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aldheim

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:11/08/2011
Last Login:7/26/2014
Location:Whiterun
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Content Thumbs: 10180 total,  12679 ,  2499
Comment Thumbs: 41051 total,  50871 ,  9820
Content Level Progress: 75% (75/100)
Level 201 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 202 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 96.7% (967/1000)
Level 340 Comments: Sold Soul → Level 341 Comments: Sold Soul
Subscribers:20
Content Views:388262
Times Content Favorited:487 times
Total Comments Made:11262
FJ Points:14439
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#14 - Because contries in south america are not typically all just c… 01/19/2014 on canada a little to the left +4
#91 - Man, if this dude made a movie trailer for AH, I would be able… 12/22/2013 on Fallout 3 humour... 0
#90 - He looks more like he's freaked out / has no idea what's going on. 12/22/2013 on Fallout 3 humour... 0
#53 - When you're about to finish, lean in close and whisper erotica… 12/22/2013 on Hakuna matata +1
#128 - She looks, like four. Most kids this age have a good sense…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2013 on Awww. +1
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#144 - zomgwaffle (12/22/2013) [-]
This is not true nowadays or at least around where I am. I work at a shelter and I see a lot of stupid little kids who are warned before hand not to get in a dogs face they do it anyways.
#22 - Life needs more space ghost. 12/21/2013 on They sure dont make em like... +3
#202 - His heart stopped. 12/21/2013 on Great Moment From South Park +3
#6 - As somebody doing a bachelor of science, I have to say this is…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2013 on What the church thinks 0
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#17 - liversupporter (12/20/2013) [-]
if i somehow get the right result after a 3 hour practical, this is what i shout in victory
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#12 - angelusprimus (12/20/2013) [-]
When I was getting my masters there were lists of things to do in case something goes wrong.
Every one started with "Sacrifice a goat and draw pentagram with its blood on the floor"
#63 - Well then, let's go by atoms. We're probably like 90% bana…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2013 on I'm a banana +2
#65 - poljento (12/20/2013) [-]
In a similar fashion quantity matters, as well as what you make of the atoms. If you make a small human with 100 % of the same atoms in the same places, it still wouldn't be the same, would it it would be smaller ?
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#80 - pokemonstheshiz (12/20/2013) [-]
the chemical structure of the atoms matters as well
i.e. isomers
#114 - So European scientists are right, but the institutions that tr… 12/19/2013 on maybe some funnys 0
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#60 - alfjnn (09/17/2012) [-]
APPARENTLY PEOPLE LOVE YOU.
I AS WELL, LOVE YOU, BRO.
#59 - amissingmouse (09/04/2012) [-]
Hi
#56 - zameckis (08/31/2012) [-]
**zameckis judging you**
#57 to #56 - aldheim (08/31/2012) [-]
k
#58 to #57 - zameckis (08/31/2012) [-]
kthxbai
#54 - redwolfradolf (08/28/2012) [-]
I'm trying to cheer people up because it makes me feel better when I'm pissed off.

So in a way, this is like angry sex.

Anyway, have an awesome day.
#55 to #54 - aldheim (08/28/2012) [-]
Angry sex? Awesome!
#53 - imanassassin (08/22/2012) [-]
You said you needed sauce right?
#52 - anon (08/02/2012) [-]
Hey, you're a faggot
#49 - anon (07/09/2012) [-]
I got yo back with that halo fiasco
#43 - chriscjx (05/11/2012) [-]
Hey, at least me being a dumbass netted you seven thumbs.
#44 to #52 - aldheim (05/11/2012) [-]
1: I have no idea what you're referring to, I have terrible memory.
2: I don't give a damn about thumbs.
#45 to #53 - chriscjx (05/11/2012) [-]
"That's saying OP doesn't like the taste of dicks, idiot."
#46 to #54 - aldheim (05/11/2012) [-]
Now I remember.
But I still don't care about my thumb total.
#47 to #55 - chriscjx (05/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, I figured as much. Still, nice catch. I thought I was being all witty.
#41 - InfernalOneShot (05/04/2012) [-]
I deleted the post and decided just to put it as my status.

Take care anyway :)
#42 to #50 - aldheim (05/04/2012) [-]
A good choice.
I just don't want to see the fandom of another show I like turn to self derisive pointlessness.
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#40 to #48 - aldheim (04/29/2012) [-]
Thank you, captain obvious.
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