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Date Signed Up:7/14/2012
Last Login:7/25/2014
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#91 - why not did i break something 05/11/2014 on mothers day 0
#87 - how do you about  [+] (6 new replies) 05/11/2014 on mothers day 0
#184 - daemascus (05/12/2014) [-]
dude...
User avatar #185 - alcoholicsemen (05/12/2014) [-]
they are women with strapons that jizz
how is that not funny
#187 - daemascus (05/12/2014) [-]
they are retardedly large, like creepily so
User avatar #189 - alcoholicsemen (05/12/2014) [-]
thats why im laughing
also a small amount are normal other than the insane amount of fake cum
#88 - Deavas (05/11/2014) [-]
dont.. dont do that
#91 - alcoholicsemen (05/11/2014) [-]
why not
did i break something
#19 - dont like you're not impressed 05/11/2014 on Specialty is Key 0
#1295 - last minute hail mary pass w/ grilled cheese 05/11/2014 on /cooking/ board 0
#1294 - nvm  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2014 on /cooking/ board 0
#1338 - bann (05/14/2014) [-]
At lower heats olive oil enhances the flavor, but for frying you just destroy all the aromatics and it's a waste of money
User avatar #1347 - alcoholicsemen (05/14/2014) [-]
i was talking about deep frying
#1356 - bann (05/15/2014) [-]
Yea, that's pretty much a waste of money. Some chefs swear by it, but there's nothing to support it.
#1293 - reasons not to use any of the olive oil as frying oil i wa…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/11/2014 on /cooking/ board 0
User avatar #1294 - alcoholicsemen (05/11/2014) [-]
nvm
#1338 - bann (05/14/2014) [-]
At lower heats olive oil enhances the flavor, but for frying you just destroy all the aromatics and it's a waste of money
User avatar #1347 - alcoholicsemen (05/14/2014) [-]
i was talking about deep frying
#1356 - bann (05/15/2014) [-]
Yea, that's pretty much a waste of money. Some chefs swear by it, but there's nothing to support it.
#599817 - **alcoholicsemen rolls 661** fire type starter yay random 05/11/2014 on Pokemon 0
#599816 - **alcoholicsemen rolls 257**  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #599817 - alcoholicsemen (05/11/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen rolls 661** fire type starter yay random
#599815 - **alcoholicsemen rolls 906** two grass type what a balanced …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #599816 - alcoholicsemen (05/11/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen rolls 257**
User avatar #599817 - alcoholicsemen (05/11/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen rolls 661** fire type starter yay random
#599814 - **alcoholicsemen rolls 069**  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #599815 - alcoholicsemen (05/11/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen rolls 906** two grass type what a balanced team also giggety
User avatar #599816 - alcoholicsemen (05/11/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen rolls 257**
User avatar #599817 - alcoholicsemen (05/11/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen rolls 661** fire type starter yay random
#599813 - **alcoholicsemen rolls 417** got my work cut for me  [+] (4 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #599814 - alcoholicsemen (05/11/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen rolls 069**
User avatar #599815 - alcoholicsemen (05/11/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen rolls 906** two grass type what a balanced team also giggety
User avatar #599816 - alcoholicsemen (05/11/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen rolls 257**
User avatar #599817 - alcoholicsemen (05/11/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen rolls 661** fire type starter yay random
#599812 - **alcoholicsemen rolls 406** its back up  [+] (5 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #599813 - alcoholicsemen (05/11/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen rolls 417**got my work cut for me
User avatar #599814 - alcoholicsemen (05/11/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen rolls 069**
User avatar #599815 - alcoholicsemen (05/11/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen rolls 906** two grass type what a balanced team also giggety
User avatar #599816 - alcoholicsemen (05/11/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen rolls 257**
User avatar #599817 - alcoholicsemen (05/11/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen rolls 661** fire type starter yay random
#599809 - **alcoholicsemen rolls 700** main pokemon to use  [+] (14 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #599830 - thatdamnllama (05/11/2014) [-]
**thatdamnllama rolls 256** main
User avatar #599831 - thatdamnllama (05/11/2014) [-]
**thatdamnllama rolls 505** back-up (would've rathered Blaziken as starter, but whatever)
User avatar #599835 - thatdamnllama (05/11/2014) [-]
**thatdamnllama rolls 039** type effectiveness re-roll
User avatar #599837 - thatdamnllama (05/11/2014) [-]
**thatdamnllama rolls 456** random (holy shit)
User avatar #599838 - thatdamnllama (05/11/2014) [-]
**thatdamnllama rolls 215** HM Slave 1 (motherfucking...)
User avatar #599839 - thatdamnllama (05/11/2014) [-]
**thatdamnllama rolls 631** i have a shit team so far, but HM Slave 2
User avatar #599840 - thatdamnllama (05/11/2014) [-]
Combusken, Watchog, Jigglypuff, Finneon, Sneasel, Heatmor. i will never win a battle.
User avatar #599834 - thatdamnllama (05/11/2014) [-]
**thatdamnllama rolls 771** used in case of type effectiveness (fucking....Watchog? also i meant main)
User avatar #599812 - alcoholicsemen (05/11/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen rolls 406** its back up
User avatar #599813 - alcoholicsemen (05/11/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen rolls 417**got my work cut for me
User avatar #599814 - alcoholicsemen (05/11/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen rolls 069**
User avatar #599815 - alcoholicsemen (05/11/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen rolls 906** two grass type what a balanced team also giggety
User avatar #599816 - alcoholicsemen (05/11/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen rolls 257**
User avatar #599817 - alcoholicsemen (05/11/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen rolls 661** fire type starter yay random
#599198 - not a single problem with that TWINSIES!!! 05/07/2014 on Pokemon 0
#599192 - i learned of the hoenn remakes while pooping on the toilet …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2014 on Pokemon +1
User avatar #599195 - allnamesrtaken (05/07/2014) [-]
Omg toilet twinsies
User avatar #599198 - alcoholicsemen (05/07/2014) [-]
not a single problem with that TWINSIES!!!
#21696 - is it because they arent episodic and follow the storyline tha… 05/06/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#14 - funny thing is i almost never get that but when my mom does se… 05/06/2014 on Scumbag self-checkout machine 0
#32 - history channel wikipedia off handedly 05/06/2014 on Hmm 0
#104 - imagine those words in patricks voice 05/04/2014 on Fuck your assumptions... 0
#12 - Comment deleted 05/03/2014 on Chopsticks 0
#37 - dangerous foreplay 05/02/2014 on Sexy -1
#180 - he became the cole macgrath 05/01/2014 on Stay inside during a Storm 0
#50 - is there one that says tasted 05/01/2014 on That succulent dark meat 0
#96 - why is your friends with your friends 04/30/2014 on Dad?! 0
#2 - what about the new guy 04/28/2014 on Spiky Hair Always 0
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User avatar #14 - alcoholicsemen (07/13/2013) [-]
stickied
how the hell do i sticky
User avatar #50 - jollypiratedonut (07/14/2014) [-]
alcoholicfrend im on s2 ep2 of orange
User avatar #51 to #50 - alcoholicsemen (07/14/2014) [-]
s2 ep1 ending was so great
User avatar #52 to #51 - jollypiratedonut (07/14/2014) [-]
ya it was cray
User avatar #53 to #52 - alcoholicsemen (07/14/2014) [-]
WHAT THE intense bodylove DID YOU DO?
OMG
User avatar #55 to #53 - jollypiratedonut (9 hours ago) [-]
UPDATE i finished the thingy
User avatar #56 to #55 - alcoholicsemen (9 hours ago) [-]
how do you feel about it
User avatar #57 to #56 - jollypiratedonut (9 hours ago) [-]
is good! excite for season 3
#58 to #57 - alcoholicsemen (9 hours ago) [-]
one year away
User avatar #44 - jollypiratedonut (06/29/2014) [-]
how many yrs hav u aged
#45 to #44 - alcoholicsemen (06/29/2014) [-]
im age requiured+ allowed on nsfw area
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User avatar #46 to #45 - jollypiratedonut (06/29/2014) [-]
u have the governments permission and jollys permission to porn
User avatar #47 to #46 - alcoholicsemen (06/29/2014) [-]
i have porned since i wasnt allowed to porn keep it secret
#48 to #47 - jollypiratedonut (06/29/2014) [-]
BUT DAS ILLEGAL
#49 to #48 - alcoholicsemen (06/29/2014) [-]
im shakin this scene
non secret holder
User avatar #34 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
alcoholicfrend i have started orange is noo black
User avatar #35 to #34 - alcoholicsemen (06/25/2014) [-]
how is it for you so far
User avatar #36 to #35 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
i like it is good
intrasting and stuff
gona episode 3 now
#37 to #36 - alcoholicsemen (06/25/2014) [-]
im a little jealous that you get to binge watch 2 seasons while i had to wait for the second
User avatar #38 to #37 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
turn that jelly upside down
User avatar #39 to #38 - alcoholicsemen (06/25/2014) [-]
its only because i like "showing up late to the party" but i still got other series i can bing watch
User avatar #41 to #39 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
oman i still need to game of throne
User avatar #40 to #39 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
like wat
User avatar #43 to #40 - alcoholicsemen (06/25/2014) [-]
maybe you'll chase this pony nancy botwin is a fucking danger junkie
User avatar #42 to #40 - alcoholicsemen (06/25/2014) [-]
i watched heroes that lasted for two weeks
broken bad last awhile
i tried mad men but i cant binge watch it
i like to watch anime only the season is completed
dr whom still going on cant wait it started off episodic then a plot developed bad wolf
#29 - alcoholicsemen (05/27/2014) [-]
now forget it
now forget it
#31 to #30 - alcoholicsemen (05/27/2014) [-]
that month you forget will be decided by you
#32 to #31 - jollypiratedonut (05/27/2014) [-]
can it be next month
User avatar #33 to #32 - alcoholicsemen (05/27/2014) [-]
i like july anyway
User avatar #25 - jollypiratedonut (05/18/2014) [-]
ill rek u m8
User avatar #27 to #25 - alcoholicsemen (05/18/2014) [-]
not if i do it first
User avatar #23 - jollypiratedonut (04/12/2014) [-]
i saw u on tv
User avatar #24 to #23 - alcoholicsemen (04/12/2014) [-]
doubt
imma dracula cant be seen on film
User avatar #19 - jollypiratedonut (01/05/2014) [-]
y arent we pals
User avatar #20 to #19 - alcoholicsemen (01/05/2014) [-]
i dont actively send friend requests anymore
and you just decided i was worth your time to make buddy
User avatar #21 to #20 - jollypiratedonut (01/05/2014) [-]
did we just become best frends
User avatar #15 - kissestotheworld (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm breaking up with you
User avatar #16 to #15 - alcoholicsemen (07/15/2013) [-]
cool longest relationship i had other than my hand
User avatar #17 to #16 - kissestotheworld (07/15/2013) [-]
You are not even going to fight for my love ?
User avatar #28 to #26 - kissestotheworld (05/19/2014) [-]
how could he be so heartless?
User avatar #10 - alcoholicsemen (05/29/2013) [-]
*describe me has cake*
User avatar #12 to #11 - alcoholicsemen (05/29/2013) [-]
*describe me needing cake*
User avatar #13 to #12 - alcoholicsemen (05/29/2013) [-]
**alcoholicsemen has cake**
User avatar #3 - someonesdaughter (04/29/2013) [-]
where da dick pix at.
User avatar #4 to #3 - alcoholicsemen (04/29/2013) [-]
I find it weird that I don't have any dick pix
#5 to #4 - someonesdaughter (04/29/2013) [-]
me too. even i have dick pix. :p

it's all good, just wanted to see what i had to work with...
User avatar #6 to #5 - alcoholicsemen (04/29/2013) [-]
I'm gonna make an attempt to get one by saturday
User avatar #1 - futuramafan (09/13/2012) [-]
why did that guy delete your comment?
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