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alcxander

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Gender: female
Date Signed Up:12/26/2010
Last Login:3/05/2015
Location:Dublin Ireland
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#9163
Highest Content Rank:#2684
Highest Comment Rank:#6236
Content Thumbs: 937 total,  1109 ,  172
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Times Content Favorited:60 times
Total Comments Made:519
FJ Points:1371
Favorite Tags: dem tags (2) | woman (2)

latest user's comments

#46 - oh shoot me now. me and Archer in hearthstone. i …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Lets Hear 'Em Gents. +11
#537 - theXsjados (07/18/2014) [-]
Archer is western. I'm not sure, but I don't think it qualifies as anime.
#599 - alcxander (07/18/2014) [-]
Oh man, lets see what ive watched recently

spongebob
adventure time
samurai jack
avatar with korra
digimon

do they count ??
#606 - theXsjados (07/19/2014) [-]
Digimon is Japanese so if any of these are anime digimon would probably be it.
User avatar #500 - warbob (07/18/2014) [-]
I'd pay to listen to that
#429 - needs more pinkies !!!! 07/12/2014 on Pick Me Up +3
#2562 - **alcxander rolls 296** alcxander. 07/12/2014 on Steam Giveaway 0
#156 - **alcxander rolls 627,161,544** lol, queue lowest score 07/10/2014 on Steam Keys 0
#151 - **alcxander rolls 191,364,907** 07/10/2014 on Steam Keys 0
#477 - I forgot, what am I not? 07/10/2014 on i give you answers to life 0
#4425 - **alcxander rolls 428,643,194** 07/09/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#31 - ..... come on. She's like 14! She's way too old for you  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on tumblr vs 4chan: cringe... +171
#206 - anticitezenone has deleted their comment.
#30 - Comment deleted 07/09/2014 on tumblr vs 4chan: cringe... 0
#3 - hah I had something similar in my last few games in 5 queue te… 07/07/2014 on poor bastered believed me. 0
#10 - **alcxander rolled image ** NOW it deserves frontpage!  [+] (4 new replies) 07/04/2014 on (untitled) -2
User avatar #19 - thegrimreaver (07/04/2014) [-]
"What you've got here, is some cancerous faggotry. I've got a buddy who's an expert in cancerous faggotry, you mind if I call him down?"
User avatar #17 - thephoenix (07/04/2014) [-]
Best I can do is newest uploads.
User avatar #48 - newestuploads (07/05/2014) [-]
You can do better than me
User avatar #152 - thephoenix (07/05/2014) [-]
Nobody is better than you, you're beautiful
#9 - Comment deleted 07/04/2014 on (untitled) 0
#8 - >> fail  [+] (5 new replies) 07/04/2014 on (untitled) -2
#10 - alcxander (07/04/2014) [-]
**alcxander rolled image** NOW it deserves frontpage!
User avatar #19 - thegrimreaver (07/04/2014) [-]
"What you've got here, is some cancerous faggotry. I've got a buddy who's an expert in cancerous faggotry, you mind if I call him down?"
User avatar #17 - thephoenix (07/04/2014) [-]
Best I can do is newest uploads.
User avatar #48 - newestuploads (07/05/2014) [-]
You can do better than me
User avatar #152 - thephoenix (07/05/2014) [-]
Nobody is better than you, you're beautiful
#7 - *roll image* deserves frontpage!  [+] (7 new replies) 07/04/2014 on (untitled) -2
#55 - reloyjerkins has deleted their comment.
#8 - alcxander (07/04/2014) [-]
>> fail
#10 - alcxander (07/04/2014) [-]
**alcxander rolled image** NOW it deserves frontpage!
User avatar #19 - thegrimreaver (07/04/2014) [-]
"What you've got here, is some cancerous faggotry. I've got a buddy who's an expert in cancerous faggotry, you mind if I call him down?"
User avatar #17 - thephoenix (07/04/2014) [-]
Best I can do is newest uploads.
User avatar #48 - newestuploads (07/05/2014) [-]
You can do better than me
User avatar #152 - thephoenix (07/05/2014) [-]
Nobody is better than you, you're beautiful
#11 - for anyone who wants more.... 06/28/2014 on Centaur 0
#2 - ^^ 06/23/2014 on alcxander's profile 0
#199 - Suports main objectives a) poke enemy off farm b) sust… 06/13/2014 on Fed Akali 0
#198 - thats ok, everyone is but its about the fun so dont worry abou… 06/13/2014 on Fed Akali 0
#193 - you want to add another one to your list? im alcxander , happy…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Fed Akali 0
User avatar #194 - pivotmasterdm (06/13/2014) [-]
Alright. I suck dicks at it though.
#198 - alcxander (06/13/2014) [-]
thats ok, everyone is but its about the fun so dont worry about it i dont critcize
#192 - add me im alcxander alas im holidays now in Serbia but ill be … 06/13/2014 on Fed Akali 0
#191 - if you have enough ward vision you should be able to see her c…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Fed Akali +1
User avatar #195 - thespartanpony (06/13/2014) [-]
WHAT IS A SUPPORT
even when i get a support, they don't play support right >:I
#199 - alcxander (06/13/2014) [-]
Suports main objectives
a) poke enemy off farm
b) sustain the adc
c) ward the lane for ganks
d) cc the enemy champ for adc to kill or burst to low health.
e) ward the lane
f) get items promoting the adc getting kills (thronmail, randuins omen etc.)
g) allows you the adc to focus on farming
h) has high level local map awareness

if you get a support who doesnt do this tell them, you can get aggresive supports like nidalee, they are great cause their poke is AMAZING so if they ward as well you'd be sorted. Along with that if you learn how to control and freeze your lane you will come out well most times.
#188 - i cant aim his ult for peanuts sometimes lol always takes me o…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Fed Akali 0
User avatar #189 - thespartanpony (06/13/2014) [-]
what's your summoner name? want to play later?

#192 - alcxander (06/13/2014) [-]
add me im alcxander alas im holidays now in Serbia but ill be back in Ireland in 2/3 weeks when i can play again :d would be happy to have a game with you
#185 - Lucians ult is not global, but he is a very cool adc. I prefer…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Fed Akali 0
User avatar #187 - thespartanpony (06/13/2014) [-]
and even when i snare alkali or E away with lucian, akali will almost always just dive to me with her ult regardless
and when she lands a Q + basic attack, that's an already shredded ADC
#191 - alcxander (06/13/2014) [-]
if you have enough ward vision you should be able to see her coming. Kick your supports ass into getting a sightstone or something.
User avatar #195 - thespartanpony (06/13/2014) [-]
WHAT IS A SUPPORT
even when i get a support, they don't play support right >:I
#199 - alcxander (06/13/2014) [-]
Suports main objectives
a) poke enemy off farm
b) sustain the adc
c) ward the lane for ganks
d) cc the enemy champ for adc to kill or burst to low health.
e) ward the lane
f) get items promoting the adc getting kills (thronmail, randuins omen etc.)
g) allows you the adc to focus on farming
h) has high level local map awareness

if you get a support who doesnt do this tell them, you can get aggresive supports like nidalee, they are great cause their poke is AMAZING so if they ward as well you'd be sorted. Along with that if you learn how to control and freeze your lane you will come out well most times.
User avatar #186 - thespartanpony (06/13/2014) [-]
lucian because it's the only not global i can aim right... and i like his passive
#188 - alcxander (06/13/2014) [-]
i cant aim his ult for peanuts sometimes lol always takes me one or two times to get used to it hahah but his other skills are very nifty
User avatar #189 - thespartanpony (06/13/2014) [-]
what's your summoner name? want to play later?

#192 - alcxander (06/13/2014) [-]
add me im alcxander alas im holidays now in Serbia but ill be back in Ireland in 2/3 weeks when i can play again :d would be happy to have a game with you
#182 - what adc you play?  [+] (10 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Fed Akali 0
User avatar #183 - thespartanpony (06/13/2014) [-]
Jinx or lucian, i stay away from most other adcs because i enjoy the global ults
#185 - alcxander (06/13/2014) [-]
Lucians ult is not global, but he is a very cool adc. I prefer Ashe but can play most characters in bot. The only way to avoid Akali with those heroes is either jinxs snare and flash away or lucians dash to avoid akali q and run cause he defo dead >.<
User avatar #187 - thespartanpony (06/13/2014) [-]
and even when i snare alkali or E away with lucian, akali will almost always just dive to me with her ult regardless
and when she lands a Q + basic attack, that's an already shredded ADC
#191 - alcxander (06/13/2014) [-]
if you have enough ward vision you should be able to see her coming. Kick your supports ass into getting a sightstone or something.
User avatar #195 - thespartanpony (06/13/2014) [-]
WHAT IS A SUPPORT
even when i get a support, they don't play support right >:I
#199 - alcxander (06/13/2014) [-]
Suports main objectives
a) poke enemy off farm
b) sustain the adc
c) ward the lane for ganks
d) cc the enemy champ for adc to kill or burst to low health.
e) ward the lane
f) get items promoting the adc getting kills (thronmail, randuins omen etc.)
g) allows you the adc to focus on farming
h) has high level local map awareness

if you get a support who doesnt do this tell them, you can get aggresive supports like nidalee, they are great cause their poke is AMAZING so if they ward as well you'd be sorted. Along with that if you learn how to control and freeze your lane you will come out well most times.
User avatar #186 - thespartanpony (06/13/2014) [-]
lucian because it's the only not global i can aim right... and i like his passive
#188 - alcxander (06/13/2014) [-]
i cant aim his ult for peanuts sometimes lol always takes me one or two times to get used to it hahah but his other skills are very nifty
User avatar #189 - thespartanpony (06/13/2014) [-]
what's your summoner name? want to play later?

#192 - alcxander (06/13/2014) [-]
add me im alcxander alas im holidays now in Serbia but ill be back in Ireland in 2/3 weeks when i can play again :d would be happy to have a game with you
#7 - Ive had this argument like five years ago with this premise. T… 06/08/2014 on being specific 0

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User avatar #43 - joshlol (02/15/2015) [-]
btw how old are you m8?

just out of interest
#44 to #43 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
26, you guys?
User avatar #45 to #44 - joshlol (02/15/2015) [-]
22
#46 to #45 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
and posttwo? where you from josh
User avatar #48 to #46 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
Its the great mod mystery.
#50 to #48 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
are you old enough to go drinking next week?
User avatar #52 to #50 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
Of course I am
#53 to #52 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
no worries then
User avatar #54 to #53 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
all the worries
stranger danger
#55 to #54 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
hahahahahahahahahahah
User avatar #56 to #55 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
Its funny
you can get my name and address and phone number easily without any effort
but try to get a picture of me or anything like that - not happening
#57 to #56 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
that sounds like a challenge but not one i could really be up for, idgaf what you look like mate so long as you're good craic when you're drinking
User avatar #58 to #57 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
Im a depressed chick that never drank before
#59 to #58 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
well, we don't gotta drink for a meet up? we can talk over coffee/tea just as easily.
#60 to #59 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
Just make me do things okay
I dont care
Im bored
#61 to #60 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
hhahahaha ok, ok. You are free next week ya? We meet up next week for after work social drink/coffee in town somewhere. Monday ok with you?
User avatar #62 to #61 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
Im not dead tired on monday then sure
User avatar #65 to #63 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
ITs ******* snowing agian
#66 to #65 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
bollox. i have to travel to work tomo in that. its not snowing here
#49 to #48 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
lol
User avatar #47 to #46 - joshlol (02/15/2015) [-]
england m8
#51 to #47 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
dont be sad, england is not that bad
User avatar #24 - joshlol (02/15/2015) [-]
you and post2 should be friends
#25 to #24 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
Thanks for the tip mr. Lol. What makes you say that?
User avatar #26 to #25 - joshlol (02/15/2015) [-]
he's a wonderful guy living in dublin that needs a friend
#27 to #26 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
he seems cool. i'll send him a request. I thought a head mod of FJ would be rolling friends? :/
User avatar #32 to #27 - joshlol (02/15/2015) [-]
modship doesn't leave much time for making friends in some cases
#34 to #32 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
well you guys are pretty cool in my books so ill be your friends, i live on FJ anyway
User avatar #33 to #32 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
I dont do ****
I just spam skype and pretend I do ****
#35 to #33 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
hahahahahahaahahah if you can fake it you will go far in life
User avatar #37 to #35 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA Ive been faking my sex life to be perfectly normal and nothing happened
#39 to #37 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
dude a fake sex life might as well be a god tier sex life for all the **** you get to avoid
User avatar #36 to #35 - joshlol (02/15/2015) [-]
I'M TRYING TO TEACH HIM THIS
#38 to #36 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
hahahahaha just give him vague directions and objectives to get lost at and he'll be busy forever
User avatar #40 to #38 - joshlol (02/15/2015) [-]
I have faith in him despite how much he trys to give himself the worst odds
#41 to #40 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
people do this to themselves, he probablyy doesnt tell you but im sure your faith in him is something he enjoys! maybe ill go to Dublin and give him a kick up the hole for good measure though
User avatar #42 to #41 - joshlol (02/15/2015) [-]
pls do
User avatar #31 to #27 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
Ill go kill myself now
User avatar #30 to #27 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
User avatar #29 to #27 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
User avatar #28 to #27 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
BWHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
User avatar #3 - posttwo (02/07/2015) [-]
HI DUBLIN PERSON
#4 to #3 - alcxander (02/07/2015) [-]
Hello mr/miss posttwo are you familiar with Dublin?
User avatar #5 to #4 - posttwo (02/07/2015) [-]
I live here
#6 to #5 - alcxander (02/07/2015) [-]
ah cool beans, whereabouts? I'm moving to Blackrock soon. Is there many of FJ from this land of ours??
User avatar #7 to #6 - posttwo (02/07/2015) [-]
Ballinteer
theres gmcity and thats all I know about
#8 to #7 - alcxander (02/07/2015) [-]
cool, Ive been on this site about 7 years now and I have no idea who that is >.<
are you a moderator? is that what the stars mean?
User avatar #9 to #8 - posttwo (02/07/2015) [-]
its a dude
he's pretty cool
likes pizza

Yes thats what they mean - the oranger you are the higher level moderator you are
#10 to #9 - alcxander (02/07/2015) [-]
anyone who likes pizza is cool in my books. Except pepperoni, people who like pepperoni are wrong.


That looks pretty orangy, you are high up the moderator food chain?
User avatar #11 to #10 - posttwo (02/07/2015) [-]
I like Hawaiian or just plain

Im the highest
#12 to #11 - alcxander (02/07/2015) [-]
see I can dig that, pineapple ain't as bad as people make it out to be I think

well, leader of the pack that's pretty cool. Congrats to you
*bows reverentially*
you been apart of the site a long time?
User avatar #13 to #12 - posttwo (02/07/2015) [-]
Its good
unless you get it from dominos
They like to put COLD PINEAPPLE on pizzas after theyre baked

Um.. 2011 I think
#14 to #13 - alcxander (02/07/2015) [-]
cold pineapple?? that's HEINOUS! Never gonna order Hawaiian from them..... *shudder*

I'd say in all the time iv'e been on this site you are possible the only person i've talked to. What made you to come to fj?
User avatar #15 to #14 - posttwo (02/07/2015) [-]
A person on omegle told me about it :|
#16 to #15 - alcxander (02/07/2015) [-]
hahahahahahahah omg thats amazing! And here you are 4 years later lord of the moderators heeheehee i think that is a pretty funny story actually. i think i found FJ in a google search once :/
User avatar #17 to #16 - posttwo (02/07/2015) [-]
did you just google "Funny pictures" or something?
#18 to #17 - alcxander (02/07/2015) [-]
oh geez I don't remember to be honest haha
it was like 7 years ago now. I think I probably did just google funny pictures and found this website. Havnt been able to leave since
User avatar #19 to #18 - posttwo (02/07/2015) [-]
Leaving is hard man
leaving is haaard
#20 to #19 - alcxander (02/07/2015) [-]
awh man you're tellin me, it's like my go to for when im stuck haha!
I used to know the net so well, now I literally spend all my time here. Sometimes I go online and ive no idea what I want to do so I just go here
User avatar #21 to #20 - posttwo (02/08/2015) [-]
I go here and have no idea what to do
#22 to #21 - alcxander (02/08/2015) [-]
hahahahahahahah

well you're head mod! how do you get away with that ;) hahahaha
User avatar #23 to #22 - posttwo (02/08/2015) [-]
I speed through content and comments so fast theres nothing left to do after an hour
#2 to #1 - alcxander (06/23/2014) [-]
^^
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