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Date Signed Up:5/01/2012
Last Login:7/30/2015
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#17 - Him spending $62000 is like one of us spending $50. Johnny Dep…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2014 on On Stranger Tides 0
#36 - anon (05/23/2014) [-]
I wish I had $50
User avatar #25 - lokiwins (05/23/2014) [-]
But still, money is money and it's the same amount to everyone.
#1192 - Good bye, Funnyjunk. 05/22/2014 on FJ will shut down in 1 week 0
#29 - Old enough to be an uncle? I became an uncle when I was 10.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/21/2014 on Oh lord the feels +1
User avatar #47 - axeaddonis (05/21/2014) [-]
My dad has an uncle 1 year younger than him.

It's a little creepy
#48 - ruffntuff (05/21/2014) [-]
yep, i was just about to say that one of my old friends was older than his uncle. shit blew my mind when i was younger lol
#44 - baaaaaaa (05/21/2014) [-]
I did when I was 9.
#31 - Comment deleted 05/21/2014 on Harry Potter in The Hunger... 0
#30 - Comment deleted 05/21/2014 on Harry Potter in The Hunger... 0
#35 - You're good at telling stories  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2014 on Lets try anal +50
User avatar #67 - TATTYBOJANGLES (05/21/2014) [-]
Thanks man, I really appreciate the kind words.
#26 - I think he's cool. When he fires a gun, it's not obvious that … 05/21/2014 on Jesse White and Walter Pinkmen 0
#11 - stop being such a homophobic  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2014 on busted 0
#12 - tomjay (05/21/2014) [-]
Suck my dick...figuratively
#22 - She didn't say it wasn't sexualised or followed by giggles. Th… 05/21/2014 on Anal grills 0
#184 - **** you, I'm going to laugh at dick jokes and get nowh… 05/21/2014 on Story time +1
#1 - There are so many solutions for this... Gas station, school, n… 05/19/2014 on Mein Kampf +2
#13 - Well, if the neck is so strong, I guess carrying it only by th… 05/19/2014 on God fucking dammit 0
#10 - Can't you hold it by the neck or head in addition to the shell…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/19/2014 on God fucking dammit 0
User avatar #20 - cookiel (05/19/2014) [-]
It most likely would retract its neck when you got to close
#12 - anon (05/19/2014) [-]
I dare you to try- those necks are strong as fuck.

You can pick them up by the shell if you're very careful and stay toward the back though. You can also get them to bite a stick and carry them for a bit like that until they let go. Probably long enough to get them over the fence.
#19 - jslak (05/19/2014) [-]
or just pick them up by the tail
User avatar #13 - alexxander (05/19/2014) [-]
Well, if the neck is so strong, I guess carrying it only by the neck would be OK?
User avatar #11 - cacti (05/19/2014) [-]
I don't know, I'd never attempt to pick one up with my bare hands in fear of losing a finger.
#37 - Cat means automatic green thumb 05/19/2014 on darth cat +7
#108 - When dogs do that, it's actually an act of dominance. The dog … 05/19/2014 on corgi 0
#598 - After generating a comic, you will notice a link under the Gen… 05/17/2014 on Description 0
#87 - This is clearly taken from 9gag, hence the use of the word &qu… 05/17/2014 on (1) +2
#24 - Being stuck in that castle should have made Rapunzel socially … 04/02/2014 on Doube plot twist..? -2
#29 - **alexxander rolled image ** my favourite pokémon 04/01/2014 on Scyther -1
#17 - Well, that clears up just about nothing  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2014 on Clarity 0
#18 - leaugeexplain (04/01/2014) [-]
Well, we got it by process of elimination Only took us 14 comments
#2 - jokexplain  [+] (28 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Clarity +4
#37 - wrongexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
Clarity is a drug that enlarges the mammories
User avatar #30 - ariscorp (04/02/2014) [-]
Clarity is a spell that restores mana - it's considered a bad summoner spell and Keyori is implying that girls are bad at league of legends. this is correct answer, disregard everyone else.
User avatar #26 - cubanwhiteman (04/02/2014) [-]
Along with the champion you can choose, you choose, runes, masteries and two summoner spells. Your summoner spells typically give an important advantange in the game, such as teleporting to a friendly unit or structure, doing Damage over time, or a short range flash. Clarity is the summoner spell that instantly gives 40% mana back to the champion, and nearby champions.The reason Soraka does not need Clarity is because her first abilitty does little to no damage, her second ability is a heal, and her third ability donates mana/ does damage to an enemy for free.
User avatar #3 - jokexplain (04/01/2014) [-]
this calls for lolexplain!
#31 - icefried (04/02/2014) [-]
The fragmentation of the explain accounts is incredibly stupid.

I get that you want to make a team of omnipresent joke explainers, but refusing to explain a joke you know the answer to betrays the purpose of your account.
Jokexplain should explain all jokes regardless of what they are.. games, politics, movies, sex etc. because they all fall in the category of a joke.

Instead of this convoluted compartmentalization you've got going on, why not make "jokexplain" the general explaining account for all jokes regardless of their subject matter, and specialized accounts like lolexplain for content which requires in-depth knowledge of the subject matter to explain either correctly or clearly enough for laymen to be able to understand so that they can be able to enjoy the content.
User avatar #32 - jokexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
how do you know I know the answer?
I've never played lol nor do I plan to.
User avatar #33 - icefried (04/02/2014) [-]
Actually this was more in reference to your previous comment on an anime post containing inuendo in which you stated that you know the answer, but would rather let sexexplain handle it who didn't show up.
User avatar #34 - jokexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
just trying to make people aware of my boys.
User avatar #35 - icefried (04/02/2014) [-]
Well, currently you are far more active than the rest of your crew.
I've seen more than one instance of people summoning you by using your name because you've been around for a while explaining jokes under that name.

I like what you're doing, and promoting the other guys is all great and all, but the best promotion they could get is by explaining things in the comments, which means that they have to be much more active than they are now. I really can't remember seeing any of the comments that the other explain accounts have made.

I'm not trying to tell you how to run your accounts, just provide some constructive user feedback.
#28 - angelious (04/02/2014) [-]
for a guy who explains jokes.i have never seen you actually explain a joke
#7 - jokexplainplz (04/01/2014) [-]
jokexplain plz
User avatar #5 - metalkinkajou (04/01/2014) [-]
is there lolexplain yet?
#10 - leaugeexplain (04/01/2014) [-]
There is, but I'll take this one! Not sure who came first me or him Clarity removes debuffs such as stun, slows roots etc, so people who have no faith in dodging other champions abilities take it, people take Barrier instead because it gives you a shield that blocks a certain amount of damage In other words more ham
User avatar #29 - ariscorp (04/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 - kyfvini (04/02/2014) [-]
Yo this leauegeexplain is bronze or trolling, but clarity gives you mana. zz
User avatar #21 - guywithface (04/02/2014) [-]
Clarity gives mana... Cleanse removes debuffs.
User avatar #19 - lolexplain (04/01/2014) [-]
Damn, I was really late to this party.
User avatar #13 - wermii (04/01/2014) [-]
Uhm.. Clarity removes debuff?? You mean cleanse right.. Clarity reveals a certain area on the map. , i don't think you have the qualifications for your name
User avatar #22 - guywithface (04/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #25 - wermii (04/02/2014) [-]
If you used 2 secounds of your precious life to just take a look some comments down you would see i realized my own mistake.
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#16 - leaugeexplain (04/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, that was really bad, if I poop again I'll disable acc
User avatar #14 - wermii (04/01/2014) [-]
Oh fuck i am so fucking stupid.. now i misstook clarity for clairvoyance.. Clarity restores a portion of your mana.
#15 - leaugeexplain (04/01/2014) [-]
All summoners beggining with C sucks, at least we figured that out..
User avatar #11 - metalkinkajou (04/01/2014) [-]
Or just the fact that it is keyori saying that...
#12 - leaugeexplain (04/01/2014) [-]
I didn't see that was keyori
User avatar #17 - alexxander (04/01/2014) [-]
Well, that clears up just about nothing
#18 - leaugeexplain (04/01/2014) [-]
Well, we got it by process of elimination Only took us 14 comments
#7 - I think it's called an avatar  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2014 on Pick my icon 0
User avatar #8 - thelizardlord (04/01/2014) [-]
I did not know
#1 - She's my cherry pie 04/01/2014 on is it cherry? 0
#5 - your icon? wtf do you mean?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Pick my icon 0
User avatar #6 - thelizardlord (04/01/2014) [-]
That thing in the corner of our comments
#7 - alexxander (04/01/2014) [-]
I think it's called an avatar
User avatar #8 - thelizardlord (04/01/2014) [-]
I did not know
#2 - but why are you here?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2014 on Mmm..soggy cake anyone? 0
User avatar #23 - mrtummytumms (04/02/2014) [-]
Why are you here?
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