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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:7/10/2013
Location:right here
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I've recently started drawing comics on Microsoft Paint. The comics are all based on jokes I found on sickipedia.org unless stated otherwise (for everybody who moans about me taking credit). Check them out below!

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#339 - Killing yourself and being an addict aren't natural causes you…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/18/2011 on Conspiracy Keanu 0
User avatar #371 - babyjesuspwnage (11/18/2011) [-]
im sorry, was that me being right? thats why i didnt get thumbs down on that comment? exactly.
User avatar #344 - babyjesuspwnage (11/18/2011) [-]
BECAUSE THATS HOW THEY DIE IF THEYRE UNDER 30. READ YOUR FUCKING WORDS DUMBASS. YOU DONT DIE OF NATRUAL CAUSES UNDER 30. look with your damn eyes at what you wrote.
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User avatar #351 - babyjesuspwnage (11/18/2011) [-]
smh. NATRUAL CAUSES. NOT DISASTER. natrual cause is dying of old age you moron.
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User avatar #356 - babyjesuspwnage (11/18/2011) [-]
lmfao. sorry i capsed. its just people are getting me mad today. not in a good mood.
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User avatar #364 - babyjesuspwnage (11/18/2011) [-]
haha. i would, but im watching my little brother. cant really watch really funny stuff with him around. dont want him repeating what they say.
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#335 - or get hit by a bus or if you get murdered or from malnourishm…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/18/2011 on Conspiracy Keanu +4
User avatar #337 - babyjesuspwnage (11/18/2011) [-]
how am i a dick? just stating the facts. you dont die of natural causes at 30. not anymore.
dont go throwin around them words when you dont even know what the hell youre talking about. sorry for me being right and you being wrong.
User avatar #339 - afrojack (11/18/2011) [-]
Killing yourself and being an addict aren't natural causes you fucking Richard Simmonsgot
User avatar #371 - babyjesuspwnage (11/18/2011) [-]
im sorry, was that me being right? thats why i didnt get thumbs down on that comment? exactly.
User avatar #344 - babyjesuspwnage (11/18/2011) [-]
BECAUSE THATS HOW THEY DIE IF THEYRE UNDER 30. READ YOUR FUCKING WORDS DUMBASS. YOU DONT DIE OF NATRUAL CAUSES UNDER 30. look with your damn eyes at what you wrote.
#349 - lordstark has deleted their comment.
User avatar #351 - babyjesuspwnage (11/18/2011) [-]
smh. NATRUAL CAUSES. NOT DISASTER. natrual cause is dying of old age you moron.
#353 - lordstark has deleted their comment.
User avatar #356 - babyjesuspwnage (11/18/2011) [-]
lmfao. sorry i capsed. its just people are getting me mad today. not in a good mood.
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User avatar #364 - babyjesuspwnage (11/18/2011) [-]
haha. i would, but im watching my little brother. cant really watch really funny stuff with him around. dont want him repeating what they say.
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#318 - People these days die younger than 30, idiot  [+] (13 new replies) 11/18/2011 on Conspiracy Keanu +1
User avatar #329 - babyjesuspwnage (11/18/2011) [-]
only if you kill yourself, have a high blood pressure, or youre an addict.
User avatar #335 - afrojack (11/18/2011) [-]
or get hit by a bus or if you get murdered or from malnourishment, dick
User avatar #337 - babyjesuspwnage (11/18/2011) [-]
how am i a dick? just stating the facts. you dont die of natural causes at 30. not anymore.
dont go throwin around them words when you dont even know what the hell youre talking about. sorry for me being right and you being wrong.
User avatar #339 - afrojack (11/18/2011) [-]
Killing yourself and being an addict aren't natural causes you fucking Richard Simmonsgot
User avatar #371 - babyjesuspwnage (11/18/2011) [-]
im sorry, was that me being right? thats why i didnt get thumbs down on that comment? exactly.
User avatar #344 - babyjesuspwnage (11/18/2011) [-]
BECAUSE THATS HOW THEY DIE IF THEYRE UNDER 30. READ YOUR FUCKING WORDS DUMBASS. YOU DONT DIE OF NATRUAL CAUSES UNDER 30. look with your damn eyes at what you wrote.
#349 - lordstark has deleted their comment.
User avatar #351 - babyjesuspwnage (11/18/2011) [-]
smh. NATRUAL CAUSES. NOT DISASTER. natrual cause is dying of old age you moron.
#353 - lordstark has deleted their comment.
User avatar #356 - babyjesuspwnage (11/18/2011) [-]
lmfao. sorry i capsed. its just people are getting me mad today. not in a good mood.
#361 - lordstark has deleted their comment.
User avatar #364 - babyjesuspwnage (11/18/2011) [-]
haha. i would, but im watching my little brother. cant really watch really funny stuff with him around. dont want him repeating what they say.
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#221 - Anybody else think that drawing looks like Olivia Wilde? 11/18/2011 on in parallel universe comp 3 0
#235 - Dance With The Devil is sickening. 11/13/2011 on Lil wayne vs Immortal... 0
#78 - Well it might, if you keep sticking your head up her ass. 11/13/2011 on awfull girlfriend 0
#46 - CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALOWNG? :O 11/12/2011 on Oh Yeah Dubstep 0
#56 - Gingers 11/12/2011 on Niggers 0
#119 - I'm pretty sure he still hit his head 11/12/2011 on Ninja school 0
#26 - That doesn't sound like an appropriate reaction to finding out… 11/12/2011 on Bitch +1
#46 - That was the joke you ******* idiot.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/04/2011 on HOLY CRAP -1
#48 - carlospuyol (11/04/2011) [-]
Oh.
User avatar #47 - eltoasto (11/04/2011) [-]
in his defense, it's hard to recognize sarcasm through text.
#43 - How come you were so late to the party on something that happe…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/04/2011 on HOLY CRAP -1
#44 - carlospuyol (11/04/2011) [-]
It's the American date system, they choose to be different from the rest of the world and write the month before the day.

So 11/3 is November 3rd, or the 3rd of November.
#46 - afrojack (11/04/2011) [-]
That was the joke you fucking idiot.
#48 - carlospuyol (11/04/2011) [-]
Oh.
User avatar #47 - eltoasto (11/04/2011) [-]
in his defense, it's hard to recognize sarcasm through text.
#270 - No way you did that in math, it's got shading and **** !  [+] (2 new replies) 10/23/2011 on Diglett -4
User avatar #298 - britishsarcasm (10/23/2011) [-]
some doodles can become more serious than intended...
#275 - strikeoflightning (10/23/2011) [-]
If you know what you're doing, that could take 20-30 minutes. I'm not quite that good, but my artistic friends can do it.
#456 - You're* As in: You're the ******* moron  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2011 on Emo +4
#478 - soltade (10/01/2011) [-]
#3 - nope, a friend of a friend on facebook and he told me about him  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2011 on Douchebag Dev 0
User avatar #4 - roflstorm (09/27/2011) [-]
ah
#48 - I genuinely used to masturbate with those  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2011 on I don't even 0
User avatar #483 - DivineInfinity (09/22/2011) [-]
what are they?
#100 - Surely you could pack it yourself you little cunt. 09/21/2011 on fucking calculators +2
#23 - What's worse that The Holocaust? The Holocaust ? Profit 09/21/2011 on Anti Jokes +2
#22 - 'Your friends' meaning 09/21/2011 on Anti Jokes +3
#20 - That's the arm of the girl on the right you ******* …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2011 on Shopped +3
#23 - yonkersofwgkta (09/21/2011) [-]
**yonkersofwgkta rolled a random image** realizing i was completely wrong D:
#120 - Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Tulips are White, Pa… 09/21/2011 on shit +7
#77 - No, I just wanna have sex with the girl in the last pic. 09/19/2011 on still hate reading 0
#89 - I ******* hate it when memes are used like this.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2011 on Stealth is not my strong point -5
User avatar #92 - nrhv (09/19/2011) [-]
deal with it.jpeg
#93 - kevinylh (09/19/2011) [-]
have this, good sir. much better than a jpeg
#140 - *within the website. 09/19/2011 on The Taliband 0
#139 - I hate it when people just c+p and get thumb s for other peop…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2011 on The Taliband +2
#182 - Eventually (09/19/2011) [-]
C+P is GRE...oh. Nevermind.
User avatar #140 - afrojack (09/19/2011) [-]
*within the website.

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#152 - keifits **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #153 to #207 - afrojack (08/04/2011) [-]
No way haha
User avatar #151 - MrEpicwill (05/14/2011) [-]
Do you remember me?
User avatar #148 - bananaoctopuss (03/23/2011) [-]
do you rember me!?
#145 - ZIZZLOR **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #143 to #151 - afrojack (03/02/2011) [-]
Haha, I remember reading that!
Props to you man!
#144 to #152 - bobJML (03/02/2011) [-]
Thanks.
Thanks.
User avatar #139 - silentkiler ONLINE (03/02/2011) [-]
hi there
User avatar #141 to #148 - afrojack (03/02/2011) [-]
HELLO
HOW ARE YOU
#136 - grogsrevenge (03/01/2011) [-]
hey bro thanks for the invite
seen your **** all over the place and it made me lawl
User avatar #137 to #145 - afrojack (03/01/2011) [-]
No problem man!
Thanks, I appreciate it!
#138 to #146 - grogsrevenge (03/02/2011) [-]
your dead to me..
User avatar #140 to #147 - afrojack (03/02/2011) [-]
Thanks, I appreciate it!
User avatar #126 - Obscurity (02/28/2011) [-]
plz stop sending me messages

thanks
User avatar #127 to #135 - afrojack (02/28/2011) [-]
sorry man!
#128 to #136 - Obscurity (02/28/2011) [-]
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its k

this is my inbox right now...
I had 804 this morning but i got tired of deleting mass messages so I stopped
I've gotten that much in a month. :/
User avatar #129 to #137 - Obscurity (02/28/2011) [-]
that's not shopped either
User avatar #130 to #138 - afrojack (02/28/2011) [-]
Why not just click delete all?
User avatar #131 to #139 - Obscurity (02/28/2011) [-]
I can't lol

you can only delete selected

it would take ages to select all and delete all

ive given up
User avatar #132 to #140 - afrojack (02/28/2011) [-]
I just saw your profile, how do you even get that many friends?!
How long you been on here?
User avatar #133 to #141 - Obscurity (02/28/2011) [-]
it'll be a year march 3
User avatar #134 to #142 - afrojack (02/28/2011) [-]
wow thats not long at all!
you have to celebrate!
how long had you been on here when you had #1?
User avatar #135 to #143 - Obscurity (02/28/2011) [-]
7 months
#120 - bobJML (02/27/2011) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #121 to #129 - afrojack (02/27/2011) [-]
NOTHING AT ALL MAN!
so bored here! you?
#122 to #130 - bobJML (02/27/2011) [-]
I'm also bored!?!?!?
I'm also bored!?!?!?
User avatar #123 to #131 - afrojack (02/27/2011) [-]
I know this is out of the blue man, but do you fancy working together on something? :P
#124 to #132 - bobJML (02/27/2011) [-]
You mean you and I working together?
User avatar #125 to #133 - afrojack (02/27/2011) [-]
I don't know :P I just wanted to work with somebody haha
User avatar #118 - ing (02/26/2011) [-]
sup
User avatar #119 to #127 - afrojack (02/26/2011) [-]
nm bro, trying to make a new comic!
you?
User avatar #115 - ing (02/25/2011) [-]
dude. i like your content. BUT please stop sending 6-8 links a day. i dont mid 3-5 but please. And to be honest i find it unfair how you spam people but you disabled your inbox -.-
anyways, i dont want to make you mad or sad, keep up the good work bro
User avatar #116 to #124 - afrojack (02/25/2011) [-]
Sorry, man.
I just thought people would be more inclined to click the links if they know I send each of them a PM personally instead of a mass message.
As for my inbox being disabled, I thought I could stop the mass messages but it didn't. I just haven't changed it back.
Again, sorry.
User avatar #117 to #125 - ing (02/25/2011) [-]
don't be sorry bro. well, notifications dont pop up anymore from private messages, so it doesnt really make a difference anymore...
its cool dude, don't worry about it
User avatar #110 - jmezfm (02/24/2011) [-]
Haha awesome gif! I woulda replied, but you disabled you inbox. :P but could you check oout my OC?

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1709665/Memes+in+Duct+Tape+part+2/
User avatar #111 to #118 - afrojack (02/24/2011) [-]
Those are cool man, but I really don't get it!
How do you do it?
User avatar #112 to #119 - jmezfm (02/24/2011) [-]
I lay down a couple strips of duct tape, then cut out characters. It took me 5 hours to do part one and 5 hours for part 2. Just shows the awesomeness of duct tape!
User avatar #113 to #120 - afrojack (02/24/2011) [-]
Is there black underneath the silver?
User avatar #114 to #121 - jmezfm (02/24/2011) [-]
what do you mean?
User avatar #106 - insowietrussia (02/19/2011) [-]
**insowietrussia rolls 7,708** these dubz gave me cancer
User avatar #107 to #113 - afrojack (02/19/2011) [-]
Oh nooooooooo!
User avatar #109 to #115 - afrojack (02/19/2011) [-]
How the purple text btw?
User avatar #88 - braddlesxp (02/13/2011) [-]
your inbox is disabled :P
User avatar #89 to #94 - afrojack (02/13/2011) [-]
Sorry bro! I forgot! With all the mass messages I forget :P So what do ya think?
User avatar #90 to #95 - braddlesxp (02/13/2011) [-]
its a pretty interesting idea
but how would we both work on one with such different drawing styles?
User avatar #91 to #96 - afrojack (02/13/2011) [-]
Do you use paint or photoshop?
User avatar #92 to #98 - braddlesxp (02/13/2011) [-]
Paint
User avatar #93 to #99 - afrojack (02/13/2011) [-]
Is it on windows 7?
#95 to #100 - braddlesxp (02/13/2011) [-]
My characters look like this by the way
#101 to #102 - afrojack (02/13/2011) [-]
This is just a quick one I made on Photoshop, I could probably get it to look a little more like yours with some more time.
User avatar #103 to #109 - afrojack (02/13/2011) [-]
I admit it isn't the best but I'll just make a few adjustments. :P
User avatar #104 to #110 - braddlesxp (02/13/2011) [-]
i was probably thinking that if we were to do a comic between both of us
you should make it how you feel comfortable in making it
it will seem kinda weird if you tried to make my characters.
User avatar #105 to #111 - afrojack (02/13/2011) [-]
I don't really have a particular style but if I did I'd like a simplistic one like yours.
User avatar #96 to #102 - afrojack (02/13/2011) [-]
Yeah, I love your comics!
I'd love to do some with you!
I'm on Vista so the quality wont be as good.
I have photoshop though.
User avatar #97 to #103 - braddlesxp (02/13/2011) [-]
at the moment im designing facial expressions
User avatar #98 to #104 - afrojack (02/13/2011) [-]
So what do you think? If we alternate between comics then the styles wont really matter
User avatar #99 to #105 - braddlesxp (02/13/2011) [-]
i will need some time to think.
maybe plan out frames
User avatar #100 to #106 - afrojack (02/13/2011) [-]
yeah, we'll need an idea too if we do it
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User avatar #87 to #92 - afrojack (02/07/2011) [-]
You post it, bro.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JLstgFlnqM
You'll get the thumbs.
#81 - Obscurity (02/05/2011) [-]
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YOU ARE THE DEVIL

THE DEVIL I SAY
User avatar #82 to #87 - afrojack (02/05/2011) [-]
I noticed that tonight too!
User avatar #83 to #88 - Obscurity (02/05/2011) [-]
never knew Satan had an afro.
User avatar #84 to #89 - afrojack (02/05/2011) [-]
I'm so uncreative that the afro I drew for my avatar is just one I copied from IslapU's avatar, I must admit, it's pretty epic.
User avatar #85 to #90 - Obscurity (02/05/2011) [-]
i do like.
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