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Date Signed Up:1/24/2011
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    Butthurt Motherfucker Butthurt Motherfucker
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    Uploaded: 05/11/14
    It's 5AM. This is hilarious. It's 5AM. This is hilarious.
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    Old But Gold Old But Gold
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    Such is life in the Zone. Such is life in the Zone.
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latest user's comments

#39 - Also note that that guy used a metric dickton (which is fine, … 07/07/2016 on Grand Theft Logic 0
#38 - It's called Rezblock, it's a vegetable glycerine that prevents… 07/07/2016 on Grand Theft Logic +4
#23 - Yo guy what's your deal? You're like lighting this anon up for…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/22/2016 on Vaping -8
#135 - anon (06/23/2016) [-]
He's going to pretend as if I did something like spam him or harass him, when in reality, what probably happened is:
Dumb internet argument, indeef gets butthurt, blocks me
I thumb down a comment of indeef's, indeef gets butthurt, blocks me

Because literally all I do is post comments on content attempting to be funny, and very rarely get in a retarded internet argument.

TL;DR: indeef is a baby, and apparently so are you.
-ZionSype
#40 - anythingoes (06/22/2016) [-]
Can confirm, person behind that anon is a 'tard.
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#24 - indeef (06/22/2016) [-]
well i had this man blocked, most likely for his attitude. so i unblocked him, then he kept being rude. so i reblocked him. shit happens people can be as retarded as they want
#7 - **** YOU YOU'RE NOT MY S U P E R V I S O R  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2016 on buzz buzz +1
#8 - adzoh (06/23/2016) [-]
Fuck off Cheryl
#4 - Gotchu fam 06/10/2016 on Anon finds limewire on a... +5
#3 - Picture 06/10/2016 on Anon finds limewire on a... 0
#24 - Picture 05/22/2016 on Robot goes to work +4
#24 - Yup! Plastic Fabricators take care of this usually. SHT tiles … 05/07/2016 on Walrus don't need no chicanery +1
#23 - Nah I ain't no Nuke. Been thinking about going into it though.… 05/07/2016 on Walrus don't need no chicanery 0
#7 - It's really not important though. It's the Russian Equivalent …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2016 on Walrus don't need no chicanery +2
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#12 - glassskulljack (04/26/2016) [-]
You a nuke or just a bubblehead?
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#23 - alfjnn (05/07/2016) [-]
Nah I ain't no Nuke. Been thinking about going into it though. I have most of the quals and shit.
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