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#71 - Wooooord. My bad. 06/01/2015 on That's a great sale 0
#278 - New York City. Greek American. Family is from Monemvasia tho. 05/31/2015 on Life as a short man -1
#276 - Woooooooord. ******* +10 Charm +10 Traditi…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2015 on Life as a short man -1
User avatar #277 - barakakaka (05/31/2015) [-]
You live in Greece or abroad?
User avatar #278 - alfjnn (05/31/2015) [-]
New York City. Greek American. Family is from Monemvasia tho.
#265 - Omg I'm so glad you understand <3 As a man of rationale… 05/31/2015 on Life as a short man 0
#45 - I think so. Hanibal Burgess is a comedian. 05/31/2015 on That's a great sale 0
#261 - Yes actually! I'm quite Pagan. (Well Spiritualistic.) It kinda…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2015 on Life as a short man -1
User avatar #264 - koholla (05/31/2015) [-]
I like to think that way too. Taking care of the earth is pretty much the one thing that we're obligated to do.
User avatar #265 - alfjnn (05/31/2015) [-]
Omg I'm so glad you understand <3
As a man of rationale, it just seems silly that people throw away the planet in the way that they do at times. Not only is it inconsiderate, it's illogical too.

Just cause the hole is on our side of the ship, doesn't mean you wont sink too.
#257 - I didn't say unreasonable or pretentious. I know my limitation… 05/31/2015 on Life as a short man 0
#251 - +6'0/6'1 +Attractive (Basically gay Elvis.) +Well Ed…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/31/2015 on Life as a short man -1
User avatar #274 - barakakaka (05/31/2015) [-]
Why the fuck would being a Greek be in the minus points man! Its great luck to be born a Greek. Its also great luck to die a Greek. The inbetween sucks though.
User avatar #276 - alfjnn (05/31/2015) [-]
Woooooooord.
Fucking
+10 Charm
+10 Traditionalism
+100% Resistance to Guilt

But damn. The guilt tripping, the family values, and otherwise. Holds a malaka down, filosmou.
User avatar #277 - barakakaka (05/31/2015) [-]
You live in Greece or abroad?
User avatar #278 - alfjnn (05/31/2015) [-]
New York City. Greek American. Family is from Monemvasia tho.
User avatar #258 - koholla (05/31/2015) [-]
also pagan maybe? that necklace/pendant makes me ask.
User avatar #261 - alfjnn (05/31/2015) [-]
Yes actually! I'm quite Pagan. (Well Spiritualistic.) It kinda stems from me being an environmentalist and vice versa.

I kinda believe that the environment is a representation of purity & divinity in the world, and thusly should be protected. I also believe that we ultimately come from the earth itself (Because, according to science, we actually do.) and thusly, I feel a certain kinship to, ya know, the only home we've ever known and therefore believe that it should be protected. I practice by planting trees and otherwise. Kinda my way of giving the gift of life back to the Earth. I also kinda/sorta believe in spirits and may just be a little polytheistic.
User avatar #264 - koholla (05/31/2015) [-]
I like to think that way too. Taking care of the earth is pretty much the one thing that we're obligated to do.
User avatar #265 - alfjnn (05/31/2015) [-]
Omg I'm so glad you understand <3
As a man of rationale, it just seems silly that people throw away the planet in the way that they do at times. Not only is it inconsiderate, it's illogical too.

Just cause the hole is on our side of the ship, doesn't mean you wont sink too.
User avatar #253 - racistwhiteboy (05/31/2015) [-]
but if you're slightly arrogant and have delusions of grandeur, how can we believe these positive things you say about yourself?
User avatar #257 - alfjnn (05/31/2015) [-]
I didn't say unreasonable or pretentious. I know my limitations. I might be arrogant; but I think highly of others, and enjoy making people happy. My Delusions of grandeur have more or less to do with where I see myself in ~50 years. (Seriously. My real Estate goals range from the back of a greyhound bus, to a castle in Bavaria.)
(Also I'm a New Yorker. Arrogance is basically a racial passive ;-;)
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User avatar #216 to #215 - alfjnn ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
What'd I do?
User avatar #211 - tvfreakuk (01/18/2015) [-]
Was good chatting but I actually have deadlines tomorrow and I'm not completely done with my work
Maybe we can chat some other time, dude - you're pretty cool; for a homo.
User avatar #212 to #211 - alfjnn ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
You're cool too! <3
For a gaylord~
User avatar #213 to #212 - tvfreakuk (01/18/2015) [-]
You have skype or anything?
User avatar #214 to #213 - alfjnn ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
indoktrinator_tros
User avatar #209 - ayumu (12/31/2014) [-]
ur gay lol
User avatar #210 to #209 - alfjnn ONLINE (12/31/2014) [-]
Yes.
I am the biggest turbo fagmosexuqueer.
User avatar #206 - warioteam (06/01/2014) [-]
sup bitch
User avatar #207 to #206 - alfjnn ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
Hey pal; the **** is up?
User avatar #208 to #207 - warioteam (06/01/2014) [-]
moosic n ****
#204 - shadowrated (05/11/2014) [-]
Thanks for the screenshot man
User avatar #205 to #204 - alfjnn ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
You're welcome dude!
#200 - hahahaheidi (01/30/2014) [-]
Mfw your gamertag ya sillygoose
User avatar #202 to #200 - alfjnn ONLINE (01/31/2014) [-]
Yeah~ It's pretty silly.
User avatar #189 - revengeforfreeze (01/16/2014) [-]
!Petros?
User avatar #190 to #189 - alfjnn ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Yeah I am.
What's up?
User avatar #197 to #190 - revengeforfreeze (01/28/2014) [-]
hey, you moved from NY?
User avatar #198 to #197 - alfjnn ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
Nah I live in NYC
User avatar #199 to #198 - revengeforfreeze (01/28/2014) [-]
>New Amsterdam

**** .. I forgot.. shamefur dispray.
User avatar #191 to #190 - revengeforfreeze (01/16/2014) [-]
Ah ye
Just curious. You remember user candidvres somethnig?
(im in the giant skype group with Armael, leal etc)
User avatar #192 to #191 - leal (01/16/2014) [-]
dafuq u want
User avatar #193 to #192 - revengeforfreeze (01/16/2014) [-]
I want you nothing.
Just look at the context in which my comment was posted. It's nothing more about you than that I was in your chat.
User avatar #194 to #193 - leal (01/16/2014) [-]
Then don't ******* mention me unless you want to be banned.
User avatar #195 to #194 - revengeforfreeze (01/16/2014) [-]
What? From the chat?

Man, ******* chill out, why are you so mad
I'm not gonna censor a word just because you get a orange mark which you optionally have to click and a little "pop"


******* take it easy
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#165 to #164 - alfjnn ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
Thanks bro!   
&lt;3   
You too.
Thanks bro!
<3
You too.
User avatar #153 - downwiththesicknes (11/22/2012) [-]
FINALLY
User avatar #154 to #153 - downwiththesicknes (11/22/2012) [-]
someone else who doesn't worship NPH
User avatar #155 to #154 - alfjnn ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
I honestly don't see what the big deal about him is.
He's like, Another actor.
He doesn't even write his own material.

Just because he's ghey and carries an entire sitcom, doesn't make him talented or 'charming'

Then Again I absolutely hate these stupid ******* Modern Sitcoms. Sullivan's Bar, TBBT, Two and a half men, etc.
User avatar #156 to #155 - downwiththesicknes (11/22/2012) [-]
I don't mind HIMYM, or TBBT or 2AAHM to be honest. But I ******* hate how the entire world treats him like a ******* god. His character if a cunt anyway
User avatar #157 to #156 - alfjnn ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
He's also a dick irl, from what I hear.
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User avatar #146 to #145 - alfjnn ONLINE (10/19/2012) [-]
Sup Bre, how can I help you?
#137 - funmanigro (10/08/2012) [-]
care to give me a Saddam? you have two already, and i 			*******		 love this guy. Also when the items came out i had a 			********		 of items including the &quot;jimmie rustler&quot; one and 3 hitlers, but for some reason all my items were deleted    
mfw i lost over 30 flours
care to give me a Saddam? you have two already, and i ******* love this guy. Also when the items came out i had a ******** of items including the "jimmie rustler" one and 3 hitlers, but for some reason all my items were deleted
mfw i lost over 30 flours
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User avatar #133 to #132 - alfjnn ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
Dunno if I can trust you man.
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User avatar #135 to #134 - alfjnn ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
Relax bre. I joke. But nawh.

I have developed a complex relationship with my items.
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#125 - anonymous (09/29/2012) [-]
Good job copying UGO's TBBT article
User avatar #126 to #125 - alfjnn ONLINE (09/29/2012) [-]
What?
#123 - dilara (09/25/2012) [-]
HI. I guess you're my new friend.
HI. I guess you're my new friend.
#124 to #123 - alfjnn ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
Oy! Hello Frond!
User avatar #115 - spacky (09/22/2012) [-]
I have got to say I have only viewed a few of your comments, and you are one of the most intelligent men I have ever seen on here.

Full respect to you, my good sir.
User avatar #116 to #115 - alfjnn ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
Ogadwat.

I don't even know how to Internet, man.

But I appriciate the complement. Thank you.

But uhh.. which comments are you referring to, broh?
The Political ones, the TF2 is Casual ones, or the Religion and Science need to stop bitchin eachother out ones?
User avatar #117 to #116 - spacky (09/22/2012) [-]
You're very welcome.

I've read the Political Ones, and I'm looking forward to reading your Scientific ones.
User avatar #118 to #117 - alfjnn ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
I'm not even Scientific about it.
I just figure that Science has no place in Faith, and Faith has No place in Science. (I'm more of a Spiritualist when it comes to like. Morality and **** , but when it comes to how the world works, science is the way to go.)
User avatar #119 to #118 - spacky (09/22/2012) [-]
I agree with you completely. Although it is ignorant to think one higher being could not have possibly have created the universe and everything in it, it is highly unlikely that it was. I'm a Christian myself, but my faith is battered down by Science, and I think that the constant battle between the two is unnecessary, since I have created a comprimise.

And again, I agree with you. You cannot witness an Earthquake and then say it was God. It's been proven scientifically that it is due to The Mantle, and Continental Drift.
User avatar #120 to #119 - alfjnn ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
Well yeah broh.
I mean like ultimately, there is no proof either way, ofcourse there's evidence, but never any physical proof. So throughout history, and towards the future, there's always going to be non believers and believers and people who like to insinuate fighting.
There's always going to be great people who let others be, and horrid people who force their customs on others, but that is just the way Humanity works.

You have people like yourself, and then you have people like WBC. Same Religion (Supposedly) Completely different viewpoints.

Same goes for Atheism, you have Totalitarian Societies which do not Tolerate Religion at all, and then you have your regular every day atheist who doesn't mind that people have different views than them.

Ultimately, I see the bible as Moral stories, and ways of explaining things to the Archaic Man, when there really was no other explanation. Honestly, that's what faith is, believing in something regardless of its existence. Of course, people don't know that God is there, or that he's not, but believing in him, regardless of his presence, is the point. And yet Day after Day Aggressive Atheists try to disprove every last Religious Text, by pointing out Scientific Fallacies.
It's a bit retarded if you ask me.

*Sigh.*

Like I said brobro, Science has no place in Faith, Faith has no place in Science.
User avatar #121 to #120 - spacky (09/22/2012) [-]
One of the best replies I've ever seen.

*brofist*
User avatar #122 to #121 - alfjnn ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
YEAH BROH.
SPENT AN HOUR ON THAT DELIVERY.
*brofist*
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#82 - thefalloutwolf (08/18/2012) [-]
I see your a furry too. FRIEND REQUEST? WHyTHE **** NOT
User avatar #83 to #82 - alfjnn ONLINE (08/18/2012) [-]
Hipaw5?
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User avatar #81 to #80 - alfjnn ONLINE (08/07/2012) [-]
Hugs for you too, stranger!
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