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alexanderh

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Date Signed Up:11/14/2012
Last Login:5/27/2015
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#126 - Probably a cultural thing, then. I live in Denmark. The de… 8 hours ago on Admins Summer Cottage 0
#123 - Where do you live? Might be a cultural thing.  [+] (2 new replies) 8 hours ago on Admins Summer Cottage 0
User avatar #125 - GIJorge (8 hours ago) [-]
Portugal.

I think it might be from movies, or something. Everyone wants to be a super duper police officer, that saves the world from terrorist aliens that spew acid and listen to "Anaconda" on repeat, and then they realize thy have to protect common citizens, and it goes downhill from there. I've talked with a couple old cops, and they themselves say new ones are pretty shitty.
Also, the status thing in Portugal is alive and well, so that might also be a factor
#126 - alexanderh (8 hours ago) [-]
Probably a cultural thing, then.
I live in Denmark. The default for most officers is polite towards anyone, and returning any nice gestures. But you don't want to piss them off, though. They'll wreck your shit if they have to...
#119 - Prostitution is legal in Denmark, as long as it's above-board,… 8 hours ago on Admins Summer Cottage 0
#115 - That is nowhere near any experience I've ever had with a polic…  [+] (4 new replies) 8 hours ago on Admins Summer Cottage 0
User avatar #121 - GIJorge (8 hours ago) [-]
Maybe I look like an asshole or something. Just an example: a couple months ago, some idiot on the phone rear ended my car. A police car was nearby, and two officers came out. And to my surprise, they were very freaking polite to the idiot that was on the phone, and when I said "Good morning, officers" all I got was an half-assed smile and nod from one and a "morning" from the other. Meanwhile, they treated the other guy like a freaking princess.

I'm sure the fact that he was a suit wearing, new BMW driving guy and I'm just a plain T-shirt and crappy car guy had nothing to do with it
#123 - alexanderh (8 hours ago) [-]
Where do you live? Might be a cultural thing.
User avatar #125 - GIJorge (8 hours ago) [-]
Portugal.

I think it might be from movies, or something. Everyone wants to be a super duper police officer, that saves the world from terrorist aliens that spew acid and listen to "Anaconda" on repeat, and then they realize thy have to protect common citizens, and it goes downhill from there. I've talked with a couple old cops, and they themselves say new ones are pretty shitty.
Also, the status thing in Portugal is alive and well, so that might also be a factor
#126 - alexanderh (8 hours ago) [-]
Probably a cultural thing, then.
I live in Denmark. The default for most officers is polite towards anyone, and returning any nice gestures. But you don't want to piss them off, though. They'll wreck your shit if they have to...
#113 - Well, if they didn't actually see them do it, there's no proof… 8 hours ago on Admins Summer Cottage 0
#55 - I know literally two people that are gay, in total. 05/23/2015 on Ha Straight +1
#64 - Add me to that list, please 05/20/2015 on The reign of kind Fedora... 0
#39 - It's been less than a month since it started out in cinemas in… 05/11/2015 on iron burn +7
#190 - It was only the idiots, though... And the post-scrip…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2015 on True Terror 0
User avatar #194 - upfordownsyndrome (05/11/2015) [-]
Eh. Setting a consistent mood throughout isn't a bad thing, but I can see what you mean.
#181 - As a movie, it's okay. But what I don't like is how i…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2015 on True Terror +1
User avatar #188 - upfordownsyndrome (05/11/2015) [-]
I think that's brilliant. Make a movie so real, people think it's real (even though it was pretty obvious to me). The suspension of believe gets blown out the window, and we're forced with an alternative thought process of perceiving life and our place in the universe. I doubt they really delved that deeply into it, but who knows?
#190 - alexanderh (05/11/2015) [-]
It was only the idiots, though...

And the post-script text didn't help. All that did for someone like me was go "oh, now they're trying to make one last stab at setting a mood, after the movie is done", and someone who has no idea what's going on might be genuinely afraid.
User avatar #194 - upfordownsyndrome (05/11/2015) [-]
Eh. Setting a consistent mood throughout isn't a bad thing, but I can see what you mean.

Comments(31):

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User avatar #31 - ssjkirby (12/13/2014) [-]
No hard feelings man. I love you.
#30 - alexandrz (08/18/2014) [-]
Brother?
Brother?
User avatar #28 - perpenger (09/28/2013) [-]
Ignoring me, are we?
#29 to #28 - alexanderh (09/28/2013) [-]
No, I wasn't online.
User avatar #27 - perpenger (09/28/2013) [-]
Havin' a good time?
User avatar #26 - perpenger (09/28/2013) [-]
sup
User avatar #16 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
BEST FUNNYJUNKER RIGHT HERE FOLKS
User avatar #7 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
#8 to #7 - alexanderh (09/27/2013) [-]
That was... a bit weird...
User avatar #9 to #8 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
Aw jeesh, aw gosh, I'm coming on too hard, aren't I? Oh **** no, you're gonna think I'm a total stalker! hey thar sexe
#10 to #9 - alexanderh (09/27/2013) [-]
Well, that's a fairly accurate description of what you're coming across as.
User avatar #12 to #10 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
Even the one you just posted about pi before you deleted it, hehe.
#13 to #12 - alexanderh (09/27/2013) [-]
I discovered that I had less decimals than he did. Now I'm posting more than him, in the form of a picture.
Also, thanks, I guess.

But really, i don't see why you go through all that trouble of stalking my posts and thumbing them up/down.
I don't really care about thumbs.
User avatar #14 to #13 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
I'm doing it because I love you.
#15 to #14 - alexanderh (09/27/2013) [-]
okay, well, good for you. I guess.
User avatar #17 to #15 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
No. Good for you.
#18 to #17 - alexanderh (09/27/2013) [-]
Sure, good for me, then.
#19 to #18 - alexanderh (09/27/2013) [-]
Also, this is starting to get a little weird...
User avatar #20 to #19 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
Ey man. Don't you have room in your heart for someone else? Doncha feel da love seeping through these comments?
#21 to #20 - alexanderh (09/27/2013) [-]
My love is reserved for someone else, sorry.
User avatar #22 to #21 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
Is it the cretin robotvoice?
User avatar #24 to #22 - robotvoice (09/27/2013) [-]
hi there.
#23 to #22 - alexanderh (09/27/2013) [-]
The what? Whatever it is, I highly doubt it. My love is reserved for someone real, and living in the same town as me.
User avatar #25 to #23 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
I live in the same town as you... The town of requited love through funkyjun. Ya feel me?
User avatar #11 to #10 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
But I thumbed up all your comments. Don't you love me yet? Thumbs are the most important thing in the world.
User avatar #6 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
pls
User avatar #5 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
pls respond
User avatar #4 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
i love you so much
User avatar #3 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
Hey dude. You're really awesome. I hope you have a great day!
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User avatar #1 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi
 
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