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Date Signed Up:12/26/2010
Last Login:11/26/2014
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#45 - dude **** off and don't bring up bad **** …  [+] (17 new replies) 11/09/2014 on Serbian farm equipement 0
User avatar #46 - cdmin (11/09/2014) [-]
but how can he be proud of his country ?
#47 - alcxander (11/09/2014) [-]
In what sense should eh not be proud of his country? Serbia has done a great many things but CIVIL WAR is not one of them. Just cause there is a black mark in their history doens't mean he should be any less proud! you show me a country that has no dark parts in it's history there. Where are you from Albania? The Balkans even?
User avatar #48 - cdmin (11/09/2014) [-]
good old germany. and now shut the fuck up you piece of shit
#49 - alcxander (11/09/2014) [-]
yeah clearly I'm the piece of shit, coming from the guy who brings up civil fucking war. Fuck off you twat. Hey maybe we should ask you how you can be proud of your country after you gassed 6 MILLION jews you shit bag! Go suck a swastika your short sighted ignorant fuck and don't bring up civil fucking war like an arrogant prick, wipe your tears on the tatters of your shitty reich take a shit on your Volkisch.

But you still should be proud of your country for other things, prick.
User avatar #50 - cdmin (11/09/2014) [-]
i m not, thats why i asked him why he is. and now kill yourself.
#51 - alcxander (11/09/2014) [-]
but thats stupid! Germany is a great country! they have done wonderful things and have provided the world with amazing stuff fro you to be proud of, yeah sure you had ww2 but so fucking what. that's no reason to be not proud of your country, Germany still has done many great things and it's absolutely not fair for you to question why someone should be proud of their country like that. Especially about civil war. Way to drag up some really horrible feelings mate.
User avatar #63 - cdmin (11/09/2014) [-]
the people are idiots. the government is corrupt in any way and supports countrys who make warcrimes on a daily basis. i left the country 2 years ago and i dont regret it.
#65 - alcxander (11/09/2014) [-]
where did you move to? (have a question depending on your answer.)
User avatar #66 - cdmin (11/09/2014) [-]
a few friends of mine moved to thailand. and since i have work on the internet i moved there too, almost 2 years ago
#67 - alcxander (11/09/2014) [-]
ahhh ok. I was gonna ask how did you manage visa's and stuff when you moved, but not for thailand so it dont matter
User avatar #68 - cdmin (11/09/2014) [-]
it matters. i got an ed visa. so actually i m a student. you have to go to a different country and request it and then come back to register it. every 3 month i can extend it for another 3 month. that goes up to 1 year, then i have to request a new ed visa. i can learn 3 years english and 10 years thai. after that i have to look for other visas. a friend of mine gat a business visa and can stay almost forever.
#69 - alcxander (11/09/2014) [-]
looking for a partner ship visa for my partner in Ireland to stay there permanently. though the process from what I know of it sounds very similar to what you just said as well
User avatar #70 - cdmin (11/09/2014) [-]
just give him a business visa if u got money. u can buy that.
#71 - alcxander (11/09/2014) [-]
how much is a business visa?
User avatar #72 - cdmin (11/09/2014) [-]
about 2000€ in thailand.
#73 - alcxander (11/09/2014) [-]
ill look into it, hvala
User avatar #56 - aldkai (11/09/2014) [-]
Dude.

He's a troll too.
#44 - Serbia: ракија/rakija Bosnia and Herzegovina: rakija… 11/09/2014 on Serbian farm equipement 0
#42 - go look it up brate. nobody likes talking about that part…  [+] (19 new replies) 11/09/2014 on Serbian farm equipement 0
User avatar #43 - cdmin (11/09/2014) [-]
i know why, i just want to see what he has to say when he is proud of his country.
#45 - alcxander (11/09/2014) [-]
dude fuck off and don't bring up bad shit here like that then. If you know nobody likes talking about it then stop forcing the subject you absolute dick. It's an awful area of history just drop it.
User avatar #46 - cdmin (11/09/2014) [-]
but how can he be proud of his country ?
#47 - alcxander (11/09/2014) [-]
In what sense should eh not be proud of his country? Serbia has done a great many things but CIVIL WAR is not one of them. Just cause there is a black mark in their history doens't mean he should be any less proud! you show me a country that has no dark parts in it's history there. Where are you from Albania? The Balkans even?
User avatar #48 - cdmin (11/09/2014) [-]
good old germany. and now shut the fuck up you piece of shit
#49 - alcxander (11/09/2014) [-]
yeah clearly I'm the piece of shit, coming from the guy who brings up civil fucking war. Fuck off you twat. Hey maybe we should ask you how you can be proud of your country after you gassed 6 MILLION jews you shit bag! Go suck a swastika your short sighted ignorant fuck and don't bring up civil fucking war like an arrogant prick, wipe your tears on the tatters of your shitty reich take a shit on your Volkisch.

But you still should be proud of your country for other things, prick.
User avatar #50 - cdmin (11/09/2014) [-]
i m not, thats why i asked him why he is. and now kill yourself.
#51 - alcxander (11/09/2014) [-]
but thats stupid! Germany is a great country! they have done wonderful things and have provided the world with amazing stuff fro you to be proud of, yeah sure you had ww2 but so fucking what. that's no reason to be not proud of your country, Germany still has done many great things and it's absolutely not fair for you to question why someone should be proud of their country like that. Especially about civil war. Way to drag up some really horrible feelings mate.
User avatar #63 - cdmin (11/09/2014) [-]
the people are idiots. the government is corrupt in any way and supports countrys who make warcrimes on a daily basis. i left the country 2 years ago and i dont regret it.
#65 - alcxander (11/09/2014) [-]
where did you move to? (have a question depending on your answer.)
User avatar #66 - cdmin (11/09/2014) [-]
a few friends of mine moved to thailand. and since i have work on the internet i moved there too, almost 2 years ago
#67 - alcxander (11/09/2014) [-]
ahhh ok. I was gonna ask how did you manage visa's and stuff when you moved, but not for thailand so it dont matter
User avatar #68 - cdmin (11/09/2014) [-]
it matters. i got an ed visa. so actually i m a student. you have to go to a different country and request it and then come back to register it. every 3 month i can extend it for another 3 month. that goes up to 1 year, then i have to request a new ed visa. i can learn 3 years english and 10 years thai. after that i have to look for other visas. a friend of mine gat a business visa and can stay almost forever.
#69 - alcxander (11/09/2014) [-]
looking for a partner ship visa for my partner in Ireland to stay there permanently. though the process from what I know of it sounds very similar to what you just said as well
User avatar #70 - cdmin (11/09/2014) [-]
just give him a business visa if u got money. u can buy that.
#71 - alcxander (11/09/2014) [-]
how much is a business visa?
User avatar #72 - cdmin (11/09/2014) [-]
about 2000€ in thailand.
#73 - alcxander (11/09/2014) [-]
ill look into it, hvala
User avatar #56 - aldkai (11/09/2014) [-]
Dude.

He's a troll too.
#41 - all your points are pretty rubbish guys, you wanna shut up bic…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2014 on Serbian farm equipement 0
User avatar #53 - redtooth (11/09/2014) [-]
There's no need to get mad, buddy. I did not know that it originated from Serbia, so thanks for "schooling" me. However my point still stands. Just 'cause it's sold in all the restaurants does not mean it originated from there...
#55 - alcxander (11/09/2014) [-]
yes you are right, just cause every restaurant sells something does not make it their national dish. Sorry, sometimes it comes out in me, my bad yo I apologise. Though if you wanna see mad you should see the argument I had with some other guy in this thread haha
#79 - it does NOT include ************ ireland in the U… 10/27/2014 on Motherfucking Survey Time +1
#725 - why does gif make me feel like it is dancing, its just a rotat… 10/26/2014 on Get Funky, Funnyjunk! 0
#31 - where did that image come from? what does it mean?  [+] (11 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Funnyjunk designs some shirts +8
#57 - sunfag (10/24/2014) [-]
#41 - Womens Study Major (10/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #159 - megatheman (10/30/2014) [-]
fucking incredible.
User avatar #157 - isolovegames (10/27/2014) [-]
I literally have an anus
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User avatar #37 - walcorn (10/24/2014) [-]
But seriously though
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User avatar #36 - walcorn (10/24/2014) [-]
AEIOU
User avatar #32 - masterjogi (10/24/2014) [-]
Bump because i want to know it too
User avatar #34 - thatguyblaze (10/24/2014) [-]
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#2151 - **alcxander rolls 458,367,863** 10/24/2014 on Free Steam 0
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#135 - I am in your debt, call on me anytime you need something, espe… 09/01/2014 on Nude pics of celebrities 0
#131 - is this torrent non another site, TPB is block in my country  [+] (5 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Nude pics of celebrities 0
#139 - dogzie (09/01/2014) [-]
Are these ones organised?
#143 - fitting (09/01/2014) [-]
yes
#144 - dogzie (09/01/2014) [-]
snazzy
#135 - alcxander (09/01/2014) [-]
I am in your debt, call on me anytime you need something, especially if its photography,computer or cooking related
#50 - has literally made my day, is turning the ongoing fight agains… 08/23/2014 on /v/ has a daughter +3
#7 - Anyone got a source on these? 08/17/2014 on I don't believe this dialouge +1
#113 - some feedback your boards banner on top covers up th header na… 08/16/2014 on kim jong in a thong 0
#112 - i was logged out >.< 08/16/2014 on kim jong in a thong 0
#42 - funniest thing ive seen all day thank you 08/16/2014 on WOOOOOO...... FUCK FUCK FUCK. 0
#218 - Nicest done, now the meanest: Im such a devil really,… 08/15/2014 on Good or Evil 0
#215 - TL;DR Bought a homeless man a flight home. I had a fi…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/15/2014 on Good or Evil +26
User avatar #405 - odonnell (08/15/2014) [-]
The nicest thing you've done now was put the TL;DR at the start of the story. Thank you.
#397 - pornoranger (08/15/2014) [-]
>bouth a homeless man a flight home
User avatar #400 - chimpaflimp (08/15/2014) [-]
As in HOME COUNTRY, you dozy cunt.
#432 - pornoranger (08/15/2014) [-]
alright, who let the autist on the internet?
#285 - jelopi (08/15/2014) [-]
>Malaysian airline
I have a bad feeling about this.
#63 - wear out my refresh button 08/10/2014 on What to do? 0
#61 - hey guys, this is a very common type of party in Europe we… 08/08/2014 on status 0
#116 - Alright lets share my sleep stories, these are mine and happen…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2014 on Sleeptalk stories 0
#158 - jacencaedus (08/08/2014) [-]
and to think, I damn near didn't read this
#9 - Well, it seems like my dunce lost-cause FJ family need some nu…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Almonds Activated +16
User avatar #24 - greendaynimrod (07/24/2014) [-]
Thanks and all, but why do you have to be such a cunt
#35 - Womens Study Major (07/25/2014) [-]
Because I love me FJ family so, but if I say it outright the ridicule would be endless
User avatar #30 - cumbersome (07/25/2014) [-]
Because its the internet?
#23 - Womens Study Major (07/24/2014) [-]
There is almost no research that indicates whether “activation” works or not. www.australianalmonds.com.au/enjoy/activated_almonds
#12 - zmantheepic (07/24/2014) [-]
sure, its the first ingredient, BUT HOW THE FUCK DO I MAKE A DIY COCONUT
User avatar #27 - aggressiveunicorn (07/25/2014) [-]
I think it's supposed to be a homemade (coconut, blueberry, etc.) Muffin, like the muffin itself is home made. I know nobody cares, but I felt stupid when I realized it.
#15 - it says he has a job.....good reading skills  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2014 on So True 0
User avatar #21 - meanberry (07/22/2014) [-]
It says he resigns from it.
User avatar #39 - IamSofaKingdom (07/22/2014) [-]
"someone who takes an undemanding job to..."

That would be the panel that suggests that he still has a job.
#32 - pooplol (07/22/2014) [-]
Can you not read between lines?
#14 - guyssssssssss, what the hell is with you negative asses? this …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on So True +2
#42 - angelious (07/22/2014) [-]
because its from zen pencil.

funnyjunk for some reason hates everything he does,says,or sees.


kind of like nickleback
#12 - i was under the impression it was thrown over them as they lef… 07/22/2014 on Release The Butterflies +2
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