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Date Signed Up:1/05/2012
Last Login:12/21/2014
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#156 - related 07/24/2014 on (untitled) 0
#6 - this was made during the first time the SOPA act popped up, or… 07/19/2014 on title not required +2
#75 - eh i'd say scotland would be happy to not get knocked out in g… 07/19/2014 on Baby Steps, America 0
#98 - No i said that insult because you were being a racist piece of… 07/17/2014 on Tension in my house 0
#62 - Man you must be retarded because after ww2 immigration from Ge…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Tension in my house -1
User avatar #93 - huszti (07/17/2014) [-]
yes i must be retarded because there's not a single fucking argentinian living in germany right? idiot
User avatar #98 - adrilazzaro (07/17/2014) [-]
No i said that insult because you were being a racist piece of shit and degrading Argentinians, you're an ass. Have a shitty day
#45 - Comment deleted 07/16/2014 on White, Black, Yellow +1
#137 - i really dont get this though, argentinian myself and my whole…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2014 on World cup winner 0
User avatar #175 - matheomaidana (07/14/2014) [-]
The joke it's exactly this. The joke is that you call Argentinians black and then Argentinians appear trying to correct you, even then you still consider them black.

I'm not that good at explaining stuff.
#138 - kristovsky (07/14/2014) [-]
I don't know the ins and outs of it, I have really just accepted that it's a thing the internet does.
#79 - ....this is not that bad? 07/11/2014 on Some Random Interesting... +1
#10 - argentina mentioned outside of football, swell with debt and c… 07/11/2014 on At least it's just a poodle +1
#11 - How did this facebook ******** get thumbed up? 07/11/2014 on The Beckham Gene -2
#144 - you clearly dont know anything about football, usa is decent, …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on I think we owe this man an... 0
User avatar #149 - sanguinemybrother (07/12/2014) [-]
I'm not saying they're better than Argentina.

Argentina would be able to beat a lot more teams than USA if yyou're looking at it like that.

What I'm saying is that USA's style of play would work well against the Argentinian team and they would have a very good chance of beating them.
#74 - you know that's not true  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2014 on I think we owe this man an... +1
User avatar #143 - sanguinemybrother (07/10/2014) [-]
Argentina like to play slow passes around and hold the ball without really doing much.

USA's style of play was to close down and attack constantly, they would've overwhelmed Argentina Easily.
User avatar #144 - adrilazzaro (07/11/2014) [-]
you clearly dont know anything about football, usa is decent, a great step up from what they used to be, but they would never beat argentina, even if messi was injured.
User avatar #149 - sanguinemybrother (07/12/2014) [-]
I'm not saying they're better than Argentina.

Argentina would be able to beat a lot more teams than USA if yyou're looking at it like that.

What I'm saying is that USA's style of play would work well against the Argentinian team and they would have a very good chance of beating them.
#3543 - "It's not the seconds that count, it's the moments" … 07/10/2014 on Free Steam Card 0
#135 - again, its not the recipe, its the execution. Just because peo… 07/10/2014 on (untitled) -1
#4 - As an argie, I want us to beat netherlands, but am too afraid … 07/09/2014 on Murder at the world cup 0
#999166 - in retrospect it does, im too lazy myself to set up a stream i… 07/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#998787 - Picture 07/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#998784 - idek who this is, but i thought it'd be nice to watch their st…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #998798 - adunsaveme (07/09/2014) [-]
lol yeah this doesn't seem like your stream or anything at all
User avatar #999166 - adrilazzaro (07/09/2014) [-]
in retrospect it does, im too lazy myself to set up a stream if that counts as evidence
#32 - shut the **** up, the only place where women have…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on Effect of feminism 118 0
#33 - pettdavids (07/08/2014) [-]
They do not have it better than men by definition. If you look at high position jobs, e.g. CEO's or bankers, there's only or mainly men.
Also, why would you bring in 3rd world countries and sharia law? The fact that someone else has it worse somewhere else doesn't mean you can't try to solve problems in your own life
#2 - flat is justice 07/08/2014 on Sweet girls 0
#142573 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #142575 - aesis (07/06/2014) [-]
You screwed up. My advice is to fix it now and get over it, too bad if she leaves, it's your own fault, if she stays well then you need to treat her like a god damn princess and realise how lucky you are.
#142574 - anonymous (07/06/2014) [-]
you already have ruined it.
#142569 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 07/06/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#142572 - anonymous (07/06/2014) [-]
no, go apologize to her, NOW.

if shes not available at this moment, tell her you need to talk as soon as possible.
User avatar #142571 - aesis (07/06/2014) [-]
That's a very selfish answer, dude. Regardless of how long you've been dating, you fucked up. You could easily try forget it, act like it never happened and be a deceiving cunt, excuse the language but that's really how you'd seem. I could maybe understand if this girl had been treating you poorly or something, but from you said in your reply to the guy below, it was just you being dumb.

It's cool you can acknowledge you were dumb, but you should tell her. She may respect your honesty and want to stay with you as long as you follow some of her terms for a while, or she may hate you and want to leave. Either way, both responses are justified. You could keep it to yourself but then you'd be a dick and what's to say at some point you might think "Hey, I got away with before, I can do it again"?
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User avatar #142575 - aesis (07/06/2014) [-]
You screwed up. My advice is to fix it now and get over it, too bad if she leaves, it's your own fault, if she stays well then you need to treat her like a god damn princess and realise how lucky you are.
#142574 - anonymous (07/06/2014) [-]
you already have ruined it.
#142567 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#142604 - anonymous (07/07/2014) [-]
Reading all your answers so far.

Fucking pathetic man, don't try and make excuses "really hot btw". Confess, tell her you made a mistake. Let her decide if she wants to forgive you or not. Lying will eat at you, then it will come out, and you really will be fucked.
#142562 - Comment deleted  [+] (16 new replies) 07/06/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#142675 - dehumanizer (07/07/2014) [-]
check your normalfag privilidge
User avatar #142639 - marinepenguin (07/07/2014) [-]
Tell your girlfriend what happened or the guilt will eat you up from the inside out.
User avatar #142619 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/07/2014) [-]
There are 3 choices. 1. The honest way out. 2. The cowards way out. 3. The deceitful way out.

1. You tell her what you did. She will probably not forgive you and the relationship will end.

2. You end the relationship and not tell her. It seems to me like this isn't working out for you and you are so willing to call it quits. For her sake you might be better off leaving her. The cowardly part is now telling her though, or explaining why you want to leave.

3. Stay in the relationship and never tell her.
User avatar #142618 - thatnigger (07/07/2014) [-]
I think relationships should be built on trust, as soon as you cross that line, it'll only go down hill.
User avatar #142601 - fistfireace (07/07/2014) [-]
Did you cheat on her with a maid? Just kidding, it was a reference to some other fellow who came to advice about it.

All in seriousness though: like others have said, you need to tell your girlfriend what you did. I mean, think about it; what if she cheated on you and never told you about it and you found out? How would that make you feel? Pretty fucking awful, that's what. You can somewhat prevent that from her feeling that pain that her significant other wasn't being honest. She might (most likely) be pissed, yeah, but she has every right to be.

If I was her, or any girl, I would want to be told something as big as that. And hey, you'd be honest, which can earn you a small possibility of having a second chance. Not saying it will, but it's better than her finding out herself and never give you another chance again.
#142568 - anonymous (07/06/2014) [-]
you tell your girlfriend what you did. you did a shithead thing and you need to admit to it.

you get on your knees and you grovel to her for forgiveness, don't be shocked if she doesn't forgive you. do that NOW.

I don't think you should give anyone the D anymore.
User avatar #142566 - aesis (07/06/2014) [-]
Tell her. Honestly man, you're just going to feel shit about the whole thing if you don't put it out there and be honest with her. If she hates you, well too bad, it's your own fault for cheating in the first place, if she decides to stay then be grateful and treat her better this time around. It's better she finds out from you now than something coming up in a few months time or the whole thing just being on your mind constantly.
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#142572 - anonymous (07/06/2014) [-]
no, go apologize to her, NOW.

if shes not available at this moment, tell her you need to talk as soon as possible.
User avatar #142571 - aesis (07/06/2014) [-]
That's a very selfish answer, dude. Regardless of how long you've been dating, you fucked up. You could easily try forget it, act like it never happened and be a deceiving cunt, excuse the language but that's really how you'd seem. I could maybe understand if this girl had been treating you poorly or something, but from you said in your reply to the guy below, it was just you being dumb.

It's cool you can acknowledge you were dumb, but you should tell her. She may respect your honesty and want to stay with you as long as you follow some of her terms for a while, or she may hate you and want to leave. Either way, both responses are justified. You could keep it to yourself but then you'd be a dick and what's to say at some point you might think "Hey, I got away with before, I can do it again"?
#142573 - adrilazzaro has deleted their comment.
User avatar #142575 - aesis (07/06/2014) [-]
You screwed up. My advice is to fix it now and get over it, too bad if she leaves, it's your own fault, if she stays well then you need to treat her like a god damn princess and realise how lucky you are.
#142574 - anonymous (07/06/2014) [-]
you already have ruined it.
User avatar #142564 - niggastolemyname (07/06/2014) [-]
What's the context of how you cheated?
#142567 - adrilazzaro has deleted their comment.
#142604 - anonymous (07/07/2014) [-]
Reading all your answers so far.

Fucking pathetic man, don't try and make excuses "really hot btw". Confess, tell her you made a mistake. Let her decide if she wants to forgive you or not. Lying will eat at you, then it will come out, and you really will be fucked.
#44 - Eh i wouldnt be so sure about that 07/05/2014 on 'MURICA +5
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#11 - anonymous (04/24/2014) [-]
You will die alone and unmissed having lived an insignificant life having made the world no better and every so slightly inconvenienced. Your legacy will be the sigh of satisfaction that is left in the world when you finally cease your tiny anchoring of it against progress. Life to you is a great squandering of massive potential, and death will be such a slight change that not even you will miss your small moment of consciousness in the scheme of eternity.
User avatar #12 to #11 - adrilazzaro (04/24/2014) [-]
that pictures pretty cool, did you make it yourself?
User avatar #10 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #6 - asdasdzxczxc (04/29/2013) [-]
Sos de argentina?
User avatar #7 to #6 - adrilazzaro (04/29/2013) [-]
si, vos?
User avatar #8 to #7 - asdasdzxczxc (04/29/2013) [-]
si de buenos aires capital
#1 - thepsycho (01/30/2012) [-]
Que parte de Argentina, hijo?
User avatar #2 to #1 - adrilazzaro (01/30/2012) [-]
jaja, neuquen,pero vivi en buenos aires por 5 aƱos, despues mi vieja le trasladaron a houston, y aca estoy.
User avatar #3 to #2 - thepsycho (01/30/2012) [-]
Hah, yo en buenos aires toda mi vida.
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