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ahnerma

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Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:9/25/2016
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I post twitter comps and dont afraid of anything.

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    Anyone else remember? Anyone else remember?
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#12 - I dont get it  [+] (1 reply) 7 hours ago on 52nd comp o tweets +1
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#13 - talldumbdork (6 hours ago) [-]
Looks like he just reposted a picture.....
#1 - Poll :  Would you guys prefer a set posting time or ju…  [+] (2 replies) 18 hours ago on 53rd twitter 0
#4 - zight (5 hours ago) [-]
**zight used "*roll picture*"**
**zight rolled image**keep it random. they wont know what hit em
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#5 - zight (5 hours ago) [-]
not as random as darth vader tho. where not even they know where they hit
#8 - You'll meet the pupper there one day  [+] (1 reply) 09/22/2016 on 51st twitter comp +1
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#9 - charidos (09/22/2016) [-]
I hope so

I'm coming for you girl, just you wait
#15 - I get that its a joke but they took away the most importa…  [+] (6 replies) 09/22/2016 on The Legend of Rosianna +1
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#18 - thechosentroll (09/22/2016) [-]
He has the triforce of courage. Not the triforce of suicidal recklessness.
#20 - anon (09/22/2016) [-]
No pussy is worth that.
And after all the crap Link endured....
DID HE HAVE SEX WITH THE PRINCESS?

Nope.
Buh bye, no-Vag Dumper-Cunt.
Let some other sucker save you.

LINK: "Hey. Zelda, I saved your life... endured many pains... slain many monsters... destroyed your captor... SEX NOW?"

ZELDA: "I'm saving myself for marriage."

LINK: "Will you marry me?"

ZELDA: "You aren't in my Big Book of Royalty. No."

LINK: "I see... let's walk safely over this bottomless pit... oops look at her fall & scream... looks like the stuck up bitch wasn't worth saving after all."
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#38 - thechosentroll (09/22/2016) [-]
Do you need a hug, anon?
#26 - anon (09/22/2016) [-]
Woooow. Wow. I mean, I would consider myself the polar opposite of a feminazi, but nigga you cray
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#22 - someoneforamoment (09/22/2016) [-]
I thought the Hero usually married the princess? That's why the Zelda bloodline is constant but the Hero is always a random guy, to prevent inbreeding?
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#33 - beefkakes (09/22/2016) [-]
I'm not entirely sure if the Hero is always a blood related relative of a previous link, but there is a theory that the hero of time with the child timeline. It pretty much says he goes to termina, does his shit there, comes back to hyrule, does a few more shit there to prevent another great evil, marries malon and creates a child with her, some generations pass, we see a new link that is a farmers boy in twilight princess, this link finds the hero's shade who has been confirmed to be the hero of time, this shade refers to him as "my child" and teaching skills to those that carries "The Hero's Bloodline". There's also other things that suggest this link is a part of this bloodline, since the bow in the goron mines in TP is called the Hero's bow, which has a similar look to the hero's bow in MM because they both have spokes on the inside and same design on the front. This can prove that the link in MM is alive and not dead as suggested in that game theory's video, and came back to hyrule.
#2 - Their owners are in hell. All dogs go to heaven.  [+] (3 replies) 09/22/2016 on 51st twitter comp +9
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#5 - thatbritishbrony (09/22/2016) [-]
If it were reversed would anyone even want to go to heaven?
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#6 - ahnerma (09/22/2016) [-]
Well all humans go to heaven doesnt imply that dogs cant too
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#3 - Morfan (09/22/2016) [-]
If you were nice enough to your dog in life that he/she waits for you, you should get a free pass to heaven. How you treat your dog is the purest test of character.

inb4 hitler with a dog