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#89 - Picture 11/29/2013 on Maths +7
#135 - Welcome to the community  [+] (1 reply) 11/29/2013 on Well, I guess it's true +3
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#155 - creatablejam (11/29/2013) [-]
Oh haha, I joined in the december of 2009, this is like my 5th account aha. Thanks anyway
#2 - girlfriend? sure...  [+] (23 replies) 10/06/2013 on My biggest fear -37
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#20 - thedungeonmaster (10/06/2013) [-]
Yeah just cause you can't get one doesn't mean others here can't..
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#8 - marlton (10/06/2013) [-]
He got her with the Mosin
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#3 - turtletroll (10/06/2013) [-]
People can obtain a girlfriend.

Even with some of the people here on FJ it`s still not hard.
#17 - deckbox (10/06/2013) [-]
funnyjunkers with girlfriends?
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#39 - Hreidmar (10/07/2013) [-]
Doesn't seem that outlandish. There are plenty of people here with significant others. I myself have had a wife and now have a girlfriend again (key word with the whole wife thing is 'had.') Honestly, being on the computer a lot is not too much of an indicator of social status anymore.
#40 - deckbox (10/07/2013) [-]
it was a joke of sorts but good4u, i got one too but its sorta long distance
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#42 - Hreidmar (10/07/2013) [-]
My joke meter doesn't work. Now that I think about it, I should have known by the picture it was a joke.

I've been a roll for missing the point this week.

Good for you, mate, hope it works out.
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#33 - heartlessrobot (10/07/2013) [-]
I'm dating a funnyjunker.
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#43 - necrophyxia (10/07/2013) [-]

I kid, I kid. What's up man, been a while since we chatted
#44 - heartlessrobot (10/07/2013) [-]
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Yes girlfriend. gravityfalls.
Nothing much, you?
#57 - gravityfalls (10/11/2013) [-]
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#58 - heartlessrobot (10/11/2013) [-]
Hi cutie!
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#47 - necrophyxia (10/07/2013) [-]
-scratches his chin- Sounds familiar.

And I'm actually the least busy I've been in a while. I actually all but dropped items, sadly. Much as I'd like to get back into it all, I just don't have the time...

Other than that... Skyrim, my lazy ass finally got it off of steam along with Skullgirls and Civ V
#18 - turtletroll (10/06/2013) [-]
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#16 - mtflyer (10/06/2013) [-]
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Didn't you read the story? It was hard. Very hard.
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#7 - dildobarbarian (10/06/2013) [-]
this is originally from 4 chan though... that greatly drops the odds than being on funnyjunk.
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#11 - turtletroll (10/06/2013) [-]
But it still pisses me off when something is uploaded to fj and it`s about a girlfriend somebody posts something about how impossible it is to have a girlfriend.
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#34 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/07/2013) [-]
But for some people, it is impossible. If you have a lot of defense mechanisms (i.e. afraid of rejection) you basically avoid it all together.
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#37 - turtletroll (10/07/2013) [-]
Fair enough in that regard.

My cousin used to be totally socially depraved. Wouldn`t even let his mum take food into his room (she left it outside his room). So it would be almost impossible for him at that time but very few people on this website actually have that problem, they`re just socially awkward and because of that they`re afraid to talk to girls which in turn doesn`t let them get over it.
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#38 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/07/2013) [-]
Another thing is groups. If you are in a group of all guys who are single then you basically hurt your chances. In high school and college my social groups were just nerds, so I actually never really spoke with any women. No sisters either.
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#24 - angelodlt (10/07/2013) [-]
Its not hard....
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#9 - turtletroll (10/06/2013) [-]
That`s probably true I guess.
#5 - blarny (10/06/2013) [-]
Exactly, but then you have people that MAKE it hard, assuming holding doors open makes them Brad Pitt, assuming having nice tits makes up for having no personality or even better, an unpleasant personality and somehow forgetting the other person is a living breathing thing, not some kind of object there only for our emotional/physical benefit.

Seriously it's simple, be nice but don't expect automatic sex and girlfriend for manners, bring something to the table, like a job, good personality, try to at least take care of yourself, if nothing else even if you're fat/ugly/short/bald/stupid, there's no excuse for not at least being a nice person that at very least can take care of themselves.

Find someone you can get along with that likes you for who you really are and not who you pretend to be.

As for confidence, just watch the Jerry Springer show and Maury, take a look at the women those folks get and continuously fuck up, whilst hardly as legit as it was, it shows a good idea of how many people just take the people in their lives for granted, just remember that you CAN be better than that and you're fine.

Protip: Remember to let on weirdness a little at a time, don't scare people away with all of it at once.
#8 - Picture  [+] (4 replies) 09/15/2013 on You Have Gotta Be Shitting Me -20
#9 - applejackhf (09/15/2013) [-]
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#15 - ilovehimnot (09/16/2013) [-]
obviously the people thumbing down care.
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#29 - countbleck (09/16/2013) [-]
you look like someone to drive in the Sunset
#28 - Picture 05/15/2013 on It arrived! +3
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