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ahmetbyrm

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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:9/14/2011
Last Login:7/31/2015
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#48 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2015 on Oh, Mike.. +3
#52 - violated (01/13/2015) [-]
#47 - Comment deleted 01/13/2015 on Oh, Mike.. +1
#45 - now i got to take it again god damn it.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/13/2015 on Oh, Mike.. +3
#46 - captnnorway (01/13/2015) [-]
lel it took forever to finish that test . Was very unsure
#48 - ahmetbyrm (01/13/2015) [-]
#52 - violated (01/13/2015) [-]
#47 - ahmetbyrm has deleted their comment.
#44 - i got a 19, but my eyes are tired and my computer screen is pr…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2015 on Oh, Mike.. +6
User avatar #69 - matheomaidana (01/13/2015) [-]
wow, I got the same
User avatar #174 - hammarhead (01/14/2015) [-]
7. skrubs.
#56 - ive read the whole Quran and never seen a verse like that. Ive…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Fuck them. 0
User avatar #58 - fatguystrangler (01/11/2015) [-]
Well..probably because it's not written in English. Lol
#82 - hellol (01/11/2015) [-]
ahmetbyrm fatguystangler
"[Remember] when your Lord inspired to the angels, "I am with you, so strengthen those who have believed. I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieved, so strike [them] upon the necks and strike from them every fingertip."
The only person allowed to execute in a country is the leader, and only after a judgement has passed by an impartial judge. The job of a judge in Sharia is to, if ever possible, let the defendent of a victemless crime go free. Basically, the judge is the defendent's lawyer. (*generalized) Or when fighting soldiers in war (only people involved in the fighting are allowed to be killed, no one else) -- there are more restriction in killing in general, but I think this is enough to get the point across.
Now the verse. Context This is the Battle of Badr. The first conflict between the Muslims and the Makkans. The Muslims came with raiding equipments enough for most and the Makkans came with cavalry.
The word for fingertips has two meanings, fingers and joints. I personally think joint is a better translation. Both are fine, but know there is that difference "...strike [them] upon the necks and strike from them every joint." So when this is said (to the angels), it means that the opposing forces will be defenseless and the Muslims will win, since the last thing that is left unguarded are the necks and joints.
It does not mean mutilate their bodies. If you want me to explain your other two examples, tell me.
#91 - anon (01/11/2015) [-]
>Islam is not about violence
>heres a way to assault someone.

unless your religion is 100% pacifist you can't say the religion is non violent. i guess Buddhists count sorta.
User avatar #73 - mrforte (01/11/2015) [-]
The verses people talk about when they say Islam is inherently violent are constantly taken out of context and/or mistranslated due to nuances that only native speakers would catch. It is often stated in the Quran that tolerance and forgiveness are virtues, and that violence is only allowed if the followers are directly under attack or otherwise abused.
User avatar #78 - fatguystrangler (01/11/2015) [-]
Well stating something is open to interpretation is even worse. How many misguided idiots are killing people for this.

These Muslim extremists are not just straight up psychopaths unfortunately.

They are doing it for a reason. Their "teachings"
#92 - awsomesaucelesbian (01/11/2015) [-]
its the muslim version of the westboro baptist church
#50 - well in Islam a person who kills an innocent person can never …  [+] (8 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Fuck them. +1
User avatar #52 - fatguystrangler (01/11/2015) [-]
"The Quran contains at least 109 verses that call Muslims to war with nonbelievers for the sake of Islamic rule. Some are quite graphic, with commands to chop off heads and fingers and kill infidels wherever they may be hiding. Muslims who do not join the fight are called 'hypocrites' and warned that Allah will send them to Hell if they do not join the slaughter."

TL;DR we are infidels, not innocents. They are "allowed" to kill us
User avatar #56 - ahmetbyrm (01/11/2015) [-]
ive read the whole Quran and never seen a verse like that. Ive seen verses that were about fighting to get the word of the god to people but that was for when the islams early years, its no longer true. it even says in the older verses that drinking is ok. but it has been banned in later verses. The latest rules that have been left to people after the death of the prophet is dont kill, steal, harm, be nice and fair etc. there's still rules about how you must fight in the defense of your country until you die or they retreat but thats in case of a war. not over a cartoon.
User avatar #58 - fatguystrangler (01/11/2015) [-]
Well..probably because it's not written in English. Lol
#82 - hellol (01/11/2015) [-]
ahmetbyrm fatguystangler
"[Remember] when your Lord inspired to the angels, "I am with you, so strengthen those who have believed. I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieved, so strike [them] upon the necks and strike from them every fingertip."
The only person allowed to execute in a country is the leader, and only after a judgement has passed by an impartial judge. The job of a judge in Sharia is to, if ever possible, let the defendent of a victemless crime go free. Basically, the judge is the defendent's lawyer. (*generalized) Or when fighting soldiers in war (only people involved in the fighting are allowed to be killed, no one else) -- there are more restriction in killing in general, but I think this is enough to get the point across.
Now the verse. Context This is the Battle of Badr. The first conflict between the Muslims and the Makkans. The Muslims came with raiding equipments enough for most and the Makkans came with cavalry.
The word for fingertips has two meanings, fingers and joints. I personally think joint is a better translation. Both are fine, but know there is that difference "...strike [them] upon the necks and strike from them every joint." So when this is said (to the angels), it means that the opposing forces will be defenseless and the Muslims will win, since the last thing that is left unguarded are the necks and joints.
It does not mean mutilate their bodies. If you want me to explain your other two examples, tell me.
#91 - anon (01/11/2015) [-]
>Islam is not about violence
>heres a way to assault someone.

unless your religion is 100% pacifist you can't say the religion is non violent. i guess Buddhists count sorta.
User avatar #73 - mrforte (01/11/2015) [-]
The verses people talk about when they say Islam is inherently violent are constantly taken out of context and/or mistranslated due to nuances that only native speakers would catch. It is often stated in the Quran that tolerance and forgiveness are virtues, and that violence is only allowed if the followers are directly under attack or otherwise abused.
User avatar #78 - fatguystrangler (01/11/2015) [-]
Well stating something is open to interpretation is even worse. How many misguided idiots are killing people for this.

These Muslim extremists are not just straight up psychopaths unfortunately.

They are doing it for a reason. Their "teachings"
#92 - awsomesaucelesbian (01/11/2015) [-]
its the muslim version of the westboro baptist church
#10 - yes other people watch cinema sins too  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2015 on an apple a day +55
User avatar #25 - wthree (01/10/2015) [-]
ahmbetbyrm is a dick to OP
#1100 - been here since 2011 but im still level 144 or something 01/09/2015 on looking for a mod or two 0
#19 - well i have a mac (dont hate, i just got it because i was tire…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/03/2015 on Real time gif of earth... +16
#29 - fistefist (01/03/2015) [-]
Yes it does! One of the better functions in Preview.
User avatar #47 - teevee (01/03/2015) [-]
preview definitely has some functions i wish i had on windows...
User avatar #24 - thereisaguy (01/03/2015) [-]
"I got tired of wiping my butt so I stopped eating"
User avatar #34 - legocompiler (01/03/2015) [-]
I think you mean, "...paid someone to wipe it for me." Buying an Apple product is a sign of being a brand fag, a clueless douche with poor financial sense, or someone who hates thinking. They are unfortunately still functioning members of society. They won't casually starve to death .
#28 - theblargypargler (01/03/2015) [-]
Good god, mac is shit, but is it necessary to point that out every time it's mentioned?
User avatar #35 - legocompiler (01/03/2015) [-]
When your friend buys a shitty car and pays an assload for it, are you going to point out his folly or just quietly lose respect for him?
User avatar #27 - manza (01/03/2015) [-]
Yes.
#346 - when you got close to the camera i kinda fell in love, i dont …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2015 on Towel hats 0
User avatar #350 - marymjc (01/03/2015) [-]
oh my gosh, thank you!
#345 - i used to be a skater fag. back in high school i had … 01/03/2015 on Towel hats 0
#13 - Math man. 01/03/2015 on Calendars 0
#36 - **ahmetbyrm used "*roll 1, 999-999*"** **ahmetbyrm rolls 99…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/03/2015 on They hate us 'cause they anus +130
#86 - hitlerwasreich (01/03/2015) [-]
do it like a real man, **hitlerwasreich used "*roll 3, 1-999*"**
**hitlerwasreich rolls 585**
**hitlerwasreich rolls 220**
**hitlerwasreich rolls 827**
#181 - vexigen (01/03/2015) [-]
**vexigen used "*roll 1, 000000000-999999999*"**
**vexigen rolls 991,819,350** i real man take only one chance faggot.
#60 - skyrimdovah (01/03/2015) [-]
#55 - anonasdaasdasd (01/03/2015) [-]
Guys, he rolled 999 to 999. He literally couldn't roll anything else.
#44 - dellexe (01/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #40 - loopymoomoo (01/03/2015) [-]
gg
no re
#19 - i was just mumbling to myself about how every other asshole in… 01/01/2015 on DiY Zelda and Link shit 0
#38 - Picture 01/01/2015 on RIP Porn +1
#66 - what does that have to with the dumb cunt? the idiot would hav… 12/31/2014 on u srs m8 0
#57 - she could whisper to my cock all day 12/31/2014 on The Cock Whisperer 0
#50 - obviously the friendly reminder comment poster is a dumb cunt …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2014 on u srs m8 0
User avatar #59 - leonhardt (12/31/2014) [-]
The bill for cancer treatments.

You dumb cunt.
User avatar #66 - ahmetbyrm (12/31/2014) [-]
what does that have to with the dumb cunt? the idiot would have to show absolute proof that the dumb cunts comment gave him cancer and then and only then he can receive money for the bills and compensation for other shit. but that still doesnt make sense to send the dumb cunt the medical bills. everything about that post is dumb.
#50 - i was gonna say cant read the font but im pretty sure atleast …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on Mass Suicides 0
User avatar #51 - beastkenten (12/29/2014) [-]
14 to be exact .-. i changed it in the second part to something perfectly legible
#44 - sauce here, he seems like a funny guy. 12/29/2014 on When tomorrow comes and 0
#14 - Picture 12/28/2014 on is it nsfw? +2
#13 - Comment deleted 12/28/2014 on is it nsfw? 0
#12 - Comment deleted 12/28/2014 on is it nsfw? 0
#107 - stay home for a week, dont talk to anyone, dont call or text a… 12/28/2014 on never go full retarded +1
#10 - say it to his face, i dare you.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2014 on Carrying groceries in 1 trip +7
#36 - anon (12/28/2014) [-]
i will.

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