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I haven't read manga or whatever it's based on, but anime is finished. Ending spoilers: Kuro defeats 2 parts of Masagami but doppeliner system doesn't disappear. She decides to leave Keita and stays on the island suppressing doppeliner system. The very ending (I think it was special episode) shows Keita right before death - he contacts Kuro and says he had a happy life and dies of old age moments after. It seems Keita married Akane and they had grandchildren.

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#274 - knowingly helps you by staying quiet or not doing anything. …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2014 on This Is The Right Way To Be... -1
User avatar #276 - witislimited (07/26/2014) [-]
Help =/= not hinder

For example, I'm helping you by not clogging your toilet.

I really want to keep copy-pasting my old arguments because I'm a lazy piece of shit, but that really doesn't seem to work.

#272 - if you know its happening, can easily stop it, but wont, youre…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/26/2014 on This Is The Right Way To Be... 0
User avatar #273 - witislimited (07/26/2014) [-]
ac·com·plice [uh-kom-plis]

noun
a person who knowingly helps another in a crime or wrongdoing, often as a subordinate.

Origin:
1475–85; a ( c ) of unclear orig. + late Middle English complice < Middle French < Medieval Latin complici- (stem of complex ) partner; see complex

Source: dictionary.reference.com/browse/accomplice

im not saying this against you

If you thought I was offended, you really aren't listening- which is actually frustrating.

he condones it, but I will insist he did not directly cause it

If all I had to do to concisely reply to you is just copy-paste an old paragraph, it probably means one of us isn't listening.
User avatar #274 - admiralen (07/26/2014) [-]
knowingly helps you by staying quiet or not doing anything.
if you walk by a rape and dont call 911 or stop it yourself youre helping
User avatar #276 - witislimited (07/26/2014) [-]
Help =/= not hinder

For example, I'm helping you by not clogging your toilet.

I really want to keep copy-pasting my old arguments because I'm a lazy piece of shit, but that really doesn't seem to work.

#270 - thats not what i mean, i mean if you walk past an alley where …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/26/2014 on This Is The Right Way To Be... 0
User avatar #271 - witislimited (07/26/2014) [-]
Some say he's done it for the sake of a test- I, on the other hand, have no fucking idea whatsoever. I will not argue with you that he condones it, but I will insist he did not directly cause it.

Which means I'm a piece of crap for not helping the guy out- HOWEVER, I did not hold him down while getting stabbed, I didn't stab him myself, etc.
User avatar #272 - admiralen (07/26/2014) [-]
if you know its happening, can easily stop it, but wont, youre an accomplise.
and im not saying this against you, im just saying in general that god is a sadistic evil bastard if he actually does exist.
User avatar #273 - witislimited (07/26/2014) [-]
ac·com·plice [uh-kom-plis]

noun
a person who knowingly helps another in a crime or wrongdoing, often as a subordinate.

Origin:
1475–85; a ( c ) of unclear orig. + late Middle English complice < Middle French < Medieval Latin complici- (stem of complex ) partner; see complex

Source: dictionary.reference.com/browse/accomplice

im not saying this against you

If you thought I was offended, you really aren't listening- which is actually frustrating.

he condones it, but I will insist he did not directly cause it

If all I had to do to concisely reply to you is just copy-paste an old paragraph, it probably means one of us isn't listening.
User avatar #274 - admiralen (07/26/2014) [-]
knowingly helps you by staying quiet or not doing anything.
if you walk by a rape and dont call 911 or stop it yourself youre helping
User avatar #276 - witislimited (07/26/2014) [-]
Help =/= not hinder

For example, I'm helping you by not clogging your toilet.

I really want to keep copy-pasting my old arguments because I'm a lazy piece of shit, but that really doesn't seem to work.

#243 - if he cant stop it, hes not omnipotent if he can stop it b…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/26/2014 on This Is The Right Way To Be... 0
User avatar #247 - witislimited (07/26/2014) [-]
if he can stop it but wont, hes evil

he did not directly cause it. In the same way that darkness is a natural consequence of the absence of light, evil is a natural consequence of the absence of good and neutral qualities (little bit of D&D here to explain what I mean) . If it's not good and it's not not (double negatives intended) bad, it is probably bad.

If all I had to do to concisely reply to you is just copy-paste an old paragraph, it probably means one of us isn't listening.
User avatar #270 - admiralen (07/26/2014) [-]
thats not what i mean, i mean if you walk past an alley where you see a dude get shanked, and youve got ways to stop it with ease and dont, youre an accomplise
User avatar #271 - witislimited (07/26/2014) [-]
Some say he's done it for the sake of a test- I, on the other hand, have no fucking idea whatsoever. I will not argue with you that he condones it, but I will insist he did not directly cause it.

Which means I'm a piece of crap for not helping the guy out- HOWEVER, I did not hold him down while getting stabbed, I didn't stab him myself, etc.
User avatar #272 - admiralen (07/26/2014) [-]
if you know its happening, can easily stop it, but wont, youre an accomplise.
and im not saying this against you, im just saying in general that god is a sadistic evil bastard if he actually does exist.
User avatar #273 - witislimited (07/26/2014) [-]
ac·com·plice [uh-kom-plis]

noun
a person who knowingly helps another in a crime or wrongdoing, often as a subordinate.

Origin:
1475–85; a ( c ) of unclear orig. + late Middle English complice < Middle French < Medieval Latin complici- (stem of complex ) partner; see complex

Source: dictionary.reference.com/browse/accomplice

im not saying this against you

If you thought I was offended, you really aren't listening- which is actually frustrating.

he condones it, but I will insist he did not directly cause it

If all I had to do to concisely reply to you is just copy-paste an old paragraph, it probably means one of us isn't listening.
User avatar #274 - admiralen (07/26/2014) [-]
knowingly helps you by staying quiet or not doing anything.
if you walk by a rape and dont call 911 or stop it yourself youre helping
User avatar #276 - witislimited (07/26/2014) [-]
Help =/= not hinder

For example, I'm helping you by not clogging your toilet.

I really want to keep copy-pasting my old arguments because I'm a lazy piece of shit, but that really doesn't seem to work.

#237 - its not about god seeing the future, its about god being omnip…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/26/2014 on This Is The Right Way To Be... 0
User avatar #240 - witislimited (07/26/2014) [-]
How the fuck would you or I understand the thoughts of a being whose mere existence is beyond our ability to conceive beyond the term(s) "omni/scient/potent/benevolent/etcetera"

The best I can offer is an educated guess that should be taken with a pinch of salt and laxatives...


There's nothing more I can do here then advocate my guess or come up with another. My pitiful mind makes the second borderline infeasible.

"its not about god seeing the future... he should atleast at least understand how the mind works thus he knows exactly how we will all respond to any situation"

I recognize the distinction between the two, but how the hell does it matter?

cause thats what omnipotence is

I believe that is omniscience. Give a human omnipotence and you end up with something like the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. Give a human omniscience and playing Death Note with Light Yagami can't even be attributed to deductive/inductive reasoning.

means he could stop all the bad things that happen in the world, and by not doing that hes basically saying its ok

Some say he's done it for the sake of a test- I, on the other hand, have no fucking idea whatsoever. I will not argue with you that he condones it, but I will insist he did not directly cause it. In the same way that darkness is a natural consequence of the absence of light, evil is a natural consequence of the absence of good and neutral qualities (little bit of D&D here to explain what I mean) . If it's not good and it's not not double negatives intended bad, it is probably bad.
User avatar #243 - admiralen (07/26/2014) [-]
if he cant stop it, hes not omnipotent
if he can stop it but wont, hes evil
if he both cant and wont, why call him god
User avatar #247 - witislimited (07/26/2014) [-]
if he can stop it but wont, hes evil

he did not directly cause it. In the same way that darkness is a natural consequence of the absence of light, evil is a natural consequence of the absence of good and neutral qualities (little bit of D&D here to explain what I mean) . If it's not good and it's not not (double negatives intended) bad, it is probably bad.

If all I had to do to concisely reply to you is just copy-paste an old paragraph, it probably means one of us isn't listening.
User avatar #270 - admiralen (07/26/2014) [-]
thats not what i mean, i mean if you walk past an alley where you see a dude get shanked, and youve got ways to stop it with ease and dont, youre an accomplise
User avatar #271 - witislimited (07/26/2014) [-]
Some say he's done it for the sake of a test- I, on the other hand, have no fucking idea whatsoever. I will not argue with you that he condones it, but I will insist he did not directly cause it.

Which means I'm a piece of crap for not helping the guy out- HOWEVER, I did not hold him down while getting stabbed, I didn't stab him myself, etc.
User avatar #272 - admiralen (07/26/2014) [-]
if you know its happening, can easily stop it, but wont, youre an accomplise.
and im not saying this against you, im just saying in general that god is a sadistic evil bastard if he actually does exist.
User avatar #273 - witislimited (07/26/2014) [-]
ac·com·plice [uh-kom-plis]

noun
a person who knowingly helps another in a crime or wrongdoing, often as a subordinate.

Origin:
1475–85; a ( c ) of unclear orig. + late Middle English complice < Middle French < Medieval Latin complici- (stem of complex ) partner; see complex

Source: dictionary.reference.com/browse/accomplice

im not saying this against you

If you thought I was offended, you really aren't listening- which is actually frustrating.

he condones it, but I will insist he did not directly cause it

If all I had to do to concisely reply to you is just copy-paste an old paragraph, it probably means one of us isn't listening.
User avatar #274 - admiralen (07/26/2014) [-]
knowingly helps you by staying quiet or not doing anything.
if you walk by a rape and dont call 911 or stop it yourself youre helping
User avatar #276 - witislimited (07/26/2014) [-]
Help =/= not hinder

For example, I'm helping you by not clogging your toilet.

I really want to keep copy-pasting my old arguments because I'm a lazy piece of shit, but that really doesn't seem to work.

#220 - why? hes omnipotent, everything you do, you do cause he progra…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/26/2014 on This Is The Right Way To Be... 0
User avatar #236 - witislimited (07/26/2014) [-]
How the fuck would you or I understand the thoughts of a being whose mere existence is beyond our ability to conceive beyond the term(s) "omni/scient/potent/benevolent/etcetera"

The best I can offer is an educated guess that should be taken with a pinch of salt and laxatives. That he expects us to behave ethically would imply the world is not predetermined, as you can't have good or bad people in a world ruled by fate, only people who do good or bad things. Was Hitler a bad person BEFORE he begun the Holocaust or after? God will supposedly decide based off what Hitler does and does not do.

But like I said, this is a guess, a tiny possible situation out of all the possible situations we cannot understand associated with an unpredictable, omni/potent/scient "being". This guy can imagine stuff we can't, and can probably think an infinite number of thoughts.
User avatar #237 - admiralen (07/26/2014) [-]
its not about god seeing the future, its about god being omnipotent, which means he should atleast understand how the mind works, thus he knows exactly how we will all respond to any situation. he knows how we will turn out cause thats what omnipotence is, he sees all that will happen and by not removing the bad things you might as well say hes causing em. and even if you dont agree on that him being god and being omnipotent means he could stop all the bad things that happen in the world, and by not doing that hes basically saying its ok
User avatar #240 - witislimited (07/26/2014) [-]
How the fuck would you or I understand the thoughts of a being whose mere existence is beyond our ability to conceive beyond the term(s) "omni/scient/potent/benevolent/etcetera"

The best I can offer is an educated guess that should be taken with a pinch of salt and laxatives...


There's nothing more I can do here then advocate my guess or come up with another. My pitiful mind makes the second borderline infeasible.

"its not about god seeing the future... he should atleast at least understand how the mind works thus he knows exactly how we will all respond to any situation"

I recognize the distinction between the two, but how the hell does it matter?

cause thats what omnipotence is

I believe that is omniscience. Give a human omnipotence and you end up with something like the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. Give a human omniscience and playing Death Note with Light Yagami can't even be attributed to deductive/inductive reasoning.

means he could stop all the bad things that happen in the world, and by not doing that hes basically saying its ok

Some say he's done it for the sake of a test- I, on the other hand, have no fucking idea whatsoever. I will not argue with you that he condones it, but I will insist he did not directly cause it. In the same way that darkness is a natural consequence of the absence of light, evil is a natural consequence of the absence of good and neutral qualities (little bit of D&D here to explain what I mean) . If it's not good and it's not not double negatives intended bad, it is probably bad.
User avatar #243 - admiralen (07/26/2014) [-]
if he cant stop it, hes not omnipotent
if he can stop it but wont, hes evil
if he both cant and wont, why call him god
User avatar #247 - witislimited (07/26/2014) [-]
if he can stop it but wont, hes evil

he did not directly cause it. In the same way that darkness is a natural consequence of the absence of light, evil is a natural consequence of the absence of good and neutral qualities (little bit of D&D here to explain what I mean) . If it's not good and it's not not (double negatives intended) bad, it is probably bad.

If all I had to do to concisely reply to you is just copy-paste an old paragraph, it probably means one of us isn't listening.
User avatar #270 - admiralen (07/26/2014) [-]
thats not what i mean, i mean if you walk past an alley where you see a dude get shanked, and youve got ways to stop it with ease and dont, youre an accomplise
User avatar #271 - witislimited (07/26/2014) [-]
Some say he's done it for the sake of a test- I, on the other hand, have no fucking idea whatsoever. I will not argue with you that he condones it, but I will insist he did not directly cause it.

Which means I'm a piece of crap for not helping the guy out- HOWEVER, I did not hold him down while getting stabbed, I didn't stab him myself, etc.
User avatar #272 - admiralen (07/26/2014) [-]
if you know its happening, can easily stop it, but wont, youre an accomplise.
and im not saying this against you, im just saying in general that god is a sadistic evil bastard if he actually does exist.
User avatar #273 - witislimited (07/26/2014) [-]
ac·com·plice [uh-kom-plis]

noun
a person who knowingly helps another in a crime or wrongdoing, often as a subordinate.

Origin:
1475–85; a ( c ) of unclear orig. + late Middle English complice < Middle French < Medieval Latin complici- (stem of complex ) partner; see complex

Source: dictionary.reference.com/browse/accomplice

im not saying this against you

If you thought I was offended, you really aren't listening- which is actually frustrating.

he condones it, but I will insist he did not directly cause it

If all I had to do to concisely reply to you is just copy-paste an old paragraph, it probably means one of us isn't listening.
User avatar #274 - admiralen (07/26/2014) [-]
knowingly helps you by staying quiet or not doing anything.
if you walk by a rape and dont call 911 or stop it yourself youre helping
User avatar #276 - witislimited (07/26/2014) [-]
Help =/= not hinder

For example, I'm helping you by not clogging your toilet.

I really want to keep copy-pasting my old arguments because I'm a lazy piece of shit, but that really doesn't seem to work.

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User avatar #32 - caffeinecommissar (06/23/2014) [-]
Thanks a lot for also sharing your 4chan collection, I presume you're still in the middle of your dump and I don't want to interrupt that.

Did you see my 4chan dump the day before the feminist dump? It was almost as large.

Anyway, I greatly appreciate the effort it takes to dump a lot of filed (know how long it can take), and your posts will be valued contributions to my own folder.
User avatar #33 to #32 - admiralen (06/23/2014) [-]
didnt see your dump of 4chan, but as i said the feminist one was greatly appreciated, these are the greentexts ive saved up since about 2010
User avatar #34 to #33 - caffeinecommissar (06/23/2014) [-]
Here is a link: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/4chan/The+first+thing+you+said/GsYLLTf/12#12

2010? Your collection must be quite larger than mine.

Will you notify me once the dump is done? Thanks in advance.
User avatar #35 to #34 - admiralen (06/23/2014) [-]
its finished btw, if its smaller it might be because ive been checking things out intentionally, i just saved all the ones i found funny from funnyjunk
User avatar #36 to #35 - caffeinecommissar (06/23/2014) [-]
Wonderful, I'll save it immediately and keep the thread open so I can thumb up all your pictures.
User avatar #30 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #31 to #30 - admiralen (06/22/2014) [-]
maybe later
User avatar #29 to #28 - admiralen (06/21/2014) [-]
im honored, thank you
User avatar #25 - devilspecter ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
norwegian?
User avatar #26 to #25 - admiralen (01/28/2014) [-]
swedish amigo
User avatar #27 to #26 - devilspecter ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
I kno, bro.
I just said that because of the comment underneath mine.
#23 - anonymous (12/30/2013) [-]
norwegian?
User avatar #24 to #23 - admiralen (12/30/2013) [-]
nope swe
User avatar #21 - gragasvlad (10/11/2013) [-]
what you call HM slut is what I call hm pokémons and with 1 to 2 slots I mean 1 or two pokémons with only HMs
User avatar #22 to #21 - admiralen (10/11/2013) [-]
they annoy me fiercely, to be honest, they are the black sheep in your squad, completely useless and is usually bidoof or gyarados
#18 to #17 - admiralen (04/06/2013) [-]
even better paintskills (or same)
#20 to #19 - admiralen (04/06/2013) [-]
practise makes perfect
#13 - infiniteduress (06/20/2012) [-]
my top is ~1650 i just happen to like the name of his ultimate
User avatar #14 to #13 - admiralen (06/20/2012) [-]
and you told me 1650 cause?
User avatar #15 to #14 - infiniteduress (06/20/2012) [-]
you called me a noobfag
User avatar #16 to #15 - admiralen (06/21/2012) [-]
1650 still means youre a n00bfag, my account azirel real king has maxed 2,1k
User avatar #1 - iamnewhere (02/18/2012) [-]
"admiralen". Scandinavia much?
User avatar #2 to #1 - admiralen (02/18/2012) [-]
swe
User avatar #3 to #2 - iamnewhere (02/18/2012) [-]
Nor
#6 to #3 - fuckgravity (03/09/2012) [-]
Wut. Visste ikke at det var en normann i comments-teten.
User avatar #7 to #6 - iamnewhere (03/09/2012) [-]
Yup, var #3 for en stund siden, men jeg slutta :)
User avatar #8 to #7 - fuckgravity (03/09/2012) [-]
Why?
User avatar #9 to #8 - iamnewhere (03/09/2012) [-]
Stress. Folk får aldri nok.
Men jeg tror jeg skal begynne igjen snart, har ikke så mye bedre ting å finne på.
User avatar #10 to #9 - fuckgravity (03/09/2012) [-]
Hehe, ser den.
Misunner deg litt, jeg er heldig hvis jeg får 20 thumbs på en comment, liksom.
User avatar #11 to #10 - iamnewhere (03/09/2012) [-]
Jeg ble "kjent" for å lage "alternate endings" på diverse comics. Folk ser ut til å like det.
Trenger ikke være store endringer heller.
Det hjelper veldig mye hvis du er blant de første som kommenterer også, så gå til the latest uploads og prøv å se om det kommer til å rekke Front page.
User avatar #12 to #11 - fuckgravity (03/09/2012) [-]
Så basicly potensiale-jakt på Newest Uploads? Og alternative endinger. Den er god, will try! Takker :)
User avatar #4 to #3 - admiralen (02/18/2012) [-]
amg ur iamnewhere, big fan :)
#5 to #4 - iamnewhere (02/18/2012) [-]
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Lol, people notice me!
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