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Date Signed Up:7/14/2012
Last Login:5/03/2015
Location:beer bottles ball sack
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#133 - thx? 45 minutes ago on Do you ever feel like a... 0
#125 - shut it anon 2 hours ago on (untitled) 0
#114 - i dont need you poking holes in how stupid this is i…  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on Do you ever feel like a... -4
User avatar #128 - wrpen (1 hour ago) [-]
Maybe you shouldn't.
#113 - dicks dont make weed 2 hours ago on Do you ever feel like a... -4
#112 - but it makes me soooo happy to free up the space 2 hours ago on Do you ever feel like a... -3
#61 - i have a yearly burning of them on the 4th of july its cathartic  [+] (9 new replies) 8 hours ago on Do you ever feel like a... -20
User avatar #130 - kingdork (53 minutes ago) [-]
+1 actually made me laugh
User avatar #133 - alcoholicsemen (45 minutes ago) [-]
thx?
#83 - guitarassassin (4 hours ago) [-]
You do realize that is idiotic right?
User avatar #112 - alcoholicsemen (2 hours ago) [-]
but it makes me soooo happy to free up the space
#77 - commencingfailure (4 hours ago) [-]
you actually burn plastic bags? You fucking stupid dickweed
User avatar #113 - alcoholicsemen (2 hours ago) [-]
dicks dont make weed
User avatar #63 - lotengo (7 hours ago) [-]
Its also carcinogenic
#114 - alcoholicsemen (2 hours ago) [-]
i dont need you poking holes in how stupid this is
im an internet boy i dont do damn thing that distracts from this
User avatar #128 - wrpen (1 hour ago) [-]
Maybe you shouldn't.
#1 - Comment deleted 8 hours ago on Sure +1
#62 - no its rekt i can deal with racism by treating everyone wi…  [+] (2 new replies) 8 hours ago on (untitled) 0
#82 - Ken M (5 hours ago) [-]
"no its rekt"


what or who is rekt exactly?

who are you talking with?

Who cares, we already know you're on the internet?

#125 - alcoholicsemen (2 hours ago) [-]
shut it anon
#5 - go watch porn 14 hours ago on Help +1
#63 - so we doing this now 20 hours ago on Clever girl +1

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User avatar #14 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
stickied
how the hell do i sticky
#93 - katarinaismywaifu (03/25/2015) [-]
Katarinaismywaifu sent me over! Want to cuddle?
#94 to #93 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
well looks like you delivered
na wanna play monopoly
User avatar #88 - jonnyfrosty ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
There was always something I wanted to ask you
User avatar #89 to #88 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
aahhh go head spport
#90 to #89 - jonnyfrosty ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
Is the semen itself alcoholic or is it the semen of someone alcoholic
User avatar #91 to #90 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
always yes to the first one but also sometimess not no to second
#92 to #91 - jonnyfrosty ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
I understand
I understand
User avatar #84 - majormayor (03/16/2015) [-]
what a user name
User avatar #85 to #84 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
i like it
User avatar #83 - murrlogic ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
Hello.
#81 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
anomaisies
User avatar #79 - Pleinair ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
:C
User avatar #80 to #79 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
i forgot to do question bukkake
User avatar #78 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
to be remembered for later
www.funnyjunk.com/random/1506183#1506183
#77 - raptorjesusdiedfor ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Have a good ******* day champ!
User avatar #75 - kattr (12/11/2014) [-]
Alcoholicsementhrower
User avatar #76 to #75 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
i wish, this site needs more characters for usernames
User avatar #72 - sinisterlion (12/03/2014) [-]
"its not its only a challenge when you randomly decide to do it out of boredom or someone challenges you not when its catchy saying as "no fap november" and you do it in conjunction with others"
In reply, I think you misunderstand, for someone who masturbates 42 times a day this is a very difficult challenge and I choose to challenge myself. It has never occurred to me to do this and probably never would have, but with 'no fap November' I know that there are other people including some of my friends who are willing to do this and this makes it all the more meaningful.
#73 to #72 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
have you ever just yanked it for a while w/o cumming but just getting constantly getting close
do you count that as one

a while - at least 2 hours
#74 to #73 - sinisterlion (12/03/2014) [-]
Not on 'no fap November' at least, otherwise I would have failed on the first day! I always do it while masturbating though, its a great feeling on its own.    
   
Mmm salami, here have some potassium
Not on 'no fap November' at least, otherwise I would have failed on the first day! I always do it while masturbating though, its a great feeling on its own.

Mmm salami, here have some potassium
User avatar #71 to #70 - jollypiratedonut (11/16/2014) [-]
i need dis
User avatar #68 - mrskeltal (11/11/2014) [-]
i hate you
User avatar #69 to #68 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
good
User avatar #66 - semenslurpinglily (09/27/2014) [-]
I like you.
Let's get drunk.
User avatar #67 to #66 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
k
you get the shot glasses
#60 - hugsta (09/26/2014) [-]
I found alcoholic saliva.
Is that close enough?
User avatar #61 to #60 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen shakes fist threateningly getting closer to hugsta face**
you wish it was
#62 to #61 - hugsta (09/27/2014) [-]
if this was a vodka bottle would it work?
User avatar #63 to #62 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
**alcoholicsemen begrudgingly shakes head no**
you think this game
User avatar #65 to #64 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
this is game you're doing just fine bud
User avatar #50 - jollypiratedonut (07/14/2014) [-]
alcoholicfrend im on s2 ep2 of orange
User avatar #51 to #50 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
s2 ep1 ending was so great
User avatar #52 to #51 - jollypiratedonut (07/14/2014) [-]
ya it was cray
User avatar #53 to #52 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
WHAT THE intense bodylove DID YOU DO?
OMG
User avatar #55 to #53 - jollypiratedonut (07/25/2014) [-]
UPDATE i finished the thingy
User avatar #56 to #55 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
how do you feel about it
User avatar #57 to #56 - jollypiratedonut (07/25/2014) [-]
is good! excite for season 3
#58 to #57 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
one year away
User avatar #44 - jollypiratedonut (06/29/2014) [-]
how many yrs hav u aged
#45 to #44 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
im age requiured+ allowed on **** area
22
User avatar #46 to #45 - jollypiratedonut (06/29/2014) [-]
u have the governments permission and jollys permission to porn
User avatar #47 to #46 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
i have porned since i wasnt allowed to porn keep it secret
#48 to #47 - jollypiratedonut (06/29/2014) [-]
BUT DAS ILLEGAL
#49 to #48 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
im shakin this scene
non secret holder
User avatar #34 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
alcoholicfrend i have started orange is noo black
User avatar #35 to #34 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
how is it for you so far
User avatar #36 to #35 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
i like it is good
intrasting and stuff
gona episode 3 now
#37 to #36 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
im a little jealous that you get to binge watch 2 seasons while i had to wait for the second
User avatar #38 to #37 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
turn that jelly upside down
User avatar #39 to #38 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
its only because i like "showing up late to the party" but i still got other series i can bing watch
User avatar #41 to #39 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
oman i still need to game of throne
User avatar #40 to #39 - jollypiratedonut (06/25/2014) [-]
like wat
User avatar #43 to #40 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
maybe you'll chase this pony nancy botwin is a ******* danger junkie
User avatar #42 to #40 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
i watched heroes that lasted for two weeks
broken bad last awhile
i tried mad men but i cant binge watch it
i like to watch anime only the season is completed
dr whom still going on cant wait it started off episodic then a plot developed bad wolf
#29 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
now forget it
now forget it
#31 to #30 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
that month you forget will be decided by you
#32 to #31 - jollypiratedonut (05/27/2014) [-]
can it be next month
User avatar #33 to #32 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
i like july anyway
User avatar #25 - jollypiratedonut (05/18/2014) [-]
ill rek u m8
User avatar #27 to #25 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (05/18/2014) [-]
not if i do it first
User avatar #23 - jollypiratedonut (04/12/2014) [-]
i saw u on tv
User avatar #24 to #23 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
doubt
imma dracula cant be seen on film
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