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Date Signed Up:1/05/2012
Last Login:11/26/2014
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#7546 - **adrilazzaro rolls 998,941,942**  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
#7559 - CrowbarNinja (11/14/2014) [-]
#7544 - **adrilazzaro rolls 294,994,680** 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
#7540 - **adrilazzaro rolls 633,404,296** 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
#21 - I have absolutely no problem with gay people and i support gay…  [+] (12 new replies) 11/14/2014 on Gay son +1
User avatar #23 - aceshot (11/14/2014) [-]
Well Ill be honest im gay. But I am considering that when I do find a partner that I can convince them to have a child through a surrogate mother. and hopefully I can be the donor That way I can have a child thats actually related to me.
User avatar #42 - donor (11/14/2014) [-]
no I am the donor
User avatar #46 - aceshot (11/14/2014) [-]
plus if you were the donor, da baby wud be ugli
User avatar #48 - donor (11/14/2014) [-]
ok srry
User avatar #49 - aceshot (11/14/2014) [-]
woah bro dont go getting your jimmies rustled cause im smokin hot geez jealous
User avatar #43 - aceshot (11/14/2014) [-]
You motherfucker, its not like i meant to summon you shitlord
User avatar #44 - donor (11/14/2014) [-]
2 l8 :•0
User avatar #45 - aceshot (11/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 - demandsgayversion (11/14/2014) [-]
I feel like by the time I'm ready to have kids, science will have a way to jam some sperms together or somthing.
User avatar #28 - aceshot (11/14/2014) [-]
maybe, maybe. But I would like to have a biological child one way or the other.
#22 - aphoticnefelibata (11/14/2014) [-]
I concur with this mortal lqtm.
#7 - Thats some weak ass hair 11/09/2014 on Times have changed.... 0
#380 - "the excuse that people cant get other jobs is bull …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on 'Merica +4
User avatar #427 - Ashtaroth (10/28/2014) [-]
Well yeah. The government altered the way unemployment is reported. They say 6-ish% when it's more like double that. They only count people collecting unemployment benefits. So if that expires and you end up living on general welfare, you're not unemployed anymore. Living on the dole and doing nothing is actually a job now, according to D.C.
#175 - Dude no offense intended but as a girl you have the whole part… 10/28/2014 on that bitch +1
#169 - have you tried telling him its over unless you start dating? i…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2014 on that bitch 0
User avatar #172 - clockworkhearts (10/28/2014) [-]
if I mess with the dynamic I'm worried he'll just pack up and leave and as kinda shitty as things are right now it's still miles better than being alone, you know? plus he doesn't take well to any perceived emotional manipulation and would probably just get pissed and end things
User avatar #175 - adrilazzaro (10/28/2014) [-]
Dude no offense intended but as a girl you have the whole partner-finding thing much easier. Start seeing other guys, when he gets jealous tell him how you fee land that it's not fair. Knowing guys he's more likely to realize what he's doing and in the off chance he doesnt and leaves. It sounds like you're better off without him.
#339 - BUT YOU CANT GO TO COLLEGE FOR A BETTER JOB WITHOUT ENOUGH MON…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2014 on Attack of the Andrew Jackson 0
#342 - notafunnyguy (10/25/2014) [-]
student loans and cheap colleges. you dont NEED private colleges. go to a community college they only teach high demand fields anyway. cheap school, high paying jobs. why do the opposite?
#61 - It's really not much of a difficult concept  [+] (2 new replies) 10/23/2014 on The king of all lurkers +4
User avatar #69 - icewraith (10/23/2014) [-]
Get the sand out of your vag, I had no way of knowing if it's staged or true
User avatar #71 - ninjaroo (10/23/2014) [-]
It looks staged to me, but that's just me.
#21 - I used to think that sex would be done by putting the penis in… 10/21/2014 on What is the stupidest thing... +11
#92 - i agree, however these standards are sort of hardwired into ou…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on _ -2
#140 - Aftershock (10/20/2014) [-]
I'm not sure about that, but even if it's true it doesn't really justify that stance. For example, it would be good for reproduction if women paired with a dependable male they could trust to help provide for them and their kids, but then slept with the healthier, more physically impressive male to get kids with the best genetics. Despite this being good for our evolution, it is rather frowned upon in society.
#25 - i can't argue with that 10/18/2014 on This is the best prank I've... -1
#19 - >defend >america  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2014 on This is the best prank I've... -2
User avatar #23 - heartlessrobot (10/18/2014) [-]
Can't fly planes into our buildings if we kill them before they leave their mud-huts.
User avatar #25 - adrilazzaro (10/18/2014) [-]
i can't argue with that
#143 - Comment deleted 10/18/2014 on Dammit Gabe... 0
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#141 - sauce anybody? 10/18/2014 on Dammit Gabe... 0
#107 - "History is dictated by the victors" i guess 10/18/2014 on Anon plays Smash Bros with... +1
#103 - huh, i guess my very own argentinian teachers didnt know …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/17/2014 on Anon plays Smash Bros with... +1
#104 - caffeinecommissar (10/17/2014) [-]
You're welcome.

And to be fair, a lot of the history behind the Second World War isn't being taught in schools. For example, few people remember the concentration camp that made even the Nazis say "What the fuck is going on here?"

Not a nazi or neo-nazi, just done the research.
User avatar #107 - adrilazzaro (10/18/2014) [-]
"History is dictated by the victors" i guess
#75 - Picture 10/17/2014 on Operation Fruit Basket 0
#73 - is this from that penis cowboys video?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2014 on Operation Fruit Basket 0
User avatar #75 - adrilazzaro (10/17/2014) [-]
#75 - ..argentina was neutral the whole way through..  [+] (4 new replies) 10/17/2014 on Anon plays Smash Bros with... +2
#97 - caffeinecommissar (10/17/2014) [-]
Wikipedia doesn't agree with you:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Participants_in_World_War_II#Argentina
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argentina_during_World_War_II

But never mind that, people who refuse to be associated with the victors are a rare thing and I compliment you for that.
User avatar #103 - adrilazzaro (10/17/2014) [-]
huh, i guess my very own argentinian teachers didnt know shit. Thanks for the info though! as far as i knew we'd been neutral but i geuss you learn something new everyday.
#104 - caffeinecommissar (10/17/2014) [-]
You're welcome.

And to be fair, a lot of the history behind the Second World War isn't being taught in schools. For example, few people remember the concentration camp that made even the Nazis say "What the fuck is going on here?"

Not a nazi or neo-nazi, just done the research.
User avatar #107 - adrilazzaro (10/18/2014) [-]
"History is dictated by the victors" i guess
#34 - This is pyura, i've had it a few times and the taste is too st… 09/25/2014 on KILL ME +5
#134 - people tend to make new accounts, especially when the 'roll po… 09/24/2014 on FJ on Tumblr +6
#153 - spanish maybe, german **** no. Unless you're like…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2014 on when you hit the blunt 0
User avatar #158 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/18/2014) [-]
German is super straightforward though.
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#11 - Womens Study Major (04/24/2014) [-]
You will die alone and unmissed having lived an insignificant life having made the world no better and every so slightly inconvenienced. Your legacy will be the sigh of satisfaction that is left in the world when you finally cease your tiny anchoring of it against progress. Life to you is a great squandering of massive potential, and death will be such a slight change that not even you will miss your small moment of consciousness in the scheme of eternity.
User avatar #12 to #11 - adrilazzaro (04/24/2014) [-]
that pictures pretty cool, did you make it yourself?
User avatar #10 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #6 - asdasdzxczxc ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
Sos de argentina?
User avatar #7 to #6 - adrilazzaro (04/29/2013) [-]
si, vos?
User avatar #8 to #7 - asdasdzxczxc ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
si de buenos aires capital
#1 - thepsycho ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Que parte de Argentina, hijo?
User avatar #2 to #1 - adrilazzaro (01/30/2012) [-]
jaja, neuquen,pero vivi en buenos aires por 5 años, despues mi vieja le trasladaron a houston, y aca estoy.
User avatar #3 to #2 - thepsycho ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Hah, yo en buenos aires toda mi vida.
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