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#18 - what is the name of this game??  [+] (6 new replies) 03/31/2014 on LIFE 0
User avatar #20 - chokinandtokin (03/31/2014) [-]
Monopoly
#22 - alcxander (03/31/2014) [-]
that board does not look like any monopoly i have ever played....
User avatar #31 - yoshidino (03/31/2014) [-]
That's beacuse it's life.
User avatar #25 - chokinandtokin (03/31/2014) [-]
title
#27 - alcxander (03/31/2014) [-]
someone explained it to me, never heard of it before thats why i didnt get it
User avatar #30 - fjusernumberone (03/31/2014) [-]
The Game of Life
#23 - sorry guys don't know this story, what and who is it about? Th… 03/07/2014 on HFY 3 0
#119893 - y aman i had a similar experience with my gran, exact same. wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #119896 - storkillen (03/04/2014) [-]
That actually made a lot of sense, thanks
#1551 - Comment deleted 02/26/2014 on Ads on FJ are probably... 0
#262 - **alcxander rolls 995** trips! 02/23/2014 on ok funnyjunk... +1
#259 - **alcxander rolls 289** this??  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2014 on ok funnyjunk... +1
User avatar #261 - unfairlybanned (02/23/2014) [-]
**unfairlybanned rolls 376** No, this.
#262 - alcxander (02/23/2014) [-]
**alcxander rolls 995** trips!
#257 - fuck you almost got it twice!!!  [+] (4 new replies) 02/23/2014 on ok funnyjunk... +1
User avatar #258 - unfairlybanned (02/23/2014) [-]
And then I actually did get it.

Rolled 666.
#259 - alcxander (02/23/2014) [-]
**alcxander rolls 289** this??
User avatar #261 - unfairlybanned (02/23/2014) [-]
**unfairlybanned rolls 376** No, this.
#262 - alcxander (02/23/2014) [-]
**alcxander rolls 995** trips!
#26 - Picture 02/05/2014 on majiK ILLUSION +23
#23 - guys, seriously guys, just LOOK at this link please  [+] (2 new replies) 02/04/2014 on Irish engineering 0
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#50 - "Jean-Phillippe start the car and lets go" "… 02/04/2014 on Left turn at the... +4
#411 - i will however concede, that after looking further into it, yo… 02/04/2014 on Disney land, the gayest... 0
#410 - in the same sense you can call scientologists a race but its r…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2014 on Disney land, the gayest... 0
#411 - alcxander (02/04/2014) [-]
i will however concede, that after looking further into it, you can be a jew who doesnt practice judaism BUT you would be an apostate jew, i.e. someone who no longer belongs to the community of Jewish people and/or practices another religion actively (including atheism). so you are still a jew but not in the jewish community ("race"). jewish people can not convert out of judaism and you can convert back to judaism if you follow it alone and nothing else,

Source: as is written in jewish law

also the only way to be jewish without practicing is that a Jewish identity is automatically bestowed on babies of Jewish mothers (according to Orthodox and Conservative Judaism) and of Jewish mothers or fathers (according to Reform Judaism) however this is only cultural Judaism and not religious Judaism, which again by law makes them apostates i.e. people who are not actually part of the jewish community.
#409 - yes i think I mentioned in my comment what ethno- means, somet…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/04/2014 on Disney land, the gayest... 0
#410 - alcxander (02/04/2014) [-]
in the same sense you can call scientologists a race but its really accurate, they have about as much in common as daily users of funnyjunk, thats technically a race because (loosely used) they have some cultural traits in common. but in the original sense of the word, (any anthropologists would know this) In the traditional biological and anthropological systems of classification, race refers to a group of persons who share such genetically transmitted traits as skin color, hair texture, and eye shape or color: the white race, the black race, the asian race etc etc. and please nobody try get on my back for saying black or i'm gonna slap you if you accuse me of being racist. oh here we go, here is a jewish woman answering the same question, read how she explains several times that jews are not a race, and you can check her sources too if you like answers. yahoo .com/question/index?qid=20090412165257AAemFd9
and here are my resources
www. jewfaq. org/whoisjew.htm
dictionary .reference .com/browse/ethnic?s=t
dictionary. reference .com/browse/race?s=t
now, tell me what you think
#411 - alcxander (02/04/2014) [-]
i will however concede, that after looking further into it, you can be a jew who doesnt practice judaism BUT you would be an apostate jew, i.e. someone who no longer belongs to the community of Jewish people and/or practices another religion actively (including atheism). so you are still a jew but not in the jewish community ("race"). jewish people can not convert out of judaism and you can convert back to judaism if you follow it alone and nothing else,

Source: as is written in jewish law

also the only way to be jewish without practicing is that a Jewish identity is automatically bestowed on babies of Jewish mothers (according to Orthodox and Conservative Judaism) and of Jewish mothers or fathers (according to Reform Judaism) however this is only cultural Judaism and not religious Judaism, which again by law makes them apostates i.e. people who are not actually part of the jewish community.
#1 - with all these gay/bisexual/cross dressing images in front pag… 02/03/2014 on Gay contact 0
#256 - just to clear a few points up here. lets start with Walt d…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/03/2014 on Disney land, the gayest... 0
User avatar #320 - tealcanaan (02/03/2014) [-]
Ethno-

It relates to race or particular group that is tightly related, since it has religion in the word it refers to the racial aspect of Jews. Ever heard ethnicity and what does that mean? It is both a distinct race and a religion. You can be Jew who doesn't practice Judaism....Read it three time to make sure you understand.
#409 - alcxander (02/04/2014) [-]
yes i think I mentioned in my comment what ethno- means, something that unites people by beliefs and/or religious views, if you want me to expand you could also say bonded by race or culture or people all the same, i don't get why you explained that in your comment.

annnnndd just to clear this up
Ethnicity is a plural/noun word that means to have ethnic traits/background or allegiance. and ethnic means to lean towards or have traits of a certain characteristic of people or group, especially those with their own culture, religion, style, language.

it does not mean anything to do with a race being a religion at the same time. in fact you can get a dictionary and prove me wrong on that and I will eat my humble pie.

as for being a Jew without practicing Judaism,well are you sure about that? Like really really sure? You are saying you can be a jew without practicing Judaism, right? well actually you are wrong, let me explain why.
A Jew is any person whose mother was a Jew or any person who has gone through the formal process of conversion to Judaism.
ok got that? lets talk a little further about it though.
It is important to note that being a Jew has nothing to do with what you believe or what you do. A person born to non-Jewish parents who has not undergone the formal process of conversion but who believes everything that Orthodox Jews believe and observes every law and custom of Judaism is still a non-Jew. Even in the most liberal movements this is still the case. In this sense Judaism is more like a nationality than like other religions, and being Jewish is like a citizenship, sort of. and finally in the loose sense of terms you can call Jewish people a race only because they have some common characteristics which as time goes on become less and less and nearly wholly revolve around religion and no longer about beliefs (because there are so many different sects) or cultural identity (because it is spreading around the world to include or races of people),contd.
#410 - alcxander (02/04/2014) [-]
in the same sense you can call scientologists a race but its really accurate, they have about as much in common as daily users of funnyjunk, thats technically a race because (loosely used) they have some cultural traits in common. but in the original sense of the word, (any anthropologists would know this) In the traditional biological and anthropological systems of classification, race refers to a group of persons who share such genetically transmitted traits as skin color, hair texture, and eye shape or color: the white race, the black race, the asian race etc etc. and please nobody try get on my back for saying black or i'm gonna slap you if you accuse me of being racist. oh here we go, here is a jewish woman answering the same question, read how she explains several times that jews are not a race, and you can check her sources too if you like answers. yahoo .com/question/index?qid=20090412165257AAemFd9
and here are my resources
www. jewfaq. org/whoisjew.htm
dictionary .reference .com/browse/ethnic?s=t
dictionary. reference .com/browse/race?s=t
now, tell me what you think
#411 - alcxander (02/04/2014) [-]
i will however concede, that after looking further into it, you can be a jew who doesnt practice judaism BUT you would be an apostate jew, i.e. someone who no longer belongs to the community of Jewish people and/or practices another religion actively (including atheism). so you are still a jew but not in the jewish community ("race"). jewish people can not convert out of judaism and you can convert back to judaism if you follow it alone and nothing else,

Source: as is written in jewish law

also the only way to be jewish without practicing is that a Jewish identity is automatically bestowed on babies of Jewish mothers (according to Orthodox and Conservative Judaism) and of Jewish mothers or fathers (according to Reform Judaism) however this is only cultural Judaism and not religious Judaism, which again by law makes them apostates i.e. people who are not actually part of the jewish community.
#23 - chuckle while i find something better  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2014 on For when a title isn't enough +6
User avatar #40 - mydogpikachu (02/02/2014) [-]
crap on the hammer that'll teach Thor, to not mess with bodily functions
#22 - i need to quest for an original hammer related image!  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2014 on For when a title isn't enough 0
#23 - alcxander (02/02/2014) [-]
chuckle while i find something better
User avatar #40 - mydogpikachu (02/02/2014) [-]
crap on the hammer that'll teach Thor, to not mess with bodily functions
#20 - and here i thought the whole world was missing the obvious lol 02/02/2014 on For when a title isn't enough 0
#19 - yeah a little bit i really cant grasp how i missed that earlier :/  [+] (5 new replies) 02/02/2014 on For when a title isn't enough 0
User avatar #21 - Shitthatscrazy (02/02/2014) [-]
could also work as the MC Hammer
#22 - alcxander (02/02/2014) [-]
i need to quest for an original hammer related image!
#23 - alcxander (02/02/2014) [-]
chuckle while i find something better
User avatar #40 - mydogpikachu (02/02/2014) [-]
crap on the hammer that'll teach Thor, to not mess with bodily functions
#20 - alcxander (02/02/2014) [-]
and here i thought the whole world was missing the obvious lol
#17 - woops did not see that earlier, how did i miss that actuallly!?  [+] (7 new replies) 02/02/2014 on For when a title isn't enough 0
User avatar #18 - Shitthatscrazy (02/02/2014) [-]
Kinda mudkipfucked you up didnt i?
#19 - alcxander (02/02/2014) [-]
yeah a little bit i really cant grasp how i missed that earlier :/
User avatar #21 - Shitthatscrazy (02/02/2014) [-]
could also work as the MC Hammer
#22 - alcxander (02/02/2014) [-]
i need to quest for an original hammer related image!
#23 - alcxander (02/02/2014) [-]
chuckle while i find something better
User avatar #40 - mydogpikachu (02/02/2014) [-]
crap on the hammer that'll teach Thor, to not mess with bodily functions
#20 - alcxander (02/02/2014) [-]
and here i thought the whole world was missing the obvious lol
#11 - someone had to do it  [+] (9 new replies) 02/02/2014 on For when a title isn't enough +2
User avatar #16 - Shitthatscrazy (02/02/2014) [-]
comment number one and top comment for the content
#17 - alcxander (02/02/2014) [-]
woops did not see that earlier, how did i miss that actuallly!?
User avatar #18 - Shitthatscrazy (02/02/2014) [-]
Kinda mudkipfucked you up didnt i?
#19 - alcxander (02/02/2014) [-]
yeah a little bit i really cant grasp how i missed that earlier :/
User avatar #21 - Shitthatscrazy (02/02/2014) [-]
could also work as the MC Hammer
#22 - alcxander (02/02/2014) [-]
i need to quest for an original hammer related image!
#23 - alcxander (02/02/2014) [-]
chuckle while i find something better
User avatar #40 - mydogpikachu (02/02/2014) [-]
crap on the hammer that'll teach Thor, to not mess with bodily functions
#20 - alcxander (02/02/2014) [-]
and here i thought the whole world was missing the obvious lol
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