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alexanderburns

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: batmandershepard
Video Games Played: Do I look like a loser?
X-box Gamertag: Ice balls360
Date Signed Up:6/01/2012
Last Login:5/23/2015
Location:Canada
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Comment Ranking:#1939
Highest Content Rank:#2990
Highest Comment Rank:#948
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Content Views:166385
Times Content Favorited:135 times
Total Comments Made:31533
FJ Points:16970
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I'm basically the funniest person to ever be on this website.

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#45 - looks like it's gonna explode and kill doc ock's wife 4 hours ago on it gets better. +1
#185138 - the loudest person who says the most insults wins 5 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
#118368 - send nudes  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Social Board 0
User avatar #118369 - keatontheghostfox (3 hours ago) [-]
No
#1232117 - Picture 5 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1232110 - Final Fantasy 8 Suikoden 2 Legend of Dragoon Ape E… 6 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1232096 - >people will say this and then go play Mortal Kombat 8 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1232095 - >get thing in Rogue Legacy >entrance man says he'll …  [+] (2 new replies) 8 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1232116 - herecomesjohnny (5 hours ago) [-]
they're not even that hard once you know the pattern
#1232117 - alexanderburns (5 hours ago) [-]
#1232074 - The most satisfying thing in Smash4 is killing the two enemies…  [+] (9 new replies) 11 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1232091 - makotoitou (10 hours ago) [-]
Comboing from 0-Death is pretty satisfying
User avatar #1232087 - cycloneclone (10 hours ago) [-]
ebin
User avatar #1232078 - Timmietim (11 hours ago) [-]
Most satisfying is being high % and your opponent very low and then doing the bowser grab and just allahu akbar
User avatar #1232092 - yeorgh (9 hours ago) [-]
Even better with Ganon since you win if you're both in the last stock.
User avatar #1232100 - Timmietim (7 hours ago) [-]
True, I was playing with customs though so the bowser one has a little dash and my friend didn't know about it. I took 4 stocks from him this way when we were playing with 5 stocks.
User avatar #1232101 - yeorgh (7 hours ago) [-]
You lose if you kill him with that though but it's good like you said, when you have a lot much percentage.
User avatar #1232106 - Timmietim (7 hours ago) [-]
Yeah he was playing marth like a bitch countering me all the time so i usually had a good 50% on him. Last stock I killed him because I managed to survive with way higher % than him and then I dropkicked him lmao
#1232075 - anonymous (11 hours ago) [-]
the most satisfying moment in smash is when you turn it off and play a real fighting game
#alexanderburns'd #killerinstinct4life
User avatar #1232096 - alexanderburns (8 hours ago) [-]
>people will say this and then go play Mortal Kombat
#390264 - Picture 12 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... +3
#390259 - >Nintendo >going down the ******* so…  [+] (2 new replies) 13 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... +5
User avatar #390262 - lulzforalpsplane (12 hours ago) [-]
>playing Nintendo
>2015
>good
LOL
#390264 - alexanderburns (12 hours ago) [-]

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User avatar #2526 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/11/2014) [+] (6 replies)
stickied by alexanderburns
Do not buy mint chocolate chip ice cream again
User avatar #2106 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
stickied by alexanderburns
#2925 - swigs ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
hey bby
User avatar #2926 to #2925 - alexanderburns ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
stranger danger
#2927 to #2926 - swigs ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
no can you please be a pal a click this need to earn thosse points gifts.counter-strike-go.net/LjVgVr
User avatar #2917 to #2916 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
no cheating
User avatar #2913 - cycloneclone (03/27/2015) [-]
do you even have a life
i swear to god everytime i come on here you're online and i come here a lot
User avatar #2914 to #2913 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]
no
User avatar #2910 - desacabose ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
Looks like someone accidentally went to /guns/
User avatar #2911 to #2910 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
I do that like 12 times a week
User avatar #2903 - teoyuppie (03/19/2015) [-]
you suck, lol
User avatar #2904 to #2903 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
charizard's japanese name is lizardon
User avatar #2905 to #2904 - teoyuppie (03/19/2015) [-]
kiss my penis, please?
User avatar #2906 to #2905 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
User avatar #2902 - squalllionhart (03/17/2015) [-]
you suck, lol
User avatar #2898 - chitogekirisaki (03/16/2015) [-]
about to go into great bay temple
all masks except 2
11 hearts

am i good yet
User avatar #2928 to #2898 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/18/2015) [-]
I still haven't even finished MM3D
User avatar #2899 to #2898 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
nah
User avatar #2900 to #2899 - chitogekirisaki (03/16/2015) [-]
but y
how many more do i need
im about to get two more pieces
User avatar #2908 to #2900 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
tfw got all miamais and sevensages in ALBTW but missing one whole heart container
User avatar #2909 to #2908 - chitogekirisaki (03/23/2015) [-]
how
my first play through i got them all
i just marked them all on the map if i couldn't get them at the moment
User avatar #2919 to #2909 - alexanderburns ONLINE (04/03/2015) [-]
I got them all on hero mode. I am the best
User avatar #2920 to #2919 - chitogekirisaki (04/03/2015) [-]
still not hard nerd

fierce deity made majora 2easy
User avatar #2921 to #2920 - alexanderburns ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
Getting heart pieces in 3D Zeldas is boring as ****
User avatar #2922 to #2921 - chitogekirisaki (04/07/2015) [-]
its a lot harder
User avatar #2923 to #2922 - alexanderburns ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
*it's a lot more tedious
User avatar #2924 to #2923 - chitogekirisaki (04/07/2015) [-]
thats a better word
User avatar #2901 to #2900 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
all of them
#2888 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
I never knew she had a vest until now.

I don't mean to stalk you, but I recently got into Shantae
#2889 to #2888 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
I did not see the vest either. 100% because of the boobs
User avatar #2890 to #2889 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
Want another Shantae reaction pic?

And would you prefer it with or without breast nudity?
User avatar #2892 to #2891 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
Awh...

Also, do you have a dropbox full of these?
User avatar #2894 to #2893 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
Where did you get all of these 'caps at?

I want one of my own
#2895 to #2894 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
screenshotted from my wii u
cropped in paint
some also horizontal flipped because I like them better facing the text
User avatar #2896 to #2895 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
Possibly the last question of my attempt to gain these: Is there a way that you can give me everything you have in your Shantae folder? If FJ is your only way, I will welcome your spam onto my account
#2897 to #2896 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
too lazy
ask adunsaveme he has at least half of my shantae pics
User avatar #2881 - noobnage (03/09/2015) [-]
where da dank memes at
User avatar #2882 to #2881 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
shut up
User avatar #2883 to #2882 - noobnage (03/09/2015) [-]
woah who put a dick up your ass
User avatar #2884 to #2883 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
adunsaveme
User avatar #2885 to #2884 - noobnage (03/09/2015) [-]
#rude
User avatar #2838 - desacabose ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
master sword shoots beams
User avatar #2853 to #2852 - yeorgh ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
It's a pain to do though, I did it once but after 20 more tried of nothing i gave up.
User avatar #2855 to #2853 - desacabose ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
RNG
RNG please
User avatar #2856 to #2855 - yeorgh ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
I don't know if max rupees is really all that useful tho, maybe for those ****** characters like Zant or Agitha but you still gotta level Link(or anyone else but probably easier with link) in order to get the other that high.
User avatar #2857 to #2856 - desacabose ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
>Zant
> ****

m8
User avatar #2858 to #2857 - yeorgh ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
He's the ********* out of the dark characters and is always stuck on dark vs dark fights.
User avatar #2859 to #2858 - desacabose ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
But on the other hand I can probably shoot a boss with his ranged attacks
User avatar #2860 to #2859 - yeorgh ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
Still not worth using over Ganondorf, Midna or True Midna.
User avatar #2861 to #2860 - desacabose ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
True Midna > Imp Midna
User avatar #2862 to #2861 - yeorgh ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
In every sense.
User avatar #2863 to #2862 - desacabose ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
Every other dark character > Midna
User avatar #2864 to #2863 - yeorgh ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
Her C2 and C4 are beastly, stop sucking.
User avatar #2880 to #2864 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
finally someone gets it
User avatar #2865 to #2864 - desacabose ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
You stop sucking with zant
User avatar #2866 to #2865 - yeorgh ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
His damage is garbage and only one of his combos is good, two if you count the spinning head for boss weak point break, he's only worth using to clear keeps and Ganon and the Midnas are better, his spin damage is also **** .
User avatar #2867 to #2866 - desacabose ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
User avatar #2868 to #2867 - yeorgh ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
He's just outclassed, they made him too goofy and his damage paid the price.
User avatar #2854 to #2853 - yeorgh ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
tries*
User avatar #2846 to #2845 - yeorgh ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
alexanderburns
User avatar #2847 to #2846 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
no cheaters allowed
#2848 to #2847 - yeorgh ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
Got it on my first try.
Got it on my first try.
#2869 to #2848 - desacabose ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
>3 hours
User avatar #2870 to #2869 - yeorgh ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
Max ruppees run out really quick.
User avatar #2871 to #2870 - desacabose ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
***** I just need to get agitha to higher level
User avatar #2872 to #2871 - yeorgh ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
I was retarded and thought it was going to be easy so i wasted it on Impa, Sheik and Lana.
User avatar #2874 to #2873 - yeorgh ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
Got cocky cus i got it on my first try.
User avatar #2875 to #2874 - desacabose ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
I'm going to switch to Shiek
User avatar #2876 to #2875 - yeorgh ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
How do you plan on not doing the weak point smash though?
User avatar #2878 to #2876 - desacabose ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
I'm going to switch to someone
User avatar #2879 to #2878 - yeorgh ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
Lana is the easiest, I tried it with true midna and her cannon but it doesn't do enough damage.
User avatar #2849 to #2848 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
looks like I'm the best Hyrule Warriorser now
#2851 to #2849 - yeorgh ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
Why isn't there a easier way to save screenshots on this thing.
#2850 to #2849 - yeorgh ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #2839 to #2838 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
the main character's name is actually link and not zelda
User avatar #2840 to #2839 - desacabose ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
you know you didn't know the master sword is better than the magic sword
User avatar #2841 to #2840 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
Fierce Diety Link shoots beams
User avatar #2842 to #2841 - desacabose ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
Only in focus spirit
***** I bet yeorgh wasn't even aware of how overpowered the master sword is
User avatar #2843 to #2842 - yeorgh ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
It only shoots beams if you have full hp plus it has no slots which means you can't equip skills such as haste or normal attack+
User avatar #2844 to #2843 - yeorgh ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
And the fact that it shoots beams is one of the reasons i don't like kid link since it's basically the same as master sword beam, ****** .
User avatar #2834 - BmanX (02/26/2015) [-]
#2827 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
**alexanderburns used "*roll picture*"**
**alexanderburns rolled image** and my new profile pic is
#2828 to #2827 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
**alexanderburns used "*roll picture*"**
**alexanderburns rolled image** not fond of this one
#2829 to #2828 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
**alexanderburns used "*roll picture*"**
**alexanderburns rolled image** too small and ****
#2830 to #2829 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
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**alexanderburns rolled image** eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
#2831 to #2830 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
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#2821 - noobnage (02/21/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #2822 to #2821 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/22/2015) [-]
ok
#2809 - princesstrans (02/20/2015) [-]
who wants to host a tinychat to cheer me up
what's that?
you do, Alex?
User avatar #2810 to #2809 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
It would probably just be me and you and that would just make everyone more sad
User avatar #2823 to #2811 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/22/2015) [-]
nice thumbnail
User avatar #2824 to #2823 - princesstrans (02/22/2015) [-]
I got it from pie, so
User avatar #2825 to #2824 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/22/2015) [-]
do you mean you saved the thumbnail from one of his full sized pics
User avatar #2812 to #2811 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
and I still don't understand why I would have to host
User avatar #2813 to #2812 - princesstrans (02/20/2015) [-]
because my computer can't even host a skype call
User avatar #2816 to #2815 - princesstrans (02/20/2015) [-]
sorry had to help my dad with the pipes
User avatar #2833 to #2816 - cognosceteipsum (02/25/2015) [-]
Did you clean his pipes
User avatar #2814 to #2813 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
wow
you get a chat this time because everyone's favourite movie is back on youtube
#2808 - yeorgh ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
#2804 - cycloneclone (02/15/2015) [-]
Will you be mine?
Will you be mine?
User avatar #2801 - noobnage (02/14/2015) [-]
h-how do i git gud at smash signore?
User avatar #2802 to #2801 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
hit but don't get hit
User avatar #2803 to #2802 - noobnage (02/14/2015) [-]
i stuck my n3ds in cement, guide wasn't clear enough
#2798 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
just thought of getting things like this
User avatar #2795 - desacabose ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
Luigi is the most interesting mario
User avatar #2796 to #2795 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
if it's opposite day, yeah
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