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alcoholicsemen

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:7/14/2012
Last Login:3/05/2015
Location:beer bottles ball sack
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Content Ranking:#13536
Comment Ranking:#3582
Highest Content Rank:#6578
Highest Comment Rank:#1611
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Total Comments Made:5050
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the sperm that won 2nd place

latest user's comments

#66 - i just dont care anything they do may as well be an improvement 12/27/2014 on laugh 0
#18 - no new fire bender villian 12/25/2014 on the quadrumvirate +1
#184 - i only care about the content not the looks but neat tho m… 12/25/2014 on Cool Trick I found... 0
#5 - i find myself wanting lick honey of them and constantly ru… 12/25/2014 on Girls having abs, Opinions? 0
#95 - more like crazy bitches 12/25/2014 on Christmas 0
#5 - Comment deleted 12/25/2014 on Mean Mr. Meme 0
#14 - hate you jody a lot of the jungle bunnies know this … 12/24/2014 on (untitled) +1
#74 - get one of sky bison do that balloon thing attach leash go thr… 12/24/2014 on Sky bison ahoy 0
#60 - plans for next year being made  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2014 on Sky bison ahoy 0
#73 - anonexplains (12/24/2014) [-]
Details pls??
#74 - alcoholicsemen (12/24/2014) [-]
get one of sky bison do that balloon thing attach leash go through the motions of life with your sky bison
introduce him as mayo
#344 - do feminazi have purple or blue hair that drives my boners som… 12/24/2014 on round two! 0
#10218714 - in the process right now 12/22/2014 on Autism Board 0
#71 - drop and give me 50  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on the effieciency of 10 asians +1
User avatar #72 - bluelightbebop (12/22/2014) [-]
SUR YUS SUR
#67 - dickbutt uncorruptable maybe you did it wrong 12/22/2014 on the effieciency of 10 asians 0
#78 - only thing ill use when i see a butt i likes 12/22/2014 on Episode 12 in a nutshell +1
#64 - i was using a computer science perspective anyway you may alright  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2014 on the effieciency of 10 asians 0
User avatar #66 - theruinedsage (12/22/2014) [-]
Well I do like the programming part of it.

Our first major project was getting a robot to draw a picture of our choosing, I did all the code for that and it was fun We did a take with dickbutt that I was going to upload, but the god damn file corrupted
User avatar #67 - alcoholicsemen (12/22/2014) [-]
dickbutt uncorruptable maybe you did it wrong
#62 - are you prepared for things you have do the people you wi…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/22/2014 on the effieciency of 10 asians +1
User avatar #70 - bluelightbebop (12/22/2014) [-]
I'M PREPARED FOR THINGS I HAVE DO.
User avatar #71 - alcoholicsemen (12/22/2014) [-]
drop and give me 50
User avatar #72 - bluelightbebop (12/22/2014) [-]
SUR YUS SUR
#63 - theruinedsage (12/22/2014) [-]
No That's why I'm building robots
User avatar #64 - alcoholicsemen (12/22/2014) [-]
i was using a computer science perspective anyway you may alright
User avatar #66 - theruinedsage (12/22/2014) [-]
Well I do like the programming part of it.

Our first major project was getting a robot to draw a picture of our choosing, I did all the code for that and it was fun We did a take with dickbutt that I was going to upload, but the god damn file corrupted
User avatar #67 - alcoholicsemen (12/22/2014) [-]
dickbutt uncorruptable maybe you did it wrong
#54 - not even in the same class neji was his senpai 12/22/2014 on Taking Test 0
#53 - cheater 12/22/2014 on Taking Test 0
#26743 - its assumed she likes what straight boys like but zhi li a… 12/22/2014 on Television - cartoon... +1
#26742 - its always sunny in Philadelphia the sunshine returns on the 14th  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on Television - cartoon... +1
#26744 - brownskin (12/22/2014) [-]
Man you can't know how excited I am for it
#118 - we'll meet again some sunny day 12/22/2014 on Frozen 0
#197 - last time i put any real effort into getting laid was a sophom…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on guess who's not a 20 y/o... +1
User avatar #198 - succubus (12/22/2014) [-]
Well that's fair enough, dude.

I had major body image issues, too.
Doing the deed actually did help them for me.
#26739 - that john mulaney guy looks like an older nathan kress 12/22/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#13 - there has to be a cross over of him with the daily show 12/21/2014 on Are You Guys Fucking Psyched? 0
#5 - if its the black green lantern my interest would be up for tha…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Are You Guys Fucking Psyched? 0
#10 - anonexplains (12/21/2014) [-]
Black green lantern.
john stewert
User avatar #13 - alcoholicsemen (12/21/2014) [-]
there has to be a cross over of him with the daily show

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User avatar #14 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
stickied
how the hell do i sticky
User avatar #78 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
to be remembered for later
www.funnyjunk.com/random/1506183#1506183
#77 - raptorjesusdiedfor (12/15/2014) [-]
Have a good ******* day champ!
User avatar #75 - kattr (12/11/2014) [-]
Alcoholicsementhrower
User avatar #76 to #75 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
i wish, this site needs more characters for usernames
User avatar #72 - sinisterlion (12/03/2014) [-]
"its not its only a challenge when you randomly decide to do it out of boredom or someone challenges you not when its catchy saying as "no fap november" and you do it in conjunction with others"
In reply, I think you misunderstand, for someone who masturbates 42 times a day this is a very difficult challenge and I choose to challenge myself. It has never occurred to me to do this and probably never would have, but with 'no fap November' I know that there are other people including some of my friends who are willing to do this and this makes it all the more meaningful.
#73 to #72 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
have you ever just yanked it for a while w/o cumming but just getting constantly getting close
do you count that as one

a while - at least 2 hours
#74 to #73 - sinisterlion (12/03/2014) [-]
Not on 'no fap November' at least, otherwise I would have failed on the first day! I always do it while masturbating though, its a great feeling on its own.    
   
Mmm salami, here have some potassium
Not on 'no fap November' at least, otherwise I would have failed on the first day! I always do it while masturbating though, its a great feeling on its own.

Mmm salami, here have some potassium
User avatar #71 to #70 - jollypiratedonut (11/16/2014) [-]
i need dis
User avatar #68 - mrskeltal (11/11/2014) [-]
i hate you
User avatar #69 to #68 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
good
User avatar #66 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
I like you.
Let's get drunk.
User avatar #67 to #66 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
k
you get the shot glasses
#60 - hugsta ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
I found alcoholic saliva.
Is that close enough?
User avatar #61 to #60 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen shakes fist threateningly getting closer to hugsta face**
you wish it was
#62 to #61 - hugsta ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
if this was a vodka bottle would it work?
User avatar #63 to #62 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen begrudgingly shakes head no**
you think this game
User avatar #65 to #64 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
this is game you're doing just fine bud
User avatar #50 - jollypiratedonut (07/14/2014) [-]
alcoholicfrend im on s2 ep2 of orange
User avatar #51 to #50 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
s2 ep1 ending was so great
User avatar #52 to #51 - jollypiratedonut (07/14/2014) [-]
ya it was cray
User avatar #53 to #52 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
WHAT THE intense bodylove DID YOU DO?
OMG
User avatar #55 to #53 - jollypiratedonut (07/25/2014) [-]
UPDATE i finished the thingy
User avatar #56 to #55 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
how do you feel about it
User avatar #57 to #56 - jollypiratedonut (07/25/2014) [-]
is good! excite for season 3
#58 to #57 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
one year away
User avatar #44 - jollypiratedonut (06/29/2014) [-]
how many yrs hav u aged
#45 to #44 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
im age requiured+ allowed on **** area
22
User avatar #46 to #45 - jollypiratedonut (06/29/2014) [-]
u have the governments permission and jollys permission to porn
User avatar #47 to #46 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
i have porned since i wasnt allowed to porn keep it secret
#48 to #47 - jollypiratedonut (06/29/2014) [-]
BUT DAS ILLEGAL
#49 to #48 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
im shakin this scene
non secret holder
User avatar #34 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
alcoholicfrend i have started orange is noo black
User avatar #35 to #34 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
how is it for you so far
User avatar #36 to #35 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
i like it is good
intrasting and stuff
gona episode 3 now
#37 to #36 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
im a little jealous that you get to binge watch 2 seasons while i had to wait for the second
User avatar #38 to #37 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
turn that jelly upside down
User avatar #39 to #38 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
its only because i like "showing up late to the party" but i still got other series i can bing watch
User avatar #41 to #39 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
oman i still need to game of throne
User avatar #40 to #39 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
like wat
User avatar #43 to #40 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
maybe you'll chase this pony nancy botwin is a ******* danger junkie
User avatar #42 to #40 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
i watched heroes that lasted for two weeks
broken bad last awhile
i tried mad men but i cant binge watch it
i like to watch anime only the season is completed
dr whom still going on cant wait it started off episodic then a plot developed bad wolf
#29 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
now forget it
now forget it
#31 to #30 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
that month you forget will be decided by you
#32 to #31 - jollypiratedonut (05/27/2014) [-]
can it be next month
User avatar #33 to #32 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
i like july anyway
User avatar #25 - jollypiratedonut (05/18/2014) [-]
ill rek u m8
User avatar #27 to #25 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (05/18/2014) [-]
not if i do it first
User avatar #23 - jollypiratedonut (04/12/2014) [-]
i saw u on tv
User avatar #24 to #23 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
doubt
imma dracula cant be seen on film
User avatar #19 - jollypiratedonut (01/05/2014) [-]
y arent we pals
User avatar #20 to #19 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
i dont actively send friend requests anymore
and you just decided i was worth your time to make buddy
User avatar #21 to #20 - jollypiratedonut (01/05/2014) [-]
did we just become best frends
User avatar #22 to #21 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
yup
User avatar #15 - kissestotheworld (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm breaking up with you
User avatar #16 to #15 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
cool longest relationship i had other than my hand
User avatar #17 to #16 - kissestotheworld (07/15/2013) [-]
You are not even going to fight for my love ?
User avatar #28 to #26 - kissestotheworld (05/19/2014) [-]
how could he be so heartless?
User avatar #10 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
*describe me has cake*
User avatar #11 to #10 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
**alcoholicsemen has cake**
User avatar #12 to #11 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
*describe me needing cake*
User avatar #13 to #12 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
**alcoholicsemen has cake**
User avatar #3 - someonesdaughter (04/29/2013) [-]
where da dick pix at.
User avatar #4 to #3 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
I find it weird that I don't have any dick pix
#5 to #4 - someonesdaughter (04/29/2013) [-]
me too. even i have dick pix. :p

it's all good, just wanted to see what i had to work with...
User avatar #6 to #5 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
I'm gonna make an attempt to get one by saturday
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