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#32 - No you didn't!?  [+] (21 new replies) 01/14/2016 on One of My Favourites +22
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#33 - drekinn (01/14/2016) [-]
Oh but i did.
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#40 - masterme (01/14/2016) [-]
i dont get it
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#42 - drekinn (01/14/2016) [-]
Let's just say i did a filthy frank on this one, watch the video. i fucking put my pet hamster in a sock, i didn't slam it around though but it did die, i don't remember the specifics, maybe because it's a partly repressed memory
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#43 - masterme (01/14/2016) [-]
ohhh wow well i hope you dont do that anymore mate
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#44 - drekinn (01/14/2016) [-]
Well it's been like 20 years since, and i wouldn't call it a fucked up haunting thing if i still did it would i now?
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#45 - masterme (01/14/2016) [-]
yeah good point
#37 - gcaboose (01/14/2016) [-]
why...
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#35 - hurpfry (01/14/2016) [-]
Why!?
#46 - drekinn (01/14/2016) [-]
Sexual thrills obviously no but seriously, i have nightmares of that time, and the lecture my mom gave me, i don't remember how old i was but probably around 6, don't tell me your childhood was completely normal and clean
#74 - thepizzadevourer (01/15/2016) [-]
I fed one of our chickens poison ivy. It died horribly and we burned the body. All I can say is that I honestly didn't know it was poison ivy until after I'd fed it to the chicken, but I'm still a terrible person because I was then too scared to tell my parents what I'd done.
#129 - anon (01/15/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** Did you force feed it or something? That chicken shoulda known better.
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#130 - thepizzadevourer (01/15/2016) [-]
Nah man, chickens are second only to pigs in the "eat anything" department. It scarfed it right down.
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#62 - toncheky (01/15/2016) [-]
I beat a dog once.
Been haunting me for like 10 years.
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#81 - flamingwhitetiger (01/15/2016) [-]
when ever my dog is really annoying me ill nudge it pretty hard with my foot just to get it to go somewhere else. not hard enough to hurt it just to make him change directions. but once i did it a little too hard and he hit a table leg pretty hard. i felt so bad and instantly gave him a treat and snuggled him. hurting domestic animals is a shitty thing to do in most all situations but if you feel bad about it after and realize you were wrong i dont see why it should haunt you still. the dog probably forgot about it.
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#85 - toncheky (01/15/2016) [-]
I was a kid and I beat it with a stick. Not severely, but pretty hard. I can't for the life of me figure what's gotten into me. I had 2 dogs since then.. first one was mine and sisters', treated it fine but I was still a kid, like 13 I think, but he ran away.. we didn't know how to train him. Second one I got at 16, I had it for 3,5 years and had to give it away cause I moved from a house with a yard to an apartment. 2 of those years I lived alone with him. Cried like a bitch half of that day, gotta admit. He got some symbolic slaps on the ass when he was misbehaving, but I never hit to hurt him...
But yeah I never thought and never will hurt my pet again.
#68 - anon (01/15/2016) [-]
Everyone's made a mistake at one time, it is OK toncheky.
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#73 - toncheky (01/15/2016) [-]
dank u anon
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#49 - oceanfrank (01/14/2016) [-]
Jeez dude. The worst I did was put a sticker on my pet parakeet. I meant to put it in a way where he would still fly but my retard 6 year old mind put it on so that it couldnt open it's wings at all. I took it off but... That motherfucker chirped for his feathers back real hard.
#52 - drekinn (01/14/2016) [-]
You put a sticker on your parakeet, wtf, you fucking monster, i just accidentally killed my hamster, i didn't embarrass the fuck out of him though.
#90 - alpako (01/15/2016) [-]
**alpako used "*roll picture*"**
**alpako rolled image** 4 year olds should never have a hamster, especially if they saw tom and jerry
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#53 - oceanfrank (01/14/2016) [-]
SHUT UP I THOUGH IT WOULDA LOOKED COOL!
#51 - Are you Will Smith from fresh prince? 01/10/2016 on was told to post here 0
#64 - Ooooh **** 12/07/2015 on Like a glove +7
#43 - If animals are being a nuisance to normal life of human beings…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2015 on Imagine it was feminist, oh... +1
#67 - thrym (04/27/2015) [-]
I disagree, I mean when the deer die I slaughter and eat it with my family but hunting is far more than just killing for the food.
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#44 - badsamaritan (04/26/2015) [-]
Ight but cant you do something for fun and be respectful at the same time?
#35 - I'm not a vegan but i'm against hunting for fun, i love to hun…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/26/2015 on Imagine it was feminist, oh... +9
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#85 - anotherponyaccount (04/27/2015) [-]
In Ausland, if you're criminal enough you can get a part of you licence which is titled "Recreational hunting" and I've got it but haven't been hunting once. I wanna do it soon
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#56 - buttseckss (04/27/2015) [-]
Hunting to hunt is fun as fuck.
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#38 - badsamaritan (04/26/2015) [-]
I hunt hogs for fun, those bastards fuck people up
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#43 - alexusapi (04/26/2015) [-]
If animals are being a nuisance to normal life of human beings, hunting them can be a sort of pest control, but if you hunt them just to hunt them, i frankly think that is very stupid... like why?? just feeding your murderous feelings? to me hunting is a tradition, something to be respected. our ancestors did this to survive.
#67 - thrym (04/27/2015) [-]
I disagree, I mean when the deer die I slaughter and eat it with my family but hunting is far more than just killing for the food.
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#44 - badsamaritan (04/26/2015) [-]
Ight but cant you do something for fun and be respectful at the same time?
#11 - Comment deleted 04/26/2015 on Shiiiiirts 0
#9 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2015 on Shiiiiirts 0
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#10 - pennydragon (04/26/2015) [-]
Yeah it's fine for you to have empathy for this woman. I agree with you that her image shouldn't be sold for money, and her privacy shouldn't be unnecessarily infringed upon, but putting it online for this joke or making a meme of it? Eeeeh, that's a different kettle of fish.

I feel like sexy women are just collateral damage. What they're about is making all women (just women) feel beautiful and bullying people into giving special treatment for women to make them feel beautiful and removing things that make them insecure.

Rather than deal with being imperfect, they want feminism and politics to change the world so they don't have to change or grow up.
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#78 - that's my point... 04/23/2015 on Naked and Afraid 0
#60 - only thing that can protect you from a swarm of 50 hawks is th…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/23/2015 on Naked and Afraid 0
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#73 - jewishcommunazi (04/23/2015) [-]
If the 50 hawks attack all at once, how would you expect any of the others would stand a chance?
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#78 - alexusapi (04/23/2015) [-]
that's my point...
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#72 - stifflimb (04/23/2015) [-]
Pick the hunter, get to his car and gain a shitload of distance, the animals is only tring to kill you meaning they will keep going until they die from starvation or lack of water, done and done.
#17 - Graphics cards get more practical as the price increases most … 04/23/2015 on Sexy purses +2