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alcxander

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Gender: female
Date Signed Up:12/26/2010
Last Login:3/30/2015
Location:Dublin Ireland
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Total Comments Made:531
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latest user's comments

#20 - At that playground the kids are... 03/18/2015 on Black People 0
#26 - best of luck bro! If you're in ireland hit me up we can exerci… 03/16/2015 on starting to get fat 0
#26 - **alcxander used "*roll picture*"** **alcxander rolled ima…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2015 on the rolling adventure 0
#30 - rollingpicture (03/05/2015) [-]
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**rollingpicture rolled image** The magical hypno ass, to join the party with...
#27 - blaaaaanky (03/05/2015) [-]
i'm sorry... i can't go on, this ass is to fat.... save yourself (i'm outta rolls)
#24 - **alcxander used "*roll picture*"** **alcxander rolled ima…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/05/2015 on the rolling adventure 0
#25 - blaaaaanky (03/05/2015) [-]
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**blaaaaanky rolled image** Apparently the prospect of having friends... We need to help Dory become social again
#26 - alcxander (03/05/2015) [-]
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**alcxander rolled image** onwards we shall race, quick across the land, in hopes to find an answer with...
#30 - rollingpicture (03/05/2015) [-]
**rollingpicture used "*roll picture*"**
**rollingpicture rolled image** The magical hypno ass, to join the party with...
#27 - blaaaaanky (03/05/2015) [-]
i'm sorry... i can't go on, this ass is to fat.... save yourself (i'm outta rolls)
#22 - **alcxander used "*roll picture*"** **alcxander rolled ima…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/05/2015 on the rolling adventure 0
#23 - blaaaaanky (03/05/2015) [-]
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**blaaaaanky rolled image** as you say, just keep 'swimming'. Wonder where we are headed here...
#24 - alcxander (03/05/2015) [-]
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**alcxander rolled image** so Dory became an NFL player, her biggest rival was...
#25 - blaaaaanky (03/05/2015) [-]
**blaaaaanky used "*roll picture*"**
**blaaaaanky rolled image** Apparently the prospect of having friends... We need to help Dory become social again
#26 - alcxander (03/05/2015) [-]
**alcxander used "*roll picture*"**
**alcxander rolled image** onwards we shall race, quick across the land, in hopes to find an answer with...
#30 - rollingpicture (03/05/2015) [-]
**rollingpicture used "*roll picture*"**
**rollingpicture rolled image** The magical hypno ass, to join the party with...
#27 - blaaaaanky (03/05/2015) [-]
i'm sorry... i can't go on, this ass is to fat.... save yourself (i'm outta rolls)
#20 - **alcxander used "*roll picture*"** **alcxander rolled ima…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/05/2015 on the rolling adventure 0
#21 - blaaaaanky (03/05/2015) [-]
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**blaaaaanky rolled image** your inhibitions are frightening but I am not a man to judge...
#22 - alcxander (03/05/2015) [-]
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**alcxander rolled image** Expectations suck anyway, let's get it on!
#23 - blaaaaanky (03/05/2015) [-]
**blaaaaanky used "*roll picture*"**
**blaaaaanky rolled image** as you say, just keep 'swimming'. Wonder where we are headed here...
#24 - alcxander (03/05/2015) [-]
**alcxander used "*roll picture*"**
**alcxander rolled image** so Dory became an NFL player, her biggest rival was...
#25 - blaaaaanky (03/05/2015) [-]
**blaaaaanky used "*roll picture*"**
**blaaaaanky rolled image** Apparently the prospect of having friends... We need to help Dory become social again
#26 - alcxander (03/05/2015) [-]
**alcxander used "*roll picture*"**
**alcxander rolled image** onwards we shall race, quick across the land, in hopes to find an answer with...
#30 - rollingpicture (03/05/2015) [-]
**rollingpicture used "*roll picture*"**
**rollingpicture rolled image** The magical hypno ass, to join the party with...
#27 - blaaaaanky (03/05/2015) [-]
i'm sorry... i can't go on, this ass is to fat.... save yourself (i'm outta rolls)
#18 - **alcxander used "*roll picture*"** **alcxander rolled ima…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/05/2015 on the rolling adventure 0
#19 - blaaaaanky (03/05/2015) [-]
**blaaaaanky used "*roll picture*"**
**blaaaaanky rolled image** It wasn't exactly what i expected
#20 - alcxander (03/05/2015) [-]
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**alcxander rolled image** sage advice pony thing, Let us now go yonder to see....
#21 - blaaaaanky (03/05/2015) [-]
**blaaaaanky used "*roll picture*"**
**blaaaaanky rolled image** your inhibitions are frightening but I am not a man to judge...
#22 - alcxander (03/05/2015) [-]
**alcxander used "*roll picture*"**
**alcxander rolled image** Expectations suck anyway, let's get it on!
#23 - blaaaaanky (03/05/2015) [-]
**blaaaaanky used "*roll picture*"**
**blaaaaanky rolled image** as you say, just keep 'swimming'. Wonder where we are headed here...
#24 - alcxander (03/05/2015) [-]
**alcxander used "*roll picture*"**
**alcxander rolled image** so Dory became an NFL player, her biggest rival was...
#25 - blaaaaanky (03/05/2015) [-]
**blaaaaanky used "*roll picture*"**
**blaaaaanky rolled image** Apparently the prospect of having friends... We need to help Dory become social again
#26 - alcxander (03/05/2015) [-]
**alcxander used "*roll picture*"**
**alcxander rolled image** onwards we shall race, quick across the land, in hopes to find an answer with...
#30 - rollingpicture (03/05/2015) [-]
**rollingpicture used "*roll picture*"**
**rollingpicture rolled image** The magical hypno ass, to join the party with...
#27 - blaaaaanky (03/05/2015) [-]
i'm sorry... i can't go on, this ass is to fat.... save yourself (i'm outta rolls)
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#3 - Comment deleted 03/05/2015 on (untitled) +4
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#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2015 on (untitled) +1
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#5 - explain please i know not much of driving, why would the a…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2015 on Parking like a Boss 0
User avatar #6 - SleepingDragon (03/02/2015) [-]
Axles designed to be loaded vertically on bearings not horizontally as it is when the car is on such an angle.
User avatar #7 - nagironextix (03/02/2015) [-]
this guy knows what's up.
#12 - whait wut 02/23/2015 on My bad dog +9
#7 - boris is cool, i'll give ye that 02/17/2015 on Screw you bloody wankers 0
#10 - and then I shred your nan omg! hhahahah 02/17/2015 on Harold & Friends -2
#80 - hello? 02/17/2015 on 12 year old unleashes the... +68
#360 - I got mine from tony hawk underground 2 skateboarding. There w… 02/17/2015 on Origin of your username 0
#10 - maybe venture beyond your local circle of girls? Friends of fr… 02/16/2015 on So alone 0
#5 - dude! You got an awesome smile! just go smile at some chicks y…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/16/2015 on So alone 0
User avatar #8 - nothingatall (02/16/2015) [-]
lol, all the chicks I know, I work with, and they all know better
#18 - angelmitskano (02/16/2015) [-]
They all know better?
So... there's something wrong with you?
Something bad enough that any woman that knows you keeps their distance?
#10 - alcxander (02/16/2015) [-]
maybe venture beyond your local circle of girls? Friends of friends? my point still stands you just aren't looking far enough you got a class smile bro that's enough for most women out there
#3 - what is this type of dance called what the last guy is doing? …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2015 on dance niga 0
#14 - anonymous (02/16/2015) [-]
Nigga River Dance.
User avatar #13 - killerliquid (02/16/2015) [-]
c-walking (stands for crip-walking)

boy I remember when it was a fad
#5 - you ******* rock! great job! 02/16/2015 on Kim's carpet bomber +1
#66 - bollox. i have to travel to work tomo in that. its not snowing here 02/15/2015 on alcxander's profile 0
#63 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 02/15/2015 on alcxander's profile 0
User avatar #65 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
ITs fucking snowing agian
#66 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
bollox. i have to travel to work tomo in that. its not snowing here
#64 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
#61 - hhahahaha ok, ok. You are free next week ya? We meet up next w…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/15/2015 on alcxander's profile 0
User avatar #62 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
Im not dead tired on monday then sure
User avatar #65 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
ITs fucking snowing agian
#66 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
bollox. i have to travel to work tomo in that. its not snowing here
#64 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
#59 - well, we don't gotta drink for a meet up? we can talk over cof…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/15/2015 on alcxander's profile 0
#60 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
Just make me do things okay
I dont care
Im bored
#61 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
hhahahaha ok, ok. You are free next week ya? We meet up next week for after work social drink/coffee in town somewhere. Monday ok with you?
User avatar #62 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
Im not dead tired on monday then sure
User avatar #65 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
ITs fucking snowing agian
#66 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
bollox. i have to travel to work tomo in that. its not snowing here
#64 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]

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User avatar #43 - joshlol (02/15/2015) [-]
btw how old are you m8?

just out of interest
#44 to #43 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
26, you guys?
User avatar #45 to #44 - joshlol (02/15/2015) [-]
22
#46 to #45 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
and posttwo? where you from josh
User avatar #48 to #46 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
Its the great mod mystery.
#50 to #48 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
are you old enough to go drinking next week?
User avatar #52 to #50 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
Of course I am
#53 to #52 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
no worries then
User avatar #54 to #53 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
all the worries
stranger danger
#55 to #54 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
hahahahahahahahahahah
User avatar #56 to #55 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
Its funny
you can get my name and address and phone number easily without any effort
but try to get a picture of me or anything like that - not happening
#57 to #56 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
that sounds like a challenge but not one i could really be up for, idgaf what you look like mate so long as you're good craic when you're drinking
User avatar #58 to #57 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
Im a depressed chick that never drank before
#59 to #58 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
well, we don't gotta drink for a meet up? we can talk over coffee/tea just as easily.
#60 to #59 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
Just make me do things okay
I dont care
Im bored
#61 to #60 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
hhahahaha ok, ok. You are free next week ya? We meet up next week for after work social drink/coffee in town somewhere. Monday ok with you?
User avatar #62 to #61 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
Im not dead tired on monday then sure
User avatar #65 to #63 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
ITs ******* snowing agian
#66 to #65 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
bollox. i have to travel to work tomo in that. its not snowing here
#49 to #48 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
lol
User avatar #47 to #46 - joshlol (02/15/2015) [-]
england m8
#51 to #47 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
dont be sad, england is not that bad
User avatar #24 - joshlol (02/15/2015) [-]
you and post2 should be friends
#25 to #24 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
Thanks for the tip mr. Lol. What makes you say that?
User avatar #26 to #25 - joshlol (02/15/2015) [-]
he's a wonderful guy living in dublin that needs a friend
#27 to #26 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
he seems cool. i'll send him a request. I thought a head mod of FJ would be rolling friends? :/
User avatar #32 to #27 - joshlol (02/15/2015) [-]
modship doesn't leave much time for making friends in some cases
#34 to #32 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
well you guys are pretty cool in my books so ill be your friends, i live on FJ anyway
User avatar #33 to #32 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
I dont do ****
I just spam skype and pretend I do ****
#35 to #33 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
hahahahahahaahahah if you can fake it you will go far in life
User avatar #37 to #35 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA Ive been faking my sex life to be perfectly normal and nothing happened
#39 to #37 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
dude a fake sex life might as well be a god tier sex life for all the **** you get to avoid
User avatar #36 to #35 - joshlol (02/15/2015) [-]
I'M TRYING TO TEACH HIM THIS
#38 to #36 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
hahahahaha just give him vague directions and objectives to get lost at and he'll be busy forever
User avatar #40 to #38 - joshlol (02/15/2015) [-]
I have faith in him despite how much he trys to give himself the worst odds
#41 to #40 - alcxander (02/15/2015) [-]
people do this to themselves, he probablyy doesnt tell you but im sure your faith in him is something he enjoys! maybe ill go to Dublin and give him a kick up the hole for good measure though
User avatar #42 to #41 - joshlol (02/15/2015) [-]
pls do
User avatar #31 to #27 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
Ill go kill myself now
User avatar #30 to #27 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
User avatar #29 to #27 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
User avatar #28 to #27 - posttwo (02/15/2015) [-]
BWHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
User avatar #3 - posttwo (02/07/2015) [-]
HI DUBLIN PERSON
#4 to #3 - alcxander (02/07/2015) [-]
Hello mr/miss posttwo are you familiar with Dublin?
User avatar #5 to #4 - posttwo (02/07/2015) [-]
I live here
#6 to #5 - alcxander (02/07/2015) [-]
ah cool beans, whereabouts? I'm moving to Blackrock soon. Is there many of FJ from this land of ours??
User avatar #7 to #6 - posttwo (02/07/2015) [-]
Ballinteer
theres gmcity and thats all I know about
#8 to #7 - alcxander (02/07/2015) [-]
cool, Ive been on this site about 7 years now and I have no idea who that is >.<
are you a moderator? is that what the stars mean?
User avatar #9 to #8 - posttwo (02/07/2015) [-]
its a dude
he's pretty cool
likes pizza

Yes thats what they mean - the oranger you are the higher level moderator you are
#10 to #9 - alcxander (02/07/2015) [-]
anyone who likes pizza is cool in my books. Except pepperoni, people who like pepperoni are wrong.


That looks pretty orangy, you are high up the moderator food chain?
User avatar #11 to #10 - posttwo (02/07/2015) [-]
I like Hawaiian or just plain

Im the highest
#12 to #11 - alcxander (02/07/2015) [-]
see I can dig that, pineapple ain't as bad as people make it out to be I think

well, leader of the pack that's pretty cool. Congrats to you
*bows reverentially*
you been apart of the site a long time?
User avatar #13 to #12 - posttwo (02/07/2015) [-]
Its good
unless you get it from dominos
They like to put COLD PINEAPPLE on pizzas after theyre baked

Um.. 2011 I think
#14 to #13 - alcxander (02/07/2015) [-]
cold pineapple?? that's HEINOUS! Never gonna order Hawaiian from them..... *shudder*

I'd say in all the time iv'e been on this site you are possible the only person i've talked to. What made you to come to fj?
User avatar #15 to #14 - posttwo (02/07/2015) [-]
A person on omegle told me about it :|
#16 to #15 - alcxander (02/07/2015) [-]
hahahahahahahah omg thats amazing! And here you are 4 years later lord of the moderators heeheehee i think that is a pretty funny story actually. i think i found FJ in a google search once :/
User avatar #17 to #16 - posttwo (02/07/2015) [-]
did you just google "Funny pictures" or something?
#18 to #17 - alcxander (02/07/2015) [-]
oh geez I don't remember to be honest haha
it was like 7 years ago now. I think I probably did just google funny pictures and found this website. Havnt been able to leave since
User avatar #19 to #18 - posttwo (02/07/2015) [-]
Leaving is hard man
leaving is haaard
#20 to #19 - alcxander (02/07/2015) [-]
awh man you're tellin me, it's like my go to for when im stuck haha!
I used to know the net so well, now I literally spend all my time here. Sometimes I go online and ive no idea what I want to do so I just go here
User avatar #21 to #20 - posttwo (02/08/2015) [-]
I go here and have no idea what to do
#22 to #21 - alcxander (02/08/2015) [-]
hahahahahahahah

well you're head mod! how do you get away with that ;) hahahaha
User avatar #23 to #22 - posttwo (02/08/2015) [-]
I speed through content and comments so fast theres nothing left to do after an hour
#1 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
#2 to #1 - alcxander (06/23/2014) [-]
^^
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