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#16 - if you live in america id suggest that you get verizon fios. i…  [+] (1 reply) 05/12/2015 on Fuck My Life 0
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#17 - corrosionx (05/12/2015) [-]
Live in Britland, provider I am with has fiber optic which is about 50mbps but it's not installed in my area.
#51 - its made out of cotton. its not really paper.  [+] (1 reply) 05/10/2015 on Cool detective guy +2
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#52 - adunsaveme (05/10/2015) [-]
It's papery enough
#39 - greece is the mexico of europe.  [+] (2 replies) 05/09/2015 on turkey 0
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#100 - adolfsatan (05/09/2015) [-]
Then what are we spaniards?

Spain the California of Europe? Well, everyone comes here in summer.
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#42 - thechosentroll (05/09/2015) [-]
But that would imply that greeks actually work.
#42 - if the dad gave him money he is a dumbass. the date of the act…  [+] (4 replies) 05/08/2015 on SM 9 +4
#55 - dontread (05/08/2015) [-]
There's a lot of grammar mistakes and even spacing issues that just set off a lot of red flags.

Hopefully this kid is the first of his family to go to college and daddy didn't recognize any of them.
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#47 - swimmingprodigy (05/08/2015) [-]
Maybe May 9th is the day of the field trip (when the permission slip is due), and the day he received the permission slip was May 7th?



idk it's a long shot but im trying to find any sort of sense i can
#56 - dontread (05/08/2015) [-]
Eh, no way.

It's listing the information on the trip:

Name
Date
Transpiration
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It'd be kinda random to have the day they got the permission slip (which is irrelvent) suddenly squeezed in there.
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#45 - chickidy (05/08/2015) [-]
Also, field trip is two words..
#273 - the quran wasnt written down until 200 years after the prophet…  [+] (1 reply) 05/07/2015 on Pigs are flying 0
#274 - geminiousofohara (05/07/2015) [-]
well it seems my source of faqs left a few out

but still even though he was a pedophile amungst other things i believe it was his nephew they said was the real prophet (also may have a bit of misinformation) but i know that his brothers and uncles went out killing and beheading with him or at his words. not the best role model
#240 - i dont think thats the case anymore, those were situational ve…  [+] (6 replies) 05/07/2015 on Pigs are flying 0
#266 - geminiousofohara (05/07/2015) [-]
i would like to point out that the "prophet muhammad was not intered into the Koran until over 200 years after his death by a king who implemented ideas of death to non muslim and other such ideals. not only that but it says nothing about 72 virgins so who ever said that was a lying piece of shit who is currently burning in "hell"
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#273 - ahmetbyrm (05/07/2015) [-]
the quran wasnt written down until 200 years after the prophet had passed away. it was just recited by memory for years until someone maybe the king you are talking about helped them make a written version.
#274 - geminiousofohara (05/07/2015) [-]
well it seems my source of faqs left a few out

but still even though he was a pedophile amungst other things i believe it was his nephew they said was the real prophet (also may have a bit of misinformation) but i know that his brothers and uncles went out killing and beheading with him or at his words. not the best role model
#267 - geminiousofohara (05/07/2015) [-]
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#249 - someoneforamoment (05/07/2015) [-]
But isn't that just taking the Quaran out of context? I thought that only happened to the Christian Bible.
#275 - geminiousofohara (05/07/2015) [-]
koran = death murder and rape (I.E. molesting boys and girls, murder infidels, if your wife doesnt sleep with you beat her into submission and after make her sit alone and think of why she didnt in the first place)

bible = just be nice to everyone (somethings most "christians" even have a problem with) and forgive each other (I.E. love thy neighbor as thy brother regardless of race or nationality)

which one would you rather have rule over the world?
theres all the context you need
#237 - im not talking about war, because in war times everything chan…  [+] (10 replies) 05/07/2015 on Pigs are flying +1
#243 - cigma (05/07/2015) [-]
yes you are right, I wasn't trying to refute what you were saying. I was just trying to put their behavior in another perspective.
These people are like rabid dogs, they may not be totally guilty of what their are doing but in the end the will have to be put down.
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#238 - bewailedbadger (05/07/2015) [-]
But doesn't it also say anyone who doesn't follow Islam is a heretic and must die?
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#242 - ahmetbyrm (05/07/2015) [-]
when a person becomes a muslim all he has to do is follow the five pillars of islam. (copied from google ->) The Five Pillars of Islam are the framework of the Muslim life. They are the testimony of faith, prayer, giving zakat (support of the needy), fasting during the month of Ramadan, and the pilgrimage to Makkah once in a lifetime for those who are able. thats what 90% of the muslims follow and live by, no muslim gets raised to kill non-muslims or hate others, those ideas come from the culture aka the elders of the society and ignorance of people.
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#240 - ahmetbyrm (05/07/2015) [-]
i dont think thats the case anymore, those were situational verses about specific time periods. in one verse it says to kill and wipe out this tribe including their women and children, which is the only time the quran allows it and right after it forbids to ever touch women or children even in war times. there are a few things that were meant for the first rise of islam that allowed a few things that became forbidden later on, even alcohol was allowed when islam was first rising until a verse came saying it was forbidden from that point on.
#266 - geminiousofohara (05/07/2015) [-]
i would like to point out that the "prophet muhammad was not intered into the Koran until over 200 years after his death by a king who implemented ideas of death to non muslim and other such ideals. not only that but it says nothing about 72 virgins so who ever said that was a lying piece of shit who is currently burning in "hell"
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#273 - ahmetbyrm (05/07/2015) [-]
the quran wasnt written down until 200 years after the prophet had passed away. it was just recited by memory for years until someone maybe the king you are talking about helped them make a written version.
#274 - geminiousofohara (05/07/2015) [-]
well it seems my source of faqs left a few out

but still even though he was a pedophile amungst other things i believe it was his nephew they said was the real prophet (also may have a bit of misinformation) but i know that his brothers and uncles went out killing and beheading with him or at his words. not the best role model
#267 - geminiousofohara (05/07/2015) [-]
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#249 - someoneforamoment (05/07/2015) [-]
But isn't that just taking the Quaran out of context? I thought that only happened to the Christian Bible.
#275 - geminiousofohara (05/07/2015) [-]
koran = death murder and rape (I.E. molesting boys and girls, murder infidels, if your wife doesnt sleep with you beat her into submission and after make her sit alone and think of why she didnt in the first place)

bible = just be nice to everyone (somethings most "christians" even have a problem with) and forgive each other (I.E. love thy neighbor as thy brother regardless of race or nationality)

which one would you rather have rule over the world?
theres all the context you need
#230 - well the thing is the terrorists who kill innocent people and …  [+] (15 replies) 05/07/2015 on Pigs are flying 0
#235 - cigma (05/07/2015) [-]
well the thing is they believe they are the good guys. Put it like this; If you were just some chump who doesn't even know how to read, you have been raised in a war thorn area and to believe in god above all, I'm pretty sure you'll be going to war thinking you are doing a good deed just because some religious autority told you so.
Or atleast that's how I see it.
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#237 - ahmetbyrm (05/07/2015) [-]
im not talking about war, because in war times everything changes and you are allowed to do anything to keep yourself, family and property safe. im talking about people like the isis who behead innocent citizens and like the suicide bombers who targets civilians. ive read the quran and it strictly forbids killing of civilians, and innocent people and it says people who kill innocents are not muslims.
#243 - cigma (05/07/2015) [-]
yes you are right, I wasn't trying to refute what you were saying. I was just trying to put their behavior in another perspective.
These people are like rabid dogs, they may not be totally guilty of what their are doing but in the end the will have to be put down.
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#238 - bewailedbadger (05/07/2015) [-]
But doesn't it also say anyone who doesn't follow Islam is a heretic and must die?
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#242 - ahmetbyrm (05/07/2015) [-]
when a person becomes a muslim all he has to do is follow the five pillars of islam. (copied from google ->) The Five Pillars of Islam are the framework of the Muslim life. They are the testimony of faith, prayer, giving zakat (support of the needy), fasting during the month of Ramadan, and the pilgrimage to Makkah once in a lifetime for those who are able. thats what 90% of the muslims follow and live by, no muslim gets raised to kill non-muslims or hate others, those ideas come from the culture aka the elders of the society and ignorance of people.
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#240 - ahmetbyrm (05/07/2015) [-]
i dont think thats the case anymore, those were situational verses about specific time periods. in one verse it says to kill and wipe out this tribe including their women and children, which is the only time the quran allows it and right after it forbids to ever touch women or children even in war times. there are a few things that were meant for the first rise of islam that allowed a few things that became forbidden later on, even alcohol was allowed when islam was first rising until a verse came saying it was forbidden from that point on.
#266 - geminiousofohara (05/07/2015) [-]
i would like to point out that the "prophet muhammad was not intered into the Koran until over 200 years after his death by a king who implemented ideas of death to non muslim and other such ideals. not only that but it says nothing about 72 virgins so who ever said that was a lying piece of shit who is currently burning in "hell"
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#273 - ahmetbyrm (05/07/2015) [-]
the quran wasnt written down until 200 years after the prophet had passed away. it was just recited by memory for years until someone maybe the king you are talking about helped them make a written version.
#274 - geminiousofohara (05/07/2015) [-]
well it seems my source of faqs left a few out

but still even though he was a pedophile amungst other things i believe it was his nephew they said was the real prophet (also may have a bit of misinformation) but i know that his brothers and uncles went out killing and beheading with him or at his words. not the best role model
#267 - geminiousofohara (05/07/2015) [-]
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#249 - someoneforamoment (05/07/2015) [-]
But isn't that just taking the Quaran out of context? I thought that only happened to the Christian Bible.
#275 - geminiousofohara (05/07/2015) [-]
koran = death murder and rape (I.E. molesting boys and girls, murder infidels, if your wife doesnt sleep with you beat her into submission and after make her sit alone and think of why she didnt in the first place)

bible = just be nice to everyone (somethings most "christians" even have a problem with) and forgive each other (I.E. love thy neighbor as thy brother regardless of race or nationality)

which one would you rather have rule over the world?
theres all the context you need
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#234 - holdup (05/07/2015) [-]
that may be true, but the pork thing really scares them.
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#250 - someoneforamoment (05/07/2015) [-]
I wonder...

What would happen if we ground up the leftover bits of pork and stuck it in a crop duster?
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#251 - holdup (05/07/2015) [-]
or, we could genetically engineer a breed of pork-spraying dragons.