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adrilazzaro

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Date Signed Up:1/05/2012
Location:Argentina
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#249 - i've been living here for the past 6 years thank you, its stil…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2015 on Britcucks stay mad -1
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#252 - atusek (10/04/2015) [-]
Yeah I can see how it seems that way, but for it to be indoctrination into nationalism it would have to have an intent in which "America so great and all others are worthless ducks" the first part is covered, but for patriotism to become nationalism it would have to be against all other nations and states. Its still not sung though, and every school I've ever been to, it's never been mandatory, all that they require is that you at least stand
#102 - well imo jerking is just a faster way to finish, even without …  [+] (9 new replies) 10/04/2015 on Would you push it? Sex edition -1
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#168 - acemrhawk (10/04/2015) [-]
Stop jacking it with a death grip
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#212 - adrilazzaro (10/05/2015) [-]
You may actually be on to something, how do i stop now though? My whole life i've perfect my grip to reach maximum pleasure on my dick, but now if its actually easier to just jack it how can i possibly loosen my grip without going back to old habits?
I wrote that because i just had a wank and miserably failed at using a soft grip[
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#214 - acemrhawk (10/06/2015) [-]
Idk man . I think it's the solution, but I don't know how you could do it . Maybe you should start with just doing it less.
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#129 - cuntism (10/04/2015) [-]
Either there is something wrong with the size of your dick or the caverns you call vaginas. A pussy should be tight enough to get you off
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#211 - adrilazzaro (10/05/2015) [-]
im at a fairly comfortable near 7 inches, not a pencil dick either, and i've had my share of loose, average and tight pussy. blowjobs also don't finish the job (they feel great, just rarely get me to climax) the seldom times i do get to climax is when i've been stocking up the swimmers or when i'm on drugs
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#191 - nyawgga (10/04/2015) [-]
I have this

I remember the first time I came from sex (it was about two months ago with my ex gf) we were living with this problem, but one day I discovered a position that felt REALLY good on my dick, and its been pretty reliable. But, I broke up with her because she is a disrespectful mind twisting cunt who had no idea how good she had it with me
#208 - newzalaman (10/05/2015) [-]
Same. Except my incident was a few years ago. Having a long sex drive is generally a good thing. But it gets really annoying if you can't come for days.
#140 - anon (10/04/2015) [-]
You seem to be under he impression that all dicks are the same, which they're not. For me it's harder to maintain a boner during sex than it is to not finish during sex. If I masturbate then have sex within 24 hours it will be really difficult to finish regardless of the vagina.

Git gud m8.
#242 - thats such ********, when i came to america and every morning …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/04/2015 on Britcucks stay mad -1
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#247 - atusek (10/04/2015) [-]
Did you even go to America? Daily the pledge of allegiance is recited in elementary and high schools, the national anthem is sung before major events. Even then, reciting the pledge is simply literally just saying "I pledge allegiance to the country I'm in and it's doctrine of freedom"

How is pledging to a country the same as being indoctrinated into a radical religion?
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#249 - adrilazzaro (10/04/2015) [-]
i've been living here for the past 6 years thank you, its still indoctrination, not the religious kind but it's still fucking weird. It's always seemed like something out of big brother to me, especially the fact that you kinda have to do it. So no its not indoctrination into a religion but its indoctrination into nationalism
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#252 - atusek (10/04/2015) [-]
Yeah I can see how it seems that way, but for it to be indoctrination into nationalism it would have to have an intent in which "America so great and all others are worthless ducks" the first part is covered, but for patriotism to become nationalism it would have to be against all other nations and states. Its still not sung though, and every school I've ever been to, it's never been mandatory, all that they require is that you at least stand
#6 - yeah 09/29/2015 on The worst type of drug -1
#33 - man i could've of sworn we were just talking about a substance…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/26/2015 on Pot -1
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#37 - Tyranitar (09/26/2015) [-]
Go back to Call of Duty, bro. I'm sure your edgy 12 year old anarchist friends miss you.
#36 - lolollo (09/26/2015) [-]
The whole point of the government is to produce legislation which tells you what to do. It's supposed to be the shit they yell you not to do that you should argue against. Do you know how it's wildly illegal to drink and drive? That's not due to everyone's good nature that it shouldn't happen.
#39 - anon (09/26/2015) [-]
no, the point of the govt is to arrest criminals, keep the roads and military in good order
and negotiate with dirty foreigners, not order people around unjustly and for no real purpose.
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#40 - lolollo (09/26/2015) [-]
How do you differentiate between criminals and the innocent?

It's not...its not the LAW, is it?
#11 - im not so self conscious about seeming manly that i keep mysel…  [+] (13 new replies) 09/26/2015 on Nobody is Hiring +90
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#18 - zionsype (09/26/2015) [-]
I think his point is how the fuck can that position be comfortable?
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#31 - callmenotime (09/26/2015) [-]
The position he is in seems kinda uncomfortable.

But having the middle of your leg or your ankle resting on the top of the opposite leg is very comfortable, at least for me.
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#30 - killerliquid (09/26/2015) [-]
Pretty easy as long as you keep them out of the crushing zone
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#24 - hydraetis (09/26/2015) [-]
the same way you can sit on a bicycle seat without your nuts exploding
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#25 - zionsype (09/26/2015) [-]
These are 2 entirely different positions you're talking about
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#26 - hydraetis (09/26/2015) [-]
not really. Your nuts sit in a way that they don't get mashed on a bicycle seat, your nuts can sit in a way they don't get crushed when you cross your legs.
#45 - scruffyguy (09/27/2015) [-]
do you work out your legs? I dont possess the pencil thin thighs required to cross my legs.
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#106 - hydraetis (10/03/2015) [-]
Okay there buddy
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#27 - zionsype (09/26/2015) [-]
But they do when I try cross my legs
Maybe I just...
' www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W-fIn2QZgg
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#36 - seventhmark (09/27/2015) [-]
Look down at your nuts.
See where the bottom part of your scrotum connects. Observe that it is indeed above the legs.
i.e., your nuts should sit comfortable in the wedge made by your thighs when crossing them.
#38 - scruffyguy (09/27/2015) [-]
doesnt change the fact that it is literally uncomfortable, at least for me. I mean, I spread my legs all the time, gotta let the nuts aerate.
#19 - scruffyguy (09/26/2015) [-]
quit mansplaining, pig!
#20 - zionsype (09/26/2015) [-]
no fak u
#31 - you love it when the government tells you what to do dont you  [+] (8 new replies) 09/26/2015 on Pot -1
#61 - anon (09/26/2015) [-]
"OH YEAH MOMMY FUCK MY ASSHOLE" -adrilazzaro 2002
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#32 - Tyranitar (09/26/2015) [-]
Government never did anything to wrong me. What about you? You get arrested for speeding and it's somehow the cop's fault and not yours?
#38 - anon (09/26/2015) [-]
ad hominem up in this bitch
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#33 - adrilazzaro (09/26/2015) [-]
man i could've of sworn we were just talking about a substance which is unjustly illegal, but i guess you love sucking the gov's dick
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#37 - Tyranitar (09/26/2015) [-]
Go back to Call of Duty, bro. I'm sure your edgy 12 year old anarchist friends miss you.
#36 - lolollo (09/26/2015) [-]
The whole point of the government is to produce legislation which tells you what to do. It's supposed to be the shit they yell you not to do that you should argue against. Do you know how it's wildly illegal to drink and drive? That's not due to everyone's good nature that it shouldn't happen.
#39 - anon (09/26/2015) [-]
no, the point of the govt is to arrest criminals, keep the roads and military in good order
and negotiate with dirty foreigners, not order people around unjustly and for no real purpose.
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#40 - lolollo (09/26/2015) [-]
How do you differentiate between criminals and the innocent?

It's not...its not the LAW, is it?
#105 - what? our spanish is nothing like the spain spanish, like most…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2015 on War: Falkland War -1
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#117 - ruderoody (09/24/2015) [-]
I never said that's what I believe I said this is what I heard from other Hispanics.
#101 - yeah our dumbass military dictator decided it'd be best to cut… 09/23/2015 on War: Falkland War +4
#164 - sweet, thanks man 09/22/2015 on HOLY FUCKING SHIT +1