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alcoholicsemen

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Date Signed Up:7/14/2012
Last Login:4/26/2015
Location:beer bottles ball sack
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#4 - my desires are unconventional  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2015 on unconventional cringe comp 0
#5 - cheastnut (03/19/2015) [-]
"unconventional" : here having the meaning of lonely
#6 - alcoholicsemen (03/19/2015) [-]
no i want her watch and hold the fleshlight as i use it
#70 - maybe i make more because stay longer 03/19/2015 on Good advice for Feminazis 0
#87 - Comment deleted 03/19/2015 on It can happen to anyone of us~ 0
#73 - not unappetizing 03/19/2015 on Strange package 0
#34 - central time master race  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2015 on Getting thumbs works better... +1
User avatar #36 - thatlittledoll (03/19/2015) [-]
hell yeah!
#22 - drop one number from eastern buddy  [+] (3 new replies) 03/18/2015 on Getting thumbs works better... 0
User avatar #33 - thatlittledoll (03/19/2015) [-]
I know how to do that... I've kinda done it since I was little watching Nickelodeon... It was sarcasm m8
#34 - alcoholicsemen (03/19/2015) [-]
central time master race
User avatar #36 - thatlittledoll (03/19/2015) [-]
hell yeah!
#23 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 03/18/2015 on Evil +2
#81 - Welshhobo (03/19/2015) [-]
This reminds me of something...

There was this cartoon, i thought at first it was Tom & Jerry but i can't find anything. Basically the cartoons protagonist (i thought it was Tom) turns red and evil for the episode and grows two point little red horns. I have no idea what the cartoon was or the character but its frying my brain trying to think what it was. Anyone have any ideas?
#82 - Welshhobo (03/19/2015) [-]
Nvm, found it. It was Casper.
#28 - theycallmesatan (03/18/2015) [-]
**theycallmesatan used "*roll picture*"**
**theycallmesatan rolled image** yes
User avatar #31 - mydogpikachu (03/18/2015) [-]
no
#92 - theycallmesatan (03/19/2015) [-]
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#63 - the one where she got preggars while the show was still runnin… 03/18/2015 on zoey101 0
#4 - you havent seen some of the porn ive seen they go for the… 03/18/2015 on Time to go... +1
#127 - enjoy your life alone you beautiful idiots fast forward t… 03/17/2015 on Death by snu-snu +1
#54 - a woman i would to corrupt with bdsm 03/17/2015 on Daaaaaamn 0
#34 - so chainmail or nohing  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2015 on Ready for battle! 0
#43 - hongkonglongdong (03/17/2015) [-]
Or brigandine, or lamellar.

Plate is obviously the only really good armour.
#186 - doesnt matter 03/16/2015 on Holy Tumblr 0
#180 - because **** the world 03/16/2015 on I'm A Wild Lion I... I Am... 0
#85 - i like it 03/16/2015 on alcoholicsemen's profile 0
#745 - did you eat the tacos  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2015 on Tell Addy how your day is... 0
User avatar #751 - nighthawxx (03/16/2015) [-]
Yes sir I did eat the tacos
#744 - i dont believe you, you spoot head but if you must know S… 03/16/2015 on Tell Addy how your day is... 0
#11 - i swear if plays nintendo games i would lose it 03/16/2015 on What a time to be alive 0
#64 - go deeper and make self amends that is your path to true no regrets  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2015 on Had to be said 0
User avatar #90 - butterduck (03/16/2015) [-]
Nah, I'll just stay on funnyjunk and repress all my ragrets. Like if I hugged her a little tighter she might've still been with me.
#57 - theres always regrets we just choose to not acknowledge them  [+] (4 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Had to be said +1
User avatar #59 - butterduck (03/16/2015) [-]
Stop it, I wanted to laugh not contemplate life choices.
User avatar #64 - alcoholicsemen (03/16/2015) [-]
go deeper and make self amends that is your path to true no regrets
User avatar #90 - butterduck (03/16/2015) [-]
Nah, I'll just stay on funnyjunk and repress all my ragrets. Like if I hugged her a little tighter she might've still been with me.
User avatar #58 - vexille (03/16/2015) [-]
That's deep as shit.

But true.
#1 - call me no one from now on copperhead i tried im not good …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2015 on Spider-man's legendary quips +29
#4 - calvintroll (03/16/2015) [-]
#6 - what about internally screaming 03/15/2015 on A difficult choice... 0
#53 - it didnt but you did how do you feel about  [+] (6 new replies) 03/15/2015 on Had to be said 0
#55 - vexille (03/15/2015) [-]
I feel pretty good. No regrets.
#57 - alcoholicsemen (03/16/2015) [-]
theres always regrets we just choose to not acknowledge them
User avatar #59 - butterduck (03/16/2015) [-]
Stop it, I wanted to laugh not contemplate life choices.
User avatar #64 - alcoholicsemen (03/16/2015) [-]
go deeper and make self amends that is your path to true no regrets
User avatar #90 - butterduck (03/16/2015) [-]
Nah, I'll just stay on funnyjunk and repress all my ragrets. Like if I hugged her a little tighter she might've still been with me.
User avatar #58 - vexille (03/16/2015) [-]
That's deep as shit.

But true.
#71 - if i ever work in a place that has me speak over a speaker and… 03/15/2015 on Saggy Saturday 0
#9 - couple of blowie points earned  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2015 on Sorry, but this show was... +9
User avatar #12 - glitternips (03/15/2015) [-]
tendies are yummy in my tummy but tehy make my bum make brown and rjnny
User avatar #13 - glitternips (03/15/2015) [-]
runny*

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User avatar #14 - alcoholicsemen (07/13/2013) [-]
stickied
how the hell do i sticky
#93 - katarinaismywaifu (03/25/2015) [-]
Katarinaismywaifu sent me over! Want to cuddle?
#94 to #93 - alcoholicsemen (03/25/2015) [-]
well looks like you delivered
na wanna play monopoly
User avatar #88 - jonnyfrosty (03/24/2015) [-]
There was always something I wanted to ask you
User avatar #89 to #88 - alcoholicsemen (03/24/2015) [-]
aahhh go head spport
#90 to #89 - jonnyfrosty (03/24/2015) [-]
Is the semen itself alcoholic or is it the semen of someone alcoholic
User avatar #91 to #90 - alcoholicsemen (03/24/2015) [-]
always yes to the first one but also sometimess not no to second
#92 to #91 - jonnyfrosty (03/24/2015) [-]
I understand
I understand
User avatar #84 - majormayor (03/16/2015) [-]
what a user name
User avatar #85 to #84 - alcoholicsemen (03/16/2015) [-]
i like it
User avatar #83 - murrlogic (03/14/2015) [-]
Hello.
#81 - alcoholicsemen (03/12/2015) [-]
anomaisies
User avatar #79 - Pleinair (03/06/2015) [-]
:C
User avatar #80 to #79 - alcoholicsemen (03/06/2015) [-]
i forgot to do question bukkake
#77 - raptorjesusdiedfor (12/15/2014) [-]
Have a good ******* day champ!
User avatar #75 - kattr (12/11/2014) [-]
Alcoholicsementhrower
User avatar #76 to #75 - alcoholicsemen (12/11/2014) [-]
i wish, this site needs more characters for usernames
User avatar #72 - sinisterlion (12/03/2014) [-]
"its not its only a challenge when you randomly decide to do it out of boredom or someone challenges you not when its catchy saying as "no fap november" and you do it in conjunction with others"
In reply, I think you misunderstand, for someone who masturbates 42 times a day this is a very difficult challenge and I choose to challenge myself. It has never occurred to me to do this and probably never would have, but with 'no fap November' I know that there are other people including some of my friends who are willing to do this and this makes it all the more meaningful.
#73 to #72 - alcoholicsemen (12/03/2014) [-]
have you ever just yanked it for a while w/o cumming but just getting constantly getting close
do you count that as one

a while - at least 2 hours
#74 to #73 - sinisterlion (12/03/2014) [-]
Not on 'no fap November' at least, otherwise I would have failed on the first day! I always do it while masturbating though, its a great feeling on its own.    
   
Mmm salami, here have some potassium
Not on 'no fap November' at least, otherwise I would have failed on the first day! I always do it while masturbating though, its a great feeling on its own.

Mmm salami, here have some potassium
User avatar #71 to #70 - jollypiratedonut (11/16/2014) [-]
i need dis
User avatar #68 - mrskeltal (11/11/2014) [-]
i hate you
User avatar #66 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
I like you.
Let's get drunk.
User avatar #67 to #66 - alcoholicsemen (09/27/2014) [-]
k
you get the shot glasses
#60 - hugsta ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
I found alcoholic saliva.
Is that close enough?
User avatar #61 to #60 - alcoholicsemen (09/26/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen shakes fist threateningly getting closer to hugsta face**
you wish it was
#62 to #61 - hugsta ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
if this was a vodka bottle would it work?
User avatar #63 to #62 - alcoholicsemen (09/27/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen begrudgingly shakes head no**
you think this game
User avatar #65 to #64 - alcoholicsemen (09/27/2014) [-]
this is game you're doing just fine bud
User avatar #50 - jollypiratedonut (07/14/2014) [-]
alcoholicfrend im on s2 ep2 of orange
User avatar #51 to #50 - alcoholicsemen (07/14/2014) [-]
s2 ep1 ending was so great
User avatar #52 to #51 - jollypiratedonut (07/14/2014) [-]
ya it was cray
User avatar #53 to #52 - alcoholicsemen (07/14/2014) [-]
WHAT THE intense bodylove DID YOU DO?
OMG
User avatar #55 to #53 - jollypiratedonut (07/25/2014) [-]
UPDATE i finished the thingy
User avatar #56 to #55 - alcoholicsemen (07/25/2014) [-]
how do you feel about it
User avatar #57 to #56 - jollypiratedonut (07/25/2014) [-]
is good! excite for season 3
#58 to #57 - alcoholicsemen (07/25/2014) [-]
one year away
User avatar #44 - jollypiratedonut (06/29/2014) [-]
how many yrs hav u aged
#45 to #44 - alcoholicsemen (06/29/2014) [-]
im age requiured+ allowed on **** area
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User avatar #46 to #45 - jollypiratedonut (06/29/2014) [-]
u have the governments permission and jollys permission to porn
User avatar #47 to #46 - alcoholicsemen (06/29/2014) [-]
i have porned since i wasnt allowed to porn keep it secret
#48 to #47 - jollypiratedonut (06/29/2014) [-]
BUT DAS ILLEGAL
#49 to #48 - alcoholicsemen (06/29/2014) [-]
im shakin this scene
non secret holder
User avatar #34 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
alcoholicfrend i have started orange is noo black
User avatar #35 to #34 - alcoholicsemen (06/25/2014) [-]
how is it for you so far
User avatar #36 to #35 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
i like it is good
intrasting and stuff
gona episode 3 now
#37 to #36 - alcoholicsemen (06/25/2014) [-]
im a little jealous that you get to binge watch 2 seasons while i had to wait for the second
User avatar #38 to #37 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
turn that jelly upside down
User avatar #39 to #38 - alcoholicsemen (06/25/2014) [-]
its only because i like "showing up late to the party" but i still got other series i can bing watch
User avatar #41 to #39 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
oman i still need to game of throne
User avatar #40 to #39 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
like wat
User avatar #43 to #40 - alcoholicsemen (06/25/2014) [-]
maybe you'll chase this pony nancy botwin is a ******* danger junkie
User avatar #42 to #40 - alcoholicsemen (06/25/2014) [-]
i watched heroes that lasted for two weeks
broken bad last awhile
i tried mad men but i cant binge watch it
i like to watch anime only the season is completed
dr whom still going on cant wait it started off episodic then a plot developed bad wolf
#29 - alcoholicsemen (05/27/2014) [-]
now forget it
now forget it
#31 to #30 - alcoholicsemen (05/27/2014) [-]
that month you forget will be decided by you
#32 to #31 - jollypiratedonut (05/27/2014) [-]
can it be next month
User avatar #33 to #32 - alcoholicsemen (05/27/2014) [-]
i like july anyway
User avatar #25 - jollypiratedonut (05/18/2014) [-]
ill rek u m8
User avatar #27 to #25 - alcoholicsemen (05/18/2014) [-]
not if i do it first
User avatar #23 - jollypiratedonut (04/12/2014) [-]
i saw u on tv
User avatar #24 to #23 - alcoholicsemen (04/12/2014) [-]
doubt
imma dracula cant be seen on film
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