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#66 - the thing with kakashi isnt my point in itself, im saying hes … 9 hours ago on Anime Facts: Naruto Part 7 0
#20 - if they were raised like humans they probably wouldnt be assho…  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on Caring 0
User avatar #21 - sanitarysan (13 hours ago) [-]
look i am just saying they are assholes by nature. i am not saying they can evolve past there own assholes like those guys did. remember that they did first meet as a result of attempted murder
#26 - so basically they like him because he adds white guilt to all … 13 hours ago on Tumblr on Macklemore -1
#49 - sarutobi never showed any ability to damage orochimaru outside…  [+] (2 new replies) 13 hours ago on Anime Facts: Naruto Part 7 0
#64 - bluemagebrilly (10 hours ago) [-]
Sorry to butt in, but...

If it wasn't for the Edo stuff, Sarutobi would not have used the sealing technique that took Orochimaru's arms which seemed to be forgotten anyways after he got a new body... .

If Sarutobi did not use the sealing technique... he would have still beat Orochimaru. It would have been a very long fight or relied on one of them messing up for a brief instant, but I believe Sarutobi would have won. Orochimaru had techniques he could use, but their position and the barrier around them prevented him from doing things like summoning Manda.

Also... stop comparing Kakashi and Orochimaru's levels. Kakashi was a prodigy, but that guy is only in his 20s or so and sort of stopped training for a long time. Even if he didn't stop training, Orochimaru had 30 or so years of experience and training over him. Not to mention the guy had numerous drugs and what not he could pop at any moment to spike his chakra to godly levels. Of course Kakashi was scared of that.

That's the difference between "Jounin" and "Kage." Orochimaru was probably the only villain that really could be said to be "Kage" level because all his techniques came from experience and training instead of some plot device like the Sharingan. He was near but slightly below Sarutobi's level in his prime, and even then Sarutobi was a bit stronger than him in my opinion. The Edo Tensei just gave him the edge.

Jiraiya and Tsunade were near the same level too, but they used more 'heavy' Jutsu and focused on damage or healing. They didn't have the same training Orochimaru had and the guy was well ahead of them in some things, but they were still near the same level... Well, Jiraiya and Orochimaru were. Tsunade was too drunk to do anything but heal.
User avatar #66 - admiralen (9 hours ago) [-]
the thing with kakashi isnt my point in itself, im saying hes stupid cause hes several times stronger than kakashi
he pulls his powers out his ass
also i think sarutobi wouldve lost because of stamina problems, orochimaru is a slippery bastard and he would eventually hit with some stupid shit like he did with his sword during the sealing
sarutobi is in general basically the perfect ninja, hes good at everything instead of being like the first who can only do two things to the extreme
he is still weaker because the first is a freak but sarutobi is basically the ideal ninja
#17 - yeah, but think about it, the parasites just drop down and bas…  [+] (3 new replies) 13 hours ago on Caring 0
User avatar #18 - sanitarysan (13 hours ago) [-]
yeah, assholes by nature. it is not there fault but i am judging them by a human standard
User avatar #20 - admiralen (13 hours ago) [-]
if they were raised like humans they probably wouldnt be assholes, you have to consider that they are all basically newborns
they can only go by instinct at first and all their instincts say eat humans basically
only those who are special like her or those with special circumstances like migi and chinguy ever get much interaction with humans
User avatar #21 - sanitarysan (13 hours ago) [-]
look i am just saying they are assholes by nature. i am not saying they can evolve past there own assholes like those guys did. remember that they did first meet as a result of attempted murder
#46 - just sayin, kakashi is a prodigy and superhardcore, really …  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on Anime Facts: Naruto Part 7 0
User avatar #47 - compared (13 hours ago) [-]
Sorry I don't really know what that means, I was just here because you summoned me unintentionally.
#44 - yeah, but the overly op stuff is just cause kishimoto went by …  [+] (7 new replies) 13 hours ago on Anime Facts: Naruto Part 7 0
User avatar #48 - tkfourtwoone (13 hours ago) [-]
And yet, despite all that, Sarutobi would have easily beaten him, if not for the ET (and even then it was a phyrhic victory).

No wonder Oro, Tsunade & Jiraiya had a Legendary status... while Sarutobi was called The God of the Shinobi (at the beginning of the series, anyhow, later it was revealed that the Sage of 6 Paths initially held that title - for good bloody reasons)

Also, Kakashi was never known for his chakra reserves (which seemed to be average or even somewhat moderate), but for his ingenuity, skill & foresight
User avatar #49 - admiralen (13 hours ago) [-]
sarutobi never showed any ability to damage orochimaru outside of his sealing stuff
and i do admit sarutobi wouldve kicked orochimarus ass if he was in his prime, but thats cause hes smarter and uses his abilities better instead of being a tard like jiraiya, tsunade and orochimaru who all just use frog, slug and snake shit
#64 - bluemagebrilly (10 hours ago) [-]
Sorry to butt in, but...

If it wasn't for the Edo stuff, Sarutobi would not have used the sealing technique that took Orochimaru's arms which seemed to be forgotten anyways after he got a new body... .

If Sarutobi did not use the sealing technique... he would have still beat Orochimaru. It would have been a very long fight or relied on one of them messing up for a brief instant, but I believe Sarutobi would have won. Orochimaru had techniques he could use, but their position and the barrier around them prevented him from doing things like summoning Manda.

Also... stop comparing Kakashi and Orochimaru's levels. Kakashi was a prodigy, but that guy is only in his 20s or so and sort of stopped training for a long time. Even if he didn't stop training, Orochimaru had 30 or so years of experience and training over him. Not to mention the guy had numerous drugs and what not he could pop at any moment to spike his chakra to godly levels. Of course Kakashi was scared of that.

That's the difference between "Jounin" and "Kage." Orochimaru was probably the only villain that really could be said to be "Kage" level because all his techniques came from experience and training instead of some plot device like the Sharingan. He was near but slightly below Sarutobi's level in his prime, and even then Sarutobi was a bit stronger than him in my opinion. The Edo Tensei just gave him the edge.

Jiraiya and Tsunade were near the same level too, but they used more 'heavy' Jutsu and focused on damage or healing. They didn't have the same training Orochimaru had and the guy was well ahead of them in some things, but they were still near the same level... Well, Jiraiya and Orochimaru were. Tsunade was too drunk to do anything but heal.
User avatar #66 - admiralen (9 hours ago) [-]
the thing with kakashi isnt my point in itself, im saying hes stupid cause hes several times stronger than kakashi
he pulls his powers out his ass
also i think sarutobi wouldve lost because of stamina problems, orochimaru is a slippery bastard and he would eventually hit with some stupid shit like he did with his sword during the sealing
sarutobi is in general basically the perfect ninja, hes good at everything instead of being like the first who can only do two things to the extreme
he is still weaker because the first is a freak but sarutobi is basically the ideal ninja
User avatar #45 - compared (13 hours ago) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you are well.
User avatar #46 - admiralen (13 hours ago) [-]
just sayin, kakashi is a prodigy and superhardcore, really
he even became a hokage, but he still almost pissed himself when he met orochimaru
User avatar #47 - compared (13 hours ago) [-]
Sorry I don't really know what that means, I was just here because you summoned me unintentionally.
#15 - even by human standards shes pretty damn hardcore, she takes c…  [+] (5 new replies) 13 hours ago on Caring 0
User avatar #16 - sanitarysan (13 hours ago) [-]
well from a storytellers perspective they needed to show a parasytes ability to evolve and expand past their primary function (survival) with all the death the parasytes make they needed to remind people the potential of growth.

in the end she was a saint, but up until that point she was kind bitch like when she refused to help her man whore because he was inconvenient
there are probably better examples but i read it when it first came out and never watched the anime
User avatar #17 - admiralen (13 hours ago) [-]
yeah, but think about it, the parasites just drop down and basically all they got going for them is a high capacity for learning and their instincts
humans kill ants all the time, and to a parasite a regular human is just like an ant, a big juicy tasty ant
besides, their instincts told them they were the enemies of humans
User avatar #18 - sanitarysan (13 hours ago) [-]
yeah, assholes by nature. it is not there fault but i am judging them by a human standard
User avatar #20 - admiralen (13 hours ago) [-]
if they were raised like humans they probably wouldnt be assholes, you have to consider that they are all basically newborns
they can only go by instinct at first and all their instincts say eat humans basically
only those who are special like her or those with special circumstances like migi and chinguy ever get much interaction with humans
User avatar #21 - sanitarysan (13 hours ago) [-]
look i am just saying they are assholes by nature. i am not saying they can evolve past there own assholes like those guys did. remember that they did first meet as a result of attempted murder
#13 - thats kind off the point, she was a ******* saint…  [+] (7 new replies) 13 hours ago on Caring 0
User avatar #14 - sanitarysan (13 hours ago) [-]
yeah but parasytes are assholes by nature, i thought we were judging things based on a human standard
User avatar #15 - admiralen (13 hours ago) [-]
even by human standards shes pretty damn hardcore, she takes care of another beings child and even gives up her life for it.
not like anyone thaught her any morality, she just lived her life her own way
User avatar #16 - sanitarysan (13 hours ago) [-]
well from a storytellers perspective they needed to show a parasytes ability to evolve and expand past their primary function (survival) with all the death the parasytes make they needed to remind people the potential of growth.

in the end she was a saint, but up until that point she was kind bitch like when she refused to help her man whore because he was inconvenient
there are probably better examples but i read it when it first came out and never watched the anime
User avatar #17 - admiralen (13 hours ago) [-]
yeah, but think about it, the parasites just drop down and basically all they got going for them is a high capacity for learning and their instincts
humans kill ants all the time, and to a parasite a regular human is just like an ant, a big juicy tasty ant
besides, their instincts told them they were the enemies of humans
User avatar #18 - sanitarysan (13 hours ago) [-]
yeah, assholes by nature. it is not there fault but i am judging them by a human standard
User avatar #20 - admiralen (13 hours ago) [-]
if they were raised like humans they probably wouldnt be assholes, you have to consider that they are all basically newborns
they can only go by instinct at first and all their instincts say eat humans basically
only those who are special like her or those with special circumstances like migi and chinguy ever get much interaction with humans
User avatar #21 - sanitarysan (13 hours ago) [-]
look i am just saying they are assholes by nature. i am not saying they can evolve past there own assholes like those guys did. remember that they did first meet as a result of attempted murder
#42 - thats kind off my point, he ET two ninjas who were FAR …  [+] (9 new replies) 13 hours ago on Anime Facts: Naruto Part 7 0
User avatar #43 - tkfourtwoone (13 hours ago) [-]
Like I said... as opposed to Madara in ET form, Orochimaru is very down to Earth

Remember, he was just like Sasuke - a prodigy, that was capable of many extraordinary feats (though nothing that will make you cry "OP!!!" from the top of your lungs... like summoning 2 or 3 giant meteors one after another)

The cursed seal didn't give more power than a full-blown Kyuubi, mind you, just its 1 tailed form. Also, the cursed seal was basically sage chakra that was condensed & synthesized... remember what Naruto could pull of with normal, natural sage chakra)
User avatar #44 - admiralen (13 hours ago) [-]
yeah, but the overly op stuff is just cause kishimoto went by instinct instead of planning ahead
just compare him to other ninjas before the ninjawars and sasgay tryin to assassinate the kages and shit
hes basically got infinite chakra compared to the kakashi lvl ninjas
he can ignore any attack by just claying up or shedding his body which doesnt seem to affect him in the slightest cost wise
and he can summon tons of shit even when hes only got like 4/6 of his soul
User avatar #48 - tkfourtwoone (13 hours ago) [-]
And yet, despite all that, Sarutobi would have easily beaten him, if not for the ET (and even then it was a phyrhic victory).

No wonder Oro, Tsunade & Jiraiya had a Legendary status... while Sarutobi was called The God of the Shinobi (at the beginning of the series, anyhow, later it was revealed that the Sage of 6 Paths initially held that title - for good bloody reasons)

Also, Kakashi was never known for his chakra reserves (which seemed to be average or even somewhat moderate), but for his ingenuity, skill & foresight
User avatar #49 - admiralen (13 hours ago) [-]
sarutobi never showed any ability to damage orochimaru outside of his sealing stuff
and i do admit sarutobi wouldve kicked orochimarus ass if he was in his prime, but thats cause hes smarter and uses his abilities better instead of being a tard like jiraiya, tsunade and orochimaru who all just use frog, slug and snake shit
#64 - bluemagebrilly (10 hours ago) [-]
Sorry to butt in, but...

If it wasn't for the Edo stuff, Sarutobi would not have used the sealing technique that took Orochimaru's arms which seemed to be forgotten anyways after he got a new body... .

If Sarutobi did not use the sealing technique... he would have still beat Orochimaru. It would have been a very long fight or relied on one of them messing up for a brief instant, but I believe Sarutobi would have won. Orochimaru had techniques he could use, but their position and the barrier around them prevented him from doing things like summoning Manda.

Also... stop comparing Kakashi and Orochimaru's levels. Kakashi was a prodigy, but that guy is only in his 20s or so and sort of stopped training for a long time. Even if he didn't stop training, Orochimaru had 30 or so years of experience and training over him. Not to mention the guy had numerous drugs and what not he could pop at any moment to spike his chakra to godly levels. Of course Kakashi was scared of that.

That's the difference between "Jounin" and "Kage." Orochimaru was probably the only villain that really could be said to be "Kage" level because all his techniques came from experience and training instead of some plot device like the Sharingan. He was near but slightly below Sarutobi's level in his prime, and even then Sarutobi was a bit stronger than him in my opinion. The Edo Tensei just gave him the edge.

Jiraiya and Tsunade were near the same level too, but they used more 'heavy' Jutsu and focused on damage or healing. They didn't have the same training Orochimaru had and the guy was well ahead of them in some things, but they were still near the same level... Well, Jiraiya and Orochimaru were. Tsunade was too drunk to do anything but heal.
User avatar #66 - admiralen (9 hours ago) [-]
the thing with kakashi isnt my point in itself, im saying hes stupid cause hes several times stronger than kakashi
he pulls his powers out his ass
also i think sarutobi wouldve lost because of stamina problems, orochimaru is a slippery bastard and he would eventually hit with some stupid shit like he did with his sword during the sealing
sarutobi is in general basically the perfect ninja, hes good at everything instead of being like the first who can only do two things to the extreme
he is still weaker because the first is a freak but sarutobi is basically the ideal ninja
User avatar #45 - compared (13 hours ago) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you are well.
User avatar #46 - admiralen (13 hours ago) [-]
just sayin, kakashi is a prodigy and superhardcore, really
he even became a hokage, but he still almost pissed himself when he met orochimaru
User avatar #47 - compared (13 hours ago) [-]
Sorry I don't really know what that means, I was just here because you summoned me unintentionally.

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#37 - havockwzy (01/04/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you are a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you are a real human bean and a real hero!
User avatar #38 to #37 - admiralen (01/04/2015) [-]
but i identify as a rock, this is really offensive
User avatar #40 to #39 - admiralen (01/04/2015) [-]
thank you, i will still have to dox you but atleast know you brightened my day
#41 to #40 - havockwzy (01/04/2015) [-]
HELP IM BEING E-BULLYED BY A ROCK!
User avatar #42 to #41 - admiralen (01/04/2015) [-]
cis white males cant be bullied or experience any kind of negative things
check your privelege scum
#43 to #42 - havockwzy (01/04/2015) [-]
but im the last of my kind...
User avatar #44 to #43 - admiralen (01/04/2015) [-]
thats because your kind is oppressing all non cis people
#45 to #44 - havockwzy (01/04/2015) [-]
but im trangendered now
User avatar #46 to #45 - admiralen (01/04/2015) [-]
it was the illerminatey who bullied you not me
#47 to #46 - havockwzy (01/04/2015) [-]
all i did was wish you a good day
User avatar #32 - caffeinecommissar (06/23/2014) [-]
Thanks a lot for also sharing your 4chan collection, I presume you're still in the middle of your dump and I don't want to interrupt that.

Did you see my 4chan dump the day before the feminist dump? It was almost as large.

Anyway, I greatly appreciate the effort it takes to dump a lot of filed (know how long it can take), and your posts will be valued contributions to my own folder.
User avatar #33 to #32 - admiralen (06/23/2014) [-]
didnt see your dump of 4chan, but as i said the feminist one was greatly appreciated, these are the greentexts ive saved up since about 2010
User avatar #34 to #33 - caffeinecommissar (06/23/2014) [-]
Here is a link: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/4chan/The+first+thing+you+said/GsYLLTf/12#12

2010? Your collection must be quite larger than mine.

Will you notify me once the dump is done? Thanks in advance.
User avatar #35 to #34 - admiralen (06/23/2014) [-]
its finished btw, if its smaller it might be because ive been checking things out intentionally, i just saved all the ones i found funny from funnyjunk
User avatar #36 to #35 - caffeinecommissar (06/23/2014) [-]
Wonderful, I'll save it immediately and keep the thread open so I can thumb up all your pictures.
User avatar #31 to #30 - admiralen (06/22/2014) [-]
maybe later
User avatar #29 to #28 - admiralen (06/21/2014) [-]
im honored, thank you
User avatar #25 - devilspecter (01/28/2014) [-]
norwegian?
User avatar #26 to #25 - admiralen (01/28/2014) [-]
swedish amigo
User avatar #27 to #26 - devilspecter (01/29/2014) [-]
I kno, bro.
I just said that because of the comment underneath mine.
#23 - anonexplains (12/30/2013) [-]
norwegian?
User avatar #24 to #23 - admiralen (12/30/2013) [-]
nope swe
User avatar #21 - gragasvlad (10/11/2013) [-]
what you call HM slut is what I call hm pokémons and with 1 to 2 slots I mean 1 or two pokémons with only HMs
User avatar #22 to #21 - admiralen (10/11/2013) [-]
they annoy me fiercely, to be honest, they are the black sheep in your squad, completely useless and is usually bidoof or gyarados
#18 to #17 - admiralen (04/06/2013) [-]
even better paintskills (or same)
#20 to #19 - admiralen (04/06/2013) [-]
practise makes perfect
#13 - infiniteduress (06/20/2012) [-]
my top is ~1650 i just happen to like the name of his ultimate
User avatar #14 to #13 - admiralen (06/20/2012) [-]
and you told me 1650 cause?
User avatar #15 to #14 - infiniteduress (06/20/2012) [-]
you called me a noobfag
User avatar #16 to #15 - admiralen (06/21/2012) [-]
1650 still means youre a n00bfag, my account azirel real king has maxed 2,1k
User avatar #1 - iamnewhere (02/18/2012) [-]
"admiralen". Scandinavia much?
User avatar #2 to #1 - admiralen (02/18/2012) [-]
swe
User avatar #3 to #2 - iamnewhere (02/18/2012) [-]
Nor
#6 to #3 - fuckgravity (03/09/2012) [-]
Wut. Visste ikke at det var en normann i comments-teten.
User avatar #7 to #6 - iamnewhere (03/09/2012) [-]
Yup, var #3 for en stund siden, men jeg slutta :)
User avatar #8 to #7 - fuckgravity (03/09/2012) [-]
Why?
User avatar #9 to #8 - iamnewhere (03/09/2012) [-]
Stress. Folk får aldri nok.
Men jeg tror jeg skal begynne igjen snart, har ikke så mye bedre ting å finne på.
User avatar #10 to #9 - fuckgravity (03/09/2012) [-]
Hehe, ser den.
Misunner deg litt, jeg er heldig hvis jeg får 20 thumbs på en comment, liksom.
User avatar #11 to #10 - iamnewhere (03/09/2012) [-]
Jeg ble "kjent" for å lage "alternate endings" på diverse comics. Folk ser ut til å like det.
Trenger ikke være store endringer heller.
Det hjelper veldig mye hvis du er blant de første som kommenterer også, så gå til the latest uploads og prøv å se om det kommer til å rekke Front page.
User avatar #12 to #11 - fuckgravity (03/09/2012) [-]
Så basicly potensiale-jakt på Newest Uploads? Og alternative endinger. Den er god, will try! Takker :)
User avatar #4 to #3 - admiralen (02/18/2012) [-]
amg ur iamnewhere, big fan :)
#5 to #4 - iamnewhere (02/18/2012) [-]
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Lol, people notice me!
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