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powerade > gatorade
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User avatar #2288 - noobnage (07/06/2014) [-]
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**** you
User avatar #2282 - noobnage (07/02/2014) [-]
play tf2 with me nerd
User avatar #2289 to #2282 - alexanderburns (8 hours ago) [-]
who the **** would want to do that
User avatar #2283 to #2282 - alexanderburns (07/02/2014) [-]
Never played it for real before (not counting Xbox years ago), and haven't configured the settings well enough yet.
User avatar #2284 to #2283 - noobnage (07/02/2014) [-]
>not playing tf2
are you some sort of weaboo ?
play it
User avatar #2285 to #2284 - alexanderburns (07/02/2014) [-]
Multiplayer shooters are bleh.
Occasionally fun.
But mostly bleh.
#2286 to #2285 - noobnage (07/02/2014) [-]
are you saying we aint gonna play tf2?
are you saying we aint gonna play tf2?
User avatar #2287 to #2286 - alexanderburns (07/02/2014) [-]
Perhaps in the future. I didn't put 50cents into not being a free2play pleb for no reason.
#2276 - princessren (06/22/2014) [-]
I was having such a nice night
then I go on hating
why do people enjoy making others suffer
User avatar #2277 to #2276 - alexanderburns (06/22/2014) [-]
Well, lulz is known to be beyond retarded. I don't really know what else to tell you. No one not retarded cares about what he's posting.
User avatar #2278 to #2277 - princessren (06/22/2014) [-]
he's still posting it tho....alot
I feel violated
I wanna kill myself
User avatar #2279 to #2278 - alexanderburns (06/22/2014) [-]
I find him to be a lot more bearable on hide all, myself.

That would be a dumb reason to die.
User avatar #2267 - alexanderburns (06/19/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link se/torrent /3736884/Spiderman3(PCgame)__[ISO]
User avatar #2275 to #2267 - alexanderburns (06/20/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link .se/torrent/5693315/Ultimate .Spiderman.PC.Game(djDEVASTATEa__)

as good as it gets
User avatar #2272 to #2267 - alexanderburns (06/19/2014) [-]
confirmed for good
User avatar #2266 - megavoir (06/18/2014) [-]
he saved the world
User avatar #2265 - alexanderburns (06/17/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link atebay. se/torrent/5028418/ Marvel.Ultimate.Alliance.PC.Game(djDEVASTATEA_a__A_)
#2262 - megavoir (06/17/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #2263 to #2262 - alexanderburns (06/17/2014) [-]
it gives me boners when females post on my profile
#2261 - danield ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #2257 - samous (06/15/2014) [-]
Are you saying that I am mark and I should get a girl?
Or that I should get a girl mark like birthmark?
User avatar #2258 to #2257 - alexanderburns (06/15/2014) [-]
The Room - Roof Scene : "Oh Hi Mark" figure it out for yourself
User avatar #2259 to #2258 - samous (06/15/2014) [-]
never got the refrence
User avatar #2260 to #2259 - alexanderburns (06/15/2014) [-]
fantastic movie btw
User avatar #2251 - alexanderburns (06/14/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link se/torrent/6878551/ SonicHeroes(DirectPlay)(FullGame)(Adventure)_(Classic)
User avatar #2253 to #2252 - alexanderburns (06/14/2014) [-]
I remember princessren wanting to play this but not finding it or something. So, princessren, this may interest you. Copy the link, paste, and remove the spaces.
#2255 to #2253 - princessren (06/15/2014) [-]
oh, I already figured out how to get it   
thanks tho
oh, I already figured out how to get it
thanks tho
User avatar #2256 to #2255 - alexanderburns (06/15/2014) [-]
Also ust booted up the Sonic Heroes one and it works perfectly for me, if you should want that. Runs better than any emulator would since PC optimized.

Now I get to see if Sonic Heroes is good.
User avatar #2254 to #2253 - alexanderburns (06/15/2014) [-]
Can confirm that it works great, but I can't change my laptop volume or do anything else while the game is running.
User avatar #2250 - lobselvith ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
P-please accept my friend invite.
User avatar #2281 to #2280 - lobselvith ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #2233 - megavoir (06/12/2014) [-]
you wanna ******* fight
User avatar #2234 to #2233 - alexanderburns (06/12/2014) [-]
peggle duel
User avatar #2235 to #2234 - megavoir (06/12/2014) [-]
nah son
pokemon battle
i'll use 1 poke you can use 6
if i lose, i'll buy peggle
User avatar #2236 to #2235 - alexanderburns (06/12/2014) [-]
**** your shuckle
User avatar #2238 to #2236 - megavoir (06/12/2014) [-]
duel me in yugioh
User avatar #2239 to #2238 - alexanderburns (06/12/2014) [-]
yu gi oh is for 4 year olds
User avatar #2240 to #2239 - megavoir (06/12/2014) [-]
so it should be easy
so duel me
User avatar #2241 to #2240 - alexanderburns (06/12/2014) [-]
I dont play kiddie games
User avatar #2243 to #2241 - megavoir (06/12/2014) [-]
also join partyu
User avatar #2245 to #2244 - megavoir (06/12/2014) [-]
stop jerkin
User avatar #2246 to #2245 - alexanderburns (06/12/2014) [-]
waiting for food to be done then eating it while watching animoo
User avatar #2247 to #2246 - megavoir (06/12/2014) [-]
do that then join
User avatar #2249 to #2248 - megavoir (06/12/2014) [-]
do it
i'm bored
User avatar #2242 to #2241 - megavoir (06/12/2014) [-]
1v1 cow dooty
User avatar #2237 to #2236 - megavoir (06/12/2014) [-]
nevermind
you know my plan
User avatar #2229 - alexanderburns (06/12/2014) [-]
Time to write so I can think about my feelings without falling asleep.

Am I clingy? My friend said that my taste in girls is weird. That I go for clingy ones. Does that make me clingy? Many people I've liked and talked to in my life haven't felt the same way about me as I feel about them. This has been on my mind lately because of the isolation. Being off school for over a year, with no job, I've barely talked to anyone. Most days I don't so much as mutter to my family -- the people I live with.

It's strange: I feel lonely far less often than I would when I was in school. I had no friends then, but I was around people all the time.

I enjoy conversations. I enjoy shooting the **** about nothing. I enjoy the mere presence of people. I don't think anyone understands that. So few people seem to value life in the way that I do. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person who cares about the feelings of strangers and acquaintances. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person who realises that such distant people have feelings, and aren't just background props.

I was going somewhere with that but I lost it when I started thinking about my good friends. Back to the clingy girls thing:

I think the reason I go for what my friend sees as clingy is because I want someone who I know values me. There's so much uncertainty in the "see each other every few months" friendships. I loved the times on Xbox when I could talk to a friend every single day. I don't really like the every few months thing. It's like I have "sometimes friends", and that's an oxymoron. I know they don't stop thinking of me as a friend during the downtime, but there's something about it that puts me off. Maybe I just want more to fill all this spare life I have. Maybe I'm clingy.
User avatar #2212 - lobselvith ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
Add me on Skype so that I can tape record your voice and fall asleep to it talk to you while we play games. I'm a poorfag and don't have a mic.
User avatar #2213 to #2212 - alexanderburns (06/08/2014) [-]
My laptop came with Skype and II ******* it once and I think it made me an account but I have no idea how to use Skype
User avatar #2214 to #2213 - lobselvith ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
Just make another account. Takes like 3 seconds to set it up.
User avatar #2216 to #2215 - lobselvith ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
Or don't. That's cool too.
User avatar #2217 to #2216 - alexanderburns (06/09/2014) [-]
You probably just want to Skype me so you can show me your dick
User avatar #2218 to #2217 - lobselvith ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
I was actually planning on showing you my third nipple. But I guess that isn't going to happen.
User avatar #2219 to #2218 - alexanderburns (06/09/2014) [-]
Skype is foreign to me. It's like you're asking me to meet you in Africa.
User avatar #2220 to #2219 - lobselvith ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
Meeting me in Africa is the least you could do if you won't sign up for a Skype account.
User avatar #2221 to #2220 - alexanderburns (06/09/2014) [-]
I ******* my Skype app and it signed me in but I have no idea what my Skype account or whatever is.
User avatar #2222 to #2221 - lobselvith ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
Just find me. My Skype is mandatorycreeper.
User avatar #2223 to #2222 - alexanderburns (06/09/2014) [-]
You need more games
User avatar #2224 to #2223 - lobselvith ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
I need to beat the games I have before I get more. I might get Watch Dogs, but I don't know.
User avatar #2225 to #2224 - alexanderburns (06/09/2014) [-]
I wouldn't say Watch Dogs is worth $60. Get games we could play together so we can be bffs
User avatar #2226 to #2225 - lobselvith ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
You have to tell me what games you already have first.
User avatar #2227 to #2226 - alexanderburns (06/09/2014) [-]
Or you could just go on Xbox and see for yourself. That's much easier than me listing the dozens.
User avatar #2228 to #2227 - lobselvith ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
Fine.
User avatar #2230 to #2228 - alexanderburns (06/12/2014) [-]
Silent Hill Homecoming is a good game
User avatar #2231 to #2230 - lobselvith ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Da. I really like it so far. I think people hate the newer games because they can't stop comparing them to the first few.

I might have to start a new game though, I think I forgot to grab my flashlight, and I don't think I'm going to have another opportunity to get it back. I can't survive without the flashlight, man. I can't do it.
User avatar #2232 to #2231 - alexanderburns (06/12/2014) [-]
holy garbage scrub batman

I myself rented it five years ago. Bought it Monday, came in the mail yesterday, and I started it up on hard. I didn't miss the flashlight because I'm basically the best ever.
#2199 - alexanderburns (05/25/2014) [-]
the beginning
User avatar #2201 to #2200 - princessren (05/25/2014) [-]
lol
at the end my computer freaks out and froze and like...started spasing
so I had to shut it off
User avatar #2202 to #2201 - alexanderburns (05/25/2014) [-]
That's not a happy ending at all.
User avatar #2203 to #2202 - princessren (05/25/2014) [-]
it's fine it was at the very end
User avatar #2145 - tylosaurus (05/01/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cGbawCg4WU

The instrumental in the start is ******** .
Whether you think so or not.
User avatar #2210 to #2145 - alexanderburns (06/08/2014) [-]
Foodfight! (2012) Watch this
User avatar #2166 to #2145 - alexanderburns (05/01/2014) [-]
The first one is literal entanglement referring to the cords. The second is the innuendo.
User avatar #2167 to #2166 - tylosaurus (05/01/2014) [-]
Good and my question wasn't about the innuendo.
User avatar #2168 to #2167 - alexanderburns (05/01/2014) [-]
I didn't say it would be intended. Just that, if were to happen by chance, it's an opportunity to introduce yourself.
User avatar #2169 to #2168 - tylosaurus (05/01/2014) [-]
Well, question remains.

How the **** do you manage to entangle yourself in cords lying on the ground? You might fall over one, but that's it..
User avatar #2170 to #2169 - alexanderburns (05/01/2014) [-]
Your chord getting tangled with the cord of someone else, thus having to be manually untangled, is what I was talking about. Entangling oneself in cords in public would not be a preferable thing.
User avatar #2171 to #2170 - tylosaurus (05/01/2014) [-]
Oh, I see.

Still not sure how you'd manage that. Never had it happen or seen it happen here. The cords are thick and long, unlike those headphone cords. They can easily be tangled.
User avatar #2172 to #2171 - alexanderburns (05/01/2014) [-]
Two strangers getting their headphone cords tangled with one another is something I'd like to see.
User avatar #2173 to #2172 - tylosaurus (05/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, but it's more likely to get tangled than anything else.

I have at least had that happen to me. I sometimes share my headphone outlet thingy in my laptop with a friend.
User avatar #2174 to #2173 - alexanderburns (05/01/2014) [-]
sounds hot
User avatar #2175 to #2174 - tylosaurus (05/01/2014) [-]
Eh, not really.
User avatar #2176 to #2175 - alexanderburns (05/01/2014) [-]
Right. Scandinavians.
User avatar #2146 to #2145 - alexanderburns (05/01/2014) [-]
Youtube hasn't been working for me for the past couple weeks.
User avatar #2148 to #2147 - alexanderburns (05/01/2014) [-]
Also, kiiiiiiiiiiinda loading up an episode of Breaking Bad. Don't want to overexert my ultracraptop.
User avatar #2149 to #2148 - tylosaurus (05/01/2014) [-]
Get a better PC.
User avatar #2150 to #2149 - alexanderburns (05/01/2014) [-]
Hopefully I'll be getting a good laptop from financial aid when I start school in September.
User avatar #2151 to #2150 - tylosaurus (05/01/2014) [-]
Get a ******* desktop you pleb.
User avatar #2152 to #2151 - alexanderburns (05/01/2014) [-]
That would not be suitable for bringing to school.
User avatar #2153 to #2152 - tylosaurus (05/01/2014) [-]
>Bring craptop to school.
>Use superior desktop for everything else.

That's what I do. It's ******* glorious. It's not like you need a super strong computer for school work.
User avatar #2154 to #2153 - alexanderburns (05/01/2014) [-]
You don't understand the crappiness of the top. No battery, needs to be plugged in, held together by duct tape, closing causes the case to break more, and this **** is from 2007.
User avatar #2155 to #2154 - tylosaurus (05/01/2014) [-]
and you're still using it?

I don't see a problem. My laptop runs out of battery in 15 minutes, so I have it plugged in all the time at school.

but whatever.
User avatar #2156 to #2155 - alexanderburns (05/01/2014) [-]
No other option.

Aint no guarantee to outlets. Plus the can't be closed thing affects the portability.
User avatar #2157 to #2156 - tylosaurus (05/01/2014) [-]
Denmark superior to Canada top kek. Outlets everywhere.
If you can't reach with the cord, you can just request a cord-extender thingy with more outlets at the office.
User avatar #2158 to #2157 - alexanderburns (05/01/2014) [-]
There must be a lot of chords tangling about.
User avatar #2159 to #2158 - tylosaurus (05/01/2014) [-]
Not really. Not everyone has a craptop in constant need of power.
User avatar #2160 to #2159 - alexanderburns (05/01/2014) [-]
That's a shame. I imagine being entangled with somebody could be a good/easy way to meet, and possibly entangle with, somebody.
#2161 to #2160 - tylosaurus (05/01/2014) [-]
Sure, but I have no clue how you intend to get entangled like that.
User avatar #2162 to #2161 - alexanderburns (05/01/2014) [-]
Like what? The chords or the outlet and plug?
User avatar #2163 to #2162 - tylosaurus (05/01/2014) [-]
Chords?

You sure you don't mean cords?
Also, you can't get entangled in an outlet or a plug..

Dude wat.
User avatar #2164 to #2163 - alexanderburns (05/01/2014) [-]
Probably do. Actually do. Yes. Cords. Too much guitar thought.

I refer to intercourse with entangle.
By outlet, I mean hole.
By plug, I mean thing that goes in whole.
Intercourse.
User avatar #2165 to #2164 - tylosaurus (05/01/2014) [-]
"I imagine being intercourse with somebody could be a good/easy way to meet and possibly intercourse with, somebody".

wuhat.
User avatar #2142 - alexanderburns (04/26/2014) [-]
This is a writing prompt -- where I write one sentence and go from there for personal enjoyment.

The first thing I ever wanted to be was a Super Saiyan. I remember showing my "Saiyan moves" to this girl, Katya, in senior kindergarten. Katya had a crush on me, as did her cousin, Marissa. I knew that much in grade one, since they would chase me around and try to kiss me, but I didn't know that didn't just die off as soon as I forgot about it. I also didn't know that I had something of a crush on Marissa. She was a friend, and would always laugh and have a great time whenever we talked. I didn't know that I cared about her in that way until the words fell out of my mouth at a totally unexpected time. Words which left an awkward silence. An awkward silence which would remain between us for the rest of or time in elementary school, even on the very odd occasion that we spoke.

Being a thoughtless bully, I was never aware of my feelings, let alone the subtle feelings of others. At the Graduation Luncheon and Dance, a girl asked me if I wanted to dance with her. Without first thought, I blurted a "No" and continued on with my day of hanging out with my friends, doing nothing at all but having a blast. It was a long time before I thought about that and realised that it wasn't as completely out of nowhere as I thought. Those few times where some other kids teased me for flirting with her weren't confusing, random, and/or empty teases to both of us. Apparently I was actually flirting with her. Apparently I was flirting with her and she liked it.

The time that I started thinking about this was during the time that I hated myself, so came the thought of: "How could a nice girl like her like a thoughtless bully?" I still don't know the answer to that question, but the basis of the question gives me hope. If a thoughtless bully can get a chance from someone, a shot at love, then so can I. That's one of the few reasons why I carry on. That's why I'm not sad about my lack of love. And the time that I hated myself? I had a girl that loved me then. I was a pathetic depressed waste of life who hated himself fully and completely, but I met someone who came to love me and who I came to love. I may have ****** in up more than I have ever ****** up anything else in my life, but it happened. And it was great when it was.

I know what love feels like. I know that I have a chance at finding it again. I will never give up on love again.
User avatar #2143 to #2142 - alexanderburns (04/26/2014) [-]
**** , now that I've started writing I don't want to stop.
God damn you, Mr Costa.
User avatar #2144 to #2143 - alexanderburns (04/26/2014) [-]
Why do I have fun with this?

I deeply envy artists. They possess the talent to create such amazing imagery, the means to visually express their emotions, and the power to carve whatever they desire out of blankness. I lack these incredible qualities, and that makes me sad. The closest things I have to art would be my words, but that isn't much to me. Writing doesn't require delicate or powerful dexterity. Words may paint a picture but they never seem to paint the picture that I want people to see, though I'm sure that many artists would say the same thing about their works. Maybe I just want to make something visually stunning.

The primary reason that I don't have a high opinion of writing is because anyone can do it. You click keys. You scribble letters and symbols. Adhering to rules is the only skill I can see involved, and that's the least fun part of the experience. Luckily, I'm not a professional writer, so the only time I have to monitor myself during my personal writing is when I write poetry. Back to the point: anyone can write. It's as easy as thinking. You think the words, and you spell them out. There's no talent in thinking, and spelling is just a matter of memory. I don't carve something out of nothing; I put nothing onto nothing and hope that the reader can create something out of it. I write only for myself but hope that I'm not doing so. I write because I dream of someone understanding me.

I imagine I'm not alone in that artistic purpose.
I think I do agree that words are an art, after all.
Still wish I could draw though.
User avatar #2133 - revengeforfreeze (04/22/2014) [-]
Hi. I would just like to apologize for the time I might have been mean to you and see if were fine? I very much liked the advice on 'fun' that you gave me. I needed to hear that
User avatar #2134 to #2133 - alexanderburns (04/22/2014) [-]
Can't think of anything you would have to apologize for. I'm glad I could help you you whatever way it is I did.
#2137 to #2134 - revengeforfreeze (04/22/2014) [-]
Hey, you said you had a cat, that means you are obligated to tell me what breed it is I have two beautiful Maine coons
User avatar #2138 to #2137 - alexanderburns (04/22/2014) [-]
I have 4 cats, and I know next to nothing about breeds. I havea tabby, two black cats, and a grey cat.

After having four cats,I can say with confidence that I never want to have cats again after these.
User avatar #2139 to #2138 - revengeforfreeze (04/22/2014) [-]
I see. Seems like a regular sized cat to me.

Huh, I see. Are they annoying? Unsympathetic?
User avatar #2140 to #2139 - alexanderburns (04/22/2014) [-]
3of them are fine if you don't ignore them for the whole day. If you do, they scratch the **** out of everything. But the tabby is bad. My sister brought her home years ago without telling anyone, and hid her in her bedroom for the first month. My sister is out most of the day, often the entire day and night. That left the cat ****** up. She pisses in random places every once in a while, is afraid of all other animals, has her tail between her legs 90% of the time, and drools like hell when you pet her.

I'm just not big on cats. I'm not big on pets in general, but I'd say I'm a dog person.
User avatar #2141 to #2140 - revengeforfreeze (04/23/2014) [-]
That's sad, man. How irresponsible, I must say. But yeah, everyone makes mistakes. Well, yeah so anyway... I understand if you don't really like cats then I guess. I love mine, they are both very nice and one of them gets sick when I do and he's the one that cares about me the most. Mine are both very cuddly and rather well mannered as have most my cats been. Hence why I am a cat person. Gotten a very good impressionin general. I'm not much of a dog person... But they are nice.. if they have a face you can actually see. Else I think they lok ugly, the ones whose faces are completely covered in fur
User avatar #2135 to #2134 - revengeforfreeze (04/22/2014) [-]
Yay. Well, you seem to be a nice character and not very selfconscious which I look to be done day.
User avatar #2136 to #2135 - revengeforfreeze (04/22/2014) [-]
My brain turned off at the end of that sentence. Ignore it.
User avatar #2124 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
lol ******
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imagine that but with me saying alexander instead of matteo
User avatar #2125 to #2124 - alexanderburns (04/05/2014) [-]
Why do I get teoberry's sloppy seconds?
User avatar #2126 to #2125 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
because you're my bitch, I own you
User avatar #2127 to #2126 - alexanderburns (04/05/2014) [-]
Does the government let French people own things now?
User avatar #2128 to #2127 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
i dont need the government to tell me whether i can own some ****** or not
User avatar #2129 to #2128 - alexanderburns (04/05/2014) [-]
FLQ scum
User avatar #2130 to #2129 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
ew im against separation
User avatar #2131 to #2130 - alexanderburns (04/05/2014) [-]
imma separate your legs
User avatar #2132 to #2131 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
lol gay
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