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#70 - we all selfish whats the point if it will take away from … 9 hours ago on Valentine's Day lately +1
#68 - im not in love w/ people at all we are selfish and i play …  [+] (2 new replies) 9 hours ago on Valentine's Day lately +1
#69 - acemcgunner (9 hours ago) [-]
m'kay? the point here?
User avatar #70 - alcoholicsemen (9 hours ago) [-]
we all selfish
whats the point if it will take away from your happiness
#65 - maybe you just be romantic with her out of love instead of lust  [+] (5 new replies) 9 hours ago on Valentine's Day lately +2
User avatar #67 - acemcgunner (9 hours ago) [-]
romantic
that's everyday... but, you're thinking..
#66 - acemcgunner (9 hours ago) [-]
yeah, right.. I found the single kid..
User avatar #68 - alcoholicsemen (9 hours ago) [-]
im not in love w/ people at all
we are selfish and i play in to that as much as i can if i had a lady my selfishness would plummet
csse in this week while going to pay for gas a woman opened a door for accidentally because she was to slow going through so slid on past being first in line
#69 - acemcgunner (9 hours ago) [-]
m'kay? the point here?
User avatar #70 - alcoholicsemen (9 hours ago) [-]
we all selfish
whats the point if it will take away from your happiness
#64 - *always 9 hours ago on Valentine's Day lately +4
#67 - its a big theme in hentai 01/31/2015 on When my son sees porn magazine +3
#208 - im mostly wrong always 01/29/2015 on Kek 0
#119 - whats this "we" **** you talking about  [+] (2 new replies) 01/29/2015 on Kek +1
User avatar #145 - greyswordsman (01/29/2015) [-]
right?
User avatar #208 - alcoholicsemen (01/29/2015) [-]
im mostly wrong always
#6 - its gonna hurt running into that last one 01/28/2015 on sculptures +11
#50 - yes please 01/27/2015 on twitter +2
#9 - when a man loves jokes he trolls the world 01/27/2015 on to early +13

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User avatar #14 - alcoholicsemen (07/13/2013) [-]
stickied
how the hell do i sticky
#77 - raptorjesusdiedfor ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Have a good ******* day champ!
User avatar #75 - kattr (12/11/2014) [-]
Alcoholicsementhrower
User avatar #76 to #75 - alcoholicsemen (12/11/2014) [-]
i wish, this site needs more characters for usernames
User avatar #72 - sinisterlion (12/03/2014) [-]
"its not its only a challenge when you randomly decide to do it out of boredom or someone challenges you not when its catchy saying as "no fap november" and you do it in conjunction with others"
In reply, I think you misunderstand, for someone who masturbates 42 times a day this is a very difficult challenge and I choose to challenge myself. It has never occurred to me to do this and probably never would have, but with 'no fap November' I know that there are other people including some of my friends who are willing to do this and this makes it all the more meaningful.
#73 to #72 - alcoholicsemen (12/03/2014) [-]
have you ever just yanked it for a while w/o cumming but just getting constantly getting close
do you count that as one

a while - at least 2 hours
#74 to #73 - sinisterlion (12/03/2014) [-]
Not on 'no fap November' at least, otherwise I would have failed on the first day! I always do it while masturbating though, its a great feeling on its own.    
   
Mmm salami, here have some potassium
Not on 'no fap November' at least, otherwise I would have failed on the first day! I always do it while masturbating though, its a great feeling on its own.

Mmm salami, here have some potassium
User avatar #71 to #70 - jollypiratedonut (11/16/2014) [-]
i need dis
User avatar #68 - mrskeltal ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
i hate you
User avatar #66 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
I like you.
Let's get drunk.
User avatar #67 to #66 - alcoholicsemen (09/27/2014) [-]
k
you get the shot glasses
#60 - hugsta (09/26/2014) [-]
I found alcoholic saliva.
Is that close enough?
User avatar #61 to #60 - alcoholicsemen (09/26/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen shakes fist threateningly getting closer to hugsta face**
you wish it was
#62 to #61 - hugsta (09/27/2014) [-]
if this was a vodka bottle would it work?
User avatar #63 to #62 - alcoholicsemen (09/27/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen begrudgingly shakes head no**
you think this game
User avatar #65 to #64 - alcoholicsemen (09/27/2014) [-]
this is game you're doing just fine bud
User avatar #50 - jollypiratedonut (07/14/2014) [-]
alcoholicfrend im on s2 ep2 of orange
User avatar #51 to #50 - alcoholicsemen (07/14/2014) [-]
s2 ep1 ending was so great
User avatar #52 to #51 - jollypiratedonut (07/14/2014) [-]
ya it was cray
User avatar #53 to #52 - alcoholicsemen (07/14/2014) [-]
WHAT THE intense bodylove DID YOU DO?
OMG
User avatar #55 to #53 - jollypiratedonut (07/25/2014) [-]
UPDATE i finished the thingy
User avatar #56 to #55 - alcoholicsemen (07/25/2014) [-]
how do you feel about it
User avatar #57 to #56 - jollypiratedonut (07/25/2014) [-]
is good! excite for season 3
#58 to #57 - alcoholicsemen (07/25/2014) [-]
one year away
User avatar #44 - jollypiratedonut (06/29/2014) [-]
how many yrs hav u aged
#45 to #44 - alcoholicsemen (06/29/2014) [-]
im age requiured+ allowed on **** area
22
User avatar #46 to #45 - jollypiratedonut (06/29/2014) [-]
u have the governments permission and jollys permission to porn
User avatar #47 to #46 - alcoholicsemen (06/29/2014) [-]
i have porned since i wasnt allowed to porn keep it secret
#48 to #47 - jollypiratedonut (06/29/2014) [-]
BUT DAS ILLEGAL
#49 to #48 - alcoholicsemen (06/29/2014) [-]
im shakin this scene
non secret holder
User avatar #34 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
alcoholicfrend i have started orange is noo black
User avatar #35 to #34 - alcoholicsemen (06/25/2014) [-]
how is it for you so far
User avatar #36 to #35 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
i like it is good
intrasting and stuff
gona episode 3 now
#37 to #36 - alcoholicsemen (06/25/2014) [-]
im a little jealous that you get to binge watch 2 seasons while i had to wait for the second
User avatar #38 to #37 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
turn that jelly upside down
User avatar #39 to #38 - alcoholicsemen (06/25/2014) [-]
its only because i like "showing up late to the party" but i still got other series i can bing watch
User avatar #41 to #39 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
oman i still need to game of throne
User avatar #40 to #39 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
like wat
User avatar #43 to #40 - alcoholicsemen (06/25/2014) [-]
maybe you'll chase this pony nancy botwin is a ******* danger junkie
User avatar #42 to #40 - alcoholicsemen (06/25/2014) [-]
i watched heroes that lasted for two weeks
broken bad last awhile
i tried mad men but i cant binge watch it
i like to watch anime only the season is completed
dr whom still going on cant wait it started off episodic then a plot developed bad wolf
#29 - alcoholicsemen (05/27/2014) [-]
now forget it
now forget it
#31 to #30 - alcoholicsemen (05/27/2014) [-]
that month you forget will be decided by you
#32 to #31 - jollypiratedonut (05/27/2014) [-]
can it be next month
User avatar #33 to #32 - alcoholicsemen (05/27/2014) [-]
i like july anyway
User avatar #25 - jollypiratedonut (05/18/2014) [-]
ill rek u m8
User avatar #27 to #25 - alcoholicsemen (05/18/2014) [-]
not if i do it first
User avatar #23 - jollypiratedonut (04/12/2014) [-]
i saw u on tv
User avatar #24 to #23 - alcoholicsemen (04/12/2014) [-]
doubt
imma dracula cant be seen on film
User avatar #19 - jollypiratedonut (01/05/2014) [-]
y arent we pals
User avatar #20 to #19 - alcoholicsemen (01/05/2014) [-]
i dont actively send friend requests anymore
and you just decided i was worth your time to make buddy
User avatar #21 to #20 - jollypiratedonut (01/05/2014) [-]
did we just become best frends
User avatar #15 - kissestotheworld (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm breaking up with you
User avatar #16 to #15 - alcoholicsemen (07/15/2013) [-]
cool longest relationship i had other than my hand
User avatar #17 to #16 - kissestotheworld (07/15/2013) [-]
You are not even going to fight for my love ?
User avatar #28 to #26 - kissestotheworld (05/19/2014) [-]
how could he be so heartless?
User avatar #10 - alcoholicsemen (05/29/2013) [-]
*describe me has cake*
User avatar #12 to #11 - alcoholicsemen (05/29/2013) [-]
*describe me needing cake*
User avatar #13 to #12 - alcoholicsemen (05/29/2013) [-]
**alcoholicsemen has cake**
User avatar #3 - someonesdaughter (04/29/2013) [-]
where da dick pix at.
User avatar #4 to #3 - alcoholicsemen (04/29/2013) [-]
I find it weird that I don't have any dick pix
#5 to #4 - someonesdaughter (04/29/2013) [-]
me too. even i have dick pix. :p

it's all good, just wanted to see what i had to work with...
User avatar #6 to #5 - alcoholicsemen (04/29/2013) [-]
I'm gonna make an attempt to get one by saturday
User avatar #1 - futuramafan (09/13/2012) [-]
why did that guy delete your comment?
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