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alcxander

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Date Signed Up:12/26/2010
Last Login:5/25/2015
Location:Dublin Ireland
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#44 - Serbia: ракија/rakija Bosnia and Herzegovina: rakija… 11/09/2014 on Serbian farm equipement 0
#42 - go look it up brate. nobody likes talking about that part…  [+] (19 new replies) 11/09/2014 on Serbian farm equipement 0
User avatar #43 - cdmin (11/09/2014) [-]
i know why, i just want to see what he has to say when he is proud of his country.
#45 - alcxander (11/09/2014) [-]
dude fuck off and don't bring up bad shit here like that then. If you know nobody likes talking about it then stop forcing the subject you absolute dick. It's an awful area of history just drop it.
User avatar #46 - cdmin (11/09/2014) [-]
but how can he be proud of his country ?
#47 - alcxander (11/09/2014) [-]
In what sense should eh not be proud of his country? Serbia has done a great many things but CIVIL WAR is not one of them. Just cause there is a black mark in their history doens't mean he should be any less proud! you show me a country that has no dark parts in it's history there. Where are you from Albania? The Balkans even?
User avatar #48 - cdmin (11/09/2014) [-]
good old germany. and now shut the fuck up you piece of shit
#49 - alcxander (11/09/2014) [-]
yeah clearly I'm the piece of shit, coming from the guy who brings up civil fucking war. Fuck off you twat. Hey maybe we should ask you how you can be proud of your country after you gassed 6 MILLION jews you shit bag! Go suck a swastika your short sighted ignorant fuck and don't bring up civil fucking war like an arrogant prick, wipe your tears on the tatters of your shitty reich take a shit on your Volkisch.

But you still should be proud of your country for other things, prick.
User avatar #50 - cdmin (11/09/2014) [-]
i m not, thats why i asked him why he is. and now kill yourself.
#51 - alcxander (11/09/2014) [-]
but thats stupid! Germany is a great country! they have done wonderful things and have provided the world with amazing stuff fro you to be proud of, yeah sure you had ww2 but so fucking what. that's no reason to be not proud of your country, Germany still has done many great things and it's absolutely not fair for you to question why someone should be proud of their country like that. Especially about civil war. Way to drag up some really horrible feelings mate.
User avatar #63 - cdmin (11/09/2014) [-]
the people are idiots. the government is corrupt in any way and supports countrys who make warcrimes on a daily basis. i left the country 2 years ago and i dont regret it.
#65 - alcxander (11/09/2014) [-]
where did you move to? (have a question depending on your answer.)
User avatar #66 - cdmin (11/09/2014) [-]
a few friends of mine moved to thailand. and since i have work on the internet i moved there too, almost 2 years ago
#67 - alcxander (11/09/2014) [-]
ahhh ok. I was gonna ask how did you manage visa's and stuff when you moved, but not for thailand so it dont matter
User avatar #68 - cdmin (11/09/2014) [-]
it matters. i got an ed visa. so actually i m a student. you have to go to a different country and request it and then come back to register it. every 3 month i can extend it for another 3 month. that goes up to 1 year, then i have to request a new ed visa. i can learn 3 years english and 10 years thai. after that i have to look for other visas. a friend of mine gat a business visa and can stay almost forever.
#69 - alcxander (11/09/2014) [-]
looking for a partner ship visa for my partner in Ireland to stay there permanently. though the process from what I know of it sounds very similar to what you just said as well
User avatar #70 - cdmin (11/09/2014) [-]
just give him a business visa if u got money. u can buy that.
#71 - alcxander (11/09/2014) [-]
how much is a business visa?
User avatar #72 - cdmin (11/09/2014) [-]
about 2000€ in thailand.
#73 - alcxander (11/09/2014) [-]
ill look into it, hvala
User avatar #56 - aldkai (11/09/2014) [-]
Dude.

He's a troll too.
#41 - all your points are pretty rubbish guys, you wanna shut up bic…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2014 on Serbian farm equipement 0
User avatar #53 - redtooth (11/09/2014) [-]
There's no need to get mad, buddy. I did not know that it originated from Serbia, so thanks for "schooling" me. However my point still stands. Just 'cause it's sold in all the restaurants does not mean it originated from there...
#55 - alcxander (11/09/2014) [-]
yes you are right, just cause every restaurant sells something does not make it their national dish. Sorry, sometimes it comes out in me, my bad yo I apologise. Though if you wanna see mad you should see the argument I had with some other guy in this thread haha
#79 - it does NOT include ************ ireland in the UK :p w… 10/27/2014 on Motherfucking Survey Time +1
#725 - why does gif make me feel like it is dancing, its just a rotat… 10/26/2014 on Get Funky, Funnyjunk! 0
#31 - Comment deleted  [+] (11 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Funnyjunk designs some shirts +8
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#2151 - **alcxander rolls 458,367,863** 10/24/2014 on Free Steam 0
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#135 - I am in your debt, call on me anytime you need something, espe… 09/01/2014 on Nude pics of celebrities 0
#131 - is this torrent non another site, TPB is block in my country  [+] (5 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Nude pics of celebrities 0
#139 - dogzie (09/01/2014) [-]
Are these ones organised?
#143 - fitting (09/01/2014) [-]
yes
#144 - dogzie (09/01/2014) [-]
snazzy
#135 - alcxander (09/01/2014) [-]
I am in your debt, call on me anytime you need something, especially if its photography,computer or cooking related
#50 - has literally made my day, is turning the ongoing fight agains… 08/23/2014 on /v/ has a daughter +3
#7 - Anyone got a source on these? 08/17/2014 on I don't believe this dialouge +1
#113 - some feedback your boards banner on top covers up th header na… 08/16/2014 on kim jong in a thong 0
#112 - i was logged out >.< 08/16/2014 on kim jong in a thong 0
#42 - funniest thing ive seen all day thank you 08/16/2014 on WOOOOOO...... FUCK FUCK FUCK. 0
#218 - Nicest done, now the meanest: Im such a devil really,… 08/15/2014 on Good or Evil 0
#215 - TL;DR Bought a homeless man a flight home. I had a fi…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/15/2014 on Good or Evil +26
User avatar #405 - odonnell (08/15/2014) [-]
The nicest thing you've done now was put the TL;DR at the start of the story. Thank you.
#397 - pornoranger (08/15/2014) [-]
>bouth a homeless man a flight home
User avatar #400 - chimpaflimp (08/15/2014) [-]
As in HOME COUNTRY, you dozy cunt.
#432 - pornoranger (08/15/2014) [-]
alright, who let the autist on the internet?
#285 - jelopi (08/15/2014) [-]
>Malaysian airline
I have a bad feeling about this.
#63 - wear out my refresh button 08/10/2014 on What to do? 0
#61 - hey guys, this is a very common type of party in Europe we… 08/08/2014 on status 0
#116 - Alright lets share my sleep stories, these are mine and happen…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2014 on Sleeptalk stories 0
#158 - jacencaedus (08/08/2014) [-]
and to think, I damn near didn't read this
#9 - Well, it seems like my dunce lost-cause FJ family need some nu…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Almonds Activated +16
User avatar #24 - greendaynimrod (07/24/2014) [-]
Thanks and all, but why do you have to be such a cunt
#35 - anonymous (07/25/2014) [-]
Because I love me FJ family so, but if I say it outright the ridicule would be endless
User avatar #30 - cumbersome (07/25/2014) [-]
Because its the internet?
#23 - anonymous (07/24/2014) [-]
There is almost no research that indicates whether “activation” works or not. www.australianalmonds.com.au/enjoy/activated_almonds
#12 - zmantheepic (07/24/2014) [-]
sure, its the first ingredient, BUT HOW THE FUCK DO I MAKE A DIY COCONUT
User avatar #27 - aggressiveunicorn (07/25/2014) [-]
I think it's supposed to be a homemade (coconut, blueberry, etc.) Muffin, like the muffin itself is home made. I know nobody cares, but I felt stupid when I realized it.
#15 - it says he has a job.....good reading skills  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2014 on So True 0
User avatar #21 - meanberry (07/22/2014) [-]
It says he resigns from it.
User avatar #39 - IamSofaKingdom (07/22/2014) [-]
"someone who takes an undemanding job to..."

That would be the panel that suggests that he still has a job.
#32 - pooplol (07/22/2014) [-]
Can you not read between lines?
#14 - guyssssssssss, what the hell is with you negative asses? this …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on So True +2
User avatar #42 - angelious (07/22/2014) [-]
because its from zen pencil.

funnyjunk for some reason hates everything he does,says,or sees.


kind of like nickleback
#12 - i was under the impression it was thrown over them as they lef… 07/22/2014 on Release The Butterflies +2
#57 - well i think i will try her later and see how i get on with her ^^ 07/21/2014 on My face, Sona rework 0

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User avatar #43 - joshlol (02/15/2015) [-]
btw how old are you m8?

just out of interest
#44 to #43 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
26, you guys?
User avatar #45 to #44 - joshlol (02/15/2015) [-]
22
#46 to #45 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
and posttwo? where you from josh
User avatar #48 to #46 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
Its the great mod mystery.
#50 to #48 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
are you old enough to go drinking next week?
User avatar #52 to #50 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
Of course I am
#53 to #52 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
no worries then
User avatar #54 to #53 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
all the worries
stranger danger
#55 to #54 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
hahahahahahahahahahah
User avatar #56 to #55 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
Its funny
you can get my name and address and phone number easily without any effort
but try to get a picture of me or anything like that - not happening
#57 to #56 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
that sounds like a challenge but not one i could really be up for, idgaf what you look like mate so long as you're good craic when you're drinking
User avatar #58 to #57 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
Im a depressed chick that never drank before
#59 to #58 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
well, we don't gotta drink for a meet up? we can talk over coffee/tea just as easily.
#60 to #59 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
Just make me do things okay
I dont care
Im bored
#61 to #60 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
hhahahaha ok, ok. You are free next week ya? We meet up next week for after work social drink/coffee in town somewhere. Monday ok with you?
User avatar #62 to #61 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
Im not dead tired on monday then sure
User avatar #65 to #63 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
ITs ******* snowing agian
#66 to #65 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
bollox. i have to travel to work tomo in that. its not snowing here
#49 to #48 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
lol
User avatar #47 to #46 - joshlol (02/15/2015) [-]
england m8
#51 to #47 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
dont be sad, england is not that bad
User avatar #24 - joshlol (02/15/2015) [-]
you and post2 should be friends
#25 to #24 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
Thanks for the tip mr. Lol. What makes you say that?
User avatar #26 to #25 - joshlol (02/15/2015) [-]
he's a wonderful guy living in dublin that needs a friend
#27 to #26 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
he seems cool. i'll send him a request. I thought a head mod of FJ would be rolling friends? :/
User avatar #32 to #27 - joshlol (02/15/2015) [-]
modship doesn't leave much time for making friends in some cases
#34 to #32 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
well you guys are pretty cool in my books so ill be your friends, i live on FJ anyway
User avatar #33 to #32 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
I dont do ****
I just spam skype and pretend I do ****
#35 to #33 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
hahahahahahaahahah if you can fake it you will go far in life
User avatar #37 to #35 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA Ive been faking my sex life to be perfectly normal and nothing happened
#39 to #37 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
dude a fake sex life might as well be a god tier sex life for all the **** you get to avoid
User avatar #36 to #35 - joshlol (02/15/2015) [-]
I'M TRYING TO TEACH HIM THIS
#38 to #36 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
hahahahaha just give him vague directions and objectives to get lost at and he'll be busy forever
User avatar #40 to #38 - joshlol (02/15/2015) [-]
I have faith in him despite how much he trys to give himself the worst odds
#41 to #40 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
people do this to themselves, he probablyy doesnt tell you but im sure your faith in him is something he enjoys! maybe ill go to Dublin and give him a kick up the hole for good measure though
User avatar #42 to #41 - joshlol (02/15/2015) [-]
pls do
User avatar #31 to #27 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
Ill go kill myself now
User avatar #30 to #27 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
User avatar #29 to #27 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
User avatar #28 to #27 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
BWHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
User avatar #3 - posttwo (02/07/2015) [-]
HI DUBLIN PERSON
#4 to #3 - alcxander (02/07/2015) [-]
Hello mr/miss posttwo are you familiar with Dublin?
User avatar #5 to #4 - posttwo (02/07/2015) [-]
I live here
#6 to #5 - alcxander (02/07/2015) [-]
ah cool beans, whereabouts? I'm moving to Blackrock soon. Is there many of FJ from this land of ours??
User avatar #7 to #6 - posttwo (02/07/2015) [-]
Ballinteer
theres gmcity and thats all I know about
#8 to #7 - alcxander (02/07/2015) [-]
cool, Ive been on this site about 7 years now and I have no idea who that is >.<
are you a moderator? is that what the stars mean?
User avatar #9 to #8 - posttwo (02/07/2015) [-]
its a dude
he's pretty cool
likes pizza

Yes thats what they mean - the oranger you are the higher level moderator you are
#10 to #9 - alcxander (02/07/2015) [-]
anyone who likes pizza is cool in my books. Except pepperoni, people who like pepperoni are wrong.


That looks pretty orangy, you are high up the moderator food chain?
User avatar #11 to #10 - posttwo (02/07/2015) [-]
I like Hawaiian or just plain

Im the highest
#12 to #11 - alcxander (02/07/2015) [-]
see I can dig that, pineapple ain't as bad as people make it out to be I think

well, leader of the pack that's pretty cool. Congrats to you
*bows reverentially*
you been apart of the site a long time?
User avatar #13 to #12 - posttwo (02/07/2015) [-]
Its good
unless you get it from dominos
They like to put COLD PINEAPPLE on pizzas after theyre baked

Um.. 2011 I think
#14 to #13 - alcxander (02/07/2015) [-]
cold pineapple?? that's HEINOUS! Never gonna order Hawaiian from them..... *shudder*

I'd say in all the time iv'e been on this site you are possible the only person i've talked to. What made you to come to fj?
User avatar #15 to #14 - posttwo (02/07/2015) [-]
A person on omegle told me about it :|
#16 to #15 - alcxander (02/07/2015) [-]
hahahahahahahah omg thats amazing! And here you are 4 years later lord of the moderators heeheehee i think that is a pretty funny story actually. i think i found FJ in a google search once :/
User avatar #17 to #16 - posttwo (02/07/2015) [-]
did you just google "Funny pictures" or something?
#18 to #17 - alcxander (02/07/2015) [-]
oh geez I don't remember to be honest haha
it was like 7 years ago now. I think I probably did just google funny pictures and found this website. Havnt been able to leave since
User avatar #19 to #18 - posttwo (02/07/2015) [-]
Leaving is hard man
leaving is haaard
#20 to #19 - alcxander (02/07/2015) [-]
awh man you're tellin me, it's like my go to for when im stuck haha!
I used to know the net so well, now I literally spend all my time here. Sometimes I go online and ive no idea what I want to do so I just go here
User avatar #21 to #20 - posttwo (02/08/2015) [-]
I go here and have no idea what to do
#22 to #21 - alcxander (02/08/2015) [-]
hahahahahahahah

well you're head mod! how do you get away with that ;) hahahaha
User avatar #23 to #22 - posttwo (02/08/2015) [-]
I speed through content and comments so fast theres nothing left to do after an hour
#2 to #1 - alcxander (06/23/2014) [-]
^^
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