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Date Signed Up:7/04/2012
Last Login:8/27/2016
Location:Ohio
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#167 - Poison Poison. What the ****. 08/12/2016 on What's Your Type? 0
#52 - Floran huntress waifu is better than all the other space waifus.  [+] (6 new replies) 08/12/2016 on no mans sky btfo +1
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#157 - floran (08/12/2016) [-]
Nuru isss Bae
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#54 - galkawhm (08/12/2016) [-]
Florans are hermaphrodites, like real plants.
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#156 - floran (08/12/2016) [-]
Not all plants are herms. There is also male and female
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#55 - alcohol (08/12/2016) [-]
Are you trying to imply that they can't be waifus?
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#56 - galkawhm (08/12/2016) [-]
Well, no. I just want to make sure you know what you're getting in to.
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#57 - alcohol (08/12/2016) [-]
I'm 85% sure a Floran would kill me for food before it allowed me to hug it.
they're also not real
#2 - I feel the pain, buddy. 08/11/2016 on Only 3 more months I hope. 0
#7 - Lumari co wanted to reshape the Favelas of Brazil the way they…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2016 on Yes He Is ! +4
#9 - dinokilla (08/10/2016) [-]
Well, he mainly started the revolution because of how badly they were being treated. So he stole their sound emitter gun, which was being used on them to subdue them, he made some changes and thats how the revolution started.
#5 - Except y'know that revolution he started.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/10/2016 on Yes He Is ! 0
#6 - kapkap (08/10/2016) [-]
i actually dont
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#7 - alcohol (08/10/2016) [-]
Lumari co wanted to reshape the Favelas of Brazil the way they had reshaped India. To do so would require them to destroy most, if not all, of the local culture. Lucio isn't happy about this. He gets his gun from them, and starts an uprising int he favelas. Read his and Semytra's comics to learn more.
#9 - dinokilla (08/10/2016) [-]
Well, he mainly started the revolution because of how badly they were being treated. So he stole their sound emitter gun, which was being used on them to subdue them, he made some changes and thats how the revolution started.
#204 - Most people can't handle me. 08/09/2016 on islam comp: Nice tats edition. 0
#21 - Do I get royalties for this? 08/07/2016 on what do they say? +1
#2151 - **alcohol used "*roll picture*"** **alcohol rolled image ** 08/02/2016 on Show your flag 0
#25 - Ohio? I live there... Does this mean auto Ascended?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2016 on how fucked are you? 0
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#29 - baconator (07/23/2016) [-]
Fuck yeah....ohio....
#8 - Nah mate. Bastion units were bots. Omnics are sentient. Bastio…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2016 on No mercy +8
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#13 - zers (07/04/2016) [-]
After the war Bastion was forgotten and left to the claims of nature. Bastion reactivated one day and somewhere in it's solitude parts of it's combat programming got replaced with curiosity for nature and its surroundings. However, in times of conflict his combat programming will take over and eliminate whatever the threat is with all it's firepower.
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