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alexanderburns

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: batmandershepard
Video Games Played: Do I look like a loser?
X-box Gamertag: Ice balls360
Date Signed Up:6/01/2012
Last Login:3/27/2015
Location:Canada
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I'm basically the funniest person to ever be on this website.

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#1196050 - pls let MK9 bestgirl Skarlet be in 1 hour ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#378526 - but you are a big scary cunt demon  [+] (2 new replies) 1 hour ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #378527 - TheseChocodiles (1 hour ago) [-]
in bed
User avatar #378528 - hardstylehobo (1 hour ago) [-]
don't break my cunt, my cheeki breeki cunt
#1196040 - >hirollin goes on youtube >searches "final fant… 1 hour ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1196021 - I did, but all that plot had next to ******* to do with…  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1196023 - hirollin (1 hour ago) [-]
You sir

are correct
#1196017 - nope  [+] (3 new replies) 1 hour ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1196020 - hirollin (1 hour ago) [-]
did you read the summary of 13 that 13-2 gives you before you start the game?
User avatar #1196021 - alexanderburns (1 hour ago) [-]
I did, but all that plot had next to fuckall to do with 13-2 since it's just "Lightning disappeared. Go fuck around in the past and future until you find her"
User avatar #1196023 - hirollin (1 hour ago) [-]
You sir

are correct
#2914 - no  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on alexanderburns's profile 0
#2915 - cycloneclone (1 hour ago) [-]
#1195987 - kay 3 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#145 - Could be gaining weight by never exhaling. It's important to … 4 hours ago on (untitled) 0
#1195967 - but you are my waifu  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1195968 - squalllionhart (4 hours ago) [-]
exactly
#1195963 - I went through all of 13-2 without knowing a **** . …  [+] (8 new replies) 4 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1196015 - hirollin (1 hour ago) [-]
did you play 13 prior?
User avatar #1196017 - alexanderburns (1 hour ago) [-]
nope
User avatar #1196020 - hirollin (1 hour ago) [-]
did you read the summary of 13 that 13-2 gives you before you start the game?
User avatar #1196021 - alexanderburns (1 hour ago) [-]
I did, but all that plot had next to fuckall to do with 13-2 since it's just "Lightning disappeared. Go fuck around in the past and future until you find her"
User avatar #1196023 - hirollin (1 hour ago) [-]
You sir

are correct
User avatar #1195966 - squalllionhart (4 hours ago) [-]
just like your waifu
User avatar #1195967 - alexanderburns (4 hours ago) [-]
but you are my waifu
User avatar #1195968 - squalllionhart (4 hours ago) [-]
exactly

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User avatar #2526 - alexanderburns (12/11/2014) [+] (6 replies)
stickied by alexanderburns
Do not buy mint chocolate chip ice cream again
User avatar #2913 - cycloneclone (1 hour ago) [-]
do you even have a life
i swear to god everytime i come on here you're online and i come here a lot
User avatar #2910 - desacabose ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
Looks like someone accidentally went to /guns/
User avatar #2911 to #2910 - alexanderburns (03/23/2015) [-]
I do that like 12 times a week
User avatar #2903 - teoyuppie (03/19/2015) [-]
you suck, lol
User avatar #2904 to #2903 - alexanderburns (03/19/2015) [-]
charizard's japanese name is lizardon
User avatar #2905 to #2904 - teoyuppie (03/19/2015) [-]
kiss my penis, please?
User avatar #2902 - squalllionhart (03/17/2015) [-]
you suck, lol
User avatar #2898 - chitogekirisaki (03/16/2015) [-]
about to go into great bay temple
all masks except 2
11 hearts

am i good yet
User avatar #2900 to #2899 - chitogekirisaki (03/16/2015) [-]
but y
how many more do i need
im about to get two more pieces
User avatar #2908 to #2900 - alexanderburns (03/23/2015) [-]
tfw got all miamais and sevensages in ALBTW but missing one whole heart container
User avatar #2909 to #2908 - chitogekirisaki (03/23/2015) [-]
how
my first play through i got them all
i just marked them all on the map if i couldn't get them at the moment
User avatar #2901 to #2900 - alexanderburns (03/16/2015) [-]
all of them
#2888 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
I never knew she had a vest until now.

I don't mean to stalk you, but I recently got into Shantae
#2889 to #2888 - alexanderburns (03/14/2015) [-]
I did not see the vest either. 100% because of the boobs
User avatar #2890 to #2889 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
Want another Shantae reaction pic?

And would you prefer it with or without breast nudity?
User avatar #2892 to #2891 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
Awh...

Also, do you have a dropbox full of these?
User avatar #2894 to #2893 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
Where did you get all of these 'caps at?

I want one of my own
#2895 to #2894 - alexanderburns (03/14/2015) [-]
screenshotted from my wii u
cropped in paint
some also horizontal flipped because I like them better facing the text
User avatar #2896 to #2895 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
Possibly the last question of my attempt to gain these: Is there a way that you can give me everything you have in your Shantae folder? If FJ is your only way, I will welcome your spam onto my account
#2897 to #2896 - alexanderburns (03/14/2015) [-]
too lazy
ask adunsaveme he has at least half of my shantae pics
User avatar #2881 - noobnage (03/09/2015) [-]
where da dank memes at
User avatar #2882 to #2881 - alexanderburns (03/09/2015) [-]
shut up
User avatar #2883 to #2882 - noobnage (03/09/2015) [-]
woah who put a dick up your ass
User avatar #2884 to #2883 - alexanderburns (03/09/2015) [-]
adunsaveme
User avatar #2885 to #2884 - noobnage (03/09/2015) [-]
#rude
User avatar #2838 - desacabose ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
master sword shoots beams
User avatar #2853 to #2852 - yeorgh (03/05/2015) [-]
It's a pain to do though, I did it once but after 20 more tried of nothing i gave up.
User avatar #2855 to #2853 - desacabose ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
RNG
RNG please
User avatar #2856 to #2855 - yeorgh (03/05/2015) [-]
I don't know if max rupees is really all that useful tho, maybe for those ****** characters like Zant or Agitha but you still gotta level Link(or anyone else but probably easier with link) in order to get the other that high.
User avatar #2857 to #2856 - desacabose ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
>Zant
> ****

m8
User avatar #2858 to #2857 - yeorgh (03/05/2015) [-]
He's the ********* out of the dark characters and is always stuck on dark vs dark fights.
User avatar #2859 to #2858 - desacabose ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
But on the other hand I can probably shoot a boss with his ranged attacks
User avatar #2860 to #2859 - yeorgh (03/05/2015) [-]
Still not worth using over Ganondorf, Midna or True Midna.
User avatar #2861 to #2860 - desacabose ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
True Midna > Imp Midna
User avatar #2862 to #2861 - yeorgh (03/05/2015) [-]
In every sense.
User avatar #2863 to #2862 - desacabose ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
Every other dark character > Midna
User avatar #2864 to #2863 - yeorgh (03/05/2015) [-]
Her C2 and C4 are beastly, stop sucking.
User avatar #2880 to #2864 - alexanderburns (03/07/2015) [-]
finally someone gets it
User avatar #2865 to #2864 - desacabose ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
You stop sucking with zant
User avatar #2866 to #2865 - yeorgh (03/05/2015) [-]
His damage is garbage and only one of his combos is good, two if you count the spinning head for boss weak point break, he's only worth using to clear keeps and Ganon and the Midnas are better, his spin damage is also **** .
User avatar #2867 to #2866 - desacabose ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
User avatar #2868 to #2867 - yeorgh (03/05/2015) [-]
He's just outclassed, they made him too goofy and his damage paid the price.
User avatar #2854 to #2853 - yeorgh (03/05/2015) [-]
tries*
User avatar #2846 to #2845 - yeorgh (03/05/2015) [-]
alexanderburns
User avatar #2847 to #2846 - alexanderburns (03/05/2015) [-]
no cheaters allowed
#2848 to #2847 - yeorgh (03/05/2015) [-]
Got it on my first try.
Got it on my first try.
#2869 to #2848 - desacabose ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
>3 hours
User avatar #2870 to #2869 - yeorgh (03/05/2015) [-]
Max ruppees run out really quick.
User avatar #2871 to #2870 - desacabose ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
***** I just need to get agitha to higher level
User avatar #2872 to #2871 - yeorgh (03/05/2015) [-]
I was retarded and thought it was going to be easy so i wasted it on Impa, Sheik and Lana.
User avatar #2874 to #2873 - yeorgh (03/05/2015) [-]
Got cocky cus i got it on my first try.
User avatar #2875 to #2874 - desacabose ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
I'm going to switch to Shiek
User avatar #2876 to #2875 - yeorgh (03/05/2015) [-]
How do you plan on not doing the weak point smash though?
User avatar #2878 to #2876 - desacabose ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
I'm going to switch to someone
User avatar #2879 to #2878 - yeorgh (03/05/2015) [-]
Lana is the easiest, I tried it with true midna and her cannon but it doesn't do enough damage.
User avatar #2849 to #2848 - alexanderburns (03/05/2015) [-]
looks like I'm the best Hyrule Warriorser now
#2851 to #2849 - yeorgh (03/05/2015) [-]
Why isn't there a easier way to save screenshots on this thing.
User avatar #2839 to #2838 - alexanderburns (03/04/2015) [-]
the main character's name is actually link and not zelda
User avatar #2840 to #2839 - desacabose ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
you know you didn't know the master sword is better than the magic sword
User avatar #2841 to #2840 - alexanderburns (03/04/2015) [-]
Fierce Diety Link shoots beams
User avatar #2842 to #2841 - desacabose ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
Only in focus spirit
***** I bet yeorgh wasn't even aware of how overpowered the master sword is
User avatar #2843 to #2842 - yeorgh (03/04/2015) [-]
It only shoots beams if you have full hp plus it has no slots which means you can't equip skills such as haste or normal attack+
User avatar #2844 to #2843 - yeorgh (03/04/2015) [-]
And the fact that it shoots beams is one of the reasons i don't like kid link since it's basically the same as master sword beam, ****** .
User avatar #2834 - BmanX (02/26/2015) [-]
#2827 - alexanderburns (02/24/2015) [-]
**alexanderburns used "*roll picture*"**
**alexanderburns rolled image** and my new profile pic is
#2828 to #2827 - alexanderburns (02/25/2015) [-]
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**alexanderburns rolled image** not fond of this one
#2829 to #2828 - alexanderburns (02/25/2015) [-]
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**alexanderburns rolled image** too small and ****
#2830 to #2829 - alexanderburns (02/25/2015) [-]
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**alexanderburns rolled image** eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
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#2821 - noobnage (02/21/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#2809 - princesstrans (02/20/2015) [-]
who wants to host a tinychat to cheer me up
what's that?
you do, Alex?
User avatar #2810 to #2809 - alexanderburns (02/20/2015) [-]
It would probably just be me and you and that would just make everyone more sad
User avatar #2823 to #2811 - alexanderburns (02/22/2015) [-]
nice thumbnail
User avatar #2824 to #2823 - princesstrans (02/22/2015) [-]
I got it from pie, so
User avatar #2825 to #2824 - alexanderburns (02/22/2015) [-]
do you mean you saved the thumbnail from one of his full sized pics
User avatar #2812 to #2811 - alexanderburns (02/20/2015) [-]
and I still don't understand why I would have to host
User avatar #2813 to #2812 - princesstrans (02/20/2015) [-]
because my computer can't even host a skype call
User avatar #2816 to #2815 - princesstrans (02/20/2015) [-]
sorry had to help my dad with the pipes
User avatar #2833 to #2816 - cognosceteipsum (02/25/2015) [-]
Did you clean his pipes
User avatar #2814 to #2813 - alexanderburns (02/20/2015) [-]
wow
you get a chat this time because everyone's favourite movie is back on youtube
#2804 - cycloneclone (02/15/2015) [-]
Will you be mine?
Will you be mine?
User avatar #2801 - noobnage (02/14/2015) [-]
h-how do i git gud at smash signore?
User avatar #2802 to #2801 - alexanderburns (02/14/2015) [-]
hit but don't get hit
User avatar #2803 to #2802 - noobnage (02/14/2015) [-]
i stuck my n3ds in cement, guide wasn't clear enough
#2798 - alexanderburns (02/12/2015) [-]
just thought of getting things like this
User avatar #2795 - desacabose ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
Luigi is the most interesting mario
User avatar #2796 to #2795 - alexanderburns (02/11/2015) [-]
if it's opposite day, yeah
User avatar #2789 - alexanderburns (02/08/2015) [-]
If you're reading this you are gay
User avatar #2786 - squalllionhart (02/08/2015) [-]
bully no bullying
User avatar #2787 to #2786 - alexanderburns (02/08/2015) [-]
the only people who are allowed to comment here are people who are gay for me
User avatar #2788 to #2787 - squalllionhart (02/08/2015) [-]
i'm like 40% homo for you
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