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Age: 21
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Video Games Played: Elder Scrolls 3-5, Dark Souls 1+2, Terraria, Pokemon, loads of other shit.
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Interests: Vidya, anime, electronic music
Date Signed Up:2/17/2013
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chugging 10 ounces at once would make you puke from not getting a small gulp of air in between the shots. Or at least for me
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It sure does. What ever it was it's better off being deleted I guess.
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User avatar #482 - adu (02/24/2015) [-]
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Warning: One Piece spoilers will be found in the comments below.
You have been warned.
#528 - moocowsz ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
Got some good ideas for gears for luffy if you're interested.

Such as gear 5, like gear 3, but instead of blowing air into his bones, he blows it into his veins, and pushes all the blood into his foot, then he puts a toothpick under his big toe nail and kicks a wall as hard as he can.
User avatar #529 to #528 - adu (05/23/2015) [-]
That's some kind of ****** up, man.
#530 to #529 - moocowsz ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
Notice how he hurts himself to get stronger with his current gears,

A great deal of pain is required to power up.

Kinda like gear six: luffy stretches out his teeth and twists them into a drill that he inserts into the holes of his eyes, then he stretches his nipples into a pair of scissors which he uses to cut off his genitals


he can also stretch his hair back into his body and regrow it in different spot. By focusing his hockey, he can create a quick jab from his compressed hair cannon.


lastly, he detaches the bones from his shoulderblades and relocates them under his big toe nail, to which he promptly kicks a wall as hard as he can
User avatar #531 to #530 - adu (05/23/2015) [-]
You should submit these to Oda, they're pretty brutal.
#532 to #531 - moocowsz ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
I've got quite a few more if you're interested, they're a lot worse though.
User avatar #533 to #532 - adu (05/23/2015) [-]
I think I'll pass.
#534 to #533 - moocowsz ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
How many years do you think luffy has lost from using gear 2?

They say one cigarette is 14 minutes of your life lost,

i guessed about 400 uses during the timeskip, by the time it ended, i was already thinking he'd probably only live to be 50 years old,

Assuming he never unlocks the true power of gears 5 and 6
User avatar #535 to #534 - adu (05/23/2015) [-]
He's gonna die pretty young, I'm almost certain. He might let himself get executed before a natural death, though. Pull a Gold Roger or something.
#536 to #535 - moocowsz ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
he could just forget to turn gear 2nd off one night before bed and wake up an old man.
User avatar #537 to #536 - adu (05/23/2015) [-]
I don't think it works that way.
#525 - tarabostes (04/25/2015) [-]
How did doflamingo take Sanji's kicks so well? I mean i know he has that badass armament haki but damn.....
























btw why isn't pica's devil fruit a logia? How does that stone-assimilation thingie work?
User avatar #526 to #525 - adu (04/25/2015) [-]
It's pretty much armament haki I think for Doflamingo. He's pretty ******* powerful, either the strongest or second strongest shichibukai next to Mihawk. He was one of only three people to fight at Marineford and come out unscathed, the other two being Boa Hancock and Dracule Mihawk. The only person to ever make him think twice about attacking head-on was Aokiji, and maybe Fujitora.

And I'm not sure about Pica. Is he not a logia? I've seen him assemble himself from stone in the anime, so I'm not sure what else he could be. Do you have a source saying he isn't logia?
#527 to #526 - tarabostes (04/25/2015) [-]
Yeah the one with Aokiji was intense as hell, how did he even get out of his ice? He ain't no quake-man!




















onepiece.wikia.com/wiki/Pica
Weird as hell, i mean assimilating sounds cool, and even if he was a logia i guess He could still get hit by haki users....
User avatar #523 - adu (03/24/2015) [-]
Site for pokemon sprites:
www.pkparaiso.com/xy/sprites_pokemon.php
User avatar #517 - Lintutu (03/24/2015) [-]
i would've loved to reply to your comment, but i can't because that faggot saltboy deleted pretty much everything for no reason
User avatar #518 to #517 - adu (03/24/2015) [-]
Which comment?
User avatar #519 to #518 - Lintutu (03/24/2015) [-]
you replying to me asking about what it's like being the only girl in the group. i didn't even get to read it :C
#520 to #519 - adu (03/24/2015) [-]
Let me see if I can graft it from memory:
"Are you the kind of guy's-girl that sometimes does kinky favors? That's kind of a creepy question, you don't have to answer that.
Either way, I'm not sure why some guys think less of some girls who hang out with a lot of guys, whether it's sexual or not. Reverse the genders and that particular guy hanging out with all the ladies would be considered an alpha male, regardless if he's "getting some" or not.

But yeah, I know what you mean. Women can be bitches sometimes."

And then I think I uploaded this picture.
User avatar #521 to #520 - Lintutu (03/24/2015) [-]
ah, and to answer your question, no i'm not. I have a boyfriend already and we pretty much share all the same friends (all of which happen to be guys lol) My friends are on supreme bro-level for me and they see me as an equal. Not just the token girl of the group, but pretty much one of them. And it's nice that they can openly talk about anything in front of me
User avatar #522 to #521 - adu (03/24/2015) [-]
My girlfriend would likely be the same way if I actually had other friends for her to hang around with. I kind of do, but they all live inconveniently far away and have schedules that make it near impossible to hang out with them. She's cool though, doesn't mind me calling her "man" or "bro" and is always ready to comfort me with boob-touching. I can't say that's quite as good as when my guy friends offer it, though. Then it gets weird.

Nice feraligator.
User avatar #509 - Kairyuka (03/17/2015) [-]
I hid it from you especially because I'm evil like that
User avatar #510 to #509 - adu (03/17/2015) [-]
Naww, man! Congratulations! What is she like?
User avatar #511 to #510 - Kairyuka (03/17/2015) [-]
She's god dang adorable that's what she's like! But for real I met her on this site last year, and we started dating late january
In comparison to my last relationship this feels way more relaxed and natural. I relax when I'm with her =w=
Also we're planning that I'm gonna go see her this summer DD
User avatar #512 to #511 - adu (03/17/2015) [-]
Well I hope things turn out well for you! You're honestly a charming guy when you want to be, but I'm sure she already knows that. Make sure to stock up on gifts, maybe write something sweet for her, wink wink.
User avatar #513 to #512 - Kairyuka (03/17/2015) [-]
I think you may be giving me too much credit, but at least her and I have much the same principles of life and we just match pretty well I think
#497 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
hhi..
#499 to #497 - adu (03/17/2015) [-]
Hey, what's up?
#501 to #499 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Not much. I beat SDR2 yesterday, so I'm kinda at a loss for games to play.
Not much. I beat SDR2 yesterday, so I'm kinda at a loss for games to play.
User avatar #502 to #501 - adu (03/17/2015) [-]
What's SDR2?
#503 to #502 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Super DanganRonpa 2; Goodbye Despair.
Super DanganRonpa 2; Goodbye Despair.
#504 to #503 - adu (03/17/2015) [-]
Have you played Dark Souls and Dark Souls 2 yet?
Have you played Dark Souls and Dark Souls 2 yet?
#505 to #504 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
I was almost done with DS1, when they tried removing the windows live feature and making it work with steam servers.
Then my game would no longer work and I had to uninstall and reinstall. I lost my save files and like that I've had enough of that franchise.
#506 to #505 - adu (03/17/2015) [-]
That's an unfortunate one-time technical difficulty. It doesn't have to stop you from enjoying the rest of the game, or even its sequel (which has always been reliably on Steam servers.)    
   
If you'd like, I could play through DS1 with you. It would go a lot faster co-oping with someone who's beaten the game several times.
That's an unfortunate one-time technical difficulty. It doesn't have to stop you from enjoying the rest of the game, or even its sequel (which has always been reliably on Steam servers.)

If you'd like, I could play through DS1 with you. It would go a lot faster co-oping with someone who's beaten the game several times.
#507 to #506 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Maybe.. maybe if I can get it to work.
#508 to #507 - adu (03/17/2015) [-]
**** man, we could do it today! I don't have work for like another 6 hours.
#495 - bartolomeo (03/16/2015) [-]
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User avatar #498 to #496 - bartolomeo (03/17/2015) [-]
I'm too good, right Sanji
#500 to #498 - adu (03/17/2015) [-]
Not really.
#514 to #500 - bartolomeo (03/17/2015) [-]
But Sanji senpai

I'm so glad I made this account, Bartolomeo is hilarious
#515 to #514 - adu (03/17/2015) [-]
Admittedly, I'm not sure how I'm supposed to react, as Sanji and Bartolomeo had basically zero interaction.
#516 to #515 - bartolomeo (03/17/2015) [-]
Maybe I can be Luffy senpai Nakama
Maybe I can be Luffy senpai Nakama
User avatar #483 - megpoidgumibear (02/26/2015) [-]
You invade the places of others, seeking to plunder. To take, and scheme, and kill; everything torn asunder.
There is much you have gained, with no feeling of remorse. "It's survival of the fittest, nature running its course."

But there is one legend that makes you think twice. A tale of a punisher, who makes men flee like mice.
With shoulders broad like a giant, and the wise gaze of a father. Should the wicked cross his path, their lives go no farther.

Carrying a sword bearing the heat of those scorned, The flames of chaos to engulf those who were warned.
Horrifying speed to seek the guilty, betraying his armor's weight. Cannot be stopped, cannot be moved; none can escape his gait.

But this legend is a lie, told by a meek and feeble knave. A story told by mothers, to make sure children behave.
So the story withers, and its message quickly fades. And so your fears are settled; after all, there's a profit to be made.

And so you pillage and hunt, the warning you need not heed. Your strength so assured, there is no guilt in your deeds.
You deny others the slightest mercy, and enjoy taking a life. You laugh at other's pain, and find entertainment in their strife.

But then one day, as you trespass as you have many times before, You see your greatest fear in flesh, and know your days are no more.
With the face of a scorned father, with strong arms spread apart. There is no point in fighting, as your soul will soon depart.

Well, what is it! You're shaking where you stand! Crying to yourself, this isn't what you planned.
You've heard the warning, you must have known. You came here seeking blood, well now it's your own!

What's wrong? You looked tired. Your terror newfound, your feet in a mire. Your fear is higher, you treacherous liar, as you see your coming pyre. You've met your desires, sold to the best buyer at the expense of the crier and lived as a sire, but now that you've provoked my ire your fate has become dire as you see your hope retire and your life hangs by a wire. Pray now, because here comes the fire.

You swing your blade, and attempt at a thrust. The blows bounce off my armor, but try if you must.
No trick or magic to save you, my movement too swift. Burning blade through your heart, with death as your gift.

And now you've been shown the error of your ways. Bleeding on the ground, on the last of your days.
Judgement delivered, as you make your last cries. As a warning to others; Git Gud.
User avatar #484 to #483 - adu (02/26/2015) [-]
Why are you posting this here exactly?
User avatar #485 to #484 - megpoidgumibear (02/26/2015) [-]
did you read the end?
User avatar #486 to #485 - adu (02/26/2015) [-]
That ruins the rhyme scheme though
User avatar #487 to #486 - megpoidgumibear (02/26/2015) [-]
And now you've been shown the error of your ways. Bleeding on the ground, on the last of your blood.
Judgement delivered, as you make your last cries. As a warning to others; Git Gud.
User avatar #489 to #487 - adu (02/26/2015) [-]
That... doesn't help.
The last line is supposed to rhyme "cries" with "dies," as in "The Legend Never Dies."
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User avatar #490 to #488 - megpoidgumibear (02/26/2015) [-]
OR

And now you've been shown the error of your ways. lying on the ground, on the last of your blood.
Judgement delivered, as you make your last cries. As a warning to others; Do you her the git gud?
User avatar #492 to #490 - adu (02/26/2015) [-]
That makes no sense still, the rhyme scheme is A A, B B, but you made it A B, C B...

Let me try.
And now you've been shown the error of your ways. lying on the ground, on the last of your days.
Judgement has been delivered, as it always should. And as a warning to others; Git Gud.
User avatar #493 to #492 - megpoidgumibear (02/26/2015) [-]
Great.

that's your official anthem.

You invade the places of others, seeking to plunder. To take, and scheme, and kill; everything torn asunder.
There is much you have gained, with no feeling of remorse. "It's survival of the fittest, nature running its course."

But there is one legend that makes you think twice. A tale of a punisher, who makes men flee like mice.
With shoulders broad like a giant, and the wise gaze of a father. Should the wicked cross his path, their lives go no farther.

Carrying a sword bearing the heat of those scorned, The flames of chaos to engulf those who were warned.
Horrifying speed to seek the guilty, betraying his armor's weight. Cannot be stopped, cannot be moved; none can escape his gait.

But this legend is a lie, told by a meek and feeble knave. A story told by mothers, to make sure children behave.
So the story withers, and its message quickly fades. And so your fears are settled; after all, there's a profit to be made.

And so you pillage and hunt, the warning you need not heed. Your strength so assured, there is no guilt in your deeds.
You deny others the slightest mercy, and enjoy taking a life. You laugh at other's pain, and find entertainment in their strife.

But then one day, as you trespass as you have many times before, You see your greatest fear in flesh, and know your days are no more.
With the face of a scorned father, with strong arms spread apart. There is no point in fighting, as your soul will soon depart.

Well, what is it! You're shaking where you stand! Crying to yourself, this isn't what you planned.
You've heard the warning, you must have known. You came here seeking blood, well now it's your own!

What's wrong? You looked tired. Your terror newfound, your feet in a mire. Your fear is higher, you treacherous liar, as you see your coming pyre. You've met your desires, sold to the best buyer at the expense of the crier and lived as a sire, but now that you've provoked my ire your fate has become dire as you see your hope retire and your life hangs by a wire. Pray now, because here comes the fire.

You swing your blade, and attempt at a thrust. The blows bounce off my armor, but try if you must.
No trick or magic to save you, my movement too swift. Burning blade through your heart, with death as your gift.

And now you've been shown the error of your ways. lying on the ground, on the last of your days.
Judgement has been delivered, as it always should. And as a warning to others; Git Gud.
User avatar #475 - tikitaco (02/24/2015) [-]
Adu I don't like you ok
User avatar #477 to #475 - adu (02/24/2015) [-]
Also, who are you again?
User avatar #478 to #477 - tikitaco (02/24/2015) [-]
You don't know me, but I know you... you're the reason I know Sabo's alive Adu... you spoiled it for adu
User avatar #479 to #478 - adu (02/24/2015) [-]
Which comment was it? I apologize, if I can find it I'll delete it.
User avatar #480 to #479 - tikitaco (02/24/2015) [-]
It was a long time ago on your profile.. I was going to friend you but you broke my heart
User avatar #481 to #480 - adu (02/24/2015) [-]
Sorry, I was discussing episodes with someone else, it was meant more as a private discussion. I'll put a sticky to warn others.
User avatar #476 to #475 - adu (02/24/2015) [-]
And I will forever be infinitely devastated.
User avatar #459 - include (01/31/2015) [-]
Episode 679 is up, did you watch it?
User avatar #460 to #459 - adu (01/31/2015) [-]
If that came out just today, then no, since I need to set aside some time to watch it with the girlfriend.
#474 to #460 - tarabostes (02/05/2015) [-]
>with the girlfriend   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
And 680 is up , sanji dies from so much NOT gettin' laid!
>with the girlfriend


























And 680 is up , sanji dies from so much NOT gettin' laid!
User avatar #461 to #460 - include (01/31/2015) [-]
It came out some time ago, I haven't seen it yet.
User avatar #462 to #461 - adu (01/31/2015) [-]
If it came out last sunday then I have seen it, yes.
User avatar #463 to #462 - include (01/31/2015) [-]
Don't tell me what happens
#455 - tarabostes (01/27/2015) [-]
"Look at me , i know how to make ramen, i'm such a good cook, much clasyness, much m'ladying..."
#456 to #455 - adu (01/31/2015) [-]
Bitches better believe I can make a lot more than ramen.
#457 to #456 - tarabostes (01/31/2015) [-]
You can heat a frozen-pizza in the microwave oven?
#458 to #457 - adu (01/31/2015) [-]
You don't microwave frozen pizza you little 			****		! You have to bake it!   
You can't even do THAT correctly! Without your mother cooking for you, you probably would have starved yourself to death with ineptitude!
You don't microwave frozen pizza you little **** ! You have to bake it!
You can't even do THAT correctly! Without your mother cooking for you, you probably would have starved yourself to death with ineptitude!
#464 to #458 - tarabostes (02/01/2015) [-]
Why would i need frozen pizza when i eat yo bitch's pusi ALL day 'kama-man!
#465 to #464 - adu (02/01/2015) [-]
Please, I have more bitches than you have green hairs, sword-chomper.
#466 to #465 - tarabostes (02/01/2015) [-]
WW-WHY II-IS VV-VIOLET PP-PASSED OO-OUT?
#467 to #466 - adu (02/01/2015) [-]
She's just fine, she was just exhausted from all the making out. But you wouldn't know what that feels like, all your tongue feels is swords.
#468 to #467 - tarabostes (02/01/2015) [-]
Swords that get bitches just by lookin' at 'em!




















I don't need to put your fancy "paralysis-sauce" in women's food to get laid!
#469 to #468 - adu (02/01/2015) [-]
Oh yes, look at the master swordsman, trying to see how many he can shove in his mouth at once. The double-entendres run deep, I imagine.   
   
 And my signature sauce is only a mild muscle relaxer to help the girls unwind! I will not have you insinuating that it is some kind of date rape drug!
Oh yes, look at the master swordsman, trying to see how many he can shove in his mouth at once. The double-entendres run deep, I imagine.

And my signature sauce is only a mild muscle relaxer to help the girls unwind! I will not have you insinuating that it is some kind of date rape drug!
#470 to #469 - tarabostes (02/01/2015) [-]
At least i don't swallow anything like you!






















and i think your "muscle-relaxers" shoul-*THUMP*
#451 - anonymous (01/24/2015) [-]
Ey there bby

I noticed you were one cool cat
User avatar #452 to #451 - adu (01/24/2015) [-]
Hey there. Don't get many anons on my profile.
User avatar #449 - feglol (01/24/2015) [-]
youtu.be/6EfhAFA2yFE

Yes. profile pic
#450 to #449 - adu (01/24/2015) [-]
Heh
Heh
#440 - lightingmike (01/18/2015) [-]
How many pictures of sanji do you have?
#441 to #440 - adu (01/19/2015) [-]
About 300
About 300
#471 to #441 - lightingmike (02/04/2015) [-]
I'm still catching up...

I have 237 pictures.
#472 to #471 - adu (02/04/2015) [-]
237 pictures of what?
User avatar #437 - include (01/18/2015) [-]
Just watched the latest episode.
User avatar #438 to #437 - adu (01/18/2015) [-]
Well don't spoil anything for me, I need to wait until Monday.
User avatar #439 to #438 - include (01/18/2015) [-]
No worries, I'll talk to you tomorrow about it.
User avatar #443 to #439 - adu (01/20/2015) [-]
Hey bro, I've watched the episode. Have you?
User avatar #444 to #443 - include (01/20/2015) [-]
Yes, I did.
What did you think about it?
I thought it was great. I knew Sabo was going to get the devil fruit.
But, I was surprised by the way he did it. By destroying the ring.
User avatar #445 to #444 - adu (01/20/2015) [-]
Yeah, and apparently Usopp is a god now, meanwhile Doflamingo is playing dead but we really know he isn't.
User avatar #446 to #445 - include (01/20/2015) [-]
Of course, I just can't wait until the next episode.
User avatar #447 to #446 - adu (01/20/2015) [-]
I just hope it doesn't take two weeks this time.
User avatar #448 to #447 - include (01/20/2015) [-]
yeah, I hate waiting.
User avatar #436 to #435 - adu (01/17/2015) [-]
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