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Date Signed Up:11/14/2012
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#52 - What country do you live in? In Denmark, block is standard and…  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on What the most bullshit... 0
User avatar #71 - gilliam (9 hours ago) [-]
Belgium, cursive was our standard starting first grade.
#56 - Wearing a fedora at all times isn't that bad, and it's easy to… 12/23/2014 on Euphoric 0
#55 - I am already above average in intelligence, and feel like a lo… 12/23/2014 on Euphoric 0
#61 - You are incredibly wrong, there. Space does have gravity. T… 12/23/2014 on sick filth portal dunking 0
#60 - Well, the portal would be stationary in regards to the nearest… 12/23/2014 on sick filth portal dunking +1
#50 - But he can't move with them there. So, no. 12/23/2014 on How strong is Steve? 0
#24 - They were rather large and easy to hit with a shotgun, if you … 12/23/2014 on Far Cry 4 +6
#12 - I've only worked retail for 4 weeks (internship paid by the go… 12/22/2014 on Retail Work 0
#770 - Commenting to maybe get more money for games 12/21/2014 on Happy Helliday's Give-Away +2
#8 - More like biology than physics, to be honest.  [+] (23 new replies) 12/19/2014 on Equal +314
User avatar #187 - acucore (12/20/2014) [-]
A little more like chemistry actually. If you know what i mean.
#206 - anonymous (12/20/2014) [-]
more like titology.
User avatar #180 - russiaexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
It's more geography, can you see those rock formations? They're perfect!
#152 - wagastragas (12/20/2014) [-]
bitch nigga, boobs have a gravitational force that atracts pupils towards them. and its proportional to how straight you are, or the inverse of how gay you are.

its the second law of nigga mc big dick.
User avatar #150 - xikato (12/20/2014) [-]
psychology too
#143 - melolicious (12/20/2014) [-]
Depends on the age
User avatar #129 - ciacheczko (12/20/2014) [-]
Nah, it's physics. 100% heterosexual woman I just can't deny - when there are boobs, eyes always look at them eventually. i'ver already discussed thatr matter with other girls, and we all came to an agreement - it's definitely some gravitational pull directly affecting eyes, regardless of whether they are willing or not.
User avatar #75 - mapleknight (12/20/2014) [-]
nah
its physics
trust me im a phd in internet
User avatar #72 - kurusudarling (12/20/2014) [-]
biology is really just chemistry and chemistry is really just physics
User avatar #67 - timepimp (12/20/2014) [-]
i fucking love geometry
User avatar #56 - HardyUndertook (12/20/2014) [-]
what if i physically look at that?
User avatar #23 - tastycrisps (12/20/2014) [-]
More like psychology than biology, to be honest.

yes i know psychology is part of biology but you know what I mean
#101 - anonymous (12/20/2014) [-]
Psychology is part of Biology, Biology is part of Chemistry, and Chemistry is part of Physics.
#155 - buffalogriller (12/20/2014) [-]
"part of" why are they seperate fields then?
User avatar #52 - theghostrider (12/20/2014) [-]
NO, I DON'T.

THEREFORE, YOU'RE WRONG.
User avatar #53 - tastycrisps (12/20/2014) [-]
Physical attraction, especially to traits that are emphasized by a culture, falls more into psychology than to biology as a whole.
User avatar #54 - theghostrider (12/20/2014) [-]
I know that. I was just making an unfunny joke.
User avatar #11 - gabsmatags (12/20/2014) [-]
Pretty sure dem boobies got a gravitational pull, isn't that why guys orbit them as such?
User avatar #20 - linkeron (12/20/2014) [-]
Nah, most tits give off a magnetic field that has the exact polarity of a mans retina. It's only huge tits that have the gravitational pull that overcomes the magnetic push, thus you see the mans eyes get pulled out some.
#162 - funpunk (12/20/2014) [-]
drunkenfist, it's time we made you immortal.
User avatar #211 - drunkenfist (12/22/2014) [-]
I still love you.
#151 - anonymous (12/20/2014) [-]
That should still fall under physics instead of biology though, right?
User avatar #26 - gabsmatags (12/20/2014) [-]
thank science for titties

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User avatar #31 - ssjkirby ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
No hard feelings man. I love you.
#30 - alexandrz (08/18/2014) [-]
Brother?
Brother?
User avatar #28 - perpenger (09/28/2013) [-]
Ignoring me, are we?
#29 to #28 - alexanderh ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
No, I wasn't online.
User avatar #27 - perpenger (09/28/2013) [-]
Havin' a good time?
User avatar #26 - perpenger (09/28/2013) [-]
sup
User avatar #16 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
BEST FUNNYJUNKER RIGHT HERE FOLKS
User avatar #7 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
#8 to #7 - alexanderh ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
That was... a bit weird...
User avatar #9 to #8 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
Aw jeesh, aw gosh, I'm coming on too hard, aren't I? Oh **** no, you're gonna think I'm a total stalker! hey thar sexe
#10 to #9 - alexanderh ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
Well, that's a fairly accurate description of what you're coming across as.
User avatar #12 to #10 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
Even the one you just posted about pi before you deleted it, hehe.
#13 to #12 - alexanderh ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
I discovered that I had less decimals than he did. Now I'm posting more than him, in the form of a picture.
Also, thanks, I guess.

But really, i don't see why you go through all that trouble of stalking my posts and thumbing them up/down.
I don't really care about thumbs.
User avatar #14 to #13 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
I'm doing it because I love you.
#15 to #14 - alexanderh ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
okay, well, good for you. I guess.
User avatar #17 to #15 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
No. Good for you.
#18 to #17 - alexanderh ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
Sure, good for me, then.
#19 to #18 - alexanderh ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
Also, this is starting to get a little weird...
User avatar #20 to #19 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
Ey man. Don't you have room in your heart for someone else? Doncha feel da love seeping through these comments?
#21 to #20 - alexanderh ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
My love is reserved for someone else, sorry.
User avatar #22 to #21 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
Is it the cretin robotvoice?
User avatar #24 to #22 - robotvoice (09/27/2013) [-]
hi there.
#23 to #22 - alexanderh ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
The what? Whatever it is, I highly doubt it. My love is reserved for someone real, and living in the same town as me.
User avatar #25 to #23 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
I live in the same town as you... The town of requited love through funkyjun. Ya feel me?
User avatar #11 to #10 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
But I thumbed up all your comments. Don't you love me yet? Thumbs are the most important thing in the world.
User avatar #6 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
pls
User avatar #5 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
pls respond
User avatar #4 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
i love you so much
User avatar #3 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
Hey dude. You're really awesome. I hope you have a great day!
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User avatar #1 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi
 
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