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#11 - Look at this thread, we're gonna do great. 13 hours ago on Lugnea Ytluroc Yslyernexi +35
#10 - I'll always miss seeing comics with the Dark Horse at the corn…  [+] (1 new reply) 14 hours ago on Marvels Obi-Wan Kenobi #1 0
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#11 - huntergriff (14 hours ago) [-]
Honestly, after seeing marvel do some stupid shit with their actual series like the whole femthor and the [unsolicited opinions on Israel???] thing, I was really fucking worried about how their writers would treat the series. Thank god it's nothing that bad.
#66 - Ghost posseses people based on guilt and if they've done bad t…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/29/2016 on Mmmmm +25
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#131 - StickyTissueLoLz (07/29/2016) [-]
There's a small door on the inside of the oven that opens to the next room over.

I think the most fucked up part is that not only can you throw the baby in the oven, but Geralt uses Quen to completely seal the oven door without even knowing that there's an opening on the other side.
"Oh, you want me to throw it in? Shit alright, might as well seal it's fate while I'm at it. I hope you have a way of getting this bastard out"
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#117 - rockamekishiko (07/29/2016) [-]
damn, dude, you remember the details on that side quest pretty well
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#124 - severepwner (07/29/2016) [-]
It's the Witcher 3. All of their side quests are amazing and memorable. And this particular one made you make such an intense trust based split second decision, that was so immersive. Like you're freaking out, you don't know what that girl has planned, she just says "You have to trust me, put the baby in the oven." Such a great quest.
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#86 - deaddropping (07/29/2016) [-]
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#42 - Yen's 110% total bitch material. There's a reason even Da…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2016 on Wait... Exactly how common? +3
#60 - gereo (07/26/2016) [-]
Well not to mention the part in one of the early books where she admits to seducing Geralt with magic and fucking his brains out. Because she wanted to experience what her friend Yen had.
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