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#70 - Lived 15-20 minutes(bus) from Aalborg Centrum and SU covered m…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2014 on That's so Denmark 0
#89 - shadowgandalf (12/11/2014) [-]
.... Student friendly apartments is 3300 at best, if you live in a 70 km, radius of CPH.
#35 - Ehh...Dane here and I call bs. It should cover your living…  [+] (51 new replies) 12/11/2014 on That's so Denmark +2
#77 - arott (12/11/2014) [-]
Or, you know, you can _get a job.___ I work 20hrs/week in addition to classes and extracurriculars. This is in the US btw
#131 - shadowgandalf (12/11/2014) [-]
Yes, JUST get a job. It's not like there is a massive ammount of people without jobs, constantly in search of one.

While we are at it, he could also JUST buy more money.
#150 - arott (12/11/2014) [-]
Because people are lazy and don't want to do hard work or work that they think is below them. I had 3 jobs in high school - waiter at a catering hall with shit hours (6PM-2AM), I was a tailor at a tux rental place (3-6PM), and I worked on a farm on the weekends. I was pulling in almost like $700/wk because of how much I worked. Don't tell me there is a dearth of jobs when a high school kid with little experience got 3 without any type of connections.
#50 - shadowgandalf (12/11/2014) [-]
Dude, i had to take a SU loan, just to make ends meet.
My apartment, which took me over a year to find, cost me 3842 kr pr month.
Then comes internet, el and washing bills. Then food.
Unless you live in the outskirts of jylland, SU won't cover your expenses at all.

#70 - alexlife (12/11/2014) [-]
Lived 15-20 minutes(bus) from Aalborg Centrum and SU covered my expenses - Same with my friends. Only students I have heard about that had serious problems were in Copenhagen because of the lack of student friendly(Cheap) places to stay. But I know that most of my friends over there still make ends meet just on SU.

Guessing you are in Copenhagen, otherwise I cant see how you can be so screwed economically?
#89 - shadowgandalf (12/11/2014) [-]
.... Student friendly apartments is 3300 at best, if you live in a 70 km, radius of CPH.
User avatar #65 - jdrinfantry (12/11/2014) [-]
Make a budget, don't smoke, think about turning lights on / off and internet is not a necesary bill, I didn't have internet the first 2 years in my apartment I just used University wifi.

It works fine, and maybe you even have an extra 500 kr at the end of the month for savings.
#87 - shadowgandalf (12/11/2014) [-]
1. i don't smoke
2. i don't drink
3. i need internet.
4. you can't live alone without taking a loan, just on SU. Itleast not north of Køge
User avatar #90 - jdrinfantry (12/11/2014) [-]
or get a part time job.
It's not the states responsibility to keep you fed and entertained, that's your own responsibility man, and no I'm sorry to inform you, but in no way is internet part of things you absolutely need.
#91 - shadowgandalf (12/11/2014) [-]
That is not what this threat is about. The point of the thread was that it is not possible to live for SU alone, in the majority of DK.
User avatar #93 - jdrinfantry (12/11/2014) [-]
How is it not possible to live for SU alone? I do it, and I'm not complaining. I even have a fitness membership and netflix too. I don't have a loan.

If you can't live for 5900 a month, you're doing something wrong, adjust to what you have, not what you need.

I pay almost exactly the same rent you do for fuck sake. 3700 and I can easily have 500 kr left a month.
#98 - shadowgandalf (12/11/2014) [-]
And this was without money to get your clothes cleaned, participating in social activities, going out with your girl or even simply replacing things that break.

User avatar #101 - jdrinfantry (12/11/2014) [-]
I live off chicken and rice, mostly. I get it dirt cheap in Lidl when it's on sale. There are cup noodles and what have you to bring down your food budget.

Try and see just how little you need to survive, or move and make it all add up, if it really is as you say it is, it's cheaper in Jylland right? What's keeping you here?
#104 - shadowgandalf (12/11/2014) [-]
You live off chiken and rice. Alright. Now you just lack a vitamin A, B and C, aswell as iron, magnesium and omega 3 and fats. Gl with ever working effeciently.

I honstly don't think you live alone, because you have no fucking idea of what a bugdet entails.
User avatar #107 - jdrinfantry (12/11/2014) [-]
I do live alone, and I don't ONLY eat chicken and rice but it's a cheap meal, as for my lack of vitamins and what have you I'm sure I lack something, but mostly because I'm not good at eating with variation, I stick to one or 2 different meals.
#96 - shadowgandalf (12/11/2014) [-]
1. It is not possible, because shit is expensive in sjælland.
2. 5800 - 3850 = 1950. Then another 150/month for internet, and 300/month for el. thats 450, so we now have 1500. The next 1200 goes to food(that means 13kr/meal).

now we have 300 kr left. Now add a gymn membership(149kr/month) and transportation(330 kr/month) and we now owe 179kr....
User avatar #97 - jdrinfantry (12/11/2014) [-]
Gym, transport and internet are optionals. Now your budget adds up.
#100 - shadowgandalf (12/11/2014) [-]
Are you retarded? How is transport optional?
If i where to walk at 7 km/hour nonstop, then it would take me 5 hours to get to my school.
User avatar #103 - jdrinfantry (12/11/2014) [-]
I'm not the one blowing the budget am I? Don't insinuate that I am retarded. I've starved, been sleep deprived and what have you. You live in a nice little cocoon, on everyone elses expense...
I enjoy being on SU, I have a tiny apartment, my pc, tv and uni.. Life is simple and easy. I actually live just a couple of kilometers from school so I dont have to worry about transportation.
#106 - shadowgandalf (12/11/2014) [-]
1. I havn't blown a bugdet yet. I have taken a loan to make ends meet, as i can't rely on my parents or family.

2. Neither do i need to insinuate that you are retarded. You are going full ham on your own.

3. You've starved? You've been sleep deprived? Well guess what bugger, so have EVERYONE ELSE. Jesus Christ the arrogance...

4. Well good for you.
User avatar #110 - jdrinfantry (12/11/2014) [-]
Good luck with that loan buddy.
I served in the danish army, that's where I tried starvation and did what I had to do to survive. I know what those things feel like, but you're not trying to survive you're trying to make a nice, cozy living out of other peoples money.
#113 - shadowgandalf (12/11/2014) [-]
Good to know brosky. Now tell me, what value did you add to the danish kingdom, while you where fed in head and arse while getting paid?
User avatar #115 - jdrinfantry (12/11/2014) [-]
You sure you want to go there?
#117 - shadowgandalf (12/11/2014) [-]
I don't know, you went head first.
User avatar #118 - jdrinfantry (12/11/2014) [-]
If you're going to shit talk me for serving my country you better be fucking sure that's what you want to do.
#121 - shadowgandalf (12/11/2014) [-]
Depending on what division you went to, you either actually served by border patrolling or actual combat, or you polished our flag family's boat(i know there is more, but they are on the same level as the boat. Not the Special forces ofc).

But that aside, as far as i remember the army will pay for the majority of your expenses. I think food was an exemption, but the pay you recive should easely cover that.
User avatar #122 - jdrinfantry (12/11/2014) [-]
There's only 1 division in Denmark. It depends on what regiment you serve in. As my name indicated that would be Jydsk Dragonregiment.

I was part of a mekinf company in the 'stan in 2012. They did pay me, roughly 10k a month as værnepligtig and 14 - 17k as konstabel.
#130 - shadowgandalf (12/11/2014) [-]
Nice, that is actually awesome.
User avatar #88 - jdrinfantry (12/11/2014) [-]
then move.
#92 - shadowgandalf (12/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, because there is NO PROBLEMS AT ALL connected to moving ~~ 200km away from your hometown and study.
User avatar #94 - jdrinfantry (12/11/2014) [-]
stop complaining please. You're whats wrong with society.

Actually no, there are no problems at all connected to moving. It's actually one of the many benefits of having an apartment. You can move whenever the hell you want or need to.
#102 - shadowgandalf (12/11/2014) [-]
You are what is wrong with society, because apparently you are illiterate.
This is not a complain thread, this is calling you out on bullshit.
User avatar #105 - jdrinfantry (12/11/2014) [-]
I'm not illiterate, and you're not calling anything out you dumbass. I gave you a little advice on life and you start to insinuate I'm a retard and illiterate.

Nice going man.
#108 - shadowgandalf (12/11/2014) [-]
Well there is really only two options. Since you think i am complaning, you are either illiterate, or you can simply not keep to the context.

Advice =! bashing.
User avatar #114 - jdrinfantry (12/11/2014) [-]
If you're not complaining then what are you doing?
Just sharing your problems with the community? that's pretty much complaining in my mind at least.
If you want help with those problems, I'm all ears, but if you just want to share your sob story, I have no pity for you.
#116 - shadowgandalf (12/11/2014) [-]
1. Yep you are deffinatly not able to follow context.
2. This thread was a discussion about whatever you could live on SU alone, which you can't if you live anywhere near CPH. No one is complaing or anything, it is just a fucking debate. That people disagree with your statement, does not mean that they are complaning.

User avatar #119 - jdrinfantry (12/11/2014) [-]
You base everything on your own little failures, it doesn't sound like we're talking about being able to "live" on SU.

Did you know that the UN deemed it possible to live for 1 US dollar a day? See those people roaming the streets? They're actually alive. It is a possibility, you're just too classy to ever consider being homeless.
#125 - shadowgandalf (12/11/2014) [-]
I mean can you imagin your girlfriends family's reaction, or even her own, if you suddenly decided to live on the streets?
#123 - shadowgandalf (12/11/2014) [-]
We are talking living + studying.
I know they are alive. They are on another form of goverment care, which you should know. They are easely getting over 8k/month.

And you are right, i do not wanna become homeless. You know why?
Because no one wanna hire a bum. No one wanna form a family with a bum.
And ofc you will get prone to a multitude of diseases. Mostly lung infections.
User avatar #138 - jdrinfantry (12/11/2014) [-]
Those bums choose not to go on kontanthjælp. They willingly live on the streets and I've done worse to survive than that myself.

If you get sick you can go to the hospital were you get treated for free. The point is, you're talking about living the luxurious life, not surviving. those are 2 very different things.
User avatar #47 - traveltech (12/11/2014) [-]
Meanwhile, I'm sitting here in my college dorm, starving as my tens of thousands of dollars of debt looms over me.
#43 - anonymous (12/11/2014) [-]
I can tell you don't live in Copenhagen.
User avatar #42 - cumbersome (12/11/2014) [-]
I agree with you mostly, but i dont think its up to food so much as rent. I live in copenhagen and pay almost 3000 for my dorm room a month, and that was one of the cheapest dorms on the whole kkik website. Im making it work, but i dont think there are enough sufficiently cheap housing options available to expect everyone to get by on su alone
User avatar #40 - testaburger (12/11/2014) [-]
Depends where you live
User avatar #39 - dreaddune (12/11/2014) [-]
ehh, that surely depends on where you live, and study. Yes, in my city (Holstebro), it is easily enough to live on it, but if living in Copenhagen, or Aarhus, there might be a problem. I haven't lived over there yet, but i expect that it's expensive as fuck..
#67 - munchlord (12/11/2014) [-]
Without the loan it isn't 'there might' it's 'there will'.
User avatar #129 - dreaddune (12/11/2014) [-]
i haven't heard of a single of my former classmates that live over there, that uses loans. At the least not yet..
#141 - munchlord (12/11/2014) [-]
Have they begun educations where they have to buy their own books and stuff? Because if not, that might explain it. Personally, I was going with a full week of studying and homework and assignments and shit summing up to ~45 hours a week, with the harshest term being 57 hours a week's worth of work. Doesn't leave room for a job on the side and without one it's hard to save up for 4+K worth of books a year.
#37 - anonymous (12/11/2014) [-]
You're so fucking right
#51 - shadowgandalf (12/11/2014) [-]
No he fuckin isn't
#36 - slias (12/11/2014) [-]
This post is mocking the predatory education systems of the United States of America, in regards to their high levels of student debt and poor welfare systems.
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#140 - And btw - Aint it kinda ironic all together... "We al… 12/07/2014 on New femfreq video wrecked... 0
#138 - And now I got to number 21....How many times dont you hear &qu…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on New femfreq video wrecked... 0
#140 - alexlife (12/07/2014) [-]
And btw - Aint it kinda ironic all together...
"We all need to help women" which is kinda what this video is saying, is also reinforcing the stereotype that women need help.

If you're a girl and experienced this kind of "harassment" (Come on, all the stuff people say in multiplayer games are just jokes and fun?) just get better at throwing lines back, tell the dudes to suck a dick or something, how hard can it be?
#137 - Sometimes you see something so stupid that you just go " …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2014 on New femfreq video wrecked... +1
#138 - alexlife (12/07/2014) [-]
And now I got to number 21....How many times dont you hear "Suck a dick" or "You must suck some big cocks"....

Seriously...why are they focusing on gender in problems that arent always about gender...
This should be about generalization and stereotypes which this video indirectly enforces.
Hey, I had not been thinking about girls being worse than me in games because of our gender...but now that video popped the idea into my head and indirectly enforced the stereotype....

And yeah, this video is so dumb that I had to call it bullshit and even explain part of why I think its bullshit...
#140 - alexlife (12/07/2014) [-]
And btw - Aint it kinda ironic all together...
"We all need to help women" which is kinda what this video is saying, is also reinforcing the stereotype that women need help.

If you're a girl and experienced this kind of "harassment" (Come on, all the stuff people say in multiplayer games are just jokes and fun?) just get better at throwing lines back, tell the dudes to suck a dick or something, how hard can it be?
#70 - Can you remember which video this is from!?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/03/2014 on b0ss couldn't be more right 0
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User avatar #55 - zaperzero (10/24/2014) [-]
I caught up in a matter of about 2 months. Going from several hundred pages in a day to a few a month is...terrible. Bro, anyone who marathoned up to this point will be right here with you and me. We're together in this, man.
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