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#129705 - dude dem be eastern europe hotties, i hope to one day go there… 04/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#129703 - tfw none of us will ever be with women like the ones in this d…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#129888 - anonymous (04/27/2014) [-]
Depends.

Sure they look and act great. But when time comes to settle down, they'd barely have half the brain to become the adult they should be.
User avatar #129841 - advicedude (04/27/2014) [-]
Or you could just show up and have a good time.
User avatar #129842 - adrilazzaro (04/27/2014) [-]
yeah let me just book a trip to fucking kazantip ukraine, no biggie
User avatar #129783 - rakuraimasuta (04/27/2014) [-]
Not with that attitude!
User avatar #129704 - awesomerninjathing (04/26/2014) [-]
maybe you won't, bitch nigga

most of them look like "basic hot girl"
User avatar #129706 - adrilazzaro (04/26/2014) [-]
look at this bullshit,
vimeo.com/51860800
man porn leaves some high bars for my expectations
User avatar #129707 - awesomerninjathing (04/26/2014) [-]
looks like a skinnier Sara Underwood
User avatar #129708 - adrilazzaro (04/26/2014) [-]
and god damn does it turn me on
User avatar #129705 - adrilazzaro (04/26/2014) [-]
dude dem be eastern europe hotties, i hope to one day go there. Fucking fat chicks dont let skinny chicks be skinny here in texas
#53 - its cool  [+] (3 new replies) 04/26/2014 on shiny 0
User avatar #54 - broswagonist (04/26/2014) [-]
Mur, noga i debil Take this
User avatar #56 - imnotkickthecat (04/26/2014) [-]
I want to read the comments for more info but I cant read communist.
User avatar #57 - broswagonist (04/26/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, but all I can find is in communist or Portuguese, and I can only understand Portuguese. No original as far as I know.
#43 - oh no no no please give me a source so i know its fake  [+] (6 new replies) 04/25/2014 on shiny 0
User avatar #51 - broswagonist (04/26/2014) [-]
Replied to the wrong comment.
User avatar #53 - adrilazzaro (04/26/2014) [-]
its cool
User avatar #54 - broswagonist (04/26/2014) [-]
Mur, noga i debil Take this
User avatar #56 - imnotkickthecat (04/26/2014) [-]
I want to read the comments for more info but I cant read communist.
User avatar #57 - broswagonist (04/26/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, but all I can find is in communist or Portuguese, and I can only understand Portuguese. No original as far as I know.
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#15 - Damn you I will never be a hero or someone of great worth, don… 04/24/2014 on title +1
#12 - that pictures pretty cool, did you make it yourself? 04/24/2014 on adrilazzaro's profile 0
#900859 - well it wouldn't happen if it wasn't for the fact girls DO att… 04/24/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#900850 - but Edgewalker I was playing Call of Duty once… 04/24/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#900848 - i saw it on twitter and could not believe i follow someone who…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #900849 - averagewhitekid (04/24/2014) [-]
Psssst
stop following them immediately and tell them that they are fags
User avatar #900850 - adrilazzaro (04/24/2014) [-]
but

Edgewalker
I was playing Call of Duty once and was killed by a player. A female voice proclaimed, "YOU SUCK, YOU JUST GOT KILLED BY A GIRL!"

I tried to explain to the poor lass that by assuming that being killed by a girl made me a bad player, it was actually an insult to herself.

Sadly, such nuance didn’t make it through to her.
Apr 23, 2014 | 1:36 PM REPLY

eabarth eabarth
Yeah, being discriminated against can make people act erratically sometimes. Her idea that a man being bested by a woman is something unusual is not her own original idea, obviously; it’s the prevailing attitude. That’s not her fault.

how does one keep an ideal so deep in their ass
#900842 - this makes me swell with rage  [+] (16 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #901222 - awesomedewd (04/24/2014) [-]
Ah... good thing to waste my time on... not
#900900 - youngneil (04/24/2014) [-]
#900888 - adunsaveme (04/24/2014) [-]
#900884 - yutdollacwwwthree (04/24/2014) [-]
are you sure this isn't tumblr?
#900882 - hirollin (04/24/2014) [-]
>This phenomenon is often referred to as Male Privilege. The term may sound a little bit like academic jargon

User avatar #900853 - volero (04/24/2014) [-]
My main problem is that some girls make it a God damn point to make sure you know that they're a girl. xxGurlG@m3rxx as their gamer tag isn't exactly being incognito.
User avatar #900852 - herecomesjohnny (04/24/2014) [-]
i do kinda agree with parts of it, it often happens that a girl just mentions she likes games for replies to go "stop attentionwhoring geez", or guys do dick jokes all the time but someone mentions their vagina and people go "no one cares stop whoring off"

wellp, at least that's what i remember from /v/ or how failwhaletoo got responded to on the board. And then that turned out to be a dude iirc, heh heh.
User avatar #901230 - awesomedewd (04/24/2014) [-]
shit was full of mistake... had to retype it...

The statement itself "I like videogames", when it comes totally out of context or wasn't asked, IS attenwhoring. Or do you see guys telling other people "I like videogames".

If I'm asked what I like to do, about my hobby or to put somewhere an info about it, surely I can add videogames. But other than that, why mention or even put emphasis on it?

Still, I don't get this whole bullshit. I know of people treating women differently in games, as I've played online for quite some time, but mostly it actually wasn't that case.

IMO this is biased bullshit.
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#900859 - adrilazzaro (04/24/2014) [-]
well it wouldn't happen if it wasn't for the fact girls DO attention whore by claiming they like games, im not saying there arent any female gamer because i know there are but to imply that the ratio of girl to guy gamers is 1:1 is ridiculous, in my lifetime of social interaction i've met 2 maybe 3 females who are into games but more than 5 others who always kept saying they were girl gamers because it got them attention from guys
User avatar #900851 - cycloneclone (04/24/2014) [-]
nope
not gonna read it
#900846 - Gonnafly (04/24/2014) [-]
I could feel it before clicking the link.

"Complete strangers generally do not send me unsolicited images of their genitalia or demand to see me naked on the basis of being a male gamer." Sounds like this loser is playing with some chumps.
#900844 - averagewhitekid (04/24/2014) [-]
>2014
>Still browsing Polygon
>Still taking anything they say or write seriously
User avatar #900848 - adrilazzaro (04/24/2014) [-]
i saw it on twitter and could not believe i follow someone who believes in such things
User avatar #900849 - averagewhitekid (04/24/2014) [-]
Psssst
stop following them immediately and tell them that they are fags
User avatar #900850 - adrilazzaro (04/24/2014) [-]
but

Edgewalker
I was playing Call of Duty once and was killed by a player. A female voice proclaimed, "YOU SUCK, YOU JUST GOT KILLED BY A GIRL!"

I tried to explain to the poor lass that by assuming that being killed by a girl made me a bad player, it was actually an insult to herself.

Sadly, such nuance didn’t make it through to her.
Apr 23, 2014 | 1:36 PM REPLY

eabarth eabarth
Yeah, being discriminated against can make people act erratically sometimes. Her idea that a man being bested by a woman is something unusual is not her own original idea, obviously; it’s the prevailing attitude. That’s not her fault.

how does one keep an ideal so deep in their ass
#11 - We do this in rugby training sometimes, its pretty fun 04/12/2014 on Training +7
#20 - Most girls I've been with get extremely happy when i tell them…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2014 on She's going to shave 0
User avatar #21 - popperz (04/08/2014) [-]
It's definitely modern.
Was at my friends house and her grandma asked us if it was true girls shaved down there for sex.
And my friend and i answered, "....yes, grandma."
And she explained to us how that (back in her day) wasn't a good thing because you were shaved when you gave birth.

User avatar #23 - rootytootyfrooty (04/08/2014) [-]
I'm pretty certain that if all women everywhere suddenly stopped shaving that men would still have sex with them.
User avatar #24 - popperz (04/08/2014) [-]
I believe that, too.
#17 - You're not always required to go down, use your hands if she n…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/08/2014 on She's going to shave +1
User avatar #18 - popperz (04/08/2014) [-]
Also, shaving down there is hard as fuck. Razor nicks are the freaking worst. So many angles. If a girl shaves for a guy, she likes him. Got waxed and a guy stood me up. Was more pissed of that I got waxed for nothing than him standing me up. And from my experiences, I have noticed that older men don't mind it as much as younger men do.


Telling the internet about my bush adventures-normal day
User avatar #20 - adrilazzaro (04/08/2014) [-]
Most girls I've been with get extremely happy when i tell them i don't mind them not shaving down there. Yet they still did sometimes, i guess it modern culture, I'm not american so maybe that explains a bit but im still in high school myself
User avatar #21 - popperz (04/08/2014) [-]
It's definitely modern.
Was at my friends house and her grandma asked us if it was true girls shaved down there for sex.
And my friend and i answered, "....yes, grandma."
And she explained to us how that (back in her day) wasn't a good thing because you were shaved when you gave birth.

User avatar #23 - rootytootyfrooty (04/08/2014) [-]
I'm pretty certain that if all women everywhere suddenly stopped shaving that men would still have sex with them.
User avatar #24 - popperz (04/08/2014) [-]
I believe that, too.
#15 - Why do all these pansies mind a little bush so much? the rest …  [+] (14 new replies) 04/08/2014 on She's going to shave +37
User avatar #32 - stealingbikes (04/08/2014) [-]
No one likes a large outcropping of crabgrass
#25 - firesky (04/08/2014) [-]
As long as I don't need a machete to get through them I don't mind them.
User avatar #56 - iamthepapercut (04/08/2014) [-]
Not the adventurous type I see
#112 - firesky (04/09/2014) [-]
Nope, I don't want to scream Jumanji while down there.
User avatar #16 - devilhair (04/08/2014) [-]
I don't know about you, but I don't fancy a mouthful of someone's pubes.
#22 - anonymous (04/08/2014) [-]
Well why should women give bl*wj*bs to men with a bush?
#26 - firesky (04/08/2014) [-]
Because their's no bush on the dick?
User avatar #19 - jackmanagan (04/08/2014) [-]
hey i never find the time to floss, so to me its 2 birds 1 stone
User avatar #17 - adrilazzaro (04/08/2014) [-]
You're not always required to go down, use your hands if she needs foreplay so bad. I understand where you're coming from but i just feel like everyone here believes women should be constantly shaved, as a guy who had to shave for one of my exs i can say it must be annoying as hell to keep it bald down there at all times and i only did it for a few months
User avatar #18 - popperz (04/08/2014) [-]
Also, shaving down there is hard as fuck. Razor nicks are the freaking worst. So many angles. If a girl shaves for a guy, she likes him. Got waxed and a guy stood me up. Was more pissed of that I got waxed for nothing than him standing me up. And from my experiences, I have noticed that older men don't mind it as much as younger men do.


Telling the internet about my bush adventures-normal day
User avatar #20 - adrilazzaro (04/08/2014) [-]
Most girls I've been with get extremely happy when i tell them i don't mind them not shaving down there. Yet they still did sometimes, i guess it modern culture, I'm not american so maybe that explains a bit but im still in high school myself
User avatar #21 - popperz (04/08/2014) [-]
It's definitely modern.
Was at my friends house and her grandma asked us if it was true girls shaved down there for sex.
And my friend and i answered, "....yes, grandma."
And she explained to us how that (back in her day) wasn't a good thing because you were shaved when you gave birth.

User avatar #23 - rootytootyfrooty (04/08/2014) [-]
I'm pretty certain that if all women everywhere suddenly stopped shaving that men would still have sex with them.
User avatar #24 - popperz (04/08/2014) [-]
I believe that, too.
#66 - I wish it snowed here, living in houston :/ i also …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2014 on just sit back and relax for... 0
#117 - thesirofponies (04/08/2014) [-]
Glorious New England master race.

Real talk though it snows like a bitch up here
#42 - this is actually not a bad comment, i guess the monkeys typing… 04/08/2014 on Bus Logic +18
#32 - new gen consoloes actually play at 720p for the most part, js  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2014 on Steam 0
User avatar #40 - zhadowklaw (04/08/2014) [-]
No, the PS4 plays at 1080p for the most part
#3 - ...would this actually work? im asking for my self friend  [+] (5 new replies) 04/07/2014 on /fit/ saves lives 0
User avatar #50 - healthexplain (04/07/2014) [-]
Do NOT try this. If you / friend / gf / whoever is thinking about not wanting a pregnancy, go for the Plan B pill or an Aborticide. Talk to your doctor about the difference and what would be better. A spontaneous miscarriage is not fun and can lead to serious complications that can be life long. Please be careful and don't do anything stupid.
#11 - budva (04/07/2014) [-]
google it
User avatar #10 - quackyquack (04/07/2014) [-]
EtOH should do the trick. lots of heavy drinking. mix/chase it with OJ if it makes you feel better.
#5 - Boggy (04/07/2014) [-]
Could always try.... Bananabortion
#4 - Boggy (04/07/2014) [-]
#32 - Actually that sounds like a reasonable explanation to my simil…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2014 on OC 0
User avatar #69 - nightmareschild (04/07/2014) [-]
Some funnyjunkers had a conversation about this earlier: funnyjunk.com/Daylight+Savings/funny-pictures/5048822/22#22
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#2 - to be fair emma watson was very accurate in the description fo…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Novel Harry Potter vs movie... +18
#3 - anonymous (04/07/2014) [-]
To be fair, Emma Watson is an average girl, not a babe.
The only reason anyone says differently, is because you've been wanking to her since you were both 12, and you're not going to reconsider now.
User avatar #9 - deathsn (04/07/2014) [-]
You tell them Anon! I have always thought she's overrated.
#7 - pappysmurf (04/07/2014) [-]
#19 - rood  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on seems like a reasonable price! 0
#22 - hkkkkkk (04/06/2014) [-]
sorry man, it's funnyjunk's time of the month again
#13 - jokexplain pls  [+] (4 new replies) 04/06/2014 on seems like a reasonable price! 0
User avatar #24 - magicexplain (04/07/2014) [-]
magic.
User avatar #17 - hueyfreeman (04/06/2014) [-]
mice you dumbshit
User avatar #19 - adrilazzaro (04/06/2014) [-]
rood
#22 - hkkkkkk (04/06/2014) [-]
sorry man, it's funnyjunk's time of the month again
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#11 - anonymous (04/24/2014) [-]
You will die alone and unmissed having lived an insignificant life having made the world no better and every so slightly inconvenienced. Your legacy will be the sigh of satisfaction that is left in the world when you finally cease your tiny anchoring of it against progress. Life to you is a great squandering of massive potential, and death will be such a slight change that not even you will miss your small moment of consciousness in the scheme of eternity.
User avatar #12 to #11 - adrilazzaro ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
that pictures pretty cool, did you make it yourself?
User avatar #10 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #6 - asdasdzxczxc (04/29/2013) [-]
Sos de argentina?
User avatar #7 to #6 - adrilazzaro ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
si, vos?
User avatar #8 to #7 - asdasdzxczxc (04/29/2013) [-]
si de buenos aires capital
#1 - thepsycho ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Que parte de Argentina, hijo?
User avatar #2 to #1 - adrilazzaro ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
jaja, neuquen,pero vivi en buenos aires por 5 años, despues mi vieja le trasladaron a houston, y aca estoy.
User avatar #3 to #2 - thepsycho ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Hah, yo en buenos aires toda mi vida.
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