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#174214 - Why don't you do it while she's on her period? 02/09/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#173446 - Picture 02/02/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +2
#173444 - If you're afraid of girls not liking you because of that don't… 02/02/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#173443 - Where the **** can i find a full version of Microsoft P…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #173449 - thisistheguy (02/02/2015) [-]
Openoffice get it
User avatar #173447 - whateverlolol (02/02/2015) [-]
Just use Google Slides. Does pretty much everything that powerpoint can do for free (even open and edit ppt files)
#173445 - minutes (02/02/2015) [-]
Buy it?
#173446 - aeaduzb (02/02/2015) [-]
#67286 - Thanks a lot <3 01/19/2015 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
#67230 - Can someone please crop the background? I'm kind of a loser us…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/16/2015 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
User avatar #67232 - tepidteal (01/17/2015) [-]
I could do it, I guess.

When taking out background, use either the lasso tool or a round eraser with soft edge and then erase it. Make sure the alpha channel is active.
#67234 - tepidteal (01/17/2015) [-]
Would have had it done sooner, but I forgot about it. Didn't do too good a job of the hair at the back. Just use a soft round eraser to fix it up before using it in whatever you're using it for.

You could also use the Mask feature to delete background.
User avatar #67286 - aeaduzb (01/19/2015) [-]
Thanks a lot <3
#168556 - Me and my ex broke up one week ago and since then i've been je…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/27/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #168632 - severepwner (12/28/2014) [-]
I had the same problem when I was playing Mass Effect. Always encountering sexual relating bullshit, and had to fap all the time. Other times if I'm doing something like say, playing a game with no sexual content in it, I find I can go 2 or 3 days without fapping.

If it's that much of a problem for you, keep what you're doing away from the topic of sex. But really it's not a big deal, you do what you gotta do.
User avatar #168601 - squalllionhart (12/28/2014) [-]
put hot sauce on your hands
User avatar #168581 - silverzepher (12/28/2014) [-]
Just accept your private time, it isn't s bad thing, even nanna touches herself
User avatar #168567 - focalanemo (12/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #168566 - jinzedmzxa (12/28/2014) [-]
Eat banana.
#164995 - About the sex, it's almost the same. We only do it once a week… 12/03/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#164994 - I already talked things with her, told her what kind of person… 12/03/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#164933 - My girlfriend and i have been dating for like 3 months now, i …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/02/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #164994 - aeaduzb (12/03/2014) [-]
I already talked things with her, told her what kind of person i am several times (i think in 4 ocassions) and she hasn't changed. Hell, we even broke up for a week because of this, but ended up together again because she told me she'd try her best to change, she'd stop waiting for me to take the first step, but she hasn't (almost 3 weeks have passed). When we broke up she told me that she's aware of me suffering because she's not the affectionate kind, and we should call it quits and have good memories about this relationship instead of starting to argue and turn the good memories into mostly bad ones. But as i said, we made peace (she came to me, telling that she'd change) and we decided to give it another try, nothing has changed since then. However she told me that she's happier now than before and i've grown more fond to her (not sure i used that expression right), but those are just words for me...
User avatar #164958 - rokkai (12/03/2014) [-]
my last relationship which ended like 3 weeks ago was just like this one. we dated for more than a month and it turned out that she still couldn't get over with her ex. so i broke up with her. it's best for you to end it my friend. there is clearly something that she has in mind that prevents her from loving you with a clear mind which is not a pleasant thing.
#164957 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (12/03/2014) [-]
Talk it out with her, and see where things go from there.
#164954 - anon (12/03/2014) [-]
could always try telling her to be more affectionate.
hinting at what you want instead of being direct about it is not gonna help you through many relationships.

you want something you gotta ask for it. if she makes an honest effort shes worth keeping around.
#164952 - erikus (12/03/2014) [-]
Ok I can relate to this.

In fact my last gf wasn't affectionate at all, even if she wanted sex I'd have to notice it and ask her. And I'm the kind of person that likes the other one to come to you and show affection.

So let me tell you: She's not gonna change. I mean, you could always tell her and see if it was just a misunderstading, it'd fix everything and you could love each other until you burn all your passion. But I know it's not that easy. I'd bet she's just a distant girl that doesn't like that kind of things.

Don't want to be rough, but you're not gonna be happy that way. I'm sorry. She just may not be the one for you. Of couse you can love her nevertheless she's not gonna give you what you're looking for, and that will hurt at the end.

Sorry buddy, you gotta choose between love and happiness.
User avatar #164995 - aeaduzb (12/03/2014) [-]
About the sex, it's almost the same. We only do it once a week, when we go to her apartment to "watch a movie" or "have dinner", things like that, but only in the weekends, and though we don't ever talk about having sex when we make the plans, we both know why we're going to her apartment...
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