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alcoholicsemen

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Date Signed Up:7/14/2012
Last Login:3/27/2015
Location:beer bottles ball sack
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#13781 - im gonna get real close to your face  [+] (3 new replies) 02/27/2015 on FJ Backroom +1
User avatar #13790 - computerlife (02/27/2015) [-]
I don't blame you, people here have told me that my face is lovely
#13795 - alcoholicsemen (02/27/2015) [-]
i'll jiggle it
#13802 - dravis (02/27/2015) [-]
#13770 - how dare you hide this from people  [+] (39 new replies) 02/27/2015 on FJ Backroom +1
#13858 - bizzareslam (02/27/2015) [-]
hey alcoh
User avatar #13860 - alcoholicsemen (02/27/2015) [-]
monster
User avatar #13862 - bizzareslam (02/27/2015) [-]
why
User avatar #13864 - alcoholicsemen (02/27/2015) [-]
wheres my body
User avatar #13867 - bizzareslam (02/27/2015) [-]
somewhere else
#13869 - alcoholicsemen (02/27/2015) [-]
i will rek u
#13870 - bizzareslam (02/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #13778 - computerlife (02/27/2015) [-]
We're not hidden from people. You just need to have the right connections to get here.
#13781 - alcoholicsemen (02/27/2015) [-]
im gonna get real close to your face
User avatar #13790 - computerlife (02/27/2015) [-]
I don't blame you, people here have told me that my face is lovely
#13795 - alcoholicsemen (02/27/2015) [-]
i'll jiggle it
#13802 - dravis (02/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #13773 - Pleinair (02/27/2015) [-]
I dont want to hide it :c
#13785 - alcoholicsemen (02/27/2015) [-]
i smell a burrito
User avatar #13783 - computerlife (02/27/2015) [-]
I don't know, I kinda like being hard to get to. We be a smaller group, but we have closer connections to everyone here.
User avatar #13789 - Pleinair (02/27/2015) [-]
Yeah but that leads to less post and activity. alcoholicsemen is right
User avatar #13793 - computerlife (02/27/2015) [-]
But there's less shit posting
User avatar #13796 - Pleinair (02/27/2015) [-]
yea but if shitposting did happen it can be dealt with swiftly
User avatar #13792 - alcoholicsemen (02/27/2015) [-]
how dare you say that about me
User avatar #13794 - Pleinair (02/27/2015) [-]
no one even said your name please leave stalker
User avatar #13798 - computerlife (02/27/2015) [-]
You said his name
>>#13789
User avatar #13800 - Pleinair (02/27/2015) [-]
thats the joke
User avatar #13805 - computerlife (02/27/2015) [-]
I guess I became IruinedTheJoke there
User avatar #13808 - Pleinair (02/27/2015) [-]
HES TAKING YOUR TITLE
User avatar #13811 - computerlife (02/27/2015) [-]
How many joke has he ruined anyway
#13815 - Pleinair (02/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #13820 - IruinedTheJoke (02/27/2015) [-]
okay
#13797 - alcoholicsemen (02/27/2015) [-]
this aint over
buh byee
User avatar #13799 - Pleinair (02/27/2015) [-]
see ya, come back and visit us more. although i think your main duty is the nsfw random board
User avatar #13810 - alcoholicsemen (02/27/2015) [-]
you know too much
have you been talking with wrinklynewt
User avatar #13812 - Pleinair (02/27/2015) [-]
I've been a mod for a year now. And when you take an oath to only talk with signs you tend to lurk a lot after a year
#13819 - alcoholicsemen (02/27/2015) [-]
i leave that tab open a lot
so lurk is the correct verb
User avatar #13825 - Pleinair (02/27/2015) [-]
ily though.
User avatar #13832 - alcoholicsemen (02/27/2015) [-]
i like me too O_O
User avatar #13839 - Pleinair (02/27/2015) [-]
how long has daffy been your mascot?
#13851 - alcoholicsemen (02/27/2015) [-]
since the end of last july
i feel in love with this pic and it clicked together
I used to do qotd but got writers block so i do a question bukkake every month
#13855 - Pleinair (02/27/2015) [-]
You should post some here
User avatar #13859 - alcoholicsemen (02/27/2015) [-]
i guess next week
User avatar #13871 - Pleinair (02/27/2015) [-]
awesome
#13324 - what goes on here  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
User avatar #13369 - bizzareslam (02/26/2015) [-]
lots of stuff
#12929 - the fuk  [+] (3 new replies) 02/26/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
User avatar #12930 - bizzareslam (02/26/2015) [-]
oh hey alcoho
User avatar #13324 - alcoholicsemen (02/26/2015) [-]
what goes on here
User avatar #13369 - bizzareslam (02/26/2015) [-]
lots of stuff
#3 - gender bending go 02/23/2015 on Be proud of who you are +1
#26706 - any new pre/post work out supplements that are better for you …  [+] (39 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
User avatar #26712 - marinepenguin (02/23/2015) [-]
Yeah I'd like to know what harmful stuff you are talking about. Maybe shitty preworkouts with tons of caffeine.
User avatar #26709 - europe (02/23/2015) [-]
What 'harmful' stuff are you even talking about?
User avatar #26708 - leal (02/23/2015) [-]
Actual food.
User avatar #26711 - marinepenguin (02/23/2015) [-]
Regular food alone, could never give you the results you'd get with proper supplementation.
User avatar #26742 - leal (02/23/2015) [-]
o-ok I'll do that Friday
#26713 - leal (02/23/2015) [-]
Then explain pic related?
User avatar #26714 - marinepenguin (02/23/2015) [-]
I didn't say you couldn't get ripped without supplements. It just takes longer and you don't have as much potential for size.
User avatar #26718 - leal (02/23/2015) [-]
Should I buy Creatine then?
User avatar #26744 - europe (02/23/2015) [-]
A nice advantage it would give you either way is the amount of energy you have even after a complete training
User avatar #26745 - leal (02/23/2015) [-]
I'm energetic as fuck so that's no souci gros
#26746 - europe (02/23/2015) [-]
Got no problems whatsoever after leg day?
#26747 - leal (02/23/2015) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #26748 - europe (02/23/2015) [-]
What do you squat/deadlift, nigga?
User avatar #26751 - leal (02/23/2015) [-]
90kg/100kg
User avatar #26752 - europe (02/23/2015) [-]
5x5? upper legs parallel to the floor?
User avatar #26753 - leal (02/23/2015) [-]
Thighs parellel to the floor 5x5 yep.
User avatar #26754 - europe (02/23/2015) [-]
Welp, odd
Energetic fellow, huh
#26755 - leal (02/23/2015) [-]
It's all the pent up testosterone.

>TFW no GF
User avatar #26756 - europe (02/23/2015) [-]
Don't get me started on testosterone
My body's been going bearmode since I've started lifting
Hair's growing even on my bloody ribs
User avatar #26757 - leal (02/23/2015) [-]
Is that not normal?
User avatar #26758 - europe (02/23/2015) [-]
Never noticed seeing it on anyone, though I suppose I haven't seen much. Don't make it a hobby of mine to look at men's chests as much as that seems to be a /fit/ thing to do.
Either way it's annoying
User avatar #26776 - marinepenguin (02/23/2015) [-]
I have had substantially more hair growth since I've started as well, although that could just be me starting to grow facial and the like. Being 19.
User avatar #26817 - europe (02/24/2015) [-]
I'd say both
But the amount of bodyhair I'm starting to grow is substantially greater than that of my elder brothers, either way
User avatar #26719 - marinepenguin (02/23/2015) [-]
I wouldn't just yet. I waited around a year and a half to start using it. But if you want to then go ahead.
User avatar #26721 - leal (02/23/2015) [-]
My dad doesn't want me doing it.


But he let's me smoke weed and keep bongs at the house!


Fucking logic.
User avatar #26722 - marinepenguin (02/23/2015) [-]
Creatine has literally no side effects.

All it does is increase water retention in your muscles. Which has a ton of positives.
#26723 - leal (02/23/2015) [-]
I know that..


I think it's cause I was researching DNP for a while that he's so anti supplements..
User avatar #26725 - marinepenguin (02/23/2015) [-]
Well fuck man. When people start researching shit, DNP isn't usually their go-to. Considering you can die.
#26726 - leal (02/23/2015) [-]
Well it seemed the most interesting since I wanted to get down to low BF.
User avatar #26727 - marinepenguin (02/23/2015) [-]
As terrible as that drug is, it's the fastest and most effective way of losing pure fat.
User avatar #26729 - leal (02/23/2015) [-]
Btw I OHP free weights today, 5x5 40kg was pretty gud.
User avatar #26730 - marinepenguin (02/23/2015) [-]
Personally I'd never use it. Risk is too much for the reward. Plus You are absolutely miserable the whole time. But have at it I guess.

And that's not bad. I had to start around there when I first started OHP, since I sort of neglected it for a long time.
User avatar #26731 - leal (02/23/2015) [-]
I totally get your reasoning it's just I'd rather cut down in 2-3 weeks than over 2-3 months.

Is OHP easier standing or sitting?
User avatar #26732 - marinepenguin (02/23/2015) [-]
Try more like 6-8 days. By the second week you'd be dead.

And it should be done while standing.
#26733 - leal (02/23/2015) [-]
But what if I fall with the weight and die?


This is a legit fear of mine I'm not even trying to be cocky.
User avatar #26735 - marinepenguin (02/23/2015) [-]
I've never fallen with it before. If you are super wobbly then go down in weight.
User avatar #26738 - leal (02/23/2015) [-]
And how am I even supposed to get the weight up to the starting position?
User avatar #26740 - marinepenguin (02/23/2015) [-]
By cleaning it?
#26728 - leal (02/23/2015) [-]
Exactly..

So obviously I was going to research into it.


I'm still considering doing a cycle but later down the road when I hit the 100kg bench press for 5x5
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#3203 - Lets talk about that vegetable oil I need you pass me. I would… 02/22/2015 on Be vain and post your... 0
#3200 - Not enough I don't see anyway around it other than.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Be vain and post your... 0
User avatar #3202 - anomaisies (02/22/2015) [-]
Oh my... I'll PM you about that later. I'll be in position, ready for anything, sir. ;)
User avatar #3203 - alcoholicsemen (02/22/2015) [-]
Lets talk about that vegetable oil I need you pass me. I would appreciate it if you would crawl over there pick it up with your mouth and set it before me. Your reward is waiting.
#3198 - I think its judging me for talking dirty to it food giver. …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Be vain and post your... 0
User avatar #3199 - anomaisies (02/22/2015) [-]
I guess I'll have to get on my knees and beg my master for forgiveness, won't I? ;)
User avatar #3202 - anomaisies (02/22/2015) [-]
Oh my... I'll PM you about that later. I'll be in position, ready for anything, sir. ;)
User avatar #3203 - alcoholicsemen (02/22/2015) [-]
Lets talk about that vegetable oil I need you pass me. I would appreciate it if you would crawl over there pick it up with your mouth and set it before me. Your reward is waiting.
#3194 - I'm gonna need that sow ass of yours to assume your natural po…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/21/2015 on Be vain and post your... 0
#3197 - anomaisies (02/22/2015) [-]
Did you just say champion breeding?

Because pic related, It's my pussy.
User avatar #3198 - alcoholicsemen (02/22/2015) [-]
I think its judging me for talking dirty to it food giver.
How are you going to make this up to me?
User avatar #3199 - anomaisies (02/22/2015) [-]
I guess I'll have to get on my knees and beg my master for forgiveness, won't I? ;)
User avatar #3202 - anomaisies (02/22/2015) [-]
Oh my... I'll PM you about that later. I'll be in position, ready for anything, sir. ;)
User avatar #3203 - alcoholicsemen (02/22/2015) [-]
Lets talk about that vegetable oil I need you pass me. I would appreciate it if you would crawl over there pick it up with your mouth and set it before me. Your reward is waiting.
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#143 - there has been a lot of these posts lately dafuq happened  [+] (4 new replies) 02/21/2015 on 2SPOOK +1
User avatar #152 - yourbed (02/21/2015) [-]
New meme.
#175 - anonymous (02/22/2015) [-]
"new"?!
#193 - yourbed (02/22/2015) [-]
If it recently got popular then it's new to me.
#149 - slyeris (02/21/2015) [-]
FJ got a new anthem.
#3189 - possible last question opinion on black helicopter dick  [+] (9 new replies) 02/21/2015 on Be vain and post your... 0
User avatar #3190 - anomaisies (02/21/2015) [-]
I will use this opportunity to use a quote from my favorite disney movie.

"Slimy, yet, satisfying." -Simba 1994

"I rate black helicopter dick a 10/10 on IGN" -Anomaisies 2015
User avatar #3194 - alcoholicsemen (02/21/2015) [-]
I'm gonna need that sow ass of yours to assume your natural position on this air mattress while I oil you up for some pig wrestlin. Don't mind the camera its there so you can review your technique later. How else am I gong to breed a champion pig?

interested in more pm me or dont it can get weird in comment section too
#3197 - anomaisies (02/22/2015) [-]
Did you just say champion breeding?

Because pic related, It's my pussy.
User avatar #3198 - alcoholicsemen (02/22/2015) [-]
I think its judging me for talking dirty to it food giver.
How are you going to make this up to me?
User avatar #3199 - anomaisies (02/22/2015) [-]
I guess I'll have to get on my knees and beg my master for forgiveness, won't I? ;)
User avatar #3202 - anomaisies (02/22/2015) [-]
Oh my... I'll PM you about that later. I'll be in position, ready for anything, sir. ;)
User avatar #3203 - alcoholicsemen (02/22/2015) [-]
Lets talk about that vegetable oil I need you pass me. I would appreciate it if you would crawl over there pick it up with your mouth and set it before me. Your reward is waiting.
#3193 - alcoholicsemen has deleted their comment.
#3187 - so you in that 5/6 or are you that lone 1/6  [+] (11 new replies) 02/21/2015 on Be vain and post your... 0
User avatar #3188 - anomaisies (02/21/2015) [-]
5/6
User avatar #3189 - alcoholicsemen (02/21/2015) [-]
possible last question
opinion on black helicopter dick
User avatar #3190 - anomaisies (02/21/2015) [-]
I will use this opportunity to use a quote from my favorite disney movie.

"Slimy, yet, satisfying." -Simba 1994

"I rate black helicopter dick a 10/10 on IGN" -Anomaisies 2015
User avatar #3194 - alcoholicsemen (02/21/2015) [-]
I'm gonna need that sow ass of yours to assume your natural position on this air mattress while I oil you up for some pig wrestlin. Don't mind the camera its there so you can review your technique later. How else am I gong to breed a champion pig?

interested in more pm me or dont it can get weird in comment section too
#3197 - anomaisies (02/22/2015) [-]
Did you just say champion breeding?

Because pic related, It's my pussy.
User avatar #3198 - alcoholicsemen (02/22/2015) [-]
I think its judging me for talking dirty to it food giver.
How are you going to make this up to me?
User avatar #3199 - anomaisies (02/22/2015) [-]
I guess I'll have to get on my knees and beg my master for forgiveness, won't I? ;)
User avatar #3202 - anomaisies (02/22/2015) [-]
Oh my... I'll PM you about that later. I'll be in position, ready for anything, sir. ;)
User avatar #3203 - alcoholicsemen (02/22/2015) [-]
Lets talk about that vegetable oil I need you pass me. I would appreciate it if you would crawl over there pick it up with your mouth and set it before me. Your reward is waiting.
#3193 - alcoholicsemen has deleted their comment.
#3114 - id 50 shades of gray you if you your age is as posted …  [+] (13 new replies) 02/20/2015 on Be vain and post your... 0
User avatar #3184 - anomaisies (02/21/2015) [-]
5.0/6 would call master
User avatar #3187 - alcoholicsemen (02/21/2015) [-]
so you in that 5/6 or are you that lone 1/6
User avatar #3188 - anomaisies (02/21/2015) [-]
5/6
User avatar #3189 - alcoholicsemen (02/21/2015) [-]
possible last question
opinion on black helicopter dick
User avatar #3190 - anomaisies (02/21/2015) [-]
I will use this opportunity to use a quote from my favorite disney movie.

"Slimy, yet, satisfying." -Simba 1994

"I rate black helicopter dick a 10/10 on IGN" -Anomaisies 2015
User avatar #3194 - alcoholicsemen (02/21/2015) [-]
I'm gonna need that sow ass of yours to assume your natural position on this air mattress while I oil you up for some pig wrestlin. Don't mind the camera its there so you can review your technique later. How else am I gong to breed a champion pig?

interested in more pm me or dont it can get weird in comment section too
#3197 - anomaisies (02/22/2015) [-]
Did you just say champion breeding?

Because pic related, It's my pussy.
User avatar #3198 - alcoholicsemen (02/22/2015) [-]
I think its judging me for talking dirty to it food giver.
How are you going to make this up to me?
User avatar #3199 - anomaisies (02/22/2015) [-]
I guess I'll have to get on my knees and beg my master for forgiveness, won't I? ;)
User avatar #3202 - anomaisies (02/22/2015) [-]
Oh my... I'll PM you about that later. I'll be in position, ready for anything, sir. ;)
User avatar #3203 - alcoholicsemen (02/22/2015) [-]
Lets talk about that vegetable oil I need you pass me. I would appreciate it if you would crawl over there pick it up with your mouth and set it before me. Your reward is waiting.
#3193 - alcoholicsemen has deleted their comment.
#51 - i cant remember  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2015 on sam and cat dont hit my boob!! 0
#53 - loopymoomoo (02/20/2015) [-]
Sam and kat
#2489 - do you like abuse?  [+] (15 new replies) 02/20/2015 on Be vain and post your... 0
#2588 - anomaisies (02/20/2015) [-]
Are you talking fetish wise or are you asking because I put a picture of myself and acknowledged that I am fat?

If the latter, I know I'm fat and I can laugh about it. I like being a part of this community and partake in almost every "What does FJ look like" post by Admin. If people tear me apart so be it, if they encourage me to better myself, even better. I'm not posting to be abused, I'm posting to be a part of an amazing community.

If the former, pic is related
User avatar #3114 - alcoholicsemen (02/20/2015) [-]
id 50 shades of gray you if you your age is as posted
havent read the or seen the movie but bdsm stuff right
User avatar #3184 - anomaisies (02/21/2015) [-]
5.0/6 would call master
User avatar #3187 - alcoholicsemen (02/21/2015) [-]
so you in that 5/6 or are you that lone 1/6
User avatar #3188 - anomaisies (02/21/2015) [-]
5/6
User avatar #3189 - alcoholicsemen (02/21/2015) [-]
possible last question
opinion on black helicopter dick
User avatar #3190 - anomaisies (02/21/2015) [-]
I will use this opportunity to use a quote from my favorite disney movie.

"Slimy, yet, satisfying." -Simba 1994

"I rate black helicopter dick a 10/10 on IGN" -Anomaisies 2015
User avatar #3194 - alcoholicsemen (02/21/2015) [-]
I'm gonna need that sow ass of yours to assume your natural position on this air mattress while I oil you up for some pig wrestlin. Don't mind the camera its there so you can review your technique later. How else am I gong to breed a champion pig?

interested in more pm me or dont it can get weird in comment section too
#3197 - anomaisies (02/22/2015) [-]
Did you just say champion breeding?

Because pic related, It's my pussy.
User avatar #3198 - alcoholicsemen (02/22/2015) [-]
I think its judging me for talking dirty to it food giver.
How are you going to make this up to me?
User avatar #3199 - anomaisies (02/22/2015) [-]
I guess I'll have to get on my knees and beg my master for forgiveness, won't I? ;)
User avatar #3202 - anomaisies (02/22/2015) [-]
Oh my... I'll PM you about that later. I'll be in position, ready for anything, sir. ;)
User avatar #3203 - alcoholicsemen (02/22/2015) [-]
Lets talk about that vegetable oil I need you pass me. I would appreciate it if you would crawl over there pick it up with your mouth and set it before me. Your reward is waiting.
#3193 - alcoholicsemen has deleted their comment.
#2486 - NEVERRRR!!! 02/20/2015 on Be vain and post your... +2
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User avatar #14 - alcoholicsemen (07/13/2013) [-]
stickied
how the hell do i sticky
#95 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi alcoholicsemen! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
#93 - katarinaismywaifu (03/25/2015) [-]
Katarinaismywaifu sent me over! Want to cuddle?
#94 to #93 - alcoholicsemen (03/25/2015) [-]
well looks like you delivered
na wanna play monopoly
User avatar #88 - jonnyfrosty (03/24/2015) [-]
There was always something I wanted to ask you
User avatar #89 to #88 - alcoholicsemen (03/24/2015) [-]
aahhh go head spport
#90 to #89 - jonnyfrosty (03/24/2015) [-]
Is the semen itself alcoholic or is it the semen of someone alcoholic
User avatar #91 to #90 - alcoholicsemen (03/24/2015) [-]
always yes to the first one but also sometimess not no to second
#92 to #91 - jonnyfrosty (03/24/2015) [-]
I understand
I understand
#86 - admin (03/21/2015) [-]
Hi alcoholicsemen! Dear Leader Admin sent me to work in your mines!
User avatar #87 to #86 - alcoholicsemen (03/22/2015) [-]
the **** did i do
User avatar #84 - majormayor (03/16/2015) [-]
what a user name
User avatar #85 to #84 - alcoholicsemen (03/16/2015) [-]
i like it
User avatar #83 - murrlogic (03/14/2015) [-]
Hello.
#81 - alcoholicsemen (03/12/2015) [-]
anomaisies
User avatar #79 - Pleinair (03/06/2015) [-]
:C
User avatar #80 to #79 - alcoholicsemen (03/06/2015) [-]
i forgot to do question bukkake
#77 - raptorjesusdiedfor (12/15/2014) [-]
Have a good ******* day champ!
User avatar #75 - kattr (12/11/2014) [-]
Alcoholicsementhrower
User avatar #76 to #75 - alcoholicsemen (12/11/2014) [-]
i wish, this site needs more characters for usernames
User avatar #72 - sinisterlion (12/03/2014) [-]
"its not its only a challenge when you randomly decide to do it out of boredom or someone challenges you not when its catchy saying as "no fap november" and you do it in conjunction with others"
In reply, I think you misunderstand, for someone who masturbates 42 times a day this is a very difficult challenge and I choose to challenge myself. It has never occurred to me to do this and probably never would have, but with 'no fap November' I know that there are other people including some of my friends who are willing to do this and this makes it all the more meaningful.
#73 to #72 - alcoholicsemen (12/03/2014) [-]
have you ever just yanked it for a while w/o cumming but just getting constantly getting close
do you count that as one

a while - at least 2 hours
#74 to #73 - sinisterlion (12/03/2014) [-]
Not on 'no fap November' at least, otherwise I would have failed on the first day! I always do it while masturbating though, its a great feeling on its own.    
   
Mmm salami, here have some potassium
Not on 'no fap November' at least, otherwise I would have failed on the first day! I always do it while masturbating though, its a great feeling on its own.

Mmm salami, here have some potassium
User avatar #71 to #70 - jollypiratedonut (11/16/2014) [-]
i need dis
User avatar #68 - mrskeltal (11/11/2014) [-]
i hate you
User avatar #66 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
I like you.
Let's get drunk.
User avatar #67 to #66 - alcoholicsemen (09/27/2014) [-]
k
you get the shot glasses
#60 - hugsta (09/26/2014) [-]
I found alcoholic saliva.
Is that close enough?
User avatar #61 to #60 - alcoholicsemen (09/26/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen shakes fist threateningly getting closer to hugsta face**
you wish it was
#62 to #61 - hugsta (09/27/2014) [-]
if this was a vodka bottle would it work?
User avatar #63 to #62 - alcoholicsemen (09/27/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen begrudgingly shakes head no**
you think this game
User avatar #65 to #64 - alcoholicsemen (09/27/2014) [-]
this is game you're doing just fine bud
User avatar #50 - jollypiratedonut (07/14/2014) [-]
alcoholicfrend im on s2 ep2 of orange
User avatar #51 to #50 - alcoholicsemen (07/14/2014) [-]
s2 ep1 ending was so great
User avatar #52 to #51 - jollypiratedonut (07/14/2014) [-]
ya it was cray
User avatar #53 to #52 - alcoholicsemen (07/14/2014) [-]
WHAT THE intense bodylove DID YOU DO?
OMG
User avatar #55 to #53 - jollypiratedonut (07/25/2014) [-]
UPDATE i finished the thingy
User avatar #56 to #55 - alcoholicsemen (07/25/2014) [-]
how do you feel about it
User avatar #57 to #56 - jollypiratedonut (07/25/2014) [-]
is good! excite for season 3
#58 to #57 - alcoholicsemen (07/25/2014) [-]
one year away
User avatar #44 - jollypiratedonut (06/29/2014) [-]
how many yrs hav u aged
#45 to #44 - alcoholicsemen (06/29/2014) [-]
im age requiured+ allowed on **** area
22
User avatar #46 to #45 - jollypiratedonut (06/29/2014) [-]
u have the governments permission and jollys permission to porn
User avatar #47 to #46 - alcoholicsemen (06/29/2014) [-]
i have porned since i wasnt allowed to porn keep it secret
#48 to #47 - jollypiratedonut (06/29/2014) [-]
BUT DAS ILLEGAL
#49 to #48 - alcoholicsemen (06/29/2014) [-]
im shakin this scene
non secret holder
User avatar #34 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
alcoholicfrend i have started orange is noo black
User avatar #35 to #34 - alcoholicsemen (06/25/2014) [-]
how is it for you so far
User avatar #36 to #35 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
i like it is good
intrasting and stuff
gona episode 3 now
#37 to #36 - alcoholicsemen (06/25/2014) [-]
im a little jealous that you get to binge watch 2 seasons while i had to wait for the second
User avatar #38 to #37 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
turn that jelly upside down
User avatar #39 to #38 - alcoholicsemen (06/25/2014) [-]
its only because i like "showing up late to the party" but i still got other series i can bing watch
User avatar #41 to #39 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
oman i still need to game of throne
User avatar #40 to #39 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
like wat
User avatar #43 to #40 - alcoholicsemen (06/25/2014) [-]
maybe you'll chase this pony nancy botwin is a ******* danger junkie
User avatar #42 to #40 - alcoholicsemen (06/25/2014) [-]
i watched heroes that lasted for two weeks
broken bad last awhile
i tried mad men but i cant binge watch it
i like to watch anime only the season is completed
dr whom still going on cant wait it started off episodic then a plot developed bad wolf
#29 - alcoholicsemen (05/27/2014) [-]
now forget it
now forget it
#31 to #30 - alcoholicsemen (05/27/2014) [-]
that month you forget will be decided by you
#32 to #31 - jollypiratedonut (05/27/2014) [-]
can it be next month
User avatar #33 to #32 - alcoholicsemen (05/27/2014) [-]
i like july anyway
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