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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:9/14/2011
Last Login:5/26/2016
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#87 - actually yeah the black twitter comps and stupid **** posts ru…  [+] (5 replies) 03/04/2015 on Other People Know We Exist +1
#88 - mvtjets (03/04/2015) [-]
>not liking black tweets
#89 - ahmetbyrm (03/04/2015) [-]
repetition, most comps contain the same tweets. every comp has 2 or more images from the previous comp.
#90 - mvtjets (03/04/2015) [-]
I didn't notice .-.
And even if that was true, 99% of them aren't reposts from other comps, so it doesn't matter.
#91 - ahmetbyrm (03/04/2015) [-]
the thing is that different people make them and they dont even bother to look if the last hours BT comp had the same images. also im a person who hates to see/hear the same joke over and over unless if its the funniest shit on earth. ill watch stand-up shows and movies and tv shows again but seeing the same thing get posted more than once a day just pisses me off.
#92 - mvtjets (03/04/2015) [-]
There isn't too much reason to look at other black twet comps when there's 50 main ones and counting lol.

Well I enjoy the various african american shenanigans, the running jokes are pretty funny and there's almost always a couple of really good posts in each comp.

The hordes of people who sticky and thumb down obvious bait, now that shit is annoying.
#71 - We had a nice community to ourselves, now the foreigners are g…  [+] (11 replies) 03/04/2015 on Other People Know We Exist +34
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#125 - samous (03/04/2015) [-]
FJ got famous when the war against 9gag started, but the other websites still hate us.
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#80 - thatoneiranianguy (03/04/2015) [-]
Are you kidding, this website is absolute shit.

The only reason we stay here is for memes and the fact that we've been cursed to stay here forever.
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#73 - krasnogvardiech (03/04/2015) [-]
How can we get any worse?
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#72 - mvtjets (03/04/2015) [-]
We have a shitposter community, that is 9gag level of terrible already.
#142 - imjared (03/04/2015) [-]
the hide all button has caused my to forget that we have shitposters
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#87 - ahmetbyrm (03/04/2015) [-]
actually yeah the black twitter comps and stupid shit posts ruined this site but ive been here since like 600 B.C. and had an account since 2011 and it wasnt like this, the newfags ruined it. now even more newfags are gonna join and im being prejudice and assuming that they are gonna drag it to an even lower level. but hopefully im wrong and creative and funny OPs will join in.
#88 - mvtjets (03/04/2015) [-]
>not liking black tweets
#89 - ahmetbyrm (03/04/2015) [-]
repetition, most comps contain the same tweets. every comp has 2 or more images from the previous comp.
#90 - mvtjets (03/04/2015) [-]
I didn't notice .-.
And even if that was true, 99% of them aren't reposts from other comps, so it doesn't matter.
#91 - ahmetbyrm (03/04/2015) [-]
the thing is that different people make them and they dont even bother to look if the last hours BT comp had the same images. also im a person who hates to see/hear the same joke over and over unless if its the funniest shit on earth. ill watch stand-up shows and movies and tv shows again but seeing the same thing get posted more than once a day just pisses me off.
#92 - mvtjets (03/04/2015) [-]
There isn't too much reason to look at other black twet comps when there's 50 main ones and counting lol.

Well I enjoy the various african american shenanigans, the running jokes are pretty funny and there's almost always a couple of really good posts in each comp.

The hordes of people who sticky and thumb down obvious bait, now that shit is annoying.
#86 - > be Accounting student > be first semester >…  [+] (4 replies) 03/03/2015 on Well, shit +2
#90 - anon (03/03/2015) [-]
Then here's an idea: don't fucking cheat.

If you're actually going to go into accounting as a career, then you need to learn your shit. Or else you'll fuck up and you could royally screw someone over.
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#109 - ahmetbyrm (03/03/2015) [-]
like kingderps said you gotta cheat because the school system only cares about the grades instead of what you learn. i did my internship in a cpa firm over the summer and i actually understood accounting more in those 3 months than ive ever learned in 2 years of school. this year i started understanding what is going in class instead of trying to read 100 pages of information to prepare for a 7 problem test, (7 cpa problems and each problem takes 20-30 mins to solve on average. the test take over 3 hours to take, the professors sometimes bring pizza to class, and we do this 3-4 times a semester)
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#103 - kingderps (03/03/2015) [-]
Or cheat your ass off, get a high GPA, get a job easier, learn with time and job experience anyway, have a nice life. People who don't cheat are idiots, ironically.
#87 - anon (03/03/2015) [-]
be accounting major.

wrong
#63 - also only frenulum at the urethral slit looks to be sensitive,…  [+] (8 replies) 02/28/2015 on Muslim Comics 0
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#90 - timmywankenobi (02/28/2015) [-]
Again you don't seem to be able to read the chart , also the frenulum is removed during Ameican circumcision , although not much is clear at this point as not much study has been done what is clear is the frenulum plays a big part in transmitting sensory data from your brain to your penis and vic versa to facilitate and maintain erections and sends data to your brain when you are nearing ejaculations.
#122 - hurzg (02/28/2015) [-]
I'm circumcised by Islamic traditions and my frenulum is intact. My glans is very sensitive and sometimes I get boners in bus due to vibrations. And also after orgasm all of my glans become very very sensitive. The most sensitive part of it is the tip, even though it's the most exposed part. Are you sure every circumcision causes nerve damage?
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#174 - timmywankenobi (03/01/2015) [-]
Islamic style circumcisions remove far less tissue them American style but all circumcision causes some damage.
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#75 - frenulum (02/28/2015) [-]
neat
#115 - milkyhammer (02/28/2015) [-]
**milkyhammer used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**milkyhammer rolls 01**
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#116 - frenulum (02/28/2015) [-]
**frenulum used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**frenulum rolls 24** take this
#117 - milkyhammer (02/28/2015) [-]
**milkyhammer used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**milkyhammer rolls 205**
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#119 - frenulum (02/28/2015) [-]
**frenulum used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**frenulum rolls 670**
#62 - from what i see in that pic, theres no major difference in the…  [+] (1 reply) 02/28/2015 on Muslim Comics 0
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#86 - timmywankenobi (02/28/2015) [-]
I don't think you know how to read graphs. It clearly shows a massive loss in sensitivity and the loss of several of the most erogenous zones on the male body. Basically the equivaliant of removing the clitoral hood and a little bit of the clitoris from the vagina.
#33 - shes blonde so she reads it like com-for-ta-ble. and it sounds…  [+] (2 replies) 02/27/2015 on This took me a good fucking... 0
#43 - funnyhat (02/27/2015) [-]
how exactly does "ble" sound like a "bull"?

I thought the joke was that she'll read it as "come for table" and she'll go nuts over getting a free table or some shit.
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#48 - ahmetbyrm (02/27/2015) [-]
ble in comfortable is pronounced like, bəl which sounds like bull