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#5 - im not familiar with this guy, what is it's lore?  [+] (38 replies) 09/22/2016 on did someone say +16
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#65 - lolgonewrong (09/23/2016) [-]
"Cyborg on drugs that has 2 modes, coma and rip&tear" from official wiki.
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#59 - valyn (09/23/2016) [-]
An eversor is a former murderer with a bunch of cybernetics in his brain so he can be controlled. They then take this murderer, implant all the best combat cyber augments money can buy, put him in power armor, and then pump him full of so much PCP, space super bath salts, steroids, and painkillers that a normal human's heart would explode ten times over so he has utterly unnatural strength, speed, reflexes, and durability. Then they freeze him until they have someone they really want to kill the shit out of, and thaw out their psycho little popsicle and send him to the target. And every living thing in a 3 mile radius
#64 - lathyrusvii (09/23/2016) [-]
"psycho little popsicle"
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#46 - captainhotdogs (09/23/2016) [-]
A super skilled fighter pumped with combat drugs pointed in the direction of the enemy to break through walls, fuck everything up and explode all while yelling WRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY really loudly
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#41 - catburglarpenis (09/23/2016) [-]
That's halo, the finest warrior in all of skyrim. He wields a keyblade
#54 - anon (09/23/2016) [-]
KEYBLADE. I finally found a keyword to search a gif I've been looking for for a long, long, time. Thanks mate. I would post it here but it is nsfw
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#84 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (09/23/2016) [-]
Post it in a spoiler
#90 - anon (09/25/2016) [-]
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Here you go m8
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#57 - catburglarpenis (09/23/2016) [-]
There's a lock we'd all like to bust into m8y
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#48 - wholesomeburn (09/23/2016) [-]
I fucking hate you and everything you stand for you lil' shit.
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#13 - swbite (09/23/2016) [-]
#11 - masterofmods (09/22/2016) [-]
An Eversor assassin is an insane cocktail of drugs masquerading as a human being.
#45 - funnyhat (09/23/2016) [-]
fucking love that description
#18 - anon (09/23/2016) [-]
powered by the most potent drugs in the Imperium...memes
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#6 - shadowkingdr (09/22/2016) [-]
Assassin thats so hyped up on combat drugs that one is good eough to take on almost anything and needs to be kept in stasis when not in use as his heart will explode
to put into perspective during the beheading in 32k 100 of them slaughtered 3 full chapters of space marines
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#21 - pirateseatcarrots (09/23/2016) [-]
Weren't they strike forces from elements of three chapters? Imperial Fists being one. I don't recall the others names. I mean 3000 space marine deaths is a pretty high toll. And I don't think the Imperial Fists would be annihilated.
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#29 - shadowkingdr (09/23/2016) [-]
nope, full chapter's literally only one survived (the imperial fists were killed to one man before this event when the orcs went full force on the imperium and launched a supersize attack with a dozen moving warp gates the size of moons that have gravitational weapons and strema out with trillions of fully sized warboss tier orks)
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#31 - pirateseatcarrots (09/23/2016) [-]
I don't want to believe the Beast saga was Canon. Shit just ridiculous at this point.
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#32 - shadowkingdr (09/23/2016) [-]
it was canon for a long time but only recently was the full story revealed, before just fragments of what happened as side notes in other stories
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#33 - pirateseatcarrots (09/23/2016) [-]
My main issue was the intelligent prk thing. And the trillions of warbosses I mean I'm sure Terras defenses are potentent and all. But nothing short of the legions could do anything against that tide.
#37 - shadowkingdr (09/23/2016) [-]
the moon was turned into a orbiting gun and the palace of terra (which covers most fo teh earth surface) was made by fucking rogal dorn to survive anything
#7 - afireinsidebrad (09/22/2016) [-]
well fuck me in the ass, just takes overpowered to a whole new level doesnt he?
#8 - shadowkingdr (09/22/2016) [-]
Exactly, But in a fun way, not a matt ward way as you cant exactly send an army of them out
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#10 - jacksipian (09/22/2016) [-]
what does matt ward do?
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#14 - shadowkingdr (09/23/2016) [-]
does stupid shit, turned the ultra marines from goody two shoes that most of their fuck ups come from doing it by the book instead of thinking for themselves into a godlike master race of marines that can do no evil because they do it by the book. For example the chapter master obliterated a entier planet of necrons on his own by using one of thei pylons ( a giant ass teleportation building) as a melee weapon, as badass as this is its bullshit of the highest order
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#42 - greatgranpapy (09/23/2016) [-]
If the Emperor had a TexttoSpeech Device  Episode 21 Still Alive Got some footage m8.
#19 - xevilpenguinx (09/23/2016) [-]
Aren't pylons actually giant artillery guns?
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#30 - shadowkingdr (09/23/2016) [-]
bitch I dont know, maybe both?
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#15 - jacksipian (09/23/2016) [-]
So what, he's changing the lore and stuff around?
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#16 - shadowkingdr (09/23/2016) [-]
yes while at the same time making it stupid, for example Ollanius pius was the lone guardsman who stood up to horus right as he was about to strike the emperor, the magnitude of a normal human being standing up to something that can mortally wound the closet thing to a god in that universe sent shivers through the fandom and is a defining moment of 40k, THEN mtt fucking ward came in and first changed him into a marine, then a custodes ( a super marines) then decided to make the fucker a perpetual (read reincarnating immortal) thus completely ruining the whole point of pius, this amung other douchery (like making the grey knights total cunts in the table top game) makes him universally loathed by the community to such a extent if there is anything he has touched there is a specific warning on the top of the wikipedia page that matt ward stuck is faggoty ass fingers into it
#43 - anon (09/23/2016) [-]
>not liking Matt Ward

careful, buddy, necrons get a damage bonus against bandwagons
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#17 - jacksipian (09/23/2016) [-]
Why is he doing such things?
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#20 - pirateseatcarrots (09/23/2016) [-]
We no longer question that assholes logic as much as we don't question Gotos obsession with multi-lasers. We just hope he doesn't ruin any more things.
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#34 - jacksipian (09/23/2016) [-]
is he the creator or did he buy rights to the franchise or something, how is is he able to change so much?
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#35 - pirateseatcarrots (09/23/2016) [-]
He wrote the codex which is like the rule book to the table top game. Which also details important lore. He was hired to write. And he basically fucked everything up.
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#85 - jacksipian (09/23/2016) [-]
that's weird that he wouldnt just stick to established lore
#9 - afireinsidebrad (09/22/2016) [-]
oh thank god, im tired of matt ward's shit, i hardly read the stuff but making the Ultra Smurfs mary sue's from hell was one of his worst moves
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#83 - blokrokker (09/23/2016) [-]
I like to pretend the Ultramarines' fluff is propaganda to inspire the masses and keep the more gullible/new chapters in line. It makes a lot more sense to me that way.
#15 - im trained in automotive, but currently dont work since i need…  [+] (1 reply) 09/22/2016 on random polls for statistics 0
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#16 - puckisthis (09/22/2016) [-]
i dont care about ur grand dadddy he gon die anyway. just thought I'd also share useless information.
#13 - its mainly because the entire population is so career and work…  [+] (1 reply) 09/22/2016 on I've seen enough hentai +23
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#26 - thebluestar (09/23/2016) [-]
I just thought they had low testosterone levels or something. I won't pretend I know how that stuff works though
#5 - how bad was the bomberman game???  [+] (1 reply) 09/22/2016 on Konami: We Love Gamers! 0
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#10 - emukae (09/22/2016) [-]
it was basically another take on bomberman but with more realism and a post-apocalyptic setting