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alexanderh

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Date Signed Up:11/14/2012
Last Login:3/31/2015
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#150 - Pretty much. Light armour is better in the long run, but h… 03/30/2015 on Logic 0
#148 - Actually, in vanilla skyrim, light armour is objectively bette…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2015 on Logic 0
User avatar #149 - killerjhtwo (03/30/2015) [-]
So we're in agreement?
#150 - alexanderh (03/30/2015) [-]
Pretty much.
Light armour is better in the long run, but heavy armour gives you an easier start. At least unmodded.
#146 - Fair enough. But yeah, the game does get very easy post 60 unl…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/30/2015 on Logic 0
User avatar #147 - killerjhtwo (03/30/2015) [-]
No wonder wearing heavy armour! Although I do suppose it's my fault for preferring light as I usually play archers and the added sneak and running away factor is brilliant on legendary. However it doesn mean I get trainwrecked by lvl 1 mudcrabs. Which is not what legendary should be about, it should be more hardcore. Shit dies easier but then again you also die like a bitch. Instead of it being "Enjoy wasting all your arrows on this mudcrab!"
#148 - alexanderh (03/30/2015) [-]
Actually, in vanilla skyrim, light armour is objectively better than heavy armour. High level light armour skill and the Ancient Shrouded Armour can hit the hard cap on Armour Points, which makes it straight up better for protecting you than heavy armour. But heavy armour is much easier starting out.
User avatar #149 - killerjhtwo (03/30/2015) [-]
So we're in agreement?
#150 - alexanderh (03/30/2015) [-]
Pretty much.
Light armour is better in the long run, but heavy armour gives you an easier start. At least unmodded.
#140 - Honestly, I would prefer if you would just stop. 03/30/2015 on programmers 0
#139 - It's the software that a couple danish shipping companies use … 03/30/2015 on programmers 0
#138 - Thanks, only heard it spoken, never seen it written 03/29/2015 on programmers 0
#27 - Interesting... Last time I defeated Alduin, it was a legen…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/29/2015 on Logic 0
User avatar #42 - killerjhtwo (03/29/2015) [-]
I was talking more about early. Anyway Alduin isn't shit compared to other dragons such as elders, plus you have help fighting alduin and you're supposed to beat him anyway.
Still, legendary does become way easier post 60. Before things just take too little damage and you don't have all the perks to make up for it.
#146 - alexanderh (03/30/2015) [-]
Fair enough. But yeah, the game does get very easy post 60 unless you mod it. On my first character (level 83), I started using the Nordic Carved Armour because I preferred the look of it, and nothing could touch me as long as I was using heavy armour. And sneak at level 100 allowed me to sneak through an entire draugr crypt in full dragonbone armour without getting spotted once.
But somehow, it's still an enjoyable experience.
User avatar #147 - killerjhtwo (03/30/2015) [-]
No wonder wearing heavy armour! Although I do suppose it's my fault for preferring light as I usually play archers and the added sneak and running away factor is brilliant on legendary. However it doesn mean I get trainwrecked by lvl 1 mudcrabs. Which is not what legendary should be about, it should be more hardcore. Shit dies easier but then again you also die like a bitch. Instead of it being "Enjoy wasting all your arrows on this mudcrab!"
#148 - alexanderh (03/30/2015) [-]
Actually, in vanilla skyrim, light armour is objectively better than heavy armour. High level light armour skill and the Ancient Shrouded Armour can hit the hard cap on Armour Points, which makes it straight up better for protecting you than heavy armour. But heavy armour is much easier starting out.
User avatar #149 - killerjhtwo (03/30/2015) [-]
So we're in agreement?
#150 - alexanderh (03/30/2015) [-]
Pretty much.
Light armour is better in the long run, but heavy armour gives you an easier start. At least unmodded.
User avatar #103 - compared (03/29/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you have an excellent day!

I'm going to start changing what I say, do you have any ideas of how you believe I could improve?
#55 - That's certainly a start 03/29/2015 on Sometimes they don't get... +4
#63 - Learning basic programming can be very nice, especially with h… 03/29/2015 on programmers +1
#60 - My father has been working on the same piece of software for t…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/29/2015 on programmers +1
User avatar #130 - compared (03/29/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you have an excellent day!

I'm going to start changing what I say, do you have any ideas of how you believe I could improve?
#140 - alexanderh (03/30/2015) [-]
Honestly, I would prefer if you would just stop.
User avatar #103 - brcstar (03/29/2015) [-]
What kind of software was it? And why did it take 12+ years to make?
#139 - alexanderh (03/30/2015) [-]
It's the software that a couple danish shipping companies use for administrating their trucks. It's basically an all-in-one solution for these shipping companies, with route planning, invoicing, advanced user administration, container rental, everything they need. It can also track development time, and we use it internally for paychecks for employees.

And it took 12 years because it is incredibly feature-rich, and because of maintenance. It didn't take 12 years to make, more like 1-2 years, but it's been getting compatibility updates, security updates, new features, etc. And, like all software beyond a certain size and a certain target audience, it is buggy. He also sets up the software for the shipping companies, which include clients and a server.

The software is absolutely crucial to these companies. If the software goes down, the shipping companies might very well go bankrupt if it's not fixed quickly. It can cost millions and can take months to switch to a new piece of software, since all the data needs to be migrated and the employees need to be trained in the new software.
#99 - anonymous (03/29/2015) [-]
COBOL
#138 - alexanderh (03/29/2015) [-]
Thanks, only heard it spoken, never seen it written

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User avatar #31 - ssjkirby (12/13/2014) [-]
No hard feelings man. I love you.
#30 - alexandrz (08/18/2014) [-]
Brother?
Brother?
User avatar #28 - perpenger (09/28/2013) [-]
Ignoring me, are we?
#29 to #28 - alexanderh (09/28/2013) [-]
No, I wasn't online.
User avatar #27 - perpenger (09/28/2013) [-]
Havin' a good time?
User avatar #26 - perpenger (09/28/2013) [-]
sup
User avatar #16 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
BEST FUNNYJUNKER RIGHT HERE FOLKS
User avatar #7 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
#8 to #7 - alexanderh (09/27/2013) [-]
That was... a bit weird...
User avatar #9 to #8 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
Aw jeesh, aw gosh, I'm coming on too hard, aren't I? Oh **** no, you're gonna think I'm a total stalker! hey thar sexe
#10 to #9 - alexanderh (09/27/2013) [-]
Well, that's a fairly accurate description of what you're coming across as.
User avatar #12 to #10 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
Even the one you just posted about pi before you deleted it, hehe.
#13 to #12 - alexanderh (09/27/2013) [-]
I discovered that I had less decimals than he did. Now I'm posting more than him, in the form of a picture.
Also, thanks, I guess.

But really, i don't see why you go through all that trouble of stalking my posts and thumbing them up/down.
I don't really care about thumbs.
User avatar #14 to #13 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
I'm doing it because I love you.
#15 to #14 - alexanderh (09/27/2013) [-]
okay, well, good for you. I guess.
User avatar #17 to #15 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
No. Good for you.
#18 to #17 - alexanderh (09/27/2013) [-]
Sure, good for me, then.
#19 to #18 - alexanderh (09/27/2013) [-]
Also, this is starting to get a little weird...
User avatar #20 to #19 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
Ey man. Don't you have room in your heart for someone else? Doncha feel da love seeping through these comments?
#21 to #20 - alexanderh (09/27/2013) [-]
My love is reserved for someone else, sorry.
User avatar #22 to #21 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
Is it the cretin robotvoice?
User avatar #24 to #22 - robotvoice (09/27/2013) [-]
hi there.
#23 to #22 - alexanderh (09/27/2013) [-]
The what? Whatever it is, I highly doubt it. My love is reserved for someone real, and living in the same town as me.
User avatar #25 to #23 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
I live in the same town as you... The town of requited love through funkyjun. Ya feel me?
User avatar #11 to #10 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
But I thumbed up all your comments. Don't you love me yet? Thumbs are the most important thing in the world.
User avatar #6 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
pls
User avatar #5 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
pls respond
User avatar #4 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
i love you so much
User avatar #3 - perpenger (09/27/2013) [-]
Hey dude. You're really awesome. I hope you have a great day!
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User avatar #1 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi
 
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