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alexanderjones

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:2/06/2013
Last Login:5/25/2015
Location:USA
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#140 - Is okay bro. I got you. 05/18/2015 on (untitled) +2
#43 - And you sir are butthurt. Do I have to explain the comedic val… 05/05/2015 on /a/ meets /k/ +1
#41 - After the coma incident, she was never the same. For the years… 05/05/2015 on /a/ meets /k/ 0
#9 - Watch out! The girls are still coming!!!  [+] (7 new replies) 05/04/2015 on /a/ meets /k/ +3
#52 - newprinny has deleted their comment.
#53 - newprinny (05/05/2015) [-]
Didn't notice the word got fucked up, dood.
#28 - thathorse (05/05/2015) [-]
Why would Asuka need a Glock when she has a giant FUCKING ROBOT!!
User avatar #41 - alexanderjones (05/05/2015) [-]
After the coma incident, she was never the same. For the years that followed, she had to live with her new sickness... glockoma
User avatar #31 - leonhardt (05/05/2015) [-]
You are the reason everyone hates weeaboos
#43 - alexanderjones (05/05/2015) [-]
And you sir are butthurt. Do I have to explain the comedic value and relevance of a picture?

>Post about anime
>Post about girls
>Post about guns

Don't be an asshole. I was being relevant in a proper place. A weeaboo can't properly do that.

I don't know if you had a bad day or something, but don't take it out on others. It's not the kind of thing Mr. Rogers would approve of.
User avatar #32 - thathorse (05/05/2015) [-]
How so?
#8 - What the girls are doing 05/04/2015 on /a/ meets /k/ +3
#233 - I'm sorry. I don't have that one. If I do see it it though, I'… 05/04/2015 on Star Guardian Lux 0
#19 - One more because I love you guys 05/03/2015 on Star Guardian Lux +15
#16 - When mum finds out and you runnin' from an ass whoopin.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Star Guardian Lux +14
User avatar #157 - cannibalcake (05/03/2015) [-]
Do you have the animation for Mami firing her rifles from the same game?
User avatar #233 - alexanderjones (05/04/2015) [-]
I'm sorry. I don't have that one. If I do see it it though, I'll let you know.
#19 - alexanderjones (05/03/2015) [-]
One more because I love you guys
#6 - Oh dear sweet lord. Thank God they don't. Could you imaging th…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/18/2015 on tfw +209
#27 - veneficium (04/19/2015) [-]
Speaking of tiddies moving faster than a bullet, here's the math!
#38 - stallwallwriter (04/19/2015) [-]
but really,
#20 - chrisfisto (04/19/2015) [-]
You better dump that sauce on me.
User avatar #22 - broswagonist (04/19/2015) [-]
That be Nisemonogatari. not hentai.
#23 - chrisfisto (04/19/2015) [-]
Oh i know. It looks way too nice to be hentai. Ive tried getting into monogatari. it seems a bit complicated. Thanks.
#25 - waker (04/19/2015) [-]
You should, it's really good. Waiting for then to release more of the series.
#30 - anonymous (04/19/2015) [-]
Monogatari sucks but man is the fanservice good, the story is way too fucking stupid and childish.
#68 - waker (04/19/2015) [-]
I am not going to even tell you why I think you're wrong cause you reek of bait.
User avatar #32 - xxlilxxdz (04/19/2015) [-]
i feel like this is david
#12 - Is okay pomatoes. They are allowed to have their **** t…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2015 on go ahead talk shit about... +2
#162 - greedtheavaricious (04/19/2015) [-]
Sauce on that pic?
User avatar #198 - greedtheavaricious (04/19/2015) [-]
On that one, too?

Hell, just give me all you got. I'm a lonely fucker.

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#90 - devilspecter (04/07/2015) [-]
Heyo, Gatsu.
#84 - devilspecter (02/28/2015) [-]
Hey, mister.
#85 to #84 - alexanderjones (02/28/2015) [-]
Hey hey. What's up?
#86 to #85 - devilspecter (03/03/2015) [-]
You not talking to me on Steam, that's what's up.
User avatar #87 to #86 - alexanderjones (03/04/2015) [-]
I haven't been on much. My brother logged himself on and I just didn't log back in yet.
User avatar #88 to #87 - devilspecter (03/04/2015) [-]
Oh, I see.

Anyways, how was your birthday?
User avatar #62 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
Alexanderburns
User avatar #63 to #62 - alexanderjones (01/30/2015) [-]
y u do dis
User avatar #64 to #63 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
Summoning some Canadian man
User avatar #65 to #64 - alexanderjones (01/30/2015) [-]
Not the Canadians... They'll stink up the place with maple syrup and free health care!
User avatar #66 to #65 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
Nah just kidding. It's a vision of the future you chose.
you burn in he'll
not really. I just summoned a user.
User avatar #61 to #60 - alexanderjones (01/24/2015) [-]
This is relevant to my fetishes.
#67 to #61 - devilspecter (02/01/2015) [-]
It is relevant to mine as well.

Are you a huge pervert?
#68 to #67 - alexanderjones (02/01/2015) [-]
As compared to a normal pervert?   
   
You bet your sweet ass I'm a huge pervert. Don't forget it either!   
My drill will be the one to pierce the heavens!
As compared to a normal pervert?

You bet your sweet ass I'm a huge pervert. Don't forget it either!
My drill will be the one to pierce the heavens!
#69 to #68 - devilspecter (02/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, let's just say so.
What's your favorite fetishes, then?

I'm not the smallest pervert either...
pierece the hymens*

And sauce on your gif?
(Although I very rarely fap to hentai vids anymore).
#70 to #69 - alexanderjones (02/06/2015) [-]
Sakurasou no Pet na Kanojo is the sause.
It's not a hentai, but it's an alright anime.

I have so many fetishes though. All are more normal than that of the furries, but I think they are kinda unique and strangely specific. Oddly enough, seeing the naked body isn't erotic for me. A scene has to connect to me in some way. It can do that through a few different mediums. A few of them happen to be clothes, faces, expression in general, nails, sometimes acting if it's done well, and even certain movements.

To me, the gif I posted above is more erotic than a gif of two naked people doing the same act.
#71 to #70 - devilspecter (02/07/2015) [-]
Ah goddammit, I was hoping for hentai.

Try me, it can't be more messed up than the stuff I like at least.
Hmm, I usually don't trigger at stuff like that, but i agree that clothes on = better. That is ofc if the clothes are erotic.

I agree, it would be less arousing without the clothes in that.
#72 to #71 - alexanderjones (02/09/2015) [-]
Hmmm... What to say. I'm not to sure. If I see something good, I just get a pic of it. I don't have specific things that really arouse me. It's normally misc things.

It's like I choose what I'm aroused to. If I'm not aroused initially, I can force myself into a mindset that allows me to enjoy it. I just kind of keep my likes parallel to what society tends to like with a few exceptions. Traps being one of them.
#73 to #72 - devilspecter (02/09/2015) [-]
Come on, Anes, you must have something specific that really arouses you.

I'm a bit way that myself. I just like to think that I can fap to almost anything. Being a bit universal with these type of things can be good at times.
Does that mean Anes lieks traps~?
#74 to #73 - alexanderjones (02/09/2015) [-]
Traps are nice and I would say that I generally like them. Traps don't have boobs. To overcome this, they act girly and wear girly clothes. Not only that, but they are slightly taboo which adds to the arousal. I feel that a trap is more feminine than a woman most times.

In short, I do like traps.

I'm at a loss for specific things that arouse me though. The most arousing thing I can think of is the connection between the people doing a sexual act. Knowing that the characters or people care for one another yet they still do deprived things to one another. Or have others do it to them while another watches

Apart from that, one of my first fetishes since I was a kid was being eaten. I don't really know why though. Needless to say, I have played through all the monster girl quests. While not always so, the game kept my interest pretty consistently.

So I guess that covers femdom, rape, and slight vore at least.
#75 to #74 - devilspecter (02/10/2015) [-]
Oh my, so you do indeed like traps.
I'm just wondering, did you first go from futa, then to traps?
I ******* love traps, wanna share some material?

Hmm... So you like incest and exhibitionism... I think I have something that may give you a few new fetishes.

Vore has never really been a thing for me. I think I have some vore stuff though, so I could send you that, but that would have to happen when I get home.

Ah, femdom. I only like it if they have dicks and are dominating a trap.

Tell you what, could you add me on Steam? I'm barely on FJ.
I have the same username there as here.
#76 to #75 - alexanderjones (02/10/2015) [-]
Only really light vore. Nothing above swallowing whole.

I don't keep porn images on my cpu actually. So I won't be able to really share.
I'd love to see what you have though. I may be able to make a few recommendations even if I don't have pics.

You'll have to let me know what website the Stream is on. Twitch or something else?

#77 to #76 - devilspecter (02/11/2015) [-]
Hmm... well, consuming someone isn't hot to me, so I only have stuff where the character comes out again in some way.

>Porn images on my CPU
>Asking for a stream

Up until now, I didn't think you were a troll, now I'm in doubt.

Anyways, in case you're sincere. How do you keep track of your favorite images, doujins etc. then?
And it sounds nice.
I'm talking about STEAM not some STREAM. steamcommunity.com/

Lolwat, how... Did you think I was gonna stream myself fapping to traps or something?
#78 to #77 - alexanderjones (02/12/2015) [-]
Lol. No. I thought you played games on a live stream. Dragon Age Inquisition and whatnot : P People can comment while you are streaming. Also twitch doesn't allow porn on their site like that. You would get banned.

I do know what steam is. I read your post wrong.

I don't have a steam account, but I could make one. I don't really care for computer games. I know they are superior and whatnot, but I work on my computer. If I had steam games... That work won't get done.

I also don't keep track of my favorite doujins typically. I just read them as I come by them and bookmark sites on my browser if they are terrific.

I do however have an application that names any screen shot I take based off of the webpage and title of the manga/doujin. I take a screenshot of a cum face and it's stored in my reaction folder plus I have it for future reference if I so desire. I keep no porn on my computer this way and my memory on my cpu isn't bogged down.

This also gives me a picture for future fapping reference.
#79 to #78 - devilspecter (02/12/2015) [-]
You could use it purely for just chatting, you know?
If not, I have skype, but it's 2soon for that at the moment. I'd like to get started on steam First at least.

So yeah, please make an account and add me.

Ah, what kinda work do you do?

Hmm, I see. I store what I like locally and favorite doujins/etc on Exhentai as well.

I do the same, except for the future fapping part, because I usually favorite stuff I deem "good":

>Still talking about your CPU
You're a funny guy.
User avatar #81 to #79 - alexanderjones (02/12/2015) [-]
Oh and I work for my university. I'm currently building a robot that responds to human interaction... along with about 50 other projects at the moment.
User avatar #83 to #81 - devilspecter (02/13/2015) [-]
50 projects involving what, exactly?

And wait, how old are you?
#80 to #79 - alexanderjones (02/12/2015) [-]
I went and made an account and it was far worse than I imagined. I already have three games.

Anyway, I don't have the permissions to add friends yet on the account. You'll have to add me. My user name is gatsunicune.
#82 to #80 - devilspecter (02/13/2015) [-]
lol, you make it sound like you made it and just randomly got tons of games.

I added you yesterday, but you need to accept it, you perv.
#59 - friedgreenpomatoes (01/10/2015) [-]
You're good, kid, but as long as I'm around, you're only second best.
#57 - alexjonez (07/29/2014) [-]
Nice name :^)
#58 to #57 - alexanderjones (07/29/2014) [-]
You have quite the sophisticated name as well! Here is a favorite gif of mine. Keep it safe.
You have quite the sophisticated name as well! Here is a favorite gif of mine. Keep it safe.
#54 - hellscythe (02/14/2014) [-]
happy valentines day darling, i am always watching
#55 to #54 - alexanderjones (02/14/2014) [-]
You are the first person to tell me that and you just made my day!
Thank you, and may Cthulhu bless your soul for being such a kind person.
#56 to #55 - hellscythe (02/14/2014) [-]
thank you darling
#9 - alexanderdouble (05/02/2013) [-]
We have unusually similar names...
#12 to #9 - alexanderjones (05/02/2013) [-]
We do!
That means we have class.
I mean Alexander just screams monocles and top hats!
User avatar #13 to #12 - alexanderdouble (05/02/2013) [-]
Indeed my friend.
Sorry for my lack of .jpgs .... Deleted my whole folder a while back ._.

#16 to #13 - alexanderjones (05/02/2013) [-]
We should be friends. Then find other people whose names also have Alexander in them and friend them. That way people will start to think the Alexanders grouping together in some kind of high class super secret orgy thing!
User avatar #1 - therealsuperderpy (03/22/2013) [-]
i want you inside me.
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