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#11 - It it the missing comma between Buzz and look?  [+] (2 new replies) 21 hours ago on Buzz look, a mistake in the... +2
User avatar #20 - pringlord (14 hours ago) [-]
actally there`s nothing missing,

that`s the joke, woody says there is a mistake even though there isnt.

he`s fooling buzz lightyear.
User avatar #12 - lolbobsquarepaints (20 hours ago) [-]
thanks, thought I was surrounded by idiots
#4 - It doesn't take patience? It just takes time. You do nothing, …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2015 on Beard and patience +5
User avatar #9 - ybcrazy (04/21/2015) [-]
a good beard requires trimming. you gotta be patient with that shit
#18 - Cactus in plural is cactus, cactuses or cacti. None is more right.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2015 on You can be metal... +1
User avatar #19 - sexyhimself (04/21/2015) [-]
I have been smeckeldorfed.
#20 - bewailedbadger (04/21/2015) [-]
#15 - You can have a flight experience that is a million times bette… 04/15/2015 on Where did we go wrong +4
#7 - Sadly it's not that easy. 04/12/2015 on ­ +3
#3 - infinity+2 =/= infinity  [+] (15 new replies) 04/12/2015 on ­ -27
User avatar #114 - Cilreve (04/13/2015) [-]
You're getting a lot of hate for this comment when you're right.
User avatar #39 - infinityexplain (04/12/2015) [-]
I had to come back from the grave to tell you how wrong you are.

User avatar #6 - fishandkids (04/12/2015) [-]
Yes it does. Infinity is infinity no matter how much you add or take away. For instance infinity : infinity = infinity. The only time you can get anything else when using infinity is infinity * 0.
#90 - breastisbest (04/13/2015) [-]
Yes but it is not the same infinity. Infinity is not a set number, so infinity+2 does equal infinity, but the new infinity is 2 more than the old one. Not all infinities are the same size. For example there are more numbers between zero and one than there are integers even though both are infinite. Source: basic calculus.
#33 - fefe (04/12/2015) [-]
Well infinity/infinity does certainly not need equal infinity in contemporary mathematics. Infinity is generally used in two concepts: cardinalities (size of sets) and limits (behaviors of functions f(x) at big values of x). In the former context division is poorly defined, while in the latter the outcome of the division is entirely dependent on the specific functions used (e.g. the limit of x/x for x going to infinity is most certainly one).

Considering the given equation, if we require y to be a real number than surely the equation has no solutions (proposing that infinity is a real number is absolutely nonsensical). Of course we could extend the real numbers to a number system that includes infinities, the standards for that being ordinal and cardinal numbers. In the ordinals this equation again has no solutions, while in the cardinals it is satisfied for any and all of the types of infinity (of which there are infinitely many in this context).

The basic point: in mathematics, context is important (e.g. in the quotient ring R/{2} this equation is satisfied for any y).
#34 - fishandkids (04/12/2015) [-]
User avatar #47 - thefirespike (04/13/2015) [-]
Basically its because infinity is a concept and not an actual concrete thing so a lot of math involving it is wonky and it doesn't work like an actual number does.
User avatar #21 - testaburger (04/12/2015) [-]
Let's define some shit.
Infinity = x

x+2 =/= x
User avatar #24 - fishandkids (04/12/2015) [-]
except you can't put a number on infinity, infinity is infinity no matter what.

If you have an infinate amount of doors adding 2 extra doors or removing 2 doors will make no difference because you will still have an infinate amount of doors. What you are doing is defining infinity as a number which it is not.
#97 - fefe (04/13/2015) [-]
Thing is, a mathematician proved there are different amounts of infinity.
Now this guy went nuts proving it so I'll give you the laymans explanation.

There are an infinite amount of numbers between 1 and 2, (1.1, 1.11 ect)
So the amount of infinite numbers between 1 and 3 is twice that of 1 and 2.

I get what you're saying but this is some higher level mathematician stuff.
#25 - testaburger (04/12/2015) [-]
At least my mom isn't a whore.
User avatar #26 - fishandkids (04/12/2015) [-]
That may be, but atleast I wasn't an accident. I was an accident.
User avatar #27 - testaburger (04/12/2015) [-]
Poor accident.

Can't all be wunderkinder
User avatar #15 - thefates (04/12/2015) [-]
Infinity is the potential to be any number but it's still the same set number at any point in the equation. If you at point 2 of infinity and then had infinity plus 2 that point would be 4.
#7 - adamks (04/12/2015) [-]
Sadly it's not that easy.
#6 - Why not just get the superpower of altering your body as you w…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/12/2015 on PUMP FASTER FRANK 0
#26 - medexplain (04/12/2015) [-]
Cardio bunnies.
User avatar #12 - falbwuh (04/12/2015) [-]
because then you don't the steal the benefits from other people, which is way more fun.
#7 - alarubra (04/12/2015) [-]
Wrong. Watching people work out is almost as fun as working out.
#6 - There are probably people somewhere who could make a good Arch…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2015 on Heard u like them Archer boy +8
#15 - finishhimlarry (04/12/2015) [-]
In case you haven't seen it
#9 - aaaaaaand this is still fake.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2015 on Getting roasted +37
User avatar #19 - penelo (04/12/2015) [-]
one can dream
#11 - Nah, you would probably be a really insignificant character th…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2015 on Is bendingtime still relevant? +91
User avatar #44 - Ripper (04/12/2015) [-]
meh I wouldn't even be on it.


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Lets make your comments all pretty and what not
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User avatar #23 - storebought (11/01/2012) [-]
hey are you willing to trade? i dont mean just give them to me like the guy below i mean like a trade
#24 to #23 - adamks (11/01/2012) [-]
Sure am, what do you need?
User avatar #25 to #24 - storebought (11/01/2012) [-]
well you have items from before i got to really collect items so certain items i looking for are
norh korea flags
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if none of these are tradeable ill understand :)
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#22 to #21 - adamks (10/03/2012) [-]
Acctually, I plan on getting back on the collecting, just haven't quite picked up yet (:
#18 - somepervert (03/03/2012) [-]
go away communist/socialist you know nothing of our history
#19 to #18 - adamks (03/03/2012) [-]
Wtf are you talking about i am the furthest from socialist you get, i tend to have anarchistic oppions, not in this life i would ever be socialistic.. faggot..
User avatar #14 - arabtroll (07/31/2011) [-]
NOOOOO YOU MESSED UP MY AMAZING POST http://funnyjunk.com/showcomment/26110525/#c47
User avatar #15 to #14 - arabtroll (07/31/2011) [-]
btw it's in the top 60
#16 to #15 - adamks (08/01/2011) [-]
And im about top 1, in minus i belive :D
User avatar #17 to #16 - arabtroll (08/01/2011) [-]
nice man but this was my first comment to make it into the top 40
User avatar #1 - Ladoris (05/30/2011) [-]
I moved to your profile, First of all you want facts you it
Marijuana is far less toxic and less addictive than alcohol.
Long-term marijuana use is far less damaging than long-term alcohol use.
Alcohol use contributes to aggressive behavior and acts of violence, whereas marijuana use reduces the likelihood of violent behavior.
Alcohol use is highly associated with violent crime, whereas marijuana use is not.
Alcohol use contributes to the likelihood of domestic violence and sexual assault and marijuana use does not.
Alcohol use is prevalent in cases of sexual assault and date rape, whereas marijuana use is not considered a contributing factor in cases of sexual assault and date rape.

#2 to #1 - adamks (05/30/2011) [-]
And yet again, i know alchohol is dangerous, a lot more damaging than marijuana, and if alchohol was not legalized today, it would not BE legalized, but that alchohol is dangerous does not make marijuana less dangerous, its like saying that murdering should be legalized because more people die by car accidents than murdering, and for my sake, just legalize it, but dont give arguments for that pot should be legalized, not something about "alchohol is more dangerous" we not discussing alchohol, we're discussing pot.
User avatar #3 to #2 - Ladoris (05/30/2011) [-]
are you retarded that's what the post was about, pot vs alcohol, omg your ******* dumb, jeez it so hard to argue with kids, maybe you should look at the post before getting into a flame war
#4 to #3 - adamks (05/30/2011) [-]
I did look at the post, and i think you are the retarded one, hes post was not pot vs alchohol hes post was, legalize pot because its less dangerous than alchohol, ergo, legalize pot. I wouldent care, i just want some reasons why pot shoud be legalized which is not: "Errrrh HURR DURR ALCOHOL IS WORSE HURR DURR!"
User avatar #5 to #4 - Ladoris (05/30/2011) [-]
User avatar #20 to #5 - admiralen (05/19/2012) [-]
ladoris, THIS AINT UR ****** POST U RETARDED WHORE! and marijuana is WAY more addictive
#6 to #5 - adamks (05/30/2011) [-]
Haha so that explain your plain stupidity!..
And noo it is not my friend, i know your kind, your just looking for an argument that pot should be legal, and i dont care if it is legal, and in the bottom you do not care about alcohols danger, nor do you care about the pot danger, you just want to drink and smoke.. Dont worry, you will mature in time, but now is not your time obviously..
User avatar #7 to #6 - Ladoris (05/30/2011) [-]
wow did you just said everything true about yourself there, gj
#8 to #7 - adamks (05/30/2011) [-]
So your acctually saying im immature for not smoking pot, well thats quite the statement..
User avatar #9 to #8 - Ladoris (05/30/2011) [-]
no your immature for thinking your right, even when your not.
#11 to #9 - adamks (05/30/2011) [-]
Well anyways, at least your almost able to discuss properly, your not one of theese stupid kids just saying, "omg ****************************************** "
User avatar #12 to #11 - Ladoris (05/30/2011) [-]
i know im not, but this entire time you have been saying bad things about about pot and how it can damage lungs and make you act stupid and i have said pros and cons about both now im going to let you have last word because i got **** to do
#13 to #12 - adamks (05/30/2011) [-]
Well, i have said bad things about both alcohol AND pot, and ive said that i dont care, you have only said good things about pot. Like some little pot fanboy. You must be kidding me.
#10 to #9 - adamks (05/30/2011) [-]
Well since im not stating anything, i could not be right, nor wrong, i said i do not care about the legalization, wich puts me in a neutral position wich means im not on the right side, nor the wrong. Try again.
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