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alcoholicsemen

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Date Signed Up:7/14/2012
Last Login:7/29/2015
Location:beer bottles ball sack
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#756156 - well you sob 30 minutes ago on FJ Backroom 0
#756117 - you have to earn it or send me one it wont benefit yo…  [+] (2 new replies) 34 minutes ago on FJ Backroom 0
#756139 - cajbo (32 minutes ago) [-]
It's worth a shot I guess
User avatar #756156 - alcoholicsemen (30 minutes ago) [-]
well you sob
#756087 - the tacos i make consist of meat cheese taco sauce sour cream … 40 minutes ago on FJ Backroom 0
#362 - ya see that make sense if only you werent anon tho  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on 'Buncha queers 0
#370 - anon (47 minutes ago) [-]
Well I hope it does, ever since tumblr has started with their bullshit sexualities I have been pretty quiet about mine FJ is a little...unaccepting... or too divided about thses topics.


why? I got an account but rarely use it get kicked out every five min and I in general post as anon on stuff like this. You never know when someone finds out about shit you wrote and is gonna annoy the shit outta ya with it.
#26 - the one where the professor supes of the planet express ship a… 1 hour ago on SJWs +1
#755833 - saw his superman review thats what i was expecting  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on FJ Backroom 0
User avatar #755854 - Pleinair (1 hour ago) [-]
You've been double de dadded
#755789 - na this place is perfect 1 hour ago on FJ Backroom 0
#755757 - im looking for 10-15% off not 5 bucks but thats kewli'll keep …  [+] (2 new replies) 1 hour ago on FJ Backroom 0
User avatar #755762 - josuke (1 hour ago) [-]
Try the reddit page for Lootcrate then
User avatar #755789 - alcoholicsemen (1 hour ago) [-]
na this place is perfect
#755743 - in a way its one of my humors so i got a kek out of it  [+] (4 new replies) 1 hour ago on FJ Backroom 0
User avatar #755753 - Pleinair (1 hour ago) [-]
Spoilers ahead is the name
User avatar #755750 - Pleinair (1 hour ago) [-]
He's my favorite youtuber. His movie reviews are funny
User avatar #755833 - alcoholicsemen (1 hour ago) [-]
saw his superman review thats what i was expecting
User avatar #755854 - Pleinair (1 hour ago) [-]
You've been double de dadded
#755726 - the funny part is was expecting him to do in a different way b…  [+] (6 new replies) 1 hour ago on FJ Backroom 0
User avatar #755735 - Pleinair (1 hour ago) [-]
I'm indifferent, I just thought you would like the video
User avatar #755743 - alcoholicsemen (1 hour ago) [-]
in a way its one of my humors so i got a kek out of it
User avatar #755753 - Pleinair (1 hour ago) [-]
Spoilers ahead is the name
User avatar #755750 - Pleinair (1 hour ago) [-]
He's my favorite youtuber. His movie reviews are funny
User avatar #755833 - alcoholicsemen (1 hour ago) [-]
saw his superman review thats what i was expecting
User avatar #755854 - Pleinair (1 hour ago) [-]
You've been double de dadded

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#95 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/03/2015) [-]
stickied by alcoholicsemen
Hey, how you denizens doing I'm going need you use this link and subscribe to this because I'm el cheapo. Please help your cheap guy, friend, buddy, pal out and i promise to never do an unboxing video or post pix of it, that can be a market for you.   
Yes I'm talking to you random stranger/anon/buddy in my comment section don't ignore this, why are you here if not to help me.   
looted.by/ctGj5
Hey, how you denizens doing I'm going need you use this link and subscribe to this because I'm el cheapo. Please help your cheap guy, friend, buddy, pal out and i promise to never do an unboxing video or post pix of it, that can be a market for you.
Yes I'm talking to you random stranger/anon/buddy in my comment section don't ignore this, why are you here if not to help me.
looted.by/ctGj5
User avatar #14 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
stickied
how the hell do i sticky
User avatar #96 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
TO BE A MAN YOU MUST HAVE HONOR, HONOR AND A PENIS!
will give you an answer if you answer those 5
#94 - evilicious ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]
Daffy Duck is inferior to my swag.
#93 - katarinaismywaifu (03/25/2015) [-]
Katarinaismywaifu sent me over! Want to cuddle?
#94 to #93 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
well looks like you delivered
na wanna play monopoly
User avatar #88 - jonnyfrosty (03/24/2015) [-]
There was always something I wanted to ask you
User avatar #89 to #88 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
aahhh go head spport
#90 to #89 - jonnyfrosty (03/24/2015) [-]
Is the semen itself alcoholic or is it the semen of someone alcoholic
User avatar #91 to #90 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
always yes to the first one but also sometimess not no to second
#92 to #91 - jonnyfrosty (03/24/2015) [-]
I understand
I understand
User avatar #84 - majormayor (03/16/2015) [-]
what a user name
User avatar #85 to #84 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
i like it
User avatar #83 - murrlogic (03/14/2015) [-]
Hello.
#81 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
anomaisies
User avatar #79 - Pleinair ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
:C
User avatar #80 to #79 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
i forgot to do question bukkake
User avatar #78 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
to be remembered for later
www.funnyjunk.com/random/1506183#1506183
#77 - raptorjesusdiedfor ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Have a good ******* day champ!
User avatar #75 - kattr (12/11/2014) [-]
Alcoholicsementhrower
User avatar #76 to #75 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
i wish, this site needs more characters for usernames
User avatar #72 - sinisterlion (12/03/2014) [-]
"its not its only a challenge when you randomly decide to do it out of boredom or someone challenges you not when its catchy saying as "no fap november" and you do it in conjunction with others"
In reply, I think you misunderstand, for someone who masturbates 42 times a day this is a very difficult challenge and I choose to challenge myself. It has never occurred to me to do this and probably never would have, but with 'no fap November' I know that there are other people including some of my friends who are willing to do this and this makes it all the more meaningful.
#73 to #72 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
have you ever just yanked it for a while w/o cumming but just getting constantly getting close
do you count that as one

a while - at least 2 hours
#74 to #73 - sinisterlion (12/03/2014) [-]
Not on 'no fap November' at least, otherwise I would have failed on the first day! I always do it while masturbating though, its a great feeling on its own.    
   
Mmm salami, here have some potassium
Not on 'no fap November' at least, otherwise I would have failed on the first day! I always do it while masturbating though, its a great feeling on its own.

Mmm salami, here have some potassium
User avatar #71 to #70 - jollypiratedonut (11/16/2014) [-]
i need dis
User avatar #68 - mrskeltal ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
i hate you
User avatar #69 to #68 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
good
User avatar #66 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
I like you.
Let's get drunk.
User avatar #67 to #66 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
k
you get the shot glasses
#60 - hugsta (09/26/2014) [-]
I found alcoholic saliva.
Is that close enough?
User avatar #61 to #60 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen shakes fist threateningly getting closer to hugsta face**
you wish it was
#62 to #61 - hugsta (09/27/2014) [-]
if this was a vodka bottle would it work?
User avatar #63 to #62 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen begrudgingly shakes head no**
you think this game
User avatar #65 to #64 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
this is game you're doing just fine bud
User avatar #50 - jollypiratedonut (07/14/2014) [-]
alcoholicfrend im on s2 ep2 of orange
User avatar #51 to #50 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
s2 ep1 ending was so great
User avatar #52 to #51 - jollypiratedonut (07/14/2014) [-]
ya it was cray
User avatar #53 to #52 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
WHAT THE intense bodylove DID YOU DO?
OMG
User avatar #55 to #53 - jollypiratedonut (07/25/2014) [-]
UPDATE i finished the thingy
User avatar #56 to #55 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
how do you feel about it
User avatar #57 to #56 - jollypiratedonut (07/25/2014) [-]
is good! excite for season 3
#58 to #57 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
one year away
User avatar #44 - jollypiratedonut (06/29/2014) [-]
how many yrs hav u aged
#45 to #44 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
im age requiured+ allowed on **** area
22
User avatar #46 to #45 - jollypiratedonut (06/29/2014) [-]
u have the governments permission and jollys permission to porn
User avatar #47 to #46 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
i have porned since i wasnt allowed to porn keep it secret
#48 to #47 - jollypiratedonut (06/29/2014) [-]
BUT DAS ILLEGAL
#49 to #48 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
im shakin this scene
non secret holder
User avatar #34 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
alcoholicfrend i have started orange is noo black
User avatar #35 to #34 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
how is it for you so far
User avatar #36 to #35 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
i like it is good
intrasting and stuff
gona episode 3 now
#37 to #36 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
im a little jealous that you get to binge watch 2 seasons while i had to wait for the second
User avatar #38 to #37 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
turn that jelly upside down
User avatar #39 to #38 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
its only because i like "showing up late to the party" but i still got other series i can bing watch
User avatar #41 to #39 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
oman i still need to game of throne
User avatar #40 to #39 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
like wat
User avatar #43 to #40 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
maybe you'll chase this pony nancy botwin is a ******* danger junkie
User avatar #42 to #40 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
i watched heroes that lasted for two weeks
broken bad last awhile
i tried mad men but i cant binge watch it
i like to watch anime only the season is completed
dr whom still going on cant wait it started off episodic then a plot developed bad wolf
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