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Youtube Channel: Alderus
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Video Games Played: Project Zomboid, Mount & Blade: Warband, Nether, DayZ, Divinity: Original Sin, 7 Days 2 Die
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Date Signed Up:1/31/2011
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User avatar #5 - comicexplain (02/13/2015) [-]
Hrm, let's see...

For tony, Peter once reversed a safe-lock on the Iron Spider suit, defeating Tony's -amazing- genius with his own (And earning him an Iron Man suit) during Civil War. Which was awesome.

He once 'defeated' the hulk by making him laugh back into Banner, a long time ago. Something to do with bombarding him with jokes. Was a good time.

He's never had to really face Thor before, but considering his prowess durring Battleworld, I'd think he would win! So long as there's no plot armor/idiot ball being held, anyway. Sure, Thor trumps him with shear strength, but Spidey's no slouch himself. His powerset is modest, but added with his -speed- (Which is scary quick), plus reflexes, reaction time and most importantly, Spider sense, he could knock him flat and HARD, given the proper handling. Just like he did to Titania. Never underestimate Spidey.

Capt would be a different story. His forethought would likely trump Spidey's own spider-sense, and experience with his own body would, despite Peters own experience likely overcome him. They've never had to fight before, but it'd definitely be an interesting battle! My money is on Capt, sadly. When Captain America Throws His Mighty Shiiiield...~

For the results of Spider-man vs Spider-man, take a peak at the clone Saga.

#21 - anonexplains (02/14/2015) [-]
spider man also once turned into a giant spider, and was killed by the punisher using fly paper
he also gives you cancer if he cums in you
and is the most whiny cry baby of a bitch super hero in exsistance
like all his humor is just to hide the fact he cries at the drop of a hat, and not even his own hat
the hats of strangers
#19 - vorigan (02/13/2015) [-]
Spidey and Cap did actually have a scuffle during Civil War. The both got a fair few punches in although Spidey did have to use his Iron suit's extra abilities to do so and ultimately ended in a stalemate as Cap ran off to help his group out.

Sauce is Amazing Spider-Man #534
User avatar #20 - comicexplain (02/13/2015) [-]
Indeed! I try not to count powered-up Spidey, when doing statistics - Which is also why I didn't count the -hilarious- Captain Universe Spider-Man vs Hulk (At the Anon in comment #9) battle! Nor do I count the Ultimate universe, 616 Spidey, all the way!

Fantastic battle, and shows you just how frightening Captain can be!
#15 - kawai (02/13/2015) [-]
i learned something today, thanks
#14 - ciacheczko (02/13/2015) [-]
"For the results of Spider-man vs Spider-man"

Yeah, my bet is on Spiderman here.
User avatar #12 - yunoknow (02/13/2015) [-]
while you're here, how is he going to thoroughly wash thor's hammer?
User avatar #13 - pasadenamudslide (02/13/2015) [-]
He might not be able to lift the hammer but the Webbing he shoots should hold it and he could have thor hang it there
User avatar #11 - donatelo (02/13/2015) [-]
thanks baby. spidey is my favorite.
#9 - anonexplains (02/13/2015) [-]
what about the bs. hulk vs captain universe (spider-man).
and in the ultimate spider-man cap takes on the whole crew of spider-man, Nova, White Tiger, Power Man and Iron Fist. Season 1, Episode 23 Not A Toy
#8 - skalias (02/13/2015) [-]
What about that one time in the civil war where Spidey and Cap where just casually going at it till they fucked off to actually do something productive.
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i remember when this was a thing

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