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#3 - hah I had something similar in my last few games in 5 queue te… 07/07/2014 on poor bastered believed me. 0
#10 - **alcxander rolled image ** NOW it deserves frontpage!  [+] (4 new replies) 07/04/2014 on (untitled) -2
User avatar #19 - thegrimreaver (07/04/2014) [-]
"What you've got here, is some cancerous faggotry. I've got a buddy who's an expert in cancerous faggotry, you mind if I call him down?"
User avatar #17 - thephoenix (07/04/2014) [-]
Best I can do is newest uploads.
User avatar #48 - newestuploads (07/05/2014) [-]
You can do better than me
User avatar #152 - thephoenix (07/05/2014) [-]
Nobody is better than you, you're beautiful
#9 - Comment deleted 07/04/2014 on (untitled) 0
#8 - >> fail  [+] (5 new replies) 07/04/2014 on (untitled) -2
#10 - alcxander (07/04/2014) [-]
**alcxander rolled image** NOW it deserves frontpage!
User avatar #19 - thegrimreaver (07/04/2014) [-]
"What you've got here, is some cancerous faggotry. I've got a buddy who's an expert in cancerous faggotry, you mind if I call him down?"
User avatar #17 - thephoenix (07/04/2014) [-]
Best I can do is newest uploads.
User avatar #48 - newestuploads (07/05/2014) [-]
You can do better than me
User avatar #152 - thephoenix (07/05/2014) [-]
Nobody is better than you, you're beautiful
#7 - *roll image* deserves frontpage!  [+] (7 new replies) 07/04/2014 on (untitled) -2
#55 - reloyjerkins has deleted their comment.
#8 - alcxander (07/04/2014) [-]
>> fail
#10 - alcxander (07/04/2014) [-]
**alcxander rolled image** NOW it deserves frontpage!
User avatar #19 - thegrimreaver (07/04/2014) [-]
"What you've got here, is some cancerous faggotry. I've got a buddy who's an expert in cancerous faggotry, you mind if I call him down?"
User avatar #17 - thephoenix (07/04/2014) [-]
Best I can do is newest uploads.
User avatar #48 - newestuploads (07/05/2014) [-]
You can do better than me
User avatar #152 - thephoenix (07/05/2014) [-]
Nobody is better than you, you're beautiful
#11 - for anyone who wants more.... 06/28/2014 on Centaur 0
#2 - ^^ 06/23/2014 on alcxander's profile 0
#199 - Suports main objectives a) poke enemy off farm b) sust… 06/13/2014 on Fed Akali 0
#198 - thats ok, everyone is but its about the fun so dont worry abou… 06/13/2014 on Fed Akali 0
#193 - you want to add another one to your list? im alcxander , happy…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Fed Akali 0
User avatar #194 - pivotmasterdm (06/13/2014) [-]
Alright. I suck dicks at it though.
#198 - alcxander (06/13/2014) [-]
thats ok, everyone is but its about the fun so dont worry about it i dont critcize
#192 - add me im alcxander alas im holidays now in Serbia but ill be … 06/13/2014 on Fed Akali 0
#191 - if you have enough ward vision you should be able to see her c…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Fed Akali +1
User avatar #195 - thespartanpony (06/13/2014) [-]
WHAT IS A SUPPORT
even when i get a support, they don't play support right >:I
#199 - alcxander (06/13/2014) [-]
Suports main objectives
a) poke enemy off farm
b) sustain the adc
c) ward the lane for ganks
d) cc the enemy champ for adc to kill or burst to low health.
e) ward the lane
f) get items promoting the adc getting kills (thronmail, randuins omen etc.)
g) allows you the adc to focus on farming
h) has high level local map awareness

if you get a support who doesnt do this tell them, you can get aggresive supports like nidalee, they are great cause their poke is AMAZING so if they ward as well you'd be sorted. Along with that if you learn how to control and freeze your lane you will come out well most times.
#188 - i cant aim his ult for peanuts sometimes lol always takes me o…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Fed Akali 0
User avatar #189 - thespartanpony (06/13/2014) [-]
what's your summoner name? want to play later?

#192 - alcxander (06/13/2014) [-]
add me im alcxander alas im holidays now in Serbia but ill be back in Ireland in 2/3 weeks when i can play again :d would be happy to have a game with you
#185 - Lucians ult is not global, but he is a very cool adc. I prefer…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Fed Akali 0
User avatar #187 - thespartanpony (06/13/2014) [-]
and even when i snare alkali or E away with lucian, akali will almost always just dive to me with her ult regardless
and when she lands a Q + basic attack, that's an already shredded ADC
#191 - alcxander (06/13/2014) [-]
if you have enough ward vision you should be able to see her coming. Kick your supports ass into getting a sightstone or something.
User avatar #195 - thespartanpony (06/13/2014) [-]
WHAT IS A SUPPORT
even when i get a support, they don't play support right >:I
#199 - alcxander (06/13/2014) [-]
Suports main objectives
a) poke enemy off farm
b) sustain the adc
c) ward the lane for ganks
d) cc the enemy champ for adc to kill or burst to low health.
e) ward the lane
f) get items promoting the adc getting kills (thronmail, randuins omen etc.)
g) allows you the adc to focus on farming
h) has high level local map awareness

if you get a support who doesnt do this tell them, you can get aggresive supports like nidalee, they are great cause their poke is AMAZING so if they ward as well you'd be sorted. Along with that if you learn how to control and freeze your lane you will come out well most times.
User avatar #186 - thespartanpony (06/13/2014) [-]
lucian because it's the only not global i can aim right... and i like his passive
#188 - alcxander (06/13/2014) [-]
i cant aim his ult for peanuts sometimes lol always takes me one or two times to get used to it hahah but his other skills are very nifty
User avatar #189 - thespartanpony (06/13/2014) [-]
what's your summoner name? want to play later?

#192 - alcxander (06/13/2014) [-]
add me im alcxander alas im holidays now in Serbia but ill be back in Ireland in 2/3 weeks when i can play again :d would be happy to have a game with you
#182 - what adc you play?  [+] (10 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Fed Akali 0
User avatar #183 - thespartanpony (06/13/2014) [-]
Jinx or lucian, i stay away from most other adcs because i enjoy the global ults
#185 - alcxander (06/13/2014) [-]
Lucians ult is not global, but he is a very cool adc. I prefer Ashe but can play most characters in bot. The only way to avoid Akali with those heroes is either jinxs snare and flash away or lucians dash to avoid akali q and run cause he defo dead >.<
User avatar #187 - thespartanpony (06/13/2014) [-]
and even when i snare alkali or E away with lucian, akali will almost always just dive to me with her ult regardless
and when she lands a Q + basic attack, that's an already shredded ADC
#191 - alcxander (06/13/2014) [-]
if you have enough ward vision you should be able to see her coming. Kick your supports ass into getting a sightstone or something.
User avatar #195 - thespartanpony (06/13/2014) [-]
WHAT IS A SUPPORT
even when i get a support, they don't play support right >:I
#199 - alcxander (06/13/2014) [-]
Suports main objectives
a) poke enemy off farm
b) sustain the adc
c) ward the lane for ganks
d) cc the enemy champ for adc to kill or burst to low health.
e) ward the lane
f) get items promoting the adc getting kills (thronmail, randuins omen etc.)
g) allows you the adc to focus on farming
h) has high level local map awareness

if you get a support who doesnt do this tell them, you can get aggresive supports like nidalee, they are great cause their poke is AMAZING so if they ward as well you'd be sorted. Along with that if you learn how to control and freeze your lane you will come out well most times.
User avatar #186 - thespartanpony (06/13/2014) [-]
lucian because it's the only not global i can aim right... and i like his passive
#188 - alcxander (06/13/2014) [-]
i cant aim his ult for peanuts sometimes lol always takes me one or two times to get used to it hahah but his other skills are very nifty
User avatar #189 - thespartanpony (06/13/2014) [-]
what's your summoner name? want to play later?

#192 - alcxander (06/13/2014) [-]
add me im alcxander alas im holidays now in Serbia but ill be back in Ireland in 2/3 weeks when i can play again :d would be happy to have a game with you
#7 - Ive had this argument like five years ago with this premise. T… 06/08/2014 on being specific 0
#230 - also porn is a huge industry because peopel pay to view it or … 05/08/2014 on sasha grey 0
#229 - your argument once again, is unfounded and based solely on you…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2014 on sasha grey 0
#230 - alcxander (05/08/2014) [-]
also porn is a huge industry because peopel pay to view it or host it or produce it. only like 5 total money goes into actors pockets the rest of the industry is teh crew and production costs and whatever else is involved in getting it out to public. then people subscribe to a site of the actor/actress and they make more money. similar to cam girls operations.

you should read the back story to some porn stars out there. most of the guys i have seen who were famous and retired, they have organisations coming out everywhere, successful families and a solid career. they have no regrets for doing porn and the same for many females also. however there are also opposites as well, not many but still some.
#210 - cntd...which in your opinion is more or less dignified? someon…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2014 on sasha grey 0
#221 - EjaculationMan (05/08/2014) [-]
being porn actress/prostitute is dehumanizing and considered a self-inflect harm and since you're a woman you should know how humiliating it is for you as a woman, you say she act in the porn scene and get paid for the job and leave?
what acting? she is getting fucked by a man/lots of men for real the only acting she put is trying to seem enjoying it while inside she is probably cant wait for it to end that ain't a job that's getting paid for humiliation.
and from the same website you posted:
1- 79% of porn performers have used marijuana, and 50% have used ecstasy.

2- 88% of scenes in porn films contain acts of physical aggression, and 49% of scenes contain verbal aggression.

3- 66% of porn performers have Herpes, 12-28% have sexually transmitted diseases, and 7% have HIV.

1: seems like a proof that porn stars use the help of drugs to get through what they're doing in the scene which proofs my point that they don't enjoy it.
2: proof of how much acts of humiliation happen in porn
3: proof that porn is considered self-inflecting harm from all high percentage of catching diseases.
why do you think porn pay so high? because none want to do that shit unless there is huge financial benefit. now its their life and decision to make but don't come and say being porn star and a slut with a huge gaping vagina is cool and ok.

as for comparing it to being a lawyer, personally if i were a lawyer i wouldn't take a case in which i'll defend a murderer/rapist and such but of course that would make me out of job because i wont find someone to defend, so i'll just wont be a lawyer.
#229 - alcxander (05/08/2014) [-]
your argument once again, is unfounded and based solely on your opinion and not backed up by any facts. you draw at strings and sum up your own conclusions. Then you throw in your own words to make it seem like you are trying to say something when you havn't said anything but some buzz words. Like gaping vagina. who said they have gaping vaginas? most of them don't, the vast majority of pornstars don't want massive dildos in them because they know it a) hurts and b) wrecks them. and another point to that, porn actors have the choice to get screened before doing a film. A sexual disease screen that is, they can choose not to have sex with people who don't meet these criteria. you got a disease I don't want to do it with you. You can make the otehr performer wear protection etc. Also the diseases they have? chlamydia, gonorrhoea and syphilis and herpes? they are all curable, so it is not that big a deal. there are no big bucks in risking anything, there are big bucks in filming niche films like BDSM, thats the highest paid, followed closely by scenario films like raping and guardian student/kid areas, yada yada not plain old vanilla stuff i'm sure you get my point.

as for acting, you explained it right there, the point of acting by male or female is to make it seem desireable, like you want it, like you are enjoying it even if you aren't. That is the definition of acting you pretty much counter-acted your own point.

so your point on drug use, lets compare and contrast, www.ecstasy.ws/e-statistics.htm yeah people in the industry take drugs. whats the number one drug they take? guess...i wait.............its alcohol. then its smoking. then its marijuana. marijuana is not a problem drug by any means you can ask anyone that. ecstasy however this one is interesting because according to research roughly 50 of Americans use or have used ecstasy so thats not really abnormal in its ownw right to try and scrutinise it in any way. www.ecstasy.ws/e-statistics.htm
#230 - alcxander (05/08/2014) [-]
also porn is a huge industry because peopel pay to view it or host it or produce it. only like 5 total money goes into actors pockets the rest of the industry is teh crew and production costs and whatever else is involved in getting it out to public. then people subscribe to a site of the actor/actress and they make more money. similar to cam girls operations.

you should read the back story to some porn stars out there. most of the guys i have seen who were famous and retired, they have organisations coming out everywhere, successful families and a solid career. they have no regrets for doing porn and the same for many females also. however there are also opposites as well, not many but still some.
#206 - let us just break down your argument there. While I am against…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/08/2014 on sasha grey 0
#210 - alcxander (05/08/2014) [-]
cntd...which in your opinion is more or less dignified? someone who has sex and gets paid for it, or someone who gets paid to defend you by any means necessary including but not limited to slandering, blackmail, threatening. Or another profession lets say a politician, they are in every country nearly right? they must be good. they must not do anything behind closed doors or shady that would make them seem less dignified right? they are totally upfront about who they are and what they stand for........

at least a porn actor/actress can say, "yeah I have sex for a living and thats about all there is to it" who else can be that upfront about their job and not feel like they are telling even a little lie about it.

im ramblign here im gonna wait for your reply and see what you can come back with
#221 - EjaculationMan (05/08/2014) [-]
being porn actress/prostitute is dehumanizing and considered a self-inflect harm and since you're a woman you should know how humiliating it is for you as a woman, you say she act in the porn scene and get paid for the job and leave?
what acting? she is getting fucked by a man/lots of men for real the only acting she put is trying to seem enjoying it while inside she is probably cant wait for it to end that ain't a job that's getting paid for humiliation.
and from the same website you posted:
1- 79% of porn performers have used marijuana, and 50% have used ecstasy.

2- 88% of scenes in porn films contain acts of physical aggression, and 49% of scenes contain verbal aggression.

3- 66% of porn performers have Herpes, 12-28% have sexually transmitted diseases, and 7% have HIV.

1: seems like a proof that porn stars use the help of drugs to get through what they're doing in the scene which proofs my point that they don't enjoy it.
2: proof of how much acts of humiliation happen in porn
3: proof that porn is considered self-inflecting harm from all high percentage of catching diseases.
why do you think porn pay so high? because none want to do that shit unless there is huge financial benefit. now its their life and decision to make but don't come and say being porn star and a slut with a huge gaping vagina is cool and ok.

as for comparing it to being a lawyer, personally if i were a lawyer i wouldn't take a case in which i'll defend a murderer/rapist and such but of course that would make me out of job because i wont find someone to defend, so i'll just wont be a lawyer.
#229 - alcxander (05/08/2014) [-]
your argument once again, is unfounded and based solely on your opinion and not backed up by any facts. you draw at strings and sum up your own conclusions. Then you throw in your own words to make it seem like you are trying to say something when you havn't said anything but some buzz words. Like gaping vagina. who said they have gaping vaginas? most of them don't, the vast majority of pornstars don't want massive dildos in them because they know it a) hurts and b) wrecks them. and another point to that, porn actors have the choice to get screened before doing a film. A sexual disease screen that is, they can choose not to have sex with people who don't meet these criteria. you got a disease I don't want to do it with you. You can make the otehr performer wear protection etc. Also the diseases they have? chlamydia, gonorrhoea and syphilis and herpes? they are all curable, so it is not that big a deal. there are no big bucks in risking anything, there are big bucks in filming niche films like BDSM, thats the highest paid, followed closely by scenario films like raping and guardian student/kid areas, yada yada not plain old vanilla stuff i'm sure you get my point.

as for acting, you explained it right there, the point of acting by male or female is to make it seem desireable, like you want it, like you are enjoying it even if you aren't. That is the definition of acting you pretty much counter-acted your own point.

so your point on drug use, lets compare and contrast, www.ecstasy.ws/e-statistics.htm yeah people in the industry take drugs. whats the number one drug they take? guess...i wait.............its alcohol. then its smoking. then its marijuana. marijuana is not a problem drug by any means you can ask anyone that. ecstasy however this one is interesting because according to research roughly 50 of Americans use or have used ecstasy so thats not really abnormal in its ownw right to try and scrutinise it in any way. www.ecstasy.ws/e-statistics.htm
#230 - alcxander (05/08/2014) [-]
also porn is a huge industry because peopel pay to view it or host it or produce it. only like 5 total money goes into actors pockets the rest of the industry is teh crew and production costs and whatever else is involved in getting it out to public. then people subscribe to a site of the actor/actress and they make more money. similar to cam girls operations.

you should read the back story to some porn stars out there. most of the guys i have seen who were famous and retired, they have organisations coming out everywhere, successful families and a solid career. they have no regrets for doing porn and the same for many females also. however there are also opposites as well, not many but still some.
#137 - i found it y'all, $50,000 a pop but comes in a variety of sizes! 05/06/2014 on Let's table the idea of... 0
#18 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2014 on Let's table the idea of... 0
#137 - alcxander (05/06/2014) [-]
i found it y'all, $50,000 a pop but comes in a variety of sizes!
#5 - does anyone know where to get this? price range idea or anything?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/05/2014 on Let's table the idea of... 0
User avatar #29 - mmchase (05/05/2014) [-]
Check out # 12
User avatar #7 - twixt (05/05/2014) [-]
It appears to be on a boat, so it might be exclusive to that.
#18 - alcxander (05/05/2014) [-]
#137 - alcxander (05/06/2014) [-]
i found it y'all, $50,000 a pop but comes in a variety of sizes!
#37 - first thing I noticed lol. "where's the boots....." 05/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
#64 - these guys are awesome. that video made my day 05/05/2014 on Found the Darius main 0
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