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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: batmandershepard
Video Games Played: Do I look like a loser?
X-box Gamertag: Ice balls360
Date Signed Up:6/01/2012
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:Canada
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    Video Games Facts #Un Video Games Facts #Un
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    Oh, Fallout 3 Oh, Fallout 3
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    The next Bandwagon The next Bandwagon
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#1128740 - are you retarded  [+] (1 new reply) 6 minutes ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1128742 - adunsaveme (6 minutes ago) [-]
r u
#1128698 - move over notred we got a new blogger in town  [+] (2 new replies) 1 hour ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1128729 - adunsaveme (22 minutes ago) [-]
I was thinking of revving up a Destiny blog
User avatar #1128709 - sannukas (59 minutes ago) [-]
nice meme
#350401 - i never understood why cops dont just shoot a bullet into the …  [+] (5 new replies) 1 hour ago on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #350405 - azumeow (1 hour ago) [-]
I know you joking, but let's be legit here.

I can recall 3 situations in which somebody shot someone else's gun.

1 was Carlos Hathcock, one of the bets snipers in the world, and he shot another sniper through the scope.

Another was a guy who got his gun shot out of his hand during an FBI raid.

The last was a sniper who shot a handgun out of a suicidal man's hand while he was leaving his hand unmoving under the lawn chair he was sitting on.

When people say you should shoot the arms of legs, I get so fucking angry. That is a mobile target a few inches wide. They've clearly never tried to fire a gun while moving. It is NOT easy.
#350407 - anonymous (58 minutes ago) [-]
Not to mention the leg is full of arteries.
User avatar #350406 - volero (58 minutes ago) [-]
Isn't shooting a gun exactly how it is in a video game though?
User avatar #350404 - princessren (1 hour ago) [-]
because then you hurt an innocent gun :c
guns don't kill people
people kill people >:C
User avatar #350403 - ferrettamer (1 hour ago) [-]
because then the guy can still get away and how are they to rape them then?
#1128683 - zoey queen must of had sex with gabe n is their no integri…  [+] (4 new replies) 1 hour ago on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1128731 - adunsaveme (21 minutes ago) [-]
is their
User avatar #1128740 - alexanderburns (6 minutes ago) [-]
are you retarded
User avatar #1128742 - adunsaveme (6 minutes ago) [-]
r u
User avatar #1128717 - tarekmig (36 minutes ago) [-]
I can't believe I had to imagine that
#1128606 - but who is blog 1 hour ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1128597 - but who's blog am I going to read now  [+] (2 new replies) 1 hour ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1128606 - alexanderburns (1 hour ago) [-]
but who is blog
User avatar #1128598 - notred (1 hour ago) [-]
Please don't unsubscribe I'll be blogging shortly.
#1128203 - Just admit that you're a no good weeb  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1128204 - notred (10 hours ago) [-]
You go find a war picture of WW2 of a russian bayoneting a person.
#350311 - "video games are violent, gotta restrict them irl chi… 11 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#2542 - will try next time I feel like taking pics. I also had wor… 11 hours ago on alexanderburns's profile 0
#2540 - It's quite bony when I bend over. I can't seem to take a g…  [+] (2 new replies) 11 hours ago on alexanderburns's profile 0
#2541 - fruga (11 hours ago) [-]
try kneeling straight up without bending, at least I usually like seeing assess in that position...
User avatar #2542 - alexanderburns (11 hours ago) [-]
will try next time I feel like taking pics.
I also had worse lighting last time I tried, so who knows what'll happen.

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User avatar #2526 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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Do not buy mint chocolate chip ice cream again
User avatar #2106 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
stickied by alexanderburns
#2537 - fruga (11 hours ago) [-]
Liked the body pic Thanks for the mention, you should show more ;)
User avatar #2538 to #2537 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
in the future
#2539 to #2538 - fruga (11 hours ago) [-]
I guess I'll just have to wait...bet you have a great ass ;)
User avatar #2540 to #2539 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
It's quite bony when I bend over.
I can't seem to take a good picture of it with my laptop webcam at any rate.
#2541 to #2540 - fruga (11 hours ago) [-]
try kneeling straight up without bending, at least I usually like seeing assess in that position...
User avatar #2542 to #2541 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
will try next time I feel like taking pics.
I also had worse lighting last time I tried, so who knows what'll happen.
#2534 - squalllionhart (18 hours ago) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #2535 to #2534 - alexanderburns ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
do not comment on my board
User avatar #2525 - cycloneclone (12/11/2014) [-]
goodnight
User avatar #2516 to #2515 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
do not ******** on my board
User avatar #2517 to #2516 - cycloneclone (12/07/2014) [-]
i'll **** on your stick of truth
User avatar #2519 to #2517 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
My brother bought that game months ago but I haven't played it
User avatar #2510 - MrDeadiron (12/06/2014) [-]
Stop trying to pull me into your gay **** .
User avatar #2511 to #2510 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
what about my straight ****
User avatar #2512 to #2511 - MrDeadiron (12/06/2014) [-]
No, cause that's sonic.
User avatar #2513 to #2512 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
that guy on gay board does look like you tho
User avatar #2514 to #2513 - MrDeadiron (12/06/2014) [-]
No, he doesn't.
User avatar #2505 - samous (11/29/2014) [-]
you missed me did'nt you? lol
User avatar #2507 to #2505 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
who are you
User avatar #2509 to #2507 - samous (12/01/2014) [-]
your favourit terrorist
User avatar #2497 - adunsaveme (11/26/2014) [-]
cool
User avatar #2498 to #2497 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/26/2014) [-]
thanks
#2490 - noobnage (11/24/2014) [-]
how can you even sleep at night , with sonic so far up your ass?
User avatar #2491 to #2490 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/24/2014) [-]
actually i sleep in his ass
User avatar #2493 to #2492 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
should I play Smash or Hyrule Warriors tonight
User avatar #2494 to #2493 - noobnage (11/25/2014) [-]
zm@zh
User avatar #2495 to #2494 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
do not speak in gay on my board
User avatar #2484 - tarekmig (11/14/2014) [-]

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User avatar #2477 - cycloneclone (11/14/2014) [-]
accept my friend request you ******* cockburn
User avatar #2480 to #2477 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
oh
User avatar #2478 to #2477 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
friend request for what
User avatar #2481 to #2478 - cycloneclone (11/14/2014) [-]
tinder
User avatar #2465 - teoanon (11/01/2014) [-]
How much ********* is hero mode in Hyrule Warriors
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
I imagine it's nothing once all your characters are maxed
User avatar #2467 to #2466 - teoanon (11/01/2014) [-]
What's the max, 99-100?
User avatar #2508 to #2467 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
150
User avatar #2468 to #2467 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
99
#2461 - drooms (10/30/2014) [-]
I think this is yours
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - drooms (10/30/2014) [-]
Icky

Thought it might be of help in your conquest to appear as cancerous as possible on the vgb

They'll love it

Cheers
User avatar #2447 - lobselvith (10/26/2014) [-]
Play left 4 dead 2 with me.
User avatar #2448 to #2447 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
Only have it on PC
User avatar #2450 to #2449 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
Just get a WiiU
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - lobselvith (10/26/2014) [-]
How about I get a No U?

But seriously no. I'm going to get a PS3 whenever I move out in these next 6 months or so.
User avatar #2452 to #2451 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
Gaming in the past
User avatar #2453 to #2452 - lobselvith (10/26/2014) [-]
I meant PS4.
User avatar #2454 to #2453 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
I didn't know you're a weeb.
User avatar #2455 to #2454 - lobselvith (10/26/2014) [-]
I'm not a weeb, I'm a super ultra mega huge weeb. We should watch Attack on Titan together alexander-kun~ <3
User avatar #2456 to #2455 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
That isn't even that weebish of an anime.
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - lobselvith (10/26/2014) [-]
So what?
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
Watch better anime
User avatar #2459 to #2458 - lobselvith (10/26/2014) [-]
But I'm a weaboo. I'm not supposed to watch the good anime. Do you think I'm a casual or something?
User avatar #2444 - finblob ONLINE (10/18/2014) [-]
+rep, fast, friendly, and cleaned up after himself
#2427 to #2426 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
I want one of these of every character
#2485 to #2433 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/16/2014) [-]
tp is best dorf
#2415 - Darianvincent ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
pls
#2416 to #2415 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2412 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
joshlol joshlol joshlol
User avatar #2413 to #2412 - joshlol (09/13/2014) [-]
ye?
User avatar #2520 to #2413 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
sign my dick
User avatar #2523 to #2520 - joshlol (12/08/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #2414 to #2413 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
holy **** it's real
User avatar #2405 - dragx (09/13/2014) [-]
Hows you're perverted hobby going?
User avatar #2521 to #2405 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
>how is you are perverted hobby
User avatar #2524 to #2521 - dragx (12/08/2014) [-]
lolwut?
#2406 to #2405 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Dying down as I grow board of it
User avatar #2407 to #2406 - dragx (09/13/2014) [-]
I couldn't imagine why? why?
User avatar #2408 to #2407 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
meh
User avatar #2409 to #2408 - dragx (09/13/2014) [-]
Is it cause you think nobody is acknowledging it? Cause i gotta say, I'm impressed.
User avatar #2410 to #2409 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
People still acknowledge it on content almost every time.
The weird part is that half of them ask for source
User avatar #2411 to #2410 - dragx (09/13/2014) [-]
I dunno man, rule34 was invented for a lot of weird people.
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