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#120484 - A company that unapologetically went home-to-home in areas the… 06/26/2016 on Politics - politics news,... +1
#210 - In >> #40 and >> #16 you pretty clearly play Un…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2016 on Kermit destroys /v/ +1
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#220 - catburglarpenis (06/22/2016) [-]
God dammit dude I fucking said I understood why people like it and parroted their reasons why they liked it, I'm not riding it's dick- what fuckin perspective are you coming from? Get off your goddamn high horse if you're sitting with less than a playthrough of the game because that's the pot calling the kettle black bigger calm down. You haven't played and I haven't played so the fact that you're trashing it and I'm sayin I understand why others like it is a difference in opinion motherfucker freedom of speech calm your tits.

I played the game for about 18 minutes dawg I told ppl in this thread about a hundred times that I can't get through the fuckin thing and I think the only thing that hooks people is Earthbound nostalgia which I don't fuckin have because I was jammin on Tutles in Time dawg I had Chrono Trigger and Megaman X dawg I never heard of Earthbound until 2013 at the earliest man I never knew who the fuckin kid from Smash was I just played the damn game sometimes because I have no fuckin friends

I can't muscle through the game and I can't muscle through Earthbound- I tried both. Looky looky motherfucker I can not like a game and still understand why other people like the game isn't that fucking weird as shit? I didn't like Gears of War but I can understand why people were crying at Isaac Clark's death I mean I love Rapture as much as anybody but when Corrana says to put the pedal to the metal you gotta use the boost to get through and if you don't have any Mako left you just gotta cut your losses and leave The Genophage where it lie dude

I don't like Undertale either dude holy fucking shit I don't like it it's not fucking entertaining to me I can't get through the game to get to the good parts and no amount of Undertale/Earthbound fanboys who like the fuckin game can force me to BUT I CAN FUCKIN UNDERSTAND WHY OTHER HUMAN BEINGS ON PLANET EARTH LIKE THIS VIDEO GAME

Was that too hard to understand? You done being butthurt by the fandom and ready to simply fuckin understand other human fuckin beings? Cool.
#101 - "I got more of a rise out of Metal Gear Portable Ops than…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2016 on Kermit destroys /v/ +2
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#206 - catburglarpenis (06/22/2016) [-]
>>#126

You're comparing a trilogy to a single game. Does The Witcher 1 stack up against Undertale? Does any game made by a singular person? Any Indie game?

Calling it the best game one can make in Game Maker is fair, but compared apples to apples- you're comparing a knife to a machine gun. Yeah the machine gun is better outside of Counterstrike, but shit dude.

Now one more time for the record: I didn't beat the game. I'm not a fanboy, I didn't get past about 18 minutes of play- I can't get into it. Everyone assumes if you're arguing a point it's because you have a personal stake in it. I didn't get my mind blown by a goddamned thing about this game because if a game blew my mind in 18 minutes that means it's a Metal Gear Solid title because I have a really high bar for that shit.

That being said, saying the hard drive tampering and permanent save file corruption is an overplayed gimmick is an extreme overstatement. On top of that, that's definitely not their only trick. Here's my knowledge of the game: 18 minutes of playtime, VideoGameDunkey's review, and ThatOneVideoGamer's review. That's fuckin it dude, I have no dog in this fight. But when people are getting their minds fuckin destroyed by his game and it's causing people to go out and repair damage in their family relationships and get back in shape and morally question their real life actions if say we got a stone cold winner here- no one's saying that shit about Witcher 3. Witcher 3's a great fuckin game but Undertale deserves its accolades in spades.

Save file manipulation is not at all it's only "gimmick". Watch ThatOneVideoGamer's review and swing back to this convo and I think it'll change your mind.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=-8gKDRjfKeo
#210 - akkere (06/22/2016) [-]
In >>#40 and >>#16 you pretty clearly play Undertale out to be this absolutely mind-changing even in compairson to Witcher 3. Stop trying to backtrack by playing the ever fallacious, "BUT ITS INDIE, THAT MAKES IT LIKE 50X MORE AMAZING" that rides Undertail to so many GOTY its ridiculous.

It doesn't matter if you have a personal stake in it or not, you're still riding dick for the game super hard, and it makes even worse that you haven't even played the game, yet here you are clamoring about how it's SOOO GREAT and how you totally understand why Undertale fans like it, even if you've never played it.

I don't have to watch any review because I know how the game is honestly by actually playing it. Something you should probably do as well, instead of clamoring on this stupid tangent of "these reviews told me it's good, so it must be good!". Do you realize this isn't in the least bit different than what the very main post is about in regards to simply parroting what a bunch of people clamor on even if you've never played the game itself? This is a perfect example of this shit. Not playing the game doesn't make the dick riding less apparent, in fact it makes all the more worse.

Play the damn game instead of riding on the words of a bunch of reviewers that have their pants creamed the damn time and make your own impression. People get their minds blown by a bunch of other utter pretentious garbage too, it doesn't make the garbage any less pretentious.
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#220 - catburglarpenis (06/22/2016) [-]
God dammit dude I fucking said I understood why people like it and parroted their reasons why they liked it, I'm not riding it's dick- what fuckin perspective are you coming from? Get off your goddamn high horse if you're sitting with less than a playthrough of the game because that's the pot calling the kettle black bigger calm down. You haven't played and I haven't played so the fact that you're trashing it and I'm sayin I understand why others like it is a difference in opinion motherfucker freedom of speech calm your tits.

I played the game for about 18 minutes dawg I told ppl in this thread about a hundred times that I can't get through the fuckin thing and I think the only thing that hooks people is Earthbound nostalgia which I don't fuckin have because I was jammin on Tutles in Time dawg I had Chrono Trigger and Megaman X dawg I never heard of Earthbound until 2013 at the earliest man I never knew who the fuckin kid from Smash was I just played the damn game sometimes because I have no fuckin friends

I can't muscle through the game and I can't muscle through Earthbound- I tried both. Looky looky motherfucker I can not like a game and still understand why other people like the game isn't that fucking weird as shit? I didn't like Gears of War but I can understand why people were crying at Isaac Clark's death I mean I love Rapture as much as anybody but when Corrana says to put the pedal to the metal you gotta use the boost to get through and if you don't have any Mako left you just gotta cut your losses and leave The Genophage where it lie dude

I don't like Undertale either dude holy fucking shit I don't like it it's not fucking entertaining to me I can't get through the game to get to the good parts and no amount of Undertale/Earthbound fanboys who like the fuckin game can force me to BUT I CAN FUCKIN UNDERSTAND WHY OTHER HUMAN BEINGS ON PLANET EARTH LIKE THIS VIDEO GAME

Was that too hard to understand? You done being butthurt by the fandom and ready to simply fuckin understand other human fuckin beings? Cool.
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#47 - rjgnal (06/17/2016) [-]
even the kingsguard forgot name that fled to her side said in the books that at times she reminds him of the mad king.
the sickest twist would be if jon somehow found some white walkers that arent full on evil and took them to his side in the fight. its not that far fetched considering he chose the wildlings' safety over the nights watch, to whom he pledged his life and loyalty, and that was his decision alone, no one around him agreed in the beginning.
also i think benjen stark is brought in as a buffer. hes not human, hes not a white walker, hes in the middle, but hes one of the good guys.
then jon and his others will fight dany and her dragons to complete the whole "song of ice and fire".
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#118742 - unforgivensoul (06/10/2016) [-]
>oh great this argument again
No I'm not saying that.
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