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Youtube Channel: Jontronshow
Video Games Played: Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2011
X-box Gamertag: Artanisthescrub
Interests: drinking until the pain goes away
Date Signed Up:6/01/2012
Location:Bury My Shell At Wounded Knee
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latest user's comments

#1460384 - squalllionhart look what these men are doing to the world we live in  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1460387 - ohemgeezus (3 hours ago) [-]
hey if you could not bring squalllionhart into my thread that'd be great
#1460370 - excuse me can you please not read comments that are meant for me  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1460377 - Darianvincent (3 hours ago) [-]
#1460348 - don't you live in mexico or something pretty sure that pla…  [+] (5 new replies) 4 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1460349 - thebestpieever (4 hours ago) [-]
The north and the south (and by geographical extension the west and the east) are basically lawless -as far as I know the Mexican government doesn't even claim authority over one of its states anymore- but the centre is p cul. And I live in the centre.
Plus she doesn't live 'cause she's smart.
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#1460357 - Darianvincent (4 hours ago) [-]
>She doesn't live cause she's smart

Fucking intelligent zombies.
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#1460370 - alexanderburns (3 hours ago) [-]
excuse me can you please not read comments that are meant for me
#1460377 - Darianvincent (3 hours ago) [-]
#1460360 - thebestpieever (3 hours ago) [-]
That would still be accurate because living is terrible.
#1460346 - why aren't you and your sister getting married  [+] (7 new replies) 4 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1460347 - thebestpieever (4 hours ago) [-]
That's illegal, Alex.
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#1460348 - alexanderburns (4 hours ago) [-]
don't you live in mexico or something
pretty sure that place is bananarchy
#1460349 - thebestpieever (4 hours ago) [-]
The north and the south (and by geographical extension the west and the east) are basically lawless -as far as I know the Mexican government doesn't even claim authority over one of its states anymore- but the centre is p cul. And I live in the centre.
Plus she doesn't live 'cause she's smart.
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#1460357 - Darianvincent (4 hours ago) [-]
>She doesn't live cause she's smart

Fucking intelligent zombies.
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#1460370 - alexanderburns (3 hours ago) [-]
excuse me can you please not read comments that are meant for me
#1460377 - Darianvincent (3 hours ago) [-]
#1460360 - thebestpieever (3 hours ago) [-]
That would still be accurate because living is terrible.
#1460338 - drakengard made nier happen so that's cool  [+] (13 new replies) 4 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1460344 - thebestpieever (4 hours ago) [-]
Drakengard made me feel bad about banging my sister so that's cool.
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#1460398 - adunsaveme (1 hour ago) [-]
why did you bang your sister
#1460404 - thebestpieever (1 hour ago) [-]
Eh, you know: hot summer day, puberty just hit; things happen.
#1460407 - adunsaveme (1 hour ago) [-]
#1460410 - thebestpieever (1 hour ago) [-]
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#1460346 - alexanderburns (4 hours ago) [-]
why aren't you and your sister getting married
#1460347 - thebestpieever (4 hours ago) [-]
That's illegal, Alex.
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#1460348 - alexanderburns (4 hours ago) [-]
don't you live in mexico or something
pretty sure that place is bananarchy
#1460349 - thebestpieever (4 hours ago) [-]
The north and the south (and by geographical extension the west and the east) are basically lawless -as far as I know the Mexican government doesn't even claim authority over one of its states anymore- but the centre is p cul. And I live in the centre.
Plus she doesn't live 'cause she's smart.
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#1460357 - Darianvincent (4 hours ago) [-]
>She doesn't live cause she's smart

Fucking intelligent zombies.
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#1460370 - alexanderburns (3 hours ago) [-]
excuse me can you please not read comments that are meant for me
#1460377 - Darianvincent (3 hours ago) [-]
#1460360 - thebestpieever (3 hours ago) [-]
That would still be accurate because living is terrible.
#1460334 - I could just do all of those tings in real life  [+] (15 new replies) 4 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1460335 - thebestpieever (4 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, but then you don't get a s00per deep moral about how history turns monsters into heroes because it's politically convenient to forget their misdeeds.
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#1460338 - alexanderburns (4 hours ago) [-]
drakengard made nier happen so that's cool
#1460344 - thebestpieever (4 hours ago) [-]
Drakengard made me feel bad about banging my sister so that's cool.
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#1460398 - adunsaveme (1 hour ago) [-]
why did you bang your sister
#1460404 - thebestpieever (1 hour ago) [-]
Eh, you know: hot summer day, puberty just hit; things happen.
#1460407 - adunsaveme (1 hour ago) [-]
#1460410 - thebestpieever (1 hour ago) [-]
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#1460346 - alexanderburns (4 hours ago) [-]
why aren't you and your sister getting married
#1460347 - thebestpieever (4 hours ago) [-]
That's illegal, Alex.
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#1460348 - alexanderburns (4 hours ago) [-]
don't you live in mexico or something
pretty sure that place is bananarchy
#1460349 - thebestpieever (4 hours ago) [-]
The north and the south (and by geographical extension the west and the east) are basically lawless -as far as I know the Mexican government doesn't even claim authority over one of its states anymore- but the centre is p cul. And I live in the centre.
Plus she doesn't live 'cause she's smart.
User avatar
#1460357 - Darianvincent (4 hours ago) [-]
>She doesn't live cause she's smart

Fucking intelligent zombies.
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#1460370 - alexanderburns (3 hours ago) [-]
excuse me can you please not read comments that are meant for me
#1460377 - Darianvincent (3 hours ago) [-]
#1460360 - thebestpieever (3 hours ago) [-]
That would still be accurate because living is terrible.
#1460332 - I have that have never played past the first level  [+] (17 new replies) 4 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1460333 - thebestpieever (4 hours ago) [-]
Y tho? Don't you wanna bang your sister? Murder kids? Bring kids to a paedophile? Eat some kid stew? Do it, be a hero.
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#1460334 - alexanderburns (4 hours ago) [-]
I could just do all of those tings in real life
#1460335 - thebestpieever (4 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, but then you don't get a s00per deep moral about how history turns monsters into heroes because it's politically convenient to forget their misdeeds.
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#1460338 - alexanderburns (4 hours ago) [-]
drakengard made nier happen so that's cool
#1460344 - thebestpieever (4 hours ago) [-]
Drakengard made me feel bad about banging my sister so that's cool.
User avatar
#1460398 - adunsaveme (1 hour ago) [-]
why did you bang your sister
#1460404 - thebestpieever (1 hour ago) [-]
Eh, you know: hot summer day, puberty just hit; things happen.
#1460407 - adunsaveme (1 hour ago) [-]
#1460410 - thebestpieever (1 hour ago) [-]
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#1460346 - alexanderburns (4 hours ago) [-]
why aren't you and your sister getting married
#1460347 - thebestpieever (4 hours ago) [-]
That's illegal, Alex.
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#1460348 - alexanderburns (4 hours ago) [-]
don't you live in mexico or something
pretty sure that place is bananarchy
#1460349 - thebestpieever (4 hours ago) [-]
The north and the south (and by geographical extension the west and the east) are basically lawless -as far as I know the Mexican government doesn't even claim authority over one of its states anymore- but the centre is p cul. And I live in the centre.
Plus she doesn't live 'cause she's smart.
User avatar
#1460357 - Darianvincent (4 hours ago) [-]
>She doesn't live cause she's smart

Fucking intelligent zombies.
User avatar
#1460370 - alexanderburns (3 hours ago) [-]
excuse me can you please not read comments that are meant for me
#1460377 - Darianvincent (3 hours ago) [-]
#1460360 - thebestpieever (3 hours ago) [-]
That would still be accurate because living is terrible.
#1460315 - he has arkham joker face  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... +1
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#1460316 - thematthew (6 hours ago) [-]
he also sounds like a wood chipper.
#1460313 - it's like a biiiiiiiiiig chin  [+] (3 new replies) 6 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1460314 - thematthew (6 hours ago) [-]
it is stupidly shaped
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#1460315 - alexanderburns (6 hours ago) [-]
he has arkham joker face
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#1460316 - thematthew (6 hours ago) [-]
he also sounds like a wood chipper.
#1460305 - adam jensen has a chin  [+] (5 new replies) 6 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1460312 - thematthew (6 hours ago) [-]
yes,I know we're starting facts.
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#1460313 - alexanderburns (6 hours ago) [-]
it's like
a biiiiiiiiiig chin
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#1460314 - thematthew (6 hours ago) [-]
it is stupidly shaped
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#1460315 - alexanderburns (6 hours ago) [-]
he has arkham joker face
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#1460316 - thematthew (6 hours ago) [-]
he also sounds like a wood chipper.