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#543 - no problem, sorry i replied to the wrong comment 08/24/2013 on This generation' 0
#63 - When pepsi is spelled upside down it looks like it says "… 08/23/2013 on I told you Mohammed I... 0
#477 - It's strapped to his back  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2013 on This generation' +1
User avatar #539 - graenko (08/23/2013) [-]
ah thx didnt see it there
User avatar #543 - akneegrow (08/24/2013) [-]
no problem, sorry i replied to the wrong comment
#25 - I really hated that book when I first started reading it, prob… 08/14/2013 on Spoiling every book you... 0
#47 - Did they get the time limit idea of Majora's Mask from the fac… 08/13/2013 on Video Game Facts #21 +1
#140 - Nice, thank you. 08/13/2013 on The Little Stantler That Could 0
#33 - Nice gif, I need more Last of Us gifs  [+] (4 new replies) 08/12/2013 on The Little Stantler That Could +2
#44 - sanguinesolitude (08/12/2013) [-]
i only have a couple.
#45 - sanguinesolitude (08/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #140 - akneegrow (08/13/2013) [-]
Nice, thank you.
#46 - sanguinesolitude (08/12/2013) [-]
#104 - All of this is very likely 08/12/2013 on That was quick… 0
#7 - That was a pun. 08/12/2013 on Tumblr Compilation +7
#11 - I think 7x7 and Triple Town on the google play store are the o… 08/12/2013 on Candy Crush 0
#10 - His? I thought it was a girl just because of the heart  [+] (2 new replies) 08/12/2013 on That was quick… +8
User avatar #16 - brytonn (08/12/2013) [-]
I thought it was a girl because she posted "im a failure" to facebook for attention
User avatar #104 - akneegrow (08/12/2013) [-]
All of this is very likely
#15 - I'm sorry to be that guy, but: Although it is a fant… 08/10/2013 on Fire a bow +1
#19 - I saw at least 8 of these when I took a road trip from my home… 08/10/2013 on Muh Freedums 0
#84 - Are you supposed to tip at subway? They make minimum wage unli…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2013 on Subway Stories PT 1 0
User avatar #88 - pivotmasterdm (08/04/2013) [-]
Some people do, some people don't.
#30 - oh. 07/24/2013 on Alice In Wonderland +1
#28 - what did he say?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2013 on Alice In Wonderland 0
User avatar #29 - nidhugg (07/24/2013) [-]
"She should do a pole dance on his penis"
User avatar #30 - akneegrow (07/24/2013) [-]
oh.
#70 - Thank you, I respect you. 07/19/2013 on Some questions are best... +3
#279 - I think it is, he looks a lot like him. 07/19/2013 on creationism +1
#278 - So it's not Winston? 07/19/2013 on creationism 0
#65 - I think some of the people on the right are genuine assholes f…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2013 on Some questions are best... +15
User avatar #68 - kreekydoorS (07/19/2013) [-]
Well I was going to write something similar, but instead

....yeah what he said!
#70 - akneegrow (07/19/2013) [-]
Thank you, I respect you.
#36 - Is that Winston from New Girl?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/17/2013 on creationism +3
#232 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [-]
It's from Vine, I know that.
#126 - Crimeater (07/17/2013) [-]
I think it is, I've asked too, but no one replied
User avatar #279 - akneegrow (07/19/2013) [-]
I think it is, he looks a lot like him.
#178 - anonymous (07/17/2013) [-]
dunno bout the black dude, but the white guy is Bo Burnham
#76 - anonymous (07/17/2013) [-]
your mistake is understandable since he's black
User avatar #278 - akneegrow (07/19/2013) [-]
So it's not Winston?
#70 - I feel so terrible for thinking that this is funny, but the pr… 07/15/2013 on Reality of war +1
#6 - you assumed correctly, sorry man, didn't see it. 07/15/2013 on Konami Code 0
#5 - nope. once you pay off your debt to nook you just keep messing…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/12/2013 on Mayor +43
User avatar #23 - fukkendragonite (07/12/2013) [-]
Tom Nook was an amazing representation of life. You worked your ass off to pay off your mortgage, and then all of a fucking sudden he waves a fresh carrot in your face in the form of a bigger house and you're thinking "You asshole... You know I'm gonna take this house and acquire another shitstorm of debt.... Fuck you, I'll take it"

It's like, no matter how much you work, all your money is going to some little shit capitalist bastard who makes all his money from having the only shop in town. Everything goes to that fucker. In life, these people live to take your money.
User avatar #24 - fukkendragonite (07/12/2013) [-]
I mean that prick owns all the houses, and the only shop in town, and even when that Crazy bloke turns up, he's in league with him somehow. You go to the museum, the only thing he doesn't own and the bastard bird just falls asleep on you, and you go upstairs and that chick flirts with you and you sense your characters sexual frustration. You make friends with everyone but then they just fuck off and leave the town and someone else comes in and has an annoying catchprase like "Oh hey it's you! BARK! How are you today? BARK! Everything good? BARK!" and you're just like "I want the old guy back, he called me 'dude'. I can deal with dude". So you go fishing and then sell your fish to the corporate pig (when it's not a boot you've accidentally caught). And then he tells you he's got enough money to release his final form and expand his already ridiculous shop into something bigger. So he spends a whole fucking day spending your hard earned cash that he's gained from his monopoly of having the only store in town and also extortionate mortgages and you can't buy shit. So frustrated, you chop up some trees and get stung and EVERY FUCKER IN TOWN TELLS YOU ABOUT IT AND YOU'RE JUST LIKE "FUCK OFF MAN I DON'T GIVE A SHIT AT THIS STAGE" So then you go home and because you haven't played it in ages your house is full of those fucking ants or spiders or whatever they were and you're fucking pissed off to the point of murder by this point. Before your urge to kill rises anymore you rage quit the game. 10 minutes later when you've calmed down slightly FUCKING RESETTI TURNS UP AND BITCHES FOR ABOUT AN HOUR AND YOU JUST WANT TO PUNCH HIS FAT FUCKING NOSE IN. YOU THROW THAT SHIT AT THE WALL AND JUST FEEL LIKE NOTHING WILL EVER MAKE YOU THIS ANGRY AGAIN



And that's why I don't own animal crossing anymore.
User avatar #30 - roflnaut (07/12/2013) [-]
Just reading that made me angry and wanting to throw my copy at a wall.
User avatar #31 - fukkendragonite (07/12/2013) [-]
Why did I ever like that game? It makes me so angry but it's great.
User avatar #32 - roflnaut (07/13/2013) [-]
Awesome Series - Awesome Crossing REDUX
Pretty much sums it up for me.
User avatar #14 - PrincessTwilight (07/12/2013) [-]
HOW DOES HE KNOW
User avatar #13 - captainoptimist (07/12/2013) [-]
Well...but you also have to catch all the fish. And all the bugs. And get your house 100,000 points. And get a perfect town. And collect all the things.

Then you're pretty much done and there's no point in playing any more.
#12 - hankspank (07/12/2013) [-]
i bought the 3ds for SSB 4, but that wont be out for a while, so pokemon X/Y here i come!
#3 - Awesome find. But you don't have to type in anything into the …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2013 on Konami Code 0
User avatar #4 - pompladouche (07/12/2013) [-]
im assuming you didnt read my comment #1
User avatar #6 - akneegrow (07/15/2013) [-]
you assumed correctly, sorry man, didn't see it.

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#5 - akneegrow (07/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2 to #1 - akneegrow (02/03/2011) [-]
haha yeah well this is my new account
i had an old one...
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User avatar #4 to #3 - akneegrow (02/03/2011) [-]
a lame one
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