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#502 - I feel as if the eve of anti-SJW has given cause for /pol/lack… 07/12/2014 on akkere's profile 0
#180 - You don't need to banish the anecdotal direction completely; r… 07/11/2014 on Effect of Feminism 123 0
#178 - "I do not employ feminist tactics" "Feminis…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Effect of Feminism 123 +1
#179 - teranin (07/11/2014) [-]
I meant feminist shaming tactics. My bad on that.

I've posted a ton of shit that was simply statistics, they tend to not get anywhere and be seen by few people. When I post things like this content, it is seen by more people. The goal is to inspire people to look shit up and see the world as being more nuanced than "women is victimz! men is ebil!" but... regardless of all that, I do see your point. I've already greatly reduced the number of these kind of posts I put out each week, I'll try going back to non-anecdotal posts and see how they do.
User avatar #180 - akkere (07/11/2014) [-]
You don't need to banish the anecdotal direction completely; rather, you should try to establish a balance between pure statistics and interest-attracting-but-heavily-validated news stories to make a firmer case. And, because this no doubt makes some people cringe when they see the title of your posts, drop the "Feminism" bit and replace it with "Feminazism". It's a more agreed upon word by people that may align with the intent to break away from the corrupted variant of Feminism, and is less likely to come off as one of those neckbearded MRAs that do more harm than good against Feminazis.
Perhaps consolidate your posts to comps, even, to fit such a manner of posting.
#65605 - Dem Chinese Hackers Even though this s… 07/11/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#161 - I've played PS3 and 360 and they were both prone to updates - … 07/10/2014 on Definition of burning 0
#57 - Oh really? So you're saying that there's no way a 14 year old …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on 0
User avatar #62 - goldenfairy (07/11/2014) [-]
Adults get manipulated as well, just less rarely.
#48 - Evidently, 68+ people do not. 07/10/2014 on Man Tit's 0
#13 - Strange, I've never heard of the BTU and I'm American. Maybe o…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2014 on yes, yes it would. +3
#26 - bann (07/10/2014) [-]
There's only one place we use them instead of joules and that's when talking about the heat/power of an outdoor grill...I do no know why we do this.
User avatar #18 - mmmilovemeth (07/10/2014) [-]
BTU and other Imperial units are still used in a lot of industries like Construction, it's one of the things putting me off emigrating to America, it would be hard to get used to using the old way after using Metric for so long
#83 - "Hoowee, Dat's some dank ass dress shirt you ironing, wha…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on The new book by Mr. Mackey +6
User avatar #109 - Nazistick (07/10/2014) [-]
Aw Mutha Fuka that ain nothin. I washin my niggas car man. Fuka Reel clean naw.
#40 - There's been a massive campaign to have donated cell phones re… 07/10/2014 on WiFi +1
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#501 - dwarfman (07/11/2014) [-]
YOU! Go to this: funnyjunk.com/Effect+of+Feminism+123/funny-pictures/5214598/41#41

Then sit down and listen. I have an idea! An idea for content, series maybe if it's popular. We'll call it Dwarfman and Akkere's ******** . Maybe it'll chase off some of the peddlers of woo, false prophet politicians, /pol/ addicts, and fools likes as the Emperor of the Holy Roman ***** in the link!
User avatar #502 to #501 - akkere (07/12/2014) [-]
I feel as if the eve of anti-SJW has given cause for /pol/lacks to be more able to spread their influence across the web, being that they can not only oppose feminiazism, but feminism as a whole through a simple push a line of posting. This post in particular doesn't quite show that, but I've noticed in other areas of posting.

We can't exactly sway anyone with offensive measures, in any case. We should push for them to see the dangers of going too far into the offensive against plagues like SJW and feminazism, and have them approach moderation rather than fundamentalism.

Hello there, latest user anonymous(1)
User avatar #498 to #496 - akkere (06/25/2014) [-]
It's... Beautiful.
Thank you.
User avatar #499 to #498 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
OP always delivers
User avatar #495 to #494 - akkere (06/25/2014) [-]
based sound of winter
User avatar #497 to #495 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
The hero that Fj deserves
User avatar #452 - feelythefeel (06/14/2014) [-]
Regarding that game we played earlier, I'm curious as all hell what your situation is like. Mind sharing a screenshot? I'll give you mine.
User avatar #493 to #452 - akkere (06/21/2014) [-]
And so the story of the Jewish Empire was left unfinished, and the Jew Wars left with an open chapter.
User avatar #500 to #493 - feelythefeel (06/29/2014) [-]
Suddenly got busy for two weeks, sorry.
User avatar #453 to #452 - akkere (06/14/2014) [-]
Kinda ****** . I underestimated Jewlius Caesar's defenses and thought I could at least take the bordering town of Antium and hold fast before I get the next big military advancements. My biggest problem is I didn't realize he'd get Praetorians so soon, given his low score. So right now I've just pulled back my troops and wait till I need to bum rush the town, but the Praetorians are getting ballsy.

Town growth is pretty optimal. I think I'm going to turn around and keep expanding, as I've got plenty of space to establish into before I run into obstacles, and I need to start building more gold outputs.

I'll see if I can load the game up to the save and whack it out
User avatar #455 to #453 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #454 to #453 - feelythefeel (06/14/2014) [-]
You want to resume some time today?
User avatar #456 to #454 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
Sure, in a little bit, are people gathered up already?
User avatar #457 to #456 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
No, I'm just planning ahead.
User avatar #458 to #457 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
Alrighty, I make take a couple hours out to get some stuff done, but I'll defo be ready tonight for Jew Wars II: Attack of the Axemen
User avatar #459 to #458 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
By the way, do you know how Civ 4 colonies work?
User avatar #460 to #459 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
I just figured you'd send Settlers by boat to some far off land, like the Americas, and start towns in areas filled with resources.
Though that'd be difficult to do seeing as by the time we reach the land the Incas, Aztecs, and other native Civs will have a nice hold on it, and probably with something more than just spearmen and archers.
User avatar #462 to #461 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
Well **** , I've never tried this out before with BTS.
User avatar #463 to #462 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
Any way you could test it out and tell me what happens?
User avatar #464 to #463 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
I've got a half hour to burn right now, so I'll try it out real quick like now
User avatar #467 to #464 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
I just had an idea. What about the Elder Scrolls scenario?
User avatar #468 to #467 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
I think there's an Elder Scrolls Mod, but I might be mistaken for Total War. Still, that WOULD be pretty neat, and I'd be mistaken if no one even came up with that to work on it at least. We'd have to do some sifting around, but I'm sure it's out there.
User avatar #469 to #468 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
Let's Stream Civilization IV: Elder Scrolls Mod with Vans the Bunker I only brought it up because I've watched this.
User avatar #470 to #469 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
Oh hey that's pretty sweet. Let's see if we can find the mod
User avatar #472 to #471 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
Looks it, seems a little ********* though
User avatar #474 to #472 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #475 to #474 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
V. 0.18 and it's been over a year, still looks pretty contentful though
User avatar #476 to #475 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
You want to try it? Or do you want to do more of the Earth scenario?
User avatar #473 to #472 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
What do you mean?
User avatar #466 to #464 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
Turns out the other people can't come today. Want to start a separate game? Maybe go for Asia instead of Europe this time?
User avatar #477 to #466 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
IUNNO, WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO
User avatar #478 to #477 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
I don't know. Maybe we can get more people and have them help us decide?
User avatar #479 to #478 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
ALRIGHT, LET'S FORM THE CIVILIZATION LEAGUE
or
THE SID MEIER RANGERS
or
THE CIVENGERS
or
THE CIV-MEN
User avatar #480 to #479 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
Civ-Tastic 4?
User avatar #481 to #480 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
But what if we get five or only three people?
User avatar #482 to #481 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
Don't ask questions. I'm the clever one. You're the potato one.
User avatar #483 to #482 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
wow okay
reported for verbal abuse
User avatar #465 to #464 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
Okay. The main thing I'm wondering is whether you can customize the colony or not (As opposed to it randomly choosing a Civ). Another thing I'm wondering is how it defines continents, especially on an Earth map (Does a colony in Europe count as a Colony in Africa?).
User avatar #485 to #465 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
Video made me cry for a whole hour, in case you're wondering why I vanished.
I ain't no war-like potato.
User avatar #486 to #485 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
You mean the civ video?
User avatar #487 to #486 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
No, the Doctor Who potato video.
User avatar #488 to #487 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
You watched that for an hour?
User avatar #489 to #488 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
I saw the video for five minutes, and cried for an hour because it implied I was a war-like potato.
Tears errwhere.
User avatar #490 to #489 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
k

It's too late to do any of that civ stuff now, by the way.
User avatar #491 to #490 - akkere (06/15/2014) [-]
All your fault for insulting my feelings
No wonder Hitler tried to kill the Jews
User avatar #492 to #491 - feelythefeel (06/15/2014) [-]
I don't pretend to understand what's happening right now.
#446 - dwarfman (06/08/2014) [-]
I know I've not been on much since last year but when did this turn into a haven for antisemitic conspiracies, antivaccination, and general Woo.......
I know I've not been on much since last year but when did this turn into a haven for antisemitic conspiracies, antivaccination, and general Woo.......
User avatar #448 to #446 - akkere (06/09/2014) [-]
I'd say about.... a few weeks ago. A couple months ago /politics/ started to just become /pol/ when ********** browsers started to kick in with general /pol/ banter posts and "da zionists gon' get yu" shticks.
I guess eventually something echoed, or maybe ********** is trying to spread itself to "fight da ebil joos"
User avatar #449 to #448 - dwarfman (06/09/2014) [-]
I love a faction that demands the extermination of a race for their crimes based on little evidence, that's too chicken **** to leave their homes, or even hold rallies with snazzy uniforms. Sad state of affairs when even the fascists are slothful.
User avatar #450 to #449 - akkere (06/10/2014) [-]
The thing I never understood was how these people would claim to be apart of the main focus that powers humanity, and yet instead of spending their time actually furthering their education and working their hardest, they waste away **** posting on websites about minorities.
User avatar #451 to #450 - dwarfman (06/10/2014) [-]
Everyone needs a hobby I guess.
#444 - DemonMatt (06/07/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#445 to #444 - akkere (06/07/2014) [-]
Latest Users: Akkere, DemonMatt, anonymous(1)
#447 to #445 - DemonMatt (06/08/2014) [-]
Anon needs love too.
#442 - DemonMatt (06/03/2014) [-]
Top kek.
User avatar #443 to #442 - akkere (06/05/2014) [-]
le banishment meme face
#438 - DemonMatt (05/16/2014) [-]
Really?
User avatar #440 to #439 - akkere (05/17/2014) [-]
Whelp. Figured she'd be back eventually.
User avatar #433 - jingleforth (05/15/2014) [-]
do you play tf2?
User avatar #434 to #433 - akkere (05/15/2014) [-]
Si
User avatar #435 to #434 - jingleforth (05/15/2014) [-]
I'm new to it.

And I want an unusual hat

how do i get one?
User avatar #436 to #435 - akkere (05/15/2014) [-]
1. get crate
2. use reel money to buy keys
3. unlock crate
4. hope for an unusual hat
5. cry when you only get a dozen bonk drinks
#437 to #436 - jingleforth (05/15/2014) [-]
1. My steam account is F2P, can't trade anything
2. No money
3. No way to get non-F2P account or keys

**** , I'll just quit playing.

Thanks anyways
User avatar #428 - jingleforth (02/16/2014) [-]
Random political question (No, it's not a homework question.)

But do you think a utopia is possible?
User avatar #429 to #428 - akkere (02/16/2014) [-]
Possible? Sure. Probable? Nope.
User avatar #430 to #429 - jingleforth (02/16/2014) [-]
How would it be possible?
User avatar #431 to #430 - akkere (02/16/2014) [-]
Different political ideologies claim different methods to acquiring their idea of a "utopia". Being that the general definition of a utopia is a land where everyone's satisfaction can be met, the only way I'd see it be achieved and maintained, is through creating something like "The Matrix", where people are placed into a virtual reality to live the happiest lives they possibly can, and keeping their real selves fed and sustained.
User avatar #418 - jingleforth (02/15/2014) [-]
Can I ask you to rate a drawing of mine?
User avatar #419 to #418 - akkere (02/15/2014) [-]
Does it have any form of genitalia involved?
User avatar #421 to #420 - akkere (02/15/2014) [-]
Alrighty. Sure.
#422 to #421 - jingleforth (02/15/2014) [-]
Please keep in mind I've never drawn before, haven't used a pencil in years, etc.

Yes, I know I ****** up the fingers. ;_;
User avatar #423 to #422 - akkere (02/15/2014) [-]
Seems pretty solid in my opinion. Thumb's a little longer than it needs to be, but that could be adjusted with time. You just need to add additional detail to the fingers.
User avatar #424 to #423 - jingleforth (02/15/2014) [-]
Is it alright for me being a beginner?
User avatar #425 to #424 - akkere (02/15/2014) [-]
Seems to be pretty fine, as long as you intend to keep moving along the path of improvement.
Can you draw any other parts of a human being (other than like, ******** ).
User avatar #426 to #425 - jingleforth (02/15/2014) [-]
I'm not sure. I tried drawing a head.

Got a decent structure, could use some work on features. I really just want to be able to draw body structure. I've been looking for guides, but never bothered to actually try drawing it..

I had a pic of a head I was drawing, but I can't find it.

Can you draw?
User avatar #427 to #426 - akkere (02/15/2014) [-]
Nup. But I worked with a relatively professional animator for a long time, dating as far back as when he was an amateur that aspired to be the best he could possibly be.
User avatar #402 to #401 - akkere (01/30/2014) [-]
jesse
you can't cook
without salt
jesse pls
#403 to #402 - DemonMatt (01/30/2014) [-]
Nice of ya to finally answer.
User avatar #404 to #403 - akkere (01/30/2014) [-]
I wanted to leave you in SUSPENSE
User avatar #407 to #406 - akkere (01/30/2014) [-]
Does the suspense kill you?
User avatar #411 to #410 - akkere (01/30/2014) [-]
Spraying cologne on your balls isn't the best idea.
User avatar #413 to #412 - akkere (01/30/2014) [-]
Do you have any... steam games we could play on MULTIPLAYAR?
Or, like, Minecraft or something.
User avatar #414 to #413 - DemonMatt (01/31/2014) [-]
Xbox?
User avatar #415 to #414 - akkere (01/31/2014) [-]
PS3
#391 - DemonMatt (01/16/2014) [-]
Luigi Squeegee.
User avatar #392 to #391 - akkere (01/16/2014) [-]
Luigi Squeegee in Mount Fiji
User avatar #394 to #393 - akkere (01/16/2014) [-]
How ya doin', man?
User avatar #395 to #394 - DemonMatt (01/16/2014) [-]
Good, you?
User avatar #396 to #395 - akkere (01/16/2014) [-]
I'm doin, peachy
User avatar #390 - jingleforth (01/05/2014) [-]
Why'd you leave me hanging, bro?
User avatar #417 to #390 - akkere (02/02/2014) [-]
rip
User avatar #387 - jingleforth (12/31/2013) [-]
I've got a couple pics of some different shoes.

If I showed you them, could you rate each one? it's only a couple. About 4.
User avatar #376 - jingleforth (12/30/2013) [-]
Did I tell you about my inheritance?
User avatar #377 to #376 - akkere (12/30/2013) [-]
No, are you the secret long lost child of a Saudi Arabian Prince?
User avatar #378 to #377 - jingleforth (12/30/2013) [-]
Nope.

My great grandmother is leaving me 178 houses.

I'll gib u money in future since you're a cool guy.
User avatar #379 to #378 - akkere (12/30/2013) [-]
That's a lot of houses.
That's enough houses to tear apart and build one super house. Maybe even two.
#380 to #379 - jingleforth (12/30/2013) [-]
The super house thing actually isn't a bad idea.

Too bad I'll have to spend most the profit (854,400-7,920,288$) will primarily be spent on insurance and paying people to handle the houses for me.

All though, I will save a lot of money, buy a giant mansion in some private land, you come and live with me if you want.
User avatar #381 to #380 - akkere (12/30/2013) [-]
Mansions are so 1980s

Everyone lives in tree houses now.
User avatar #382 to #381 - jingleforth (12/30/2013) [-]
What about a mansion...carved INTO a GIANT TREE?!
User avatar #383 to #382 - akkere (12/30/2013) [-]
You could actually do that if you wanted to.
Get one of those big-ass Red Oak trees or whatever the hell they're called, and they might support it.
User avatar #384 to #383 - jingleforth (12/30/2013) [-]
I will.

Let's hope the profit is $7,920,288/yearly. But close to a mill a year mite not be bad.

How much is insurance to cover 178 houses?
User avatar #385 to #384 - akkere (12/30/2013) [-]
Enough to buy two trays of lasagna.
User avatar #386 to #385 - jingleforth (12/30/2013) [-]
OK, good.
#361 - jingleforth (12/29/2013) [-]
Not owning Reeses Forbes Wheat Dune shoes.

Dude, it's almost 2014. Get with the times.
User avatar #362 to #361 - akkere (12/29/2013) [-]
>not owning Crocs of every color of the rainbow

Welcome to Plebville. Population: You.
User avatar #363 to #362 - jingleforth (12/29/2013) [-]
I never said I didn't..
User avatar #364 to #363 - akkere (12/29/2013) [-]
Welcome to ************ . Population: You.
User avatar #365 to #364 - jingleforth (12/29/2013) [-]
I'd figure you'd say Population: Me and you.

And you and me

No matter how they tossed the dice

It had to be

The only one for me is you

And you for me

So happy together
User avatar #366 to #365 - akkere (12/29/2013) [-]
Jingleforth, are you high?
User avatar #367 to #366 - jingleforth (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm outside the omniversal realm. The omniversal realm encompasses all of reality and all of fiction and every possible reality and fiction. Universes -> Multiverse -> Megaverse/Metaverse -> Omniverse. A universe could be seen as...say...a circle. All though many theories say the universe could be donut shaped or something else. A finite multiverse may encompass anywhere from 2 to a nigh-infinite amount of universes. An infinite multiverse houses an infinite amount of universe. To describe an infinite multiverse would be to take a point and then add an infinite amounts of arrows (possibilities) off that point, and an infinite amount of arrows on those arrows, and so and and so forth. A megaverse would be an infinite amount of these infinite amounts of multiverses. An omniverse would encompass EVERYTHING. Even reality.

So, maybe.

hbu
User avatar #368 to #367 - akkere (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm peachy.
Do you have Steam?
User avatar #370 to #369 - akkere (12/29/2013) [-]
gib
User avatar #371 to #370 - jingleforth (12/29/2013) [-]
maikel12312
User avatar #374 to #373 - akkere (12/29/2013) [-]
added
User avatar #375 to #374 - jingleforth (12/29/2013) [-]
I think you added me. But you're not replying
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