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Date Signed Up:3/03/2012
Last Login:11/29/2013
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    Cool Brain! Cool Brain!
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    Clever girl! Clever girl!
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    Extinction theory Extinction theory
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    Columni? Columnuses? Columniases? Columni? Columnuses? Columniases?
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    Da cat's PJ Da cat's PJ
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#25 - He must have put allah-t of thought into that. 11/29/2013 on pakis are quite the jokers 0
#89 - Picture 11/29/2013 on Maths +7
#135 - Welcome to the community  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2013 on Well, I guess it's true +3
User avatar #155 - creatablejam (11/29/2013) [-]
Oh haha, I joined in the december of 2009, this is like my 5th account aha. Thanks anyway
#33 - Comment deleted 11/28/2013 on Macklemoar 0
#2 - girlfriend? sure...  [+] (23 new replies) 10/06/2013 on My biggest fear -37
User avatar #20 - thedungeonmaster (10/06/2013) [-]
Yeah just cause you can't get one doesn't mean others here can't..
User avatar #8 - marlton (10/06/2013) [-]
He got her with the Mosin
User avatar #3 - turtletroll (10/06/2013) [-]
People can obtain a girlfriend.

Even with some of the people here on FJ it`s still not hard.
#17 - deckbox (10/06/2013) [-]
funnyjunkers with girlfriends?
User avatar #39 - Hreidmar (10/07/2013) [-]
Doesn't seem that outlandish. There are plenty of people here with significant others. I myself have had a wife and now have a girlfriend again (key word with the whole wife thing is 'had.') Honestly, being on the computer a lot is not too much of an indicator of social status anymore.
#40 - deckbox (10/07/2013) [-]
it was a joke of sorts but good4u, i got one too but its sorta long distance
User avatar #42 - Hreidmar (10/07/2013) [-]
My joke meter doesn't work. Now that I think about it, I should have known by the picture it was a joke.

I've been a roll for missing the point this week.

Good for you, mate, hope it works out.
User avatar #33 - heartlessrobot (10/07/2013) [-]
I'm dating a funnyjunker.
User avatar #43 - necrophyxia (10/07/2013) [-]
girlfriend


I kid, I kid. What's up man, been a while since we chatted
#44 - heartlessrobot (10/07/2013) [-]
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Yes girlfriend. gravityfalls.
Nothing much, you?
#57 - gravityfalls (10/11/2013) [-]
yeah
User avatar #58 - heartlessrobot (10/11/2013) [-]
Hi cutie!
User avatar #47 - necrophyxia (10/07/2013) [-]
-scratches his chin- Sounds familiar.

And I'm actually the least busy I've been in a while. I actually all but dropped items, sadly. Much as I'd like to get back into it all, I just don't have the time...

Other than that... Skyrim, my lazy ass finally got it off of steam along with Skullgirls and Civ V
#18 - turtletroll (10/06/2013) [-]
#16 - mtflyer (10/06/2013) [-]
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Didn't you read the story? It was hard. Very hard.
User avatar #7 - dildobarbarian (10/06/2013) [-]
this is originally from 4 chan though... that greatly drops the odds than being on funnyjunk.
User avatar #11 - turtletroll (10/06/2013) [-]
But it still pisses me off when something is uploaded to fj and it`s about a girlfriend somebody posts something about how impossible it is to have a girlfriend.
User avatar #34 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/07/2013) [-]
But for some people, it is impossible. If you have a lot of defense mechanisms (i.e. afraid of rejection) you basically avoid it all together.
User avatar #37 - turtletroll (10/07/2013) [-]
Fair enough in that regard.

My cousin used to be totally socially depraved. Wouldn`t even let his mum take food into his room (she left it outside his room). So it would be almost impossible for him at that time but very few people on this website actually have that problem, they`re just socially awkward and because of that they`re afraid to talk to girls which in turn doesn`t let them get over it.
User avatar #38 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/07/2013) [-]
Another thing is groups. If you are in a group of all guys who are single then you basically hurt your chances. In high school and college my social groups were just nerds, so I actually never really spoke with any women. No sisters either.
User avatar #24 - angelodlt (10/07/2013) [-]
Second.
Its not hard....
User avatar #9 - turtletroll (10/06/2013) [-]
That`s probably true I guess.
#5 - blarny (10/06/2013) [-]
Exactly, but then you have people that MAKE it hard, assuming holding doors open makes them Brad Pitt, assuming having nice tits makes up for having no personality or even better, an unpleasant personality and somehow forgetting the other person is a living breathing thing, not some kind of object there only for our emotional/physical benefit.

Seriously it's simple, be nice but don't expect automatic sex and girlfriend for manners, bring something to the table, like a job, good personality, try to at least take care of yourself, if nothing else even if you're fat/ugly/short/bald/stupid, there's no excuse for not at least being a nice person that at very least can take care of themselves.

Find someone you can get along with that likes you for who you really are and not who you pretend to be.

As for confidence, just watch the Jerry Springer show and Maury, take a look at the women those folks get and continuously fuck up, whilst hardly as legit as it was, it shows a good idea of how many people just take the people in their lives for granted, just remember that you CAN be better than that and you're fine.

Protip: Remember to let on weirdness a little at a time, don't scare people away with all of it at once.
#32 - IVE SEEN TONS OF NOODLES IN MY LIFE AND THEY WERE GREAT! 10/06/2013 on pasta +55
#8 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 09/15/2013 on You Have Gotta Be Shitting Me -20
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User avatar #15 - ilovehimnot (09/16/2013) [-]
obviously the people thumbing down care.
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#29 - countbleck (09/16/2013) [-]
you look like someone to drive in the Sunset
#28 - Picture 09/15/2013 on Some powerful pussy +19
#28 - Picture 05/15/2013 on It arrived! +3
#40 - oh also ive heard jokes like that before... 05/15/2013 on jeff and pete 4 -10
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