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ajjurgens

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Age: 28
Date Signed Up:10/23/2011
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latest user's comments

#16 - What 08/10/2015 on What... 0
#58 - Happened to me just the other day, at least yours wasn't cabba…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2015 on >tfw +5
#120 - bigbadpapaboris (08/10/2015) [-]
Refferring to glorious "Tagliatelle" as noodles. You uncultured swine
#12 - what is it?  [+] (13 new replies) 08/09/2015 on Wrong Way 0
User avatar #13 - moorgar (08/09/2015) [-]
some empty cans bound to the back of the car, you drive a meter, notice the sound, go out to check what ddoes that sound, someone steals the car
User avatar #19 - assassindash (08/09/2015) [-]
Good luck being able to keep a stolen car though.
#21 - apocalypseboyz (08/09/2015) [-]
You don't keep a stolen car. You scrap it and sell it for parts.
User avatar #22 - zerotzallander (08/09/2015) [-]
yeah sure they take it without paper
#27 - anon (08/09/2015) [-]
> Trying to sell a stolen car to a dealership.

I would laugh so hard I'd forget to call the cops if somebody tried that.
#23 - apocalypseboyz (08/09/2015) [-]
Buddy, this is a criminal enterprise. Everyone involved will do whatever you need for money. You loot a csr, go to a chop shop, pay under the table, they look the other way, bob's your uncle.
User avatar #26 - zerotzallander (08/09/2015) [-]
I were just mentioning the thing. But yeah if you steal a car you probably have a way/contacts to get cash out of it.
User avatar #25 - KevinPutt (08/09/2015) [-]
I...
I want to hear more

Maybe I'm stupid but you sound like you know what you're talking about
User avatar #28 - VincentKing (08/09/2015) [-]
not a criminal thing but there are forums where you can sell cars for parts online, or even scrap it yourself to sell the parts off.
User avatar #29 - assassindash (08/09/2015) [-]
Does selling parts give you a decent amount of cash? Wondering if selling pieces of a broken down car would be profitable.
User avatar #30 - VincentKing (08/09/2015) [-]
depends on the condition of the part, and the amount of want for the parts/car.

My brother and his friends used to buy old cars from people for cheap, strip them for parts to sell online, then sell the rest for scrap metal. Usually would end up earning triple what they spent.
User avatar #31 - assassindash (08/09/2015) [-]
Nice!

There's one method to make money from spending money, I'm making a list of methods that are like that.
User avatar #32 - VincentKing (08/09/2015) [-]
Well you will need to get your hands dirty, and may need to buy a lot of tools and whatnot. They did it as a group because together, they had everything they needed. I believe they mainly did it for extra cash when needed though, so it wasn't a permanent way to make money
#10 - this was great 08/02/2015 on sims comp +2
#17 - no  [+] (3 new replies) 08/02/2015 on The Military +18
User avatar #34 - whiteusername (08/02/2015) [-]
In this comic they are, they aren't referring to the usmc aviators.
#29 - bigghooker (08/02/2015) [-]
yes
#33 - anon (08/02/2015) [-]
is kill?
#1281335 - you are still going on with this? 08/02/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1279171 - no they announced it last night 07/29/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#32 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2015 on Kojima +5
#81 - anon (07/29/2015) [-]
#1279025 - i just want to die 07/29/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1279024 - I was going to buy one when i got paid at the end of this week…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/29/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1279119 - shota (07/29/2015) [-]
Why is this like new information?

I thought they announced this like a couple weeks to a month ago?
User avatar #1279171 - ajjurgens (07/29/2015) [-]
no they announced it last night
User avatar #1279025 - ajjurgens (07/29/2015) [-]
i just want to die

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User avatar #14 - murrlogic (02/23/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #12 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #13 to #12 - ajjurgens (09/25/2014) [-]
hey **** you too...
#10 - niceguyguy (10/16/2013) [-]
Here is your room, I'm going to have it cleaned up when Ii have some spare dwarves they're all too busy picking plants at the moment, also started a squad to act as your own personal guard.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ajjurgens (10/18/2013) [-]
ohh living like a god
#5 - niceguyguy (10/12/2013) [-]
Here you go, I'll add your relationships too.
User avatar #7 to #5 - ajjurgens (10/12/2013) [-]
livin the life
User avatar #8 to #6 - ajjurgens (10/12/2013) [-]
thanks!
User avatar #9 to #8 - niceguyguy (10/12/2013) [-]
Anytime, if you have any other requests just say and I'll do my best to help you out.
#4 - ajjurgens (10/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2 - theracistpanda (09/17/2013) [-]
lol fag
User avatar #3 to #2 - ajjurgens (09/17/2013) [-]
rood
#1 - anon (08/18/2013) [-]
You seem like annoying little ****
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