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Date Signed Up:4/05/2011
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#20 - It exists, but with that attitude shaming for everything exist… 01/25/2015 on I was so bad at it 0
#18 - Virgin shaming isn't even a ******* thing. Either…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/25/2015 on I was so bad at it -2
#19 - elmosays (01/25/2015) [-]
Buddy chill you're wrong and your being unnecessarily hostile. People get made fun of all the time for not getting laid. College especially among males if you didn't bang that chick at the party your the odd one out. Not saying it's always the case but its certainly exists and more that people would like to think. Assuming op's post is true that's also evidence people get looked down upon for being a virgin. Just because maybe you haven't experienced (perhaps because you got all the girls or you were in a different friend group) it doesn't mean you speak for everyone now. Would I say it is a problem? maybe, Its not very nice but a lot of thing we say to each other aren't nice. And what does tumblr have to do with this. Sometimes i feel like people are too jumpy to scream feminism.
#20 - adamks (01/25/2015) [-]
It exists, but with that attitude shaming for everything exists, it's just so rare that it's not at all comparable to slut-shaming, which to my experience is also rare. I live in an environment where, if it existed, slut shaming would be most prevalent. It doesn't happen. I have friends who haven't had sex, and the only thing I, and others, have tried to do, is get them to hook up with someone, with their own consent of course.
#14 - They just assume that different colours means gender colours, …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/25/2015 on Christian tubs +184
#15 - anonymous (01/25/2015) [-]
I'd agree with you if not for the fact that the chick is in the pink one and the dude is in the blue one, pretty much going along with traditional "boy" and "girl" colors.

On the other hand, colored lights in bathtubs (like waterproof LED's) could be really cool. Like bathing in your favorite color or having the most trippy bath experience of your life.
User avatar #20 - pkman (01/25/2015) [-]
Well my favorite color is blue and my sister's favorite color is pink. Sometimes things are just coincidental.
User avatar #39 - toensix (01/25/2015) [-]
But not in advertising.
#19 - derriculous (01/25/2015) [-]
Actually, right up until around the 60s (I think. Someone smarter than me can go ahead and let me know where I go wrong) Pink was actually considered a masculine colour, being louder and more aggressive on the eyes. Red was the colour of men, right, and pink is sort of a baby form of red. Blue was considered more passive and serene, obviously a womanly colour... according to someone who's never had a woman try to rip their head off...
User avatar #85 - comicsansisback (01/25/2015) [-]
I'm not sure but I heard pink became considered feminine because Hitler used it to identify the gays during WWII
User avatar #81 - steelcrasher (01/25/2015) [-]
I raed somewhere that, that is a myth made by feminists to make genders look completely the same and that only uprising makes a difference between them.
I'm pretty sure it has been disproven
#42 - anonymous (01/25/2015) [-]
Blue is linked to the virgin Mary
#29 - The jokes aren't on par with Family Guy and the characters are…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/25/2015 on When you delete your comment +2
#32 - anonymous (01/25/2015) [-]
His shows are popular because they're formulaic, not because he's any good.
#30 - zachzachzachzach (01/25/2015) [-]
i'm glad i'm not on my own on this
#158 - no ******* way this many people have actual diagn… 01/22/2015 on poll: what problems do you... 0
#51 - So he shaves his ass really thouroughly 01/21/2015 on Bet this guy is on this site 0
#70 - Sure. > Implying those statistics aren't mad…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2015 on Read description +1
User avatar #73 - dashapple (01/21/2015) [-]
You think people would do that? Lie about penis sizes? ON THE INTERNET OF ALL PLACES?! IS NOTHING SACRED? Its totally true, I read it on the wikipedias
#69 - Yes.. Yes you did. No one ******* uses your garba…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2015 on Read description 0
User avatar #71 - damping (01/21/2015) [-]
They did in the 50s and 60s. LOL at Denmark having a high living standard.

Lower in HDI
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Development_Index

Lower in Income
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Median_household_income

And everything costs way more in Denmark! Your country literally couldn't be shittier if it tried!
#60 - Like it or not, you have a ****** measurement sys…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Read description 0
#61 - damping (01/20/2015) [-]
No we didn't.

Someone is jealous of how great America is compared to their tiny little country.
#69 - adamks (01/20/2015) [-]
Yes.. Yes you did. No one fucking uses your garbage system for science. Also, yeah tiny country, not as influential, but living standard 10x as high
User avatar #71 - damping (01/21/2015) [-]
They did in the 50s and 60s. LOL at Denmark having a high living standard.

Lower in HDI
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Development_Index

Lower in Income
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Median_household_income

And everything costs way more in Denmark! Your country literally couldn't be shittier if it tried!
#38 - This is like putting a ramp so fat people can get into the mal…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Read description -2
#58 - damping (01/20/2015) [-]
Says guy from a country that has never been to the moon.
#60 - adamks (01/20/2015) [-]
Like it or not, you have a shitty measurement system. You even used to good system to get to the moon.
#61 - damping (01/20/2015) [-]
No we didn't.

Someone is jealous of how great America is compared to their tiny little country.
#69 - adamks (01/20/2015) [-]
Yes.. Yes you did. No one fucking uses your garbage system for science. Also, yeah tiny country, not as influential, but living standard 10x as high
User avatar #71 - damping (01/21/2015) [-]
They did in the 50s and 60s. LOL at Denmark having a high living standard.

Lower in HDI
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Development_Index

Lower in Income
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Median_household_income

And everything costs way more in Denmark! Your country literally couldn't be shittier if it tried!
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#27 - bizzareslam (05/02/2014) [-]
Lets make your comments all pretty and what not
Lets make your comments all pretty and what not
User avatar #23 - storebought (11/01/2012) [-]
hey are you willing to trade? i dont mean just give them to me like the guy below i mean like a trade
#24 to #23 - adamks (11/01/2012) [-]
Sure am, what do you need?
User avatar #25 to #24 - storebought (11/01/2012) [-]
well you have items from before i got to really collect items so certain items i looking for are
norh korea flags
snowman
mossy pillar
book of spellcrafting
swamp egg
strange hat
bottle of water
blue filly egg
giant butterfly
flour

if none of these are tradeable ill understand :)
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#22 to #21 - adamks (10/03/2012) [-]
Acctually, I plan on getting back on the collecting, just haven't quite picked up yet (:
#18 - somepervert (03/03/2012) [-]
go away communist/socialist you know nothing of our history
#19 to #18 - adamks (03/03/2012) [-]
Wtf are you talking about i am the furthest from socialist you get, i tend to have anarchistic oppions, not in this life i would ever be socialistic.. faggot..
User avatar #14 - arabtroll (07/31/2011) [-]
NOOOOO YOU MESSED UP MY AMAZING POST http://funnyjunk.com/showcomment/26110525/#c47
User avatar #15 to #14 - arabtroll (07/31/2011) [-]
btw it's in the top 60
#16 to #15 - adamks (08/01/2011) [-]
And im about top 1, in minus i belive :D
User avatar #17 to #16 - arabtroll (08/01/2011) [-]
nice man but this was my first comment to make it into the top 40
User avatar #1 - Ladoris (05/30/2011) [-]
I moved to your profile, First of all you want facts you it
Marijuana is far less toxic and less addictive than alcohol.
Long-term marijuana use is far less damaging than long-term alcohol use.
Alcohol use contributes to aggressive behavior and acts of violence, whereas marijuana use reduces the likelihood of violent behavior.
Alcohol use is highly associated with violent crime, whereas marijuana use is not.
Alcohol use contributes to the likelihood of domestic violence and sexual assault and marijuana use does not.
Alcohol use is prevalent in cases of sexual assault and date rape, whereas marijuana use is not considered a contributing factor in cases of sexual assault and date rape.

#2 to #1 - adamks (05/30/2011) [-]
And yet again, i know alchohol is dangerous, a lot more damaging than marijuana, and if alchohol was not legalized today, it would not BE legalized, but that alchohol is dangerous does not make marijuana less dangerous, its like saying that murdering should be legalized because more people die by car accidents than murdering, and for my sake, just legalize it, but dont give arguments for that pot should be legalized, not something about "alchohol is more dangerous" we not discussing alchohol, we're discussing pot.
User avatar #3 to #2 - Ladoris (05/30/2011) [-]
are you retarded that's what the post was about, pot vs alcohol, omg your ******* dumb, jeez it so hard to argue with kids, maybe you should look at the post before getting into a flame war
#4 to #3 - adamks (05/30/2011) [-]
I did look at the post, and i think you are the retarded one, hes post was not pot vs alchohol hes post was, legalize pot because its less dangerous than alchohol, ergo, legalize pot. I wouldent care, i just want some reasons why pot shoud be legalized which is not: "Errrrh HURR DURR ALCOHOL IS WORSE HURR DURR!"
User avatar #5 to #4 - Ladoris (05/30/2011) [-]
I AM THE POSTER!!!! YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT, ITS ABOUT POT VS ALCOHOL
User avatar #20 to #5 - admiralen ONLINE (05/19/2012) [-]
ladoris, THIS AINT UR ****** POST U RETARDED WHORE! and marijuana is WAY more addictive
#6 to #5 - adamks (05/30/2011) [-]
Haha so that explain your plain stupidity!..
And noo it is not my friend, i know your kind, your just looking for an argument that pot should be legal, and i dont care if it is legal, and in the bottom you do not care about alcohols danger, nor do you care about the pot danger, you just want to drink and smoke.. Dont worry, you will mature in time, but now is not your time obviously..
User avatar #7 to #6 - Ladoris (05/30/2011) [-]
wow did you just said everything true about yourself there, gj
#8 to #7 - adamks (05/30/2011) [-]
So your acctually saying im immature for not smoking pot, well thats quite the statement..
User avatar #9 to #8 - Ladoris (05/30/2011) [-]
no your immature for thinking your right, even when your not.
#11 to #9 - adamks (05/30/2011) [-]
Well anyways, at least your almost able to discuss properly, your not one of theese stupid kids just saying, "omg ****************************************** "
User avatar #12 to #11 - Ladoris (05/30/2011) [-]
i know im not, but this entire time you have been saying bad things about about pot and how it can damage lungs and make you act stupid and i have said pros and cons about both now im going to let you have last word because i got **** to do
#13 to #12 - adamks (05/30/2011) [-]
Well, i have said bad things about both alcohol AND pot, and ive said that i dont care, you have only said good things about pot. Like some little pot fanboy. You must be kidding me.
#10 to #9 - adamks (05/30/2011) [-]
Well since im not stating anything, i could not be right, nor wrong, i said i do not care about the legalization, wich puts me in a neutral position wich means im not on the right side, nor the wrong. Try again.
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