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Date Signed Up:12/28/2011
Last Login:12/25/2014
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#797 - Plus he does this thing where he makes me work on his supposed… 12/21/2014 on Happy Helliday's Give-Away +9
#2109 - **afjhahsdsl used "*roll rpg name*"** **afjhahsdsl rolls Vadania** 12/21/2014 on rpg name generator 0
#759 - I tried getting out of it but they said no one else would work…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Happy Helliday's Give-Away +10
#789 - nutslap (12/21/2014) [-]
fuck that faggot yo. take a fat dump in his coffee
User avatar #797 - afjhahsdsl (12/21/2014) [-]
Plus he does this thing where he makes me work on his supposed shift and just goes home leaving me with one other person to work with in the whole store. Sometimes even by myself. I then get shit on by customers cause they don't understand that one person can't move as fast as 6 people. I'm gonna quit after Christmas though. This is ridiculous.

I honestly hope everyone else on FJ will be home for the holidays, even if its just sitting in front of your pc browsing FJ . Thats a luxury I wish I could get back.
#87 - Hey bro I feel you. I work Christmas eve from 7pm to 2pm then …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Happy Helliday's Give-Away +10
#591 - nutslap (12/21/2014) [-]
That sounds hella shitty bro
User avatar #759 - afjhahsdsl (12/21/2014) [-]
I tried getting out of it but they said no one else would work. btw i meant 7pm to 2pm on the first one.


gotta love mickey d's
Dont click, long read. I stole mcnuggets quarter patties, grilled chicken, cheese, and mcgriddles as payback. Also for fun I "borrowed" a tray, tray mats, fry boxes, happy meal boxes, and happy meals. I also gave out free happy meal toys to kids at McDonalds cause the manager made me work OT when i was vomiting.
#789 - nutslap (12/21/2014) [-]
fuck that faggot yo. take a fat dump in his coffee
User avatar #797 - afjhahsdsl (12/21/2014) [-]
Plus he does this thing where he makes me work on his supposed shift and just goes home leaving me with one other person to work with in the whole store. Sometimes even by myself. I then get shit on by customers cause they don't understand that one person can't move as fast as 6 people. I'm gonna quit after Christmas though. This is ridiculous.

I honestly hope everyone else on FJ will be home for the holidays, even if its just sitting in front of your pc browsing FJ . Thats a luxury I wish I could get back.
#69 - At first I thought it was some English expression. Then I saw … 12/21/2014 on Excactly how I felt about... 0
#148 - thank mr skeltal 12/18/2014 on its a sword, its not meant... +2
#148 - Has this actually happened? If so, is there a page on it?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2014 on It needs to happen +1
#177 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
I had consensual sex with this girl who I really liked and then the next day she decided she made a mistake or whatever and made up some story about how she felt dirty and I put her in a position that she couldnt say no. The fucked up part about it was, I was completely cool about not having sex. She had set boundaries because of her religion (Mormon), her shitty ex boyfriend who basically raped her with a chode, and I was alright with it because I genuinely liked her. I made the first move to kiss her, but she grabbed my crotch, told me I needed to stop grabbing her ass and just finger her, and then told me that not having a condom wasnt a problem. Just pull out. We had sex, she orgasmed three times, then she promptly told me she needed to go to sleep and I took the hint and left her apartment. Texted her the next day and said she stayed up all night scrubbing herself in the tub crying because I raped her.

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Don't have sex with crazy, damaged, and/or ├╝ber religious girls
#153 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
there's a story about a guy who promised to marry a girl if they had sex

girl agreed, everything went fine. guy found out a few days later that girl was cheating on him and broke up. girl then said she was raped by guy

s4d
#156 - No one can save you. 12/15/2014 on Masturbation fail 0
#152 - I hate it when people go "wow" when people make hone… 12/15/2014 on Sex +1
#50 - Here you go man. 12/15/2014 on Teen Titans +3

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User avatar #119 to #118 - afjhahsdsl (09/21/2014) [-]
Ahh.. I didn't think so anyways. I tried.
#121 to #120 - afjhahsdsl (09/21/2014) [-]
Can I safely assume that you don't speak(chat)?
Can I safely assume that you don't speak(chat)?
#117 - hentaiacc (06/26/2014) [-]
*Tips conical hat* M'lord.
#115 - evilhomer (06/21/2014) [-]
Bread is love. Bread is life.
User avatar #116 to #115 - afjhahsdsl (06/21/2014) [-]
Thank you for your outstanding customer support.
User avatar #114 - afjhahsdsl (01/20/2014) [-]
asda
User avatar #109 - afjhahsdsl (08/21/2013) [-]
Next post on front page is about more shinbus.

Funny, I don't see your name their.
#108 - zionsype (08/21/2013) [-]
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#110 to #108 - afjhahsdsl (08/21/2013) [-]
Lol, just made my day. Thanks a lot man. No need to google these for my folder.
Lol, just made my day. Thanks a lot man. No need to google these for my folder.
#111 to #110 - zionsype (08/21/2013) [-]
Don't thank me, thank Shibe
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