avatar #191 to #190 - revengeforfreeze (01/16/2014) [-]
Ah ye
Just curious. You remember user candidvres somethnig?
(im in the giant skype group with Armael, leal etc)
User avatar #192 to #191 - leal (01/16/2014) [-]
dafuq u want
User avatar #193 to #192 - revengeforfreeze (01/16/2014) [-]
I want you nothing.
Just look at the context in which my comment was posted. It's nothing more about you than that I was in your chat.
User avatar #194 to #193 - leal (01/16/2014) [-]
Then don't ******* mention me unless you want to be banned.
User avatar #195 to #194 - revengeforfreeze (01/16/2014) [-]
What? From the chat?

Man, ******* chill out, why are you so mad
I'm not gonna censor a word just because you get a orange mark which you optionally have to click and a little "pop"


******* take it easy
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#165 to #164 - alfjnn (12/23/2012) [-]
Thanks bro!   
&lt;3   
You too.
Thanks bro!
<3
You too.
User avatar #153 - downwiththesicknes (11/22/2012) [-]
FINALLY
User avatar #154 to #153 - downwiththesicknes (11/22/2012) [-]
someone else who doesn't worship NPH
User avatar #155 to #154 - alfjnn (11/22/2012) [-]
I honestly don't see what the big deal about him is.
He's like, Another actor.
He doesn't even write his own material.

Just because he's ghey and carries an entire sitcom, doesn't make him talented or 'charming'

Then Again I absolutely hate these stupid ******* Modern Sitcoms. Sullivan's Bar, TBBT, Two and a half men, etc.
User avatar #156 to #155 - downwiththesicknes (11/22/2012) [-]
I don't mind HIMYM, or TBBT or 2AAHM to be honest. But I ******* hate how the entire world treats him like a ******* god. His character if a cunt anyway
User avatar #157 to #156 - alfjnn (11/22/2012) [-]
He's also a dick irl, from what I hear.
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User avatar #146 to #145 - alfjnn (10/19/2012) [-]
Sup Bre, how can I help you?
#137 - funmanigro (10/08/2012) [-]
care to give me a Saddam? you have two already, and i 			*******		 love this guy. Also when the items came out i had a 			********		 of items including the &quot;jimmie rustler&quot; one and 3 hitlers, but for some reason all my items were deleted    
mfw i lost over 30 flours
care to give me a Saddam? you have two already, and i ******* love this guy. Also when the items came out i had a ******** of items including the "jimmie rustler" one and 3 hitlers, but for some reason all my items were deleted
mfw i lost over 30 flours
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User avatar #133 to #132 - alfjnn (10/04/2012) [-]
Dunno if I can trust you man.
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User avatar #135 to #134 - alfjnn (10/04/2012) [-]
Relax bre. I joke. But nawh.

I have developed a complex relationship with my items.
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#125 - Rascal (09/29/2012) [-]
Good job copying UGO's TBBT article
User avatar #126 to #125 - alfjnn (09/29/2012) [-]
What?
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