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#363 - Well there is one things, i imagine i should know since i've g…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2014 on Loud, Crazy, and Packing... 0
User avatar #364 - fiveseventwo (06/19/2014) [-]
not like that, there are some parking garages if you long board, that is as close to rollercoasters, honestly I stick to the park, go around 10 or 11 when things get quiet and it cools down, it will give you some quiet time with your girlfriend, just sit out on the swings and talk like you used to, chicks dig that stuff. Or you could go to the little shopping centers and antique stores, if you are going to kemah either go to rock the dock concert, if not might as well just go to pleasure pier, longer drive but more rides, look at mall parking lots, wait for the rodeo, try the woodlands mall and ride the boat on the water way.
#360 - Been living here for 5 years and i havent gone to one of these…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2014 on Loud, Crazy, and Packing... 0
User avatar #362 - fiveseventwo (06/19/2014) [-]
No problem, I'll leave you with one for the books, Brews Brothers in Galveston on the strand, get the Godsend, like nothing you've ever had before. I'm just a foodie, so I have a ton of these, shoot me a message if youre looking for something in particular.
User avatar #363 - adrilazzaro (06/19/2014) [-]
Well there is one things, i imagine i should know since i've googled all mover the place but as far as i know the closest thing to an amusement park or fair sort of thing is the kemah boardwalk, which is awesome but It's a good hour(or more) drive from here. Is there any other sort of place like that in Houston? doesn't have to have a roller coaster but something fun. I've been meaning to go on a nice fun date with my girlfriend but going to the cinema and mall is just getting boring for me
User avatar #364 - fiveseventwo (06/19/2014) [-]
not like that, there are some parking garages if you long board, that is as close to rollercoasters, honestly I stick to the park, go around 10 or 11 when things get quiet and it cools down, it will give you some quiet time with your girlfriend, just sit out on the swings and talk like you used to, chicks dig that stuff. Or you could go to the little shopping centers and antique stores, if you are going to kemah either go to rock the dock concert, if not might as well just go to pleasure pier, longer drive but more rides, look at mall parking lots, wait for the rodeo, try the woodlands mall and ride the boat on the water way.
#359 - We're so fat out houses are spread out, our urbanization is si…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2014 on Loud, Crazy, and Packing... 0
#361 - thereasonableperso (06/19/2014) [-]
True.
#36 - That is exactly what it's like, plus blacks Mexicans and for… 06/19/2014 on Loud, Crazy, and Packing... +1
#34 - Houston is a melting pot of tons of different people from diff…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/19/2014 on Loud, Crazy, and Packing... +3
User avatar #106 - fiveseventwo (06/19/2014) [-]
Check out Austin, San Antonio, Dallas, they are vastly different cities, now, thanks to the med center, Houston draws a higher amount of over-seas traffic, but once you take a look, with the exceptions of your "retirement counties" Texas in and of itself is diverse, that is why you can look at Houston and see Texans aren't as close minded as people think we are. Also I give Houston about 12 years before it overflows and tries to take over the rest of Texas, seriously, Houston, you're big enough, calm down for a bit.
#116 - thereasonableperso (06/19/2014) [-]
That is so true. We're gonna be the new New York eventually.
User avatar #359 - adrilazzaro (06/19/2014) [-]
We're so fat out houses are spread out, our urbanization is simply not dense enough to be a big metropolitan city like New York
#361 - thereasonableperso (06/19/2014) [-]
True.
User avatar #299 - gamagoriira (06/19/2014) [-]
Nah, Dallas-Fort Worth will eventually merge into Fort Dallas and control the nati- I mean control the state.
#21 - Not really "Ah I hear your claims Mr Hawkins, but im a af…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on (untitled) -1
User avatar #26 - mcassio (06/19/2014) [-]
Dude, I'm not going to argue if you aren't going to listen.
#16 - That's such a ridiculous argument, It's like saying "Well…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/18/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #20 - mcassio (06/18/2014) [-]
Im not saying its a good argument . However, it is, in a way, a valid argument.
User avatar #35 - jagenblitz (06/19/2014) [-]
Valid in that it follows the most basic logical formula? Perhaps. Valid in that it's in any way an actual logical argument that you should ever make? No.
User avatar #36 - mcassio (06/19/2014) [-]
Thats what im saying.
User avatar #37 - jagenblitz (06/19/2014) [-]
Cool.
User avatar #21 - adrilazzaro (06/18/2014) [-]
Not really "Ah I hear your claims Mr Hawkins, but im a afraid this three thousand year old slab about unicorn overlord deities clearly states they DID exist.
User avatar #26 - mcassio (06/19/2014) [-]
Dude, I'm not going to argue if you aren't going to listen.
#213 - Try living in Houston bud 06/18/2014 on only in china couple editon +1
#133 - aw man THAT'S why it was cehaper than the 2012 version 06/18/2014 on Small Sim City town 0
#8 - A lot of these are fairly common outside of 1st world countrie…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on only in china couple editon +19
#16 - quiescat (06/18/2014) [-]
your first 3 are pretty common if you look for them in the states at least its just not norm

the pigs an cows deal is far more to do with the USDA then any thing else,you can still find local butchers, but given that its more of a specialty item at that point your going to pay more: wally world is just cheaper so no one wastes the money

the suggestion driveing laws is i think pretty accurate gotta take into account that people have only been driving over there for what 2 generations tops and some of them are coming off farms where they still plow fields with oxen, i would imagine its better enforced in some areas but i dont think china has the police force on the ground or the jail space to effectively enforce rules for a road that just got built yesterday, bureaucracies have their moments but adaptation to change is not one of them
#5 - It's been posted around so many times it's lost quality, liter… 06/18/2014 on Legend +5
#63 - Same here, 8-core FX 150 (3.9ghz) 8gb or ram and r9 290 and it…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Small Sim City town 0
User avatar #108 - GmCity (06/18/2014) [-]
The devs went bust developing the game, and another company took it over and just re-released it as the 2012 version (literally no changes), the only problem with it is a memory leak, it'll work on a low end PC just have infinite RAM, and you're set
User avatar #133 - adrilazzaro (06/18/2014) [-]
aw man THAT'S why it was cehaper than the 2012 version
#43 - It looks like its amazing but runs quite crapply even with a h…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Small Sim City town 0
#51 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/18/2014) [-]
I agree completely. The devs haven't designed it to be multi-threaded so even my 8-core FX 8350 runs it slow. : \
User avatar #63 - adrilazzaro (06/18/2014) [-]
Same here, 8-core FX 150 (3.9ghz) 8gb or ram and r9 290 and it still runs on 20 fps.
plus the controls are really clunky
User avatar #108 - GmCity (06/18/2014) [-]
The devs went bust developing the game, and another company took it over and just re-released it as the 2012 version (literally no changes), the only problem with it is a memory leak, it'll work on a low end PC just have infinite RAM, and you're set
User avatar #133 - adrilazzaro (06/18/2014) [-]
aw man THAT'S why it was cehaper than the 2012 version
#492 - Feminism used to be about giving equality to women since they … 06/17/2014 on There we go 0
#488 - Feminism used to be about giving equality to women since they … 06/17/2014 on There we go 0
#455 - Yep it's bait 06/17/2014 on There we go -1
#313 - That's really weird because i've heard plenty of girl complain… 06/17/2014 on There we go -1
#304 - What's your ******* point, this goes both ways e…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/17/2014 on There we go +2
User avatar #306 - fables (06/17/2014) [-]
and another male trying to defend his delicate little ego
of course it goes both ways
but I rarely see girls crying about the friendzone
it's pretty much just guys. all over the internet.
User avatar #413 - whereisaname (06/17/2014) [-]
Wow,at this point,you're just baiting. "Delicate little ego".
User avatar #426 - fables (06/17/2014) [-]
no I'm pretty fucking serious. the dumber a guy is, the more fragile his ego.
that's why guys are all macho and competitive over their dick size
if one girl says it's small, his world crumbles.
User avatar #452 - whereisaname (06/17/2014) [-]
He said that what you said goes both ways,he said nothing about his dick.
User avatar #457 - fables (06/17/2014) [-]
I'm giving an example there, no shit he didn't.

and as I said, the dumber the guy, the more he feels the need to defend his ego.

the penis thing is just a big example. so once again you are too stupid to talk to.
#464 - whereisaname (06/17/2014) [-]
You said he was defending his "Delicate ego",because he made a valid point,then you went on to talk about dick sizes,so,i'm pretty sure you're the one that's too stupid to talk to.
User avatar #472 - fables (06/17/2014) [-]
you know this whole thing has been taking completely off topic

he said what guy doesn't want a beautiful woman
I said, everyone wants things. doesn't mean they're going to get them.
guys tend to go for the hottest girl they see, look at high school kids.
they get all caught up on those girls, and wonder why nobody will date them.

and sure it can happen with girls, but they're not as visual as guys.
so they don't do it as often.

and AGAIN the dick size thing was an example of how defensive guys get over any little tiny "insult" which hurts their pride/ego.
you don't see girls measuring the depth of their vag or fighting over tit sizes.
#479 - whereisaname (06/17/2014) [-]
Well,here's what you really said...
"and another male trying to defend his delicate little ego
of course it goes both ways
but I rarely see girls crying about the friendzone
it's pretty much just guys. all over the internet."
User avatar #447 - whereisaname (06/17/2014) [-]
What in the fuck does that have to do with what he said?
User avatar #450 - fables (06/17/2014) [-]
you are too fucking stupid to talk to
seriously
User avatar #455 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
Yep it's bait
User avatar #313 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
That's really weird because i've heard plenty of girl complain about the friendzone. Granted not as much on the internet but then again most girls seem to whine about their problems on tumblr.
Oh look i'm debating your stupid argument, it certainly means i'm protecting my ego.
Women have the exact same rights, better even when it comes to legal cases. IF you wan't to see a place that actually needs feminism go to the middle east, third world countries, the women there need it. Here in the 1st world there are stupid whiners on both sides. That's never going to change.
#300 - Picture 06/17/2014 on There we go +2
#188 - somebody understands 06/17/2014 on police brutality 0
#191 - i live in memorial but visit north Houston frequently (school … 06/17/2014 on traffic guide for assholes 0
#112 - Really? I live in Houston and in my opinion traffic good and d…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/17/2014 on traffic guide for assholes 0
User avatar #116 - commontroll (06/17/2014) [-]
But yeah, for the country it's allegedly the worst in those aspects, but every time I hear people talking about LA drivers and traffic, it sounds so much worse than here. What part of Houston are you in?
User avatar #191 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
i live in memorial but visit north Houston frequently (school and stuff)
User avatar #115 - commontroll (06/17/2014) [-]
God damn I find it weird how many small chicks drive big ass trucks and think they're tough because of it. I don't care if you're driving more metal than me, you step out and you're powerless dumb hoe.
#64 - It's actually extremely cold right now for us, Argentina is l… 06/17/2014 on traffic guide for assholes +1
#62 - oh my god did you just apologize for me assuming you were amer…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2014 on traffic guide for assholes 0
#63 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
Oh my god you broke the small letters convo. Most of us don't like in igloos and only half of canada is a bunch of pot heads, not all stereotypes are true

Jesus fuck it must get hot in the summer for you in Argentina.

Anyway, I am off to go watch a movie so have a good night my good sir
User avatar #64 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
It's actually extremely cold right now for us, Argentina is like reverse Canada in terms of closeness to the pole. Have fun
#59 - I shall take note of that, good sir.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/17/2014 on traffic guide for assholes 0
User avatar #61 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
I'm sorry if me correcting you made you feel bad. Are you from england? Just asking because when I googled yanks it said it's a british term
User avatar #62 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
oh my god did you just apologize for me assuming you were american. The stereotypes of Canada must be true.
Regardless I'm not British myself but i did learn English with British people so that might be it, I'm from Argentina actually.
#63 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
Oh my god you broke the small letters convo. Most of us don't like in igloos and only half of canada is a bunch of pot heads, not all stereotypes are true

Jesus fuck it must get hot in the summer for you in Argentina.

Anyway, I am off to go watch a movie so have a good night my good sir
User avatar #64 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
It's actually extremely cold right now for us, Argentina is like reverse Canada in terms of closeness to the pole. Have fun
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User avatar #13 - mrturferpop ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
You must be a manlet who can't accept that he's short.
User avatar #14 to #13 - adrilazzaro ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
what?
#11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/24/2014) [-]
You will die alone and unmissed having lived an insignificant life having made the world no better and every so slightly inconvenienced. Your legacy will be the sigh of satisfaction that is left in the world when you finally cease your tiny anchoring of it against progress. Life to you is a great squandering of massive potential, and death will be such a slight change that not even you will miss your small moment of consciousness in the scheme of eternity.
User avatar #12 to #11 - adrilazzaro ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
that pictures pretty cool, did you make it yourself?
User avatar #10 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #6 - asdasdzxczxc (04/29/2013) [-]
Sos de argentina?
User avatar #7 to #6 - adrilazzaro ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
si, vos?
User avatar #8 to #7 - asdasdzxczxc (04/29/2013) [-]
si de buenos aires capital
#1 - thepsycho ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Que parte de Argentina, hijo?
User avatar #2 to #1 - adrilazzaro ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
jaja, neuquen,pero vivi en buenos aires por 5 aƱos, despues mi vieja le trasladaron a houston, y aca estoy.
User avatar #3 to #2 - thepsycho ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Hah, yo en buenos aires toda mi vida.
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