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#161 - ***** what the ****? 12/02/2013 on Lord of The Betas 0
#159 - In all honesty, it isn't hard to be more alpha than this guy. … 12/02/2013 on Lord of The Betas 0
#155 - Also, that whole "bestiality" part didn't make any s… 12/02/2013 on Lord of The Betas 0
#153 - Female is just a term I like to use, you don't have to be so l…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/02/2013 on Lord of The Betas 0
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#165 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Oh I don't have a problem with the term female (see comment 127), I was talking about the dehumanization of women as a topic in general.
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#167 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
I see your point and all lady, but if I stopped to think about how everyone felt, I would be as much of a dick, now would I? And you women, you don't want a gentleman who's gonna make you feel "human", you want a caveman who will metaphorically bang you over the head with a club and ravage you in a cave...
#168 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Well, I *am* a fan of concussions and cave sex...
#169 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Metaphorically speaking, of course. You'd want the man to be dominant, to the point, blunt, almost to the point of him manhandling you. That's what works for me, anyway.
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#171 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Depends on the mood for me honestly, I suspect everyone falls somewhere different on the caveman-to-kitten scale.
#173 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Now this I agree with.
#45 - Who needs luck, when you're this skilled at being a dick? …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/02/2013 on Lord of The Betas +7
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#46 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
Haha sure they do
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#66 - waterbottlemanboy (12/02/2013) [-]
They do, I'm an asshole and everyone loves me, but I'm the lovable, kind, asshole. You're just a cunt.
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#81 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
The fact that I'm a cunt isn't really an argument. More thumbs downsss plzzzorx
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#142 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Hey, better to be a cunt then than an asshole like some ITT. Ain't nobody likes what comes out of assholes.
#43 - So what? Who doesn't want to be used for sex by women? … 12/02/2013 on Lord of The Betas +3
#41 - Who gives a ****? Do I look like I asked some neckbeard knight…  [+] (15 new replies) 12/02/2013 on Lord of The Betas +10
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#138 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, see, while I can agree with your original point (size isn't important, more what you're doing with it), dehumanizing women is something you should worry about it. I mean, think about it: if you dehumanize women, what are you having sex with? Something not human. That's masturbation at best, or worse still bestiality.
besides the whole 50% of humanity being women, etc.
Jes sayin.
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#155 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Also, that whole "bestiality" part didn't make any sense at all. I can call you a cucumber all day long, that doesn't physically make you a cucumber.
#153 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Female is just a term I like to use, you don't have to be so literal about every little detail. Chick is dehumanizing. So are bitch and hoe. Girl is condescending to women my age. But I still use ALL those terms. The only two human beings on the planet who have ever seen a problem with it are you and the other guy.
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#165 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Oh I don't have a problem with the term female (see comment 127), I was talking about the dehumanization of women as a topic in general.
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#167 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
I see your point and all lady, but if I stopped to think about how everyone felt, I would be as much of a dick, now would I? And you women, you don't want a gentleman who's gonna make you feel "human", you want a caveman who will metaphorically bang you over the head with a club and ravage you in a cave...
#168 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Well, I *am* a fan of concussions and cave sex...
#169 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Metaphorically speaking, of course. You'd want the man to be dominant, to the point, blunt, almost to the point of him manhandling you. That's what works for me, anyway.
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#171 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Depends on the mood for me honestly, I suspect everyone falls somewhere different on the caveman-to-kitten scale.
#173 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Now this I agree with.
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#44 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
I'm not surprised. Good luck with being a dick then.
#45 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Who needs luck, when you're this skilled at being a dick?


Besides, bitches love my attitude.
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#46 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
Haha sure they do
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#66 - waterbottlemanboy (12/02/2013) [-]
They do, I'm an asshole and everyone loves me, but I'm the lovable, kind, asshole. You're just a cunt.
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#81 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
The fact that I'm a cunt isn't really an argument. More thumbs downsss plzzzorx
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#142 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Hey, better to be a cunt then than an asshole like some ITT. Ain't nobody likes what comes out of assholes.
#38 - Dood. The **** is you talkin' bout my *****?  [+] (24 new replies) 12/02/2013 on Lord of The Betas +9
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#40 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
I don't usually give a fuck about these things but that particular one is a pet peeve of mine
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#39 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
"Females" is dehumanizing. You're not sexing a duck, you're talking about women.
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#127 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
I don't think "females" in itself is dehumanizing (and I say this as one), there didn't seem to me to be anything wrong in airjordanjetson's use of it. Although props for making me laugh with the "you're not fucking a duck".
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#130 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
sexing = determining the sex of
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#134 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Ah, I see. Sorry, I've heard that used slangily as "having sex with someone", and given the context, that's where my mind went. Even understanding that, it's still a pretty funny sentence.
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#135 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
Yeah I was kinda wondering if people would know
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#54 - syrenthra (12/02/2013) [-]
well my friend calls his girlfriend his female, and she is fine with it
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#55 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
Like i said, just a pet peeve of mine.
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#41 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Who gives a fuck? Do I look like I asked some neckbeard knight in shining armor to give me advice? Fuck no. I really could care less about dehumanizing women, or whatever it is you're talkin' bout.
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#138 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, see, while I can agree with your original point (size isn't important, more what you're doing with it), dehumanizing women is something you should worry about it. I mean, think about it: if you dehumanize women, what are you having sex with? Something not human. That's masturbation at best, or worse still bestiality.
besides the whole 50% of humanity being women, etc.
Jes sayin.
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#155 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Also, that whole "bestiality" part didn't make any sense at all. I can call you a cucumber all day long, that doesn't physically make you a cucumber.
#153 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Female is just a term I like to use, you don't have to be so literal about every little detail. Chick is dehumanizing. So are bitch and hoe. Girl is condescending to women my age. But I still use ALL those terms. The only two human beings on the planet who have ever seen a problem with it are you and the other guy.
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#165 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Oh I don't have a problem with the term female (see comment 127), I was talking about the dehumanization of women as a topic in general.
User avatar
#167 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
I see your point and all lady, but if I stopped to think about how everyone felt, I would be as much of a dick, now would I? And you women, you don't want a gentleman who's gonna make you feel "human", you want a caveman who will metaphorically bang you over the head with a club and ravage you in a cave...
#168 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Well, I *am* a fan of concussions and cave sex...
#169 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Metaphorically speaking, of course. You'd want the man to be dominant, to the point, blunt, almost to the point of him manhandling you. That's what works for me, anyway.
User avatar
#171 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Depends on the mood for me honestly, I suspect everyone falls somewhere different on the caveman-to-kitten scale.
#173 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Now this I agree with.
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#44 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
I'm not surprised. Good luck with being a dick then.
#45 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Who needs luck, when you're this skilled at being a dick?


Besides, bitches love my attitude.
User avatar
#46 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
Haha sure they do
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#66 - waterbottlemanboy (12/02/2013) [-]
They do, I'm an asshole and everyone loves me, but I'm the lovable, kind, asshole. You're just a cunt.
User avatar
#81 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
The fact that I'm a cunt isn't really an argument. More thumbs downsss plzzzorx
User avatar
#142 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Hey, better to be a cunt then than an asshole like some ITT. Ain't nobody likes what comes out of assholes.
#35 - Nah man, 4 inches is just like standard small. And usually it …  [+] (26 new replies) 12/02/2013 on Lord of The Betas +9
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#36 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
Out of all the names for women, why do you always have to pick the species non-specific one? I don't think I've ever heard a girl call guys for males, it's a bit dehumanizing, and if you keep doing it I don't think it's dick size you need to worry about.
#38 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Dood. The fuck is you talkin' bout my nigga?
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#40 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
I don't usually give a fuck about these things but that particular one is a pet peeve of mine
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#39 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
"Females" is dehumanizing. You're not sexing a duck, you're talking about women.
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#127 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
I don't think "females" in itself is dehumanizing (and I say this as one), there didn't seem to me to be anything wrong in airjordanjetson's use of it. Although props for making me laugh with the "you're not fucking a duck".
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#130 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
sexing = determining the sex of
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#134 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Ah, I see. Sorry, I've heard that used slangily as "having sex with someone", and given the context, that's where my mind went. Even understanding that, it's still a pretty funny sentence.
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#135 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
Yeah I was kinda wondering if people would know
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#54 - syrenthra (12/02/2013) [-]
well my friend calls his girlfriend his female, and she is fine with it
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#55 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
Like i said, just a pet peeve of mine.
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#41 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Who gives a fuck? Do I look like I asked some neckbeard knight in shining armor to give me advice? Fuck no. I really could care less about dehumanizing women, or whatever it is you're talkin' bout.
User avatar
#138 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, see, while I can agree with your original point (size isn't important, more what you're doing with it), dehumanizing women is something you should worry about it. I mean, think about it: if you dehumanize women, what are you having sex with? Something not human. That's masturbation at best, or worse still bestiality.
besides the whole 50% of humanity being women, etc.
Jes sayin.
User avatar
#155 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Also, that whole "bestiality" part didn't make any sense at all. I can call you a cucumber all day long, that doesn't physically make you a cucumber.
#153 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Female is just a term I like to use, you don't have to be so literal about every little detail. Chick is dehumanizing. So are bitch and hoe. Girl is condescending to women my age. But I still use ALL those terms. The only two human beings on the planet who have ever seen a problem with it are you and the other guy.
User avatar
#165 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Oh I don't have a problem with the term female (see comment 127), I was talking about the dehumanization of women as a topic in general.
User avatar
#167 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
I see your point and all lady, but if I stopped to think about how everyone felt, I would be as much of a dick, now would I? And you women, you don't want a gentleman who's gonna make you feel "human", you want a caveman who will metaphorically bang you over the head with a club and ravage you in a cave...
#168 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Well, I *am* a fan of concussions and cave sex...
#169 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Metaphorically speaking, of course. You'd want the man to be dominant, to the point, blunt, almost to the point of him manhandling you. That's what works for me, anyway.
User avatar
#171 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Depends on the mood for me honestly, I suspect everyone falls somewhere different on the caveman-to-kitten scale.
#173 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Now this I agree with.
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#44 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
I'm not surprised. Good luck with being a dick then.
#45 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Who needs luck, when you're this skilled at being a dick?


Besides, bitches love my attitude.
User avatar
#46 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
Haha sure they do
User avatar
#66 - waterbottlemanboy (12/02/2013) [-]
They do, I'm an asshole and everyone loves me, but I'm the lovable, kind, asshole. You're just a cunt.
User avatar
#81 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
The fact that I'm a cunt isn't really an argument. More thumbs downsss plzzzorx
User avatar
#142 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Hey, better to be a cunt then than an asshole like some ITT. Ain't nobody likes what comes out of assholes.
#33 - As long as you aren't ridiculously small or just generally bad…  [+] (28 new replies) 12/02/2013 on Lord of The Betas +8
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#34 - lovepain (12/02/2013) [-]
Whats Ridiculosly small ? 4 inches. And i thought that was all High school, big dicks are better type of thing
#35 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Nah man, 4 inches is just like standard small. And usually it doesn't really matter to females, seeing as penis size doesn't determine a good sexual experience, naahmean?

Just believe in yourself.
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#36 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
Out of all the names for women, why do you always have to pick the species non-specific one? I don't think I've ever heard a girl call guys for males, it's a bit dehumanizing, and if you keep doing it I don't think it's dick size you need to worry about.
#38 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Dood. The fuck is you talkin' bout my nigga?
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#40 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
I don't usually give a fuck about these things but that particular one is a pet peeve of mine
User avatar
#39 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
"Females" is dehumanizing. You're not sexing a duck, you're talking about women.
User avatar
#127 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
I don't think "females" in itself is dehumanizing (and I say this as one), there didn't seem to me to be anything wrong in airjordanjetson's use of it. Although props for making me laugh with the "you're not fucking a duck".
User avatar
#130 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
sexing = determining the sex of
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#134 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Ah, I see. Sorry, I've heard that used slangily as "having sex with someone", and given the context, that's where my mind went. Even understanding that, it's still a pretty funny sentence.
User avatar
#135 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
Yeah I was kinda wondering if people would know
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#54 - syrenthra (12/02/2013) [-]
well my friend calls his girlfriend his female, and she is fine with it
User avatar
#55 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
Like i said, just a pet peeve of mine.
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#41 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Who gives a fuck? Do I look like I asked some neckbeard knight in shining armor to give me advice? Fuck no. I really could care less about dehumanizing women, or whatever it is you're talkin' bout.
User avatar
#138 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, see, while I can agree with your original point (size isn't important, more what you're doing with it), dehumanizing women is something you should worry about it. I mean, think about it: if you dehumanize women, what are you having sex with? Something not human. That's masturbation at best, or worse still bestiality.
besides the whole 50% of humanity being women, etc.
Jes sayin.
User avatar
#155 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Also, that whole "bestiality" part didn't make any sense at all. I can call you a cucumber all day long, that doesn't physically make you a cucumber.
#153 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Female is just a term I like to use, you don't have to be so literal about every little detail. Chick is dehumanizing. So are bitch and hoe. Girl is condescending to women my age. But I still use ALL those terms. The only two human beings on the planet who have ever seen a problem with it are you and the other guy.
User avatar
#165 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Oh I don't have a problem with the term female (see comment 127), I was talking about the dehumanization of women as a topic in general.
User avatar
#167 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
I see your point and all lady, but if I stopped to think about how everyone felt, I would be as much of a dick, now would I? And you women, you don't want a gentleman who's gonna make you feel "human", you want a caveman who will metaphorically bang you over the head with a club and ravage you in a cave...
#168 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Well, I *am* a fan of concussions and cave sex...
#169 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Metaphorically speaking, of course. You'd want the man to be dominant, to the point, blunt, almost to the point of him manhandling you. That's what works for me, anyway.
User avatar
#171 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Depends on the mood for me honestly, I suspect everyone falls somewhere different on the caveman-to-kitten scale.
#173 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Now this I agree with.
User avatar
#44 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
I'm not surprised. Good luck with being a dick then.
#45 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Who needs luck, when you're this skilled at being a dick?


Besides, bitches love my attitude.
User avatar
#46 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
Haha sure they do
User avatar
#66 - waterbottlemanboy (12/02/2013) [-]
They do, I'm an asshole and everyone loves me, but I'm the lovable, kind, asshole. You're just a cunt.
User avatar
#81 - cumbersome (12/02/2013) [-]
The fact that I'm a cunt isn't really an argument. More thumbs downsss plzzzorx
User avatar
#142 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Hey, better to be a cunt then than an asshole like some ITT. Ain't nobody likes what comes out of assholes.