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Date Signed Up:7/14/2012
Last Login:12/20/2014
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#1 - child taken away by social services 10/23/2014 on Nigga... +7
#116 - survive a week get a promotion dope as ****  [+] (2 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Five nights at freddies 2 0
User avatar #123 - darthblam (10/23/2014) [-]
Hopefully his pay is something not LESS than minimum wage...
Seriously, dude got like $5 an hour for the night job.
User avatar #124 - alcoholicsemen (10/23/2014) [-]
i wouldnt get up for that job thats 25 a night
#106 - i cant wait to play gonna need that cash for 5 buck game on steam 10/23/2014 on Five nights at freddies 2 +2
#103 - is this another guy or the same one i would have quit after th…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Five nights at freddies 2 +2
User avatar #114 - brackgrapple (10/23/2014) [-]
different guy, aparently mike got switched to the day shift from the trailer
User avatar #116 - alcoholicsemen (10/23/2014) [-]
survive a week get a promotion dope as fuck
User avatar #123 - darthblam (10/23/2014) [-]
Hopefully his pay is something not LESS than minimum wage...
Seriously, dude got like $5 an hour for the night job.
User avatar #124 - alcoholicsemen (10/23/2014) [-]
i wouldnt get up for that job thats 25 a night
User avatar #105 - isolovegames (10/23/2014) [-]
1st guy was fired for tampering with the machinery.
User avatar #139 - tzukaza (10/23/2014) [-]
bonus days arent canon what i know of so no he was never fired
#108 - janosaudron (10/23/2014) [-]
Mike may have been brought back, the game description says one of the night guards was moved to the day shift.
User avatar #106 - alcoholicsemen (10/23/2014) [-]
i cant wait to play gonna need that cash for 5 buck game on steam
#623099 - *accidented that first line 10/23/2014 on Pokemon +2
#623098 - wasnt expecting to a demo code noticed i got one pre…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2014 on Pokemon +1
User avatar #623099 - alcoholicsemen (10/23/2014) [-]
*accidented that first line
#4 - not a lot of people know this but the black ranger is missing a finger 10/23/2014 on Go Go Power Rangers 0
#1 - i know that face thats the "damn i forgot to add water on…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2014 on i have some regrets 0
#4 - anonymous (10/28/2014) [-]
I also know that face, it is biological evidence of endogamy, that this child's parents were not significantly different genetic stock, probably brother and sister, that in other places of the animal kingdom leads to the extinction of a species from the inability to reproduce, a population of mules from inbreeding
#5 - anonymous (10/28/2014) [-]
#7 - she from that show weeds? 10/22/2014 on The Swearing Clock 0
#24 - grabbing her ass all the way to first class 10/21/2014 on Lacking 0
#8 - boobie pancakes please 10/21/2014 on Sounds bout right 0
#15 - id probably do it family wasnt a part of it mostly strang… 10/21/2014 on Porn 16 0
#11 - oh thats anyone who feels that way but im more hyper and w… 10/21/2014 on Black people 0
#31 - no bitch i was ignoring you on my way to being a pokemon maste…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2014 on tumblr.gif +31
#101 - pitifulsoul (10/21/2014) [-]
#2504 - had a nice nice time epic meal time? 10/21/2014 on /cooking/ board 0
#2503 - i want to make smooth macaroni and cheese w/o using velveeta … 10/21/2014 on /cooking/ board +1
#25503 - i miss the 90s where all the women had good padded push up bra…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#25514 - anonymous (10/21/2014) [-]
it was more of a pushup corset
#25502 - kind of hard watching charmed with erection the three main…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Television - cartoon... +1
User avatar #25503 - alcoholicsemen (10/21/2014) [-]
i miss the 90s where all the women had good padded push up bras and nice tight sweaters
except xena
#25514 - anonymous (10/21/2014) [-]
it was more of a pushup corset
#25501 - no idea whats going on klnda background noise until i notice s… 10/21/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#45 - is lisa archers mom or pam  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on Simpsons ToH XXV alternate... 0
User avatar #46 - chinosquad (10/21/2014) [-]
that would be malory, the belt and color of suit gave it away, but i had to double check.
#44 - sure its somewhere streaming sites are very quick nowadays … 10/20/2014 on Simpsons ToH XXV alternate... 0
#41 - just came out yesterday  [+] (3 new replies) 10/20/2014 on Simpsons ToH XXV alternate... 0
User avatar #42 - mrjweezy (10/20/2014) [-]
so no source yet?
User avatar #44 - alcoholicsemen (10/20/2014) [-]
sure its somewhere streaming sites are very quick nowadays
how i usually find stuff on net that was on tv
find season and episode number - wikipedia the show
type show season and episode number add "streaming"
try not to download something and you have your video online
#40 - the claymation lisa in first panel 10/20/2014 on Simpsons ToH XXV alternate... -1
#43 - idk im pretty dope  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on Never Gonna Happen +2
#79 - kristovsky (10/21/2014) [-]
Damn, Two and a half men went downhill quickly
#25480 - this treehouse of horror was dark 10/20/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
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User avatar #14 - alcoholicsemen (07/13/2013) [-]
stickied
how the hell do i sticky
#77 - raptorjesusdiedfor ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Have a good ******* day champ!
User avatar #75 - kattr ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Alcoholicsementhrower
User avatar #76 to #75 - alcoholicsemen (12/11/2014) [-]
i wish, this site needs more characters for usernames
User avatar #72 - sinisterlion (12/03/2014) [-]
"its not its only a challenge when you randomly decide to do it out of boredom or someone challenges you not when its catchy saying as "no fap november" and you do it in conjunction with others"
In reply, I think you misunderstand, for someone who masturbates 42 times a day this is a very difficult challenge and I choose to challenge myself. It has never occurred to me to do this and probably never would have, but with 'no fap November' I know that there are other people including some of my friends who are willing to do this and this makes it all the more meaningful.
#73 to #72 - alcoholicsemen (12/03/2014) [-]
have you ever just yanked it for a while w/o cumming but just getting constantly getting close
do you count that as one

a while - at least 2 hours
#74 to #73 - sinisterlion (12/03/2014) [-]
Not on 'no fap November' at least, otherwise I would have failed on the first day! I always do it while masturbating though, its a great feeling on its own.    
   
Mmm salami, here have some potassium
Not on 'no fap November' at least, otherwise I would have failed on the first day! I always do it while masturbating though, its a great feeling on its own.

Mmm salami, here have some potassium
User avatar #71 to #70 - jollypiratedonut (11/16/2014) [-]
i need dis
User avatar #68 - mrskeltal (11/11/2014) [-]
i hate you
User avatar #66 - semenslurpinglily (09/27/2014) [-]
I like you.
Let's get drunk.
User avatar #67 to #66 - alcoholicsemen (09/27/2014) [-]
k
you get the shot glasses
#60 - hugsta ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
I found alcoholic saliva.
Is that close enough?
User avatar #61 to #60 - alcoholicsemen (09/26/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen shakes fist threateningly getting closer to hugsta face**
you wish it was
#62 to #61 - hugsta ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
if this was a vodka bottle would it work?
User avatar #63 to #62 - alcoholicsemen (09/27/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen begrudgingly shakes head no**
you think this game
User avatar #65 to #64 - alcoholicsemen (09/27/2014) [-]
this is game you're doing just fine bud
User avatar #50 - jollypiratedonut (07/14/2014) [-]
alcoholicfrend im on s2 ep2 of orange
User avatar #51 to #50 - alcoholicsemen (07/14/2014) [-]
s2 ep1 ending was so great
User avatar #52 to #51 - jollypiratedonut (07/14/2014) [-]
ya it was cray
User avatar #53 to #52 - alcoholicsemen (07/14/2014) [-]
WHAT THE intense bodylove DID YOU DO?
OMG
User avatar #55 to #53 - jollypiratedonut (07/25/2014) [-]
UPDATE i finished the thingy
User avatar #56 to #55 - alcoholicsemen (07/25/2014) [-]
how do you feel about it
User avatar #57 to #56 - jollypiratedonut (07/25/2014) [-]
is good! excite for season 3
#58 to #57 - alcoholicsemen (07/25/2014) [-]
one year away
User avatar #44 - jollypiratedonut (06/29/2014) [-]
how many yrs hav u aged
#45 to #44 - alcoholicsemen (06/29/2014) [-]
im age requiured+ allowed on **** area
22
User avatar #46 to #45 - jollypiratedonut (06/29/2014) [-]
u have the governments permission and jollys permission to porn
User avatar #47 to #46 - alcoholicsemen (06/29/2014) [-]
i have porned since i wasnt allowed to porn keep it secret
#48 to #47 - jollypiratedonut (06/29/2014) [-]
BUT DAS ILLEGAL
#49 to #48 - alcoholicsemen (06/29/2014) [-]
im shakin this scene
non secret holder
User avatar #34 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
alcoholicfrend i have started orange is noo black
User avatar #35 to #34 - alcoholicsemen (06/25/2014) [-]
how is it for you so far
User avatar #36 to #35 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
i like it is good
intrasting and stuff
gona episode 3 now
#37 to #36 - alcoholicsemen (06/25/2014) [-]
im a little jealous that you get to binge watch 2 seasons while i had to wait for the second
User avatar #38 to #37 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
turn that jelly upside down
User avatar #39 to #38 - alcoholicsemen (06/25/2014) [-]
its only because i like "showing up late to the party" but i still got other series i can bing watch
User avatar #41 to #39 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
oman i still need to game of throne
User avatar #40 to #39 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
like wat
User avatar #43 to #40 - alcoholicsemen (06/25/2014) [-]
maybe you'll chase this pony nancy botwin is a ******* danger junkie
User avatar #42 to #40 - alcoholicsemen (06/25/2014) [-]
i watched heroes that lasted for two weeks
broken bad last awhile
i tried mad men but i cant binge watch it
i like to watch anime only the season is completed
dr whom still going on cant wait it started off episodic then a plot developed bad wolf
#29 - alcoholicsemen (05/27/2014) [-]
now forget it
now forget it
#31 to #30 - alcoholicsemen (05/27/2014) [-]
that month you forget will be decided by you
#32 to #31 - jollypiratedonut (05/27/2014) [-]
can it be next month
User avatar #33 to #32 - alcoholicsemen (05/27/2014) [-]
i like july anyway
User avatar #25 - jollypiratedonut (05/18/2014) [-]
ill rek u m8
User avatar #27 to #25 - alcoholicsemen (05/18/2014) [-]
not if i do it first
User avatar #23 - jollypiratedonut (04/12/2014) [-]
i saw u on tv
User avatar #24 to #23 - alcoholicsemen (04/12/2014) [-]
doubt
imma dracula cant be seen on film
User avatar #19 - jollypiratedonut (01/05/2014) [-]
y arent we pals
User avatar #20 to #19 - alcoholicsemen (01/05/2014) [-]
i dont actively send friend requests anymore
and you just decided i was worth your time to make buddy
User avatar #21 to #20 - jollypiratedonut (01/05/2014) [-]
did we just become best frends
User avatar #15 - kissestotheworld (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm breaking up with you
User avatar #16 to #15 - alcoholicsemen (07/15/2013) [-]
cool longest relationship i had other than my hand
User avatar #17 to #16 - kissestotheworld (07/15/2013) [-]
You are not even going to fight for my love ?
User avatar #28 to #26 - kissestotheworld (05/19/2014) [-]
how could he be so heartless?
User avatar #10 - alcoholicsemen (05/29/2013) [-]
*describe me has cake*
User avatar #12 to #11 - alcoholicsemen (05/29/2013) [-]
*describe me needing cake*
User avatar #13 to #12 - alcoholicsemen (05/29/2013) [-]
**alcoholicsemen has cake**
User avatar #3 - someonesdaughter (04/29/2013) [-]
where da dick pix at.
User avatar #4 to #3 - alcoholicsemen (04/29/2013) [-]
I find it weird that I don't have any dick pix
#5 to #4 - someonesdaughter (04/29/2013) [-]
me too. even i have dick pix. :p

it's all good, just wanted to see what i had to work with...
User avatar #6 to #5 - alcoholicsemen (04/29/2013) [-]
I'm gonna make an attempt to get one by saturday
User avatar #1 - futuramafan (09/13/2012) [-]
why did that guy delete your comment?
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