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#93 - Comment deleted 03/28/2015 on fap fap fap fap fap fap fap... 0
#24 - or a uti, or you're drunk, or you masturbated and your body wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on Clarity +1
#25 - spacepixel (03/27/2015) [-]
UTI? It sounds like somebody needs some cranberries.
#62 - Lag is synonymous with delay. There are various types of lag, … 03/27/2015 on Lagency +3
#243 - There are 38 states that Sobriety Checkpoints are allowed. Twe… 03/27/2015 on DUI checkpoints +2
#14 - Not that it should - but that it is in many countries. We're u…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Fat Privilege +18
#25 - deckbox (03/26/2015) [-]
#24 - deckbox (03/26/2015) [-]
i felt starvation but that was due to my chronic stress level, i lost about 2 stone in the space of about 3 weeks ( i went down to 10 stone and was dropping everday) coz I was eating so little, I had a bit of a flabby belly, and it completely dissapeared, and all mass from my legs and arms dissipated .

Different reasoning I know, but it was equally unpleasant, these fat pride cuntbags need to get a life..
#52 - First teen titans, now this... These shows look like they'… 03/26/2015 on New Look +1
#10 - He was a wife beater who wore a wife beater and sold coke in a… 03/23/2015 on Southern Home Security System 0
#8 - Man.. I grew up in a redneck town. Cooter, Stuttering Ed, Dare…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2015 on Southern Home Security System 0
User avatar #9 - carthil (03/23/2015) [-]
daren the cokehead sounds like he needs his own show.
#10 - ainise (03/23/2015) [-]
He was a wife beater who wore a wife beater and sold coke in a shop which was a front for the local mob without sharing the profits.

Hm..ya'know, that could actually be a decent show.
#81 - Oh man, Look at the massive increase in rape! It's astounding!…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2015 on Jesus Christ +8
User avatar #107 - clonedcommando (03/23/2015) [-]
NO NO NO THAT'S CAUSE 99% OF ALL RAPES GO UNREPORTED BECAUSE THERE IS NO SUPPORT SYSTEM FOR VICTIMS IN THE US! All rapists are given get out of jail free cards and 100,000 dollars for every rape they commit! - Average tumblr feminist
#83 - I feel like flash could fly, depending on how you define "… 03/23/2015 on flashman +3
#367 - Command and Conquer! I loved this game as a kid, would love to… 03/22/2015 on Giving Back 0
#67 - That last one is ******* great, if you skipped it - read it. 03/22/2015 on 4chan Comp #11 0
#62 - **ainise used "*roll picture*"** **ainise rolled image ** …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2015 on Such a real answer 0
User avatar #63 - greyhoundfd (03/20/2015) [-]
I like me too
#56 - How about spending 5 minutes every morning for 13 years of our…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Such a real answer 0
User avatar #60 - greyhoundfd (03/20/2015) [-]
I don't like that either. Half the people who do it in schools would probably betray their country for half a corn chip, and it's entirely pointless to make pledges that you won't kip, so that's pretty much ruled out.

Plus, I believe that true good is done in the interest of humanity, not in the interest of one country. By pledging allegiance to a country you're effectively saying that you place the good of your country before the good of Man, which I find morally repugnant and refuse to do. I stand for the "Star Spangled Banner" because I believe it honors the sacrifice of veterans and soldiers, and I can respect that, but nothing else.
#62 - ainise (03/20/2015) [-]
**ainise used "*roll picture*"**
**ainise rolled image** I like you.
User avatar #63 - greyhoundfd (03/20/2015) [-]
I like me too
#117 - What? MLP? No they don't. Dungeons and Dragons have a… 03/20/2015 on Its Always Sunny in... +1
#22 - The only reason sonic even exists anymore after the last decad… 03/19/2015 on Not sure if a crossover or... +4
#46 - I sometimes forget that Confucius was so ******* ugly. 03/19/2015 on School Fight 0
#84 - Krips, bloods, italian mafia, Japanese Yakuza, Chinese Mob, Th…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2015 on I love being white +3
User avatar #88 - somuchfreedom (03/19/2015) [-]
not really. I would much rather have a military like unit handling a situation like furgesson where there are riots and looting and burning and killing, than hope some average cop. Is it the solution for everything? no, but a police force that adapts to the ever evolving strength and brutality of criminals is neccessary.
#142 - mikemaldegayo (03/19/2015) [-]
retards like you is what fucked up this country..
User avatar #148 - somuchfreedom (03/19/2015) [-]
So I can assume from that well educated and put together argument that you think that our law enforcement should be kept as minimaly trained and armed as possible so that they won't scare you when they go out to stop well armed and funded criminal organizations, which they won't be able to do because they are not given the weapons and armor they need to fight said criminals
#72 - I was talking to an australian friend about what Animal he tho… 03/19/2015 on Fears +1
#34 - I don't have any issue with anyone who ***** anyone, as… 03/19/2015 on Gay +3
#147 - Lupe Fiasco, Kendrick Lamar, Tech N9ne, NWA, Grandmasta Flash,… 03/18/2015 on Rap 0
#142 - It's true that the best of Eminem is some of the best rapping …  [+] (9 new replies) 03/18/2015 on Rap +1
User avatar #152 - apexbossin (03/18/2015) [-]
No he's not. I can name a bunch of rappers better than Eminem. He's one of, if not the most overrated rappers out there. Don't get me wrong he's good, but he's not the best at anything.
#165 - anon (03/18/2015) [-]
Go ahead and name them then, cause Eminem is definitely one of the best out there.
User avatar #169 - apexbossin (03/18/2015) [-]
Nas, Common, Talib Kwali, Lupe Fiasco, Rakim, KRS-ONE, Kendrick Lamar, Busta Rhymes, Andre 3000, Chuck D. He's not up there with any of them. Everyone speaks on him actually "rapping about something", but you can only talk about your mom, your ex-wife, and your drug habit so many times before it get repetitive.
#177 - anon (03/18/2015) [-]
Nas, Common, Rakim, Kendrick Lamar, Busta Rhymes, and Andre 3000 are lyrically not as good as Eminem, the others are arguable as good or even better than him. Still makes him one of the best out there.
User avatar #184 - apexbossin (03/18/2015) [-]
Better lyricist=/=better rapper and Em is one of the more overrated lyricists out there. For every clever bar he has there's a "Now you get to watch her leave out the window. Guess that's why they call it windowpane" caliber line. He's a good, but not great storyteller. People think he has a great flow just because he can rap fast, but in all reality spitting illegibly ain't all that impressive. And to top it all off he has the least amount of growth that I've ever seen in an artist.
#186 - anon (03/18/2015) [-]
True, but we (ainise and I) were talking about lyricists, not rappers in general, and Em is not an overrated lyricist. When you're one of the best it's hard to be overrated. Even as a general rapper he's one of the best.

You're literally saying that he doesn't have a good flow, because he raps illegibly, which has nothing to do with flow. Busta Rhymes has my favourite flow of all rappers, but isn't a great lyricist.

Don't know/care about the growth thing, I care about quality, not the when and where.
User avatar #206 - apexbossin (03/18/2015) [-]
Ainise just said rappers, but regardless Em isn't one of the best lyricists either. His last few albums have been full of garbage. Terrible bars and his metaphors were just bad. There were a lot more skips than there were replays.

Flow has a lot to do with your vocal clarity. It's literally how your words flow together. If it's sloppy and no one can understand it then it's not that great. It's good, but not great.

You should care about growth because a 40 year old man crying about his mom for 20 years is childish. It's been the same exact thing with him for years now. It's gotten old. He fell off.
#211 - anon (03/18/2015) [-]
Are you saying that Em doesn't rap clear? Cause damn.

His last albums were garbage yes, but what's the point? Every musician that doesn't die young eventually releases some turds.

I still don't care about growth though, but maybe that's because I also don't care about the "message" of a song. Music is a terrible medium for getting a nuanced, worthwile message across, so I don't really care what a song is about, as long as the beat, flow, and lyrics are good.
#148 - anon (03/18/2015) [-]
Every musician who didn't die young has released bad music, but yeah, Eminem's bad music is really really terrible.

A lot of people put Nas and Jay-Z in the same category, since they're two of the best lyricists among mainstream rappers.

I'd go so far as to say that most mainstream rappers (I don't count idiots like Pitbull and Lil' Jon as rappers) are at least decent lyricists, and if there are truly brilliant underground rappers, I wonder why none of them became mainstream. Pretty sure there's a market for them.

#997 - If I forgot ALL video games, Ultima Online. New graphics have … 03/18/2015 on Skyrim 0
#90 - Huh..I probably won't play it, but interesting concept. 03/18/2015 on Yandere Simulator 0
#30 - I've tried everything from tity whities to boxer briefs, that … 03/18/2015 on (untitled) +3


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